FabSwingers.com forum: If you woke up as Ryan Reynolds...

By *ackandtheunicorn OP Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

What's the first thing you'd do?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Kiss him with my tongue down his throat.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bum him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look up Ryan Reynolds on the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blake Lively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with my Willy

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Check on Wrexham.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post on the good morning thread

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Have my usual morning shit.

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By *ackandtheunicorn OP Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Kiss him with my tongue down his throat."

I'm sure you would but I mean as Ryan reynold not with him... sorry to disappoint lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on the good morning thread

Really

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Kiss him with my tongue down his throat."

How ya gonna do that to your self ?

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By *ackandtheunicorn OP Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Check on Wrexham....."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum him "

You are him numpty

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

What do you mean 'if'?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Wank him off with my little hand

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ask him what the hell he was doing in my bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d spend at least the first hour playing with Blake Lively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it's walk through the middle of town and count the glances haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on the good morning thread

Really

How did your gerbil shopping go

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on the good morning thread

Really

How did your gerbil shopping go

Not very well

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Wonder why I woke up as him for a start

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Figure out what the actual fuck was going on.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Would look in the mirror and say "no change there then "

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"What's the first thing you'd do?

Mr "

Enjoy the feeling of a fringe again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the bank transfer half his bank balance to my bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder where me dick had gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log into his bank account and transfer a few mill over to my account just in case it’s a short lived arrangement

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Transfer all my money into Lind Simmons’ account in anticipation of waking up as me again the next morning

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag Blake Lively whilst remembering what it was like to shag Scarlett Johanssen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on the good morning thread

Really

How did your gerbil shopping go

Not very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on the good morning thread

Really

How did your gerbil shopping go

Not very well

I bought a goat

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I change my answer.

I’d spunk on his beard

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Oh damn!

I didn’t read the previous poster’s message

Now I just look like an idiot!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Wonder where me dick had gone"

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Look up Ryan Reynolds on the internet"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Kiss him with my tongue down his throat.

I'm sure you would but I mean as Ryan reynold not with him... sorry to disappoint lol"

Oh damn, I misread the question. Now I am disappointed as my imagination was running away with me.x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Play with my new willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank, just in case i reverted back to me. At least I could go to my grave saying I’ve wanked off Ryan Reynolds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is an easy one, I would garner as much support for gerbiling as I possibly could with his huge following, it would be truly remarkable, the number one loved rodent in all of the world, then I would put on my deedpole uniform and enjoy being young again, I would run, jump, hop, all of the nimble things and be a superhero, god bless me hahaha because I’m Ryan Reynolds now so I can’t say god bless Ryan Reynolds, that’s a mind boggler

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By *ackandtheunicorn OP Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

Hahah these answers are legendary lol

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By *l6789Man
over a year ago

croydon

Put on dead pool costume and go fight crime

Or maybe just plow Blake

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Have a wank ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure I’ve seen that film. The Changeup

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Wonder where me dick had gone"

I’ve heard he’s well sung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss me

(I'd be laid next to him in bed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look myself up online to find out who I'm supposed to a) be and b) who I'm supposed to be shacking up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone Nora

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Looks like it's not just thirsty single men who don't read properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss me

(I'd be laid next to him in bed)"

Your wife my have something to say about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss me

(I'd be laid next to him in bed)

Your wife my have something to say about that. "

She'd be at the other side of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss me

(I'd be laid next to him in bed)

Your wife my have something to say about that.

She'd be at the other side of him

You mean you, you’re him.

It’s confusing, I’ll take her for coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder where me dick had gone

I’ve heard he’s well sung

You can’t be that handsome and have a big dick, life just isn’t that unfair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss me

(I'd be laid next to him in bed)

Your wife my have something to say about that.

She'd be at the other side of him

You mean you, you’re him.

It’s confusing, I’ll take her for coffee. "

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder where me dick had gone

I’ve heard he’s well sung

You can’t be that handsome and have a big dick, life just isn’t that unfair

Oh he has it all!!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Two things: been beaten to the Deadpool costume, which we'd obviously all do immediately!

But alongside that, fulfil my ambitions as a professional footballer by inserting myself into the Wrexham First 11!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look up Ryan Reynolds on the internet"

Why..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I would put on running shoes and go for a run over the park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss me

(I'd be laid next to him in bed)

Your wife my have something to say about that.

She'd be at the other side of him

You mean you, you’re him.

It’s confusing, I’ll take her for coffee.

Rude"

I was simplifying it.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Wonder where me dick had gone

I’ve heard he’s well sung

You can’t be that handsome and have a big dick, life just isn’t that unfair

Sometimes humour is lost on some people…..

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Bum Rex

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’d slip into a Deadpool suit and check if my arse was really that sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd stick my finger up my bum

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Wish I was Fife Ninja instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transfer his bank balance to mine just incase I switch back.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Transfer his bank balance to mine just incase I switch back."

You beat me too it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Transfer his bank balance to mine just incase I switch back.

You beat me too it."

All these horny buggers didn’t think of the smart thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to close the door on the way out (he does nothing for me)

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just another girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Transfer his bank balance to mine just incase I switch back.

You beat me too it.

All these horny buggers didn’t think of the smart thing to do

Not so smart if you don't change back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Transfer his bank balance to mine just incase I switch back.

You beat me too it.

All these horny buggers didn’t think of the smart thing to do

Not so smart if you don't change back

I’d still have my online banking details.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'd think 'why the fuck did I buy Wrexham'

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Pour my self an aviation gin...

Phone my mate Rob mc in philly to check if it's still sunny

Then we will discuss what bonus to pay the players at Wrexham FC for getting promoted back to the FL and doing non league double by winning FA TROPHY...

THEN phone my other mate Will Ferrel then discuss best pub crawl wrexham has to offer

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd think 'why the fuck did I buy Wrexham'

Oi! That's my Birthplace! A shit hole it may be but it's my shithole

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'd think 'why the fuck did I buy Wrexham'

Oi! That's my Birthplace! A shit hole it may be but it's my shithole

Ah.....that'll be me blocked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put glowupdoll on my speed dial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask if I could make a Green Lantern sequel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just another girl. "

Yay!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot stand him or his films!

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

"Look up Ryan Reynolds on the internet"

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"I'd think 'why the fuck did I buy Wrexham'

Oi! That's my Birthplace! A shit hole it may be but it's my shithole

Excuse me madam...its my shithole

Unless you want to share and make it our shithole

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Fuck my wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freak out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under white privilege for the day then do a bank transfer before clock strikes 12

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Go straight to Rios and see if anybody recognises me

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

Get Wrexham academy linked to FAW much like RGC to make it a North Wales hub for talent of the future

Oh that and then find my previous self and give old me a good time....

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Who?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Who? "

Actor type guy. Useless at farming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd think 'why the fuck did I buy Wrexham'

Oi! That's my Birthplace! A shit hole it may be but it's my shithole

Excuse me madam...its my shithole

Unless you want to share and make it our shithole"

Shit off! I don't share

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Say "I'm really sorry I called you Burt last night"

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Sign up for Green Lantern 2"

The only correct answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His next door neighbour in Stafford is on here shhhhh

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"I'd think 'why the fuck did I buy Wrexham'

Oi! That's my Birthplace! A shit hole it may be but it's my shithole

Excuse me madam...its my shithole

Unless you want to share and make it our shithole

Shit off! I don't share

That's not the wrexham way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my bank balance to see how well off he is lol

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