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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Girls, obsessed with guys wrapping up?

worried about dirty dick?

How many of you use them?

Guys, worried about dirty vag?

Do you make sure she’s tubed up?

Takes two to tango.

Talk to me.

*disclaimer,

Results will be shared with Sydney university and all other Australian educational facilities that give a fuck.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

To me they seem less practically than the good old condom lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To me they seem less practically than the good old condom lol"

Same, but sshhhh.

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By *evlishduncMan
over a year ago

north suffolk south norfolk

Prefer condoms, personally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prefer condoms, personally."

Said no man ever.

Am I right or am I right?

*Distance high five.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, this was a hit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit."

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now "

That’s why I changed it.

People kept inviting to be their gym buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

That’s why I changed it.

People kept inviting to be their gym buddy."

Will you be my gym buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

That’s why I changed it.

People kept inviting to be their gym buddy.

Will you be my gym buddy "

Goddammit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

That’s why I changed it.

People kept inviting to be their gym buddy.

Will you be my gym buddy

Goddammit."

Is that a yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

That’s why I changed it.

People kept inviting to be their gym buddy.

Will you be my gym buddy

Goddammit.

Is that a yes "

I can’t set foot in a gym currently.

Sexual harassment case pending against somebody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

That’s why I changed it.

People kept inviting to be their gym buddy.

Will you be my gym buddy

Goddammit.

Is that a yes

I can’t set foot in a gym currently.

Sexual harassment case pending against somebody.

"

Told you to leave scouse alone but you wouldn't listen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

That’s why I changed it.

People kept inviting to be their gym buddy.

Will you be my gym buddy

Goddammit.

Is that a yes

I can’t set foot in a gym currently.

Sexual harassment case pending against somebody.

Told you to leave scouse alone but you wouldn't listen "

Against!

I’m the victim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dental dams or I’m not licking nowt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dental dams or I’m not licking nowt! "

Cling film at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dental dams or I’m not licking nowt!

Cling film at the ready "

I’m a bit dribbly so it’s like water boarding the foof

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dental dams or I’m not licking nowt!

Cling film at the ready "

Bag for life work?

If you’ve no clingfilm.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now "

What was our erstwhile OP formerly known as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer your original question I can’t use a femidom. I worked as a cow breeder and it makes me feel like I’m artificially inseminating my wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

What was our erstwhile OP formerly known as?"

I’ve been known as many things throughout the years.

Names that would make your kids shudder.

Jimmy.

Gary.

Rol fe - have to add a gap there or it adds a fucking laughing face.

Also Jon Ban Jovi and Jonny Jones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

What was our erstwhile OP formerly known as?

I’ve been known as many things throughout the years.

Names that would make your kids shudder.

Jimmy.

Gary.

Rol fe - have to add a gap there or it adds a fucking laughing face.

Also Jon Ban Jovi and Jonny Jones."

Weird that three of them names are kiddy fiddlers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

What was our erstwhile OP formerly known as?

I’ve been known as many things throughout the years.

Names that would make your kids shudder.

Jimmy.

Gary.

Rol fe - have to add a gap there or it adds a fucking laughing face.

Also Jon Ban Jovi and Jonny Jones.

Weird that three of them names are kiddy fiddlers "

Wait, what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

What was our erstwhile OP formerly known as?

I’ve been known as many things throughout the years.

Names that would make your kids shudder.

Jimmy.

Gary.

Rol fe - have to add a gap there or it adds a fucking laughing face.

Also Jon Ban Jovi and Jonny Jones.

Weird that three of them names are kiddy fiddlers

Wait, what?

"

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

What was our erstwhile OP formerly known as?

I’ve been known as many things throughout the years.

Names that would make your kids shudder.

Jimmy.

Gary.

Rol fe - have to add a gap there or it adds a fucking laughing face.

Also Jon Ban Jovi and Jonny Jones.

Weird that three of them names are kiddy fiddlers

Wait, what?

"

Jimmy, Gary and Rolph

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

What was our erstwhile OP formerly known as?

I’ve been known as many things throughout the years.

Names that would make your kids shudder.

Jimmy.

Gary.

Rol fe - have to add a gap there or it adds a fucking laughing face.

Also Jon Ban Jovi and Jonny Jones.

Weird that three of them names are kiddy fiddlers

Wait, what?

Jimmy, Gary and Rolph"

Get out of town!

Oh, maybe that’s why kids shudder?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, this was a hit.

Yes, it is because you changed your name and no one knows who you are now

What was our erstwhile OP formerly known as?

I’ve been known as many things throughout the years.

Names that would make your kids shudder.

Jimmy.

Gary.

Rol fe - have to add a gap there or it adds a fucking laughing face.

Also Jon Ban Jovi and Jonny Jones.

Weird that three of them names are kiddy fiddlers

Wait, what?

Jimmy, Gary and Rolph

Get out of town!

Oh, maybe that’s why kids shudder?.."

Gerry should be very cautious around you Jonny. His gerbils clearly aren’t safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only know of these things existing because of “Men Behaving Badly” never seen one in real life

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