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"How to get a lady on fab??" Do you mean how to get a lady who isn't on fab to join fab? Or get a lady who is on fab? | |||
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"With cake, chocolate and biscuits " To be fair that would pull me. | |||
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"Good morning, I hope you are doing well, I can’t advise you on how to get a woman here but I can advise you to open your heart and don’t be afraid to let god in, he has a plan for us all, I find peace with my gerbils, you will never feel love quite like it, I don’t know if they’re something you have ever thought about owning but I promise you nothing but joy in your heart and the feeling of loneliness will soon subside, god bless you " God don't want me for a sunbeam. Sun beams are never made made like me | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab??" What have you tried so far? | |||
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"Lady on fab. " Rocking horse s**t comes to mind | |||
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"With cake, chocolate and biscuits To be fair that would pull me. " Surely you’d get anyone with that mix | |||
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"I'm clearly no expert but, id take a look at rewriting the bio and adding more photos to begin with? " | |||
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"Lady on fab. " With something they want or need, or don't have. If you have nothing they want or need and something they do have, make sure its different, if its not different then hope she likes more of the same. | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab??" I would sugest you either buy my book how to get a lady on fab Or enrole in my intencive 3 week course Competively priced at 300 pounds Or you. Can cheat and check out other males profiles or check women's profiles for the successful meet verifications .the modify your profile as you would a CV .and see what results you get other wise You could post a thread offering to fuck local milfs or do copy cat thread for non locals .the women will flock to you . I even sent over all the women who keep banging on my door at 4 in the morning wanting a fuck . then I got a replacement offer and they were hireing a coach to come to me. Good luck with your search hope I've been able to help you . | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? I would sugest you either buy my book how to get a lady on fab Or enrole in my intencive 3 week course Competively priced at 300 pounds Or you. Can cheat and check out other males profiles or check women's profiles for the successful meet verifications .the modify your profile as you would a CV .and see what results you get other wise You could post a thread offering to fuck local milfs or do copy cat thread for non locals .the women will flock to you . I even sent over all the women who keep banging on my door at 4 in the morning wanting a fuck . then I got a replacement offer and they were hireing a coach to come to me. Good luck with your search hope I've been able to help you . " Are you accepting mid term enrolments? | |||
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"Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots " Unless you are apostate of course... | |||
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"Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots Unless you are apostate of course..." I heard Judas had a rat. | |||
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"Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots Unless you are apostate of course... I heard Judas had a rat." Wait, no. He was as a rat, that was it. | |||
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"Yes the course is open 365 year we have no set term and out of hours course work can been done Your course tutor will advise you further just send your 300 pounds and your accepted ." Almost sold. So will we actually get to look at an actual lady or will it be like one of those ones on my CPR course again? | |||
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"Yes the course is open 365 year we have no set term and out of hours course work can been done Your course tutor will advise you further just send your 300 pounds and your accepted ." If it was how to get a single man to actually turn up we’d be enrolling immediately | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab??" Put crumbs around the entrance to its den and trap it when it comes out for a sniff | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Put crumbs around the entrance to its den and trap it when it comes out for a sniff " I feel seen | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Put crumbs around the entrance to its den and trap it when it comes out for a sniff I feel seen " Not seen, heard. I heard you rustling the leaves in your den bed | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab??" Do NOT take anything here serious. Have fun Rejection is part of life here. With those in mind you're good to go | |||
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"You don't 'get' a woman. We are not commodities. " Great answer ..great answer. | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Put crumbs around the entrance to its den and trap it when it comes out for a sniff I feel seen Not seen, heard. I heard you rustling the leaves in your den bed " That was a gerbil | |||
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"You have to pass the 100 questions and tick all of their boxes. Then if successful, you are through to an intensive interview stage. If you were an outstanding candidate and pass, you then have to have a pre trial where you are observed of your every move and action. If amazingly, you pass this you then may be invited... " Only 100 ?..you got off lightly | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab??" Get her for what? | |||
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"Send dick pics with every message. Ladies love it " Dick pics definitely the way forward, at least 20 with each message. | |||
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"Like I’m going to give my secrets away in public " I’m guessing the beard isn’t one of your secrets then……? | |||
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"Send dick pics with every message. Ladies love it Dick pics definitely the way forward, at least 20 with each message. " And send the same message copy and paste every hour on the hour....it works for me ... | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab??" Chase one down the street while wimdmilling | |||
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"Jaffa cakes......." ...works for some of us! | |||
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"He who has the best bait catches the most fish" never been much good at fishing more success at the chip shop. | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab??" Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden " He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…." That must be where we’re going wrong | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong " Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome " There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now | |||
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"Like I’m going to give my secrets away in public I’m guessing the beard isn’t one of your secrets then……? " Very few photos of it so it could be | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now " Maybe he requires his car valeting | |||
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"Like I’m going to give my secrets away in public I’m guessing the beard isn’t one of your secrets then……? Very few photos of it so it could be " I meant your profile name…… | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab??" Just do the exact opposite of what you normally do, literally. | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now Maybe he requires his car valeting " He certainly wants something polished | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now " Result! See? It’s easy! Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. " Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now Result! See? It’s easy! Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great " Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. " So it's you whos been hording them all | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now Result! See? It’s easy! Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time " Doh! I knew I was being too polite! This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring” | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now Result! See? It’s easy! Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time Doh! I knew I was being too polite! This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring” " Also ignore the male half. All couples love that | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. " They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself. | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. So it's you whos been hording them all " Only 10 atm. | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now Result! See? It’s easy! Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time Doh! I knew I was being too polite! This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring” Also ignore the male half. All couples love that " Slow it down a bit, I can only remember one thing at a time…… | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself. " Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery. | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now Result! See? It’s easy! Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time Doh! I knew I was being too polite! This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring” Also ignore the male half. All couples love that " I dunno I tend to find pushing the female aside to tell her partner how gorgeous she is and what a lucky fella he is works better | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself. Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery. " I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case. | |||
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"He who has the best bait catches the most fish" I use this analogy too. Also, dress your window to attract who you want to attract. | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself. Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery. I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case. " Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done. | |||
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"He who has the best bait catches the most fish I use this analogy too. Also, dress your window to attract who you want to attract. " ^^^ ooo that's a good one | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are. Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess…. That must be where we’re going wrong Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now Result! See? It’s easy! Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time Doh! I knew I was being too polite! This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring” Also ignore the male half. All couples love that I dunno I tend to find pushing the female aside to tell her partner how gorgeous she is and what a lucky fella he is works better " Just mention football and you’re in there | |||
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"Jaffa cakes....... ...works for some of us! " I can do that where would you like them to dropped off too | |||
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"How to get a lady on fab?? Just do the exact opposite of what you normally do, literally." Love it | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself. Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery. I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case. Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done. " But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed. | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. " Just a temporary loan for a season?? | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself. Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery. I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case. Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done. But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed. " Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Just a temporary loan for a season?? " Well. I feel its my duty as a fab guy to help others out. | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself. Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery. I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case. Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done. But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed. Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now " The bull whip wasn't my idea though. | |||
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"You want “discrete fun” ..." That's it; he obviously doesn't realise that the ladies on FS are sticklers for grammar and syntax, and are clearly taking him literally, as 'discrete' means 'separate, distinct', so they assume that he wants to have sex on his own, not with them, and so are kindly and discreetly leaving him alone to get on with it, which is presumably what he is doing? It may of course be that he is being too subtle and should try: 'Wanna fuck' as so many seem to, but then again possibly not! | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself. Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery. I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case. Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done. But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed. Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now The bull whip wasn't my idea though. " Well someone ought to own up | |||
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"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine. Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country. They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself. Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery. I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case. Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done. But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed. Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now The bull whip wasn't my idea though. Well someone ought to own up " (Whistles innocently) | |||
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