FabSwingers.com forum: Struggling to get a lady

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How to get a lady on fab??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammed if I know

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Run up to one, pick them up and bundle them on your shoulder, and then run away with them before anybody notices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clearly no expert but, id take a look at rewriting the bio and adding more photos to begin with?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

With cake, chocolate and biscuits

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Shoes and chocolates… according to the fast show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??"

Do you mean how to get a lady who isn't on fab to join fab? Or get a lady who is on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, I hope you are doing well, I can’t advise you on how to get a woman here but I can advise you to open your heart and don’t be afraid to let god in, he has a plan for us all, I find peace with my gerbils, you will never feel love quite like it, I don’t know if they’re something you have ever thought about owning but I promise you nothing but joy in your heart and the feeling of loneliness will soon subside, god bless you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lady on fab.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"With cake, chocolate and biscuits

To be fair that would pull me.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Good morning, I hope you are doing well, I can’t advise you on how to get a woman here but I can advise you to open your heart and don’t be afraid to let god in, he has a plan for us all, I find peace with my gerbils, you will never feel love quite like it, I don’t know if they’re something you have ever thought about owning but I promise you nothing but joy in your heart and the feeling of loneliness will soon subside, god bless you "

God don't want me for a sunbeam. Sun beams are never made made like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??"

What have you tried so far?

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By *ustfun009Man
over a year ago

oxford

"Lady on fab. "

Rocking horse s**t comes to mind

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Jaffa cakes.......

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By *ouno2muchMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"With cake, chocolate and biscuits

To be fair that would pull me. "

Surely you’d get anyone with that mix

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Leave your ego at the door, recognise you're one of thousands fit as fuck men on here vying for a limited amount of women. Make yourself stand out as no one is going to pull teeth asking you anything: it is what it is.

Good luck.

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

"I'm clearly no expert but, id take a look at rewriting the bio and adding more photos to begin with? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady on fab. "

With something they want or need, or don't have. If you have nothing they want or need and something they do have, make sure its different, if its not different then hope she likes more of the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

There’s plenty of women in Fab looking for no-strings fun, but ladies? Jeez mate, work cut out there …..

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Engagement, lots of it. Perseverance, even more of it. Have a profile that gives people something decent m to go on (I’ve not checked, you may already have).

It can be a long road, fella…..we outnumber ladies and couples probably 100:1 here and any message you send could literally be one of many hundreds (300+) they receive in a single day. The odds are firmly against us.

If you’re ripped and hung like a horse you might jump the queue a bit, though….

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"How to get a lady on fab??"

I would sugest you either buy my book how to get a lady on fab

Or enrole in my intencive 3 week course

Competively priced at 300 pounds

Or you. Can cheat and check out other males profiles or check women's profiles for the successful meet verifications .the modify your profile as you would a CV .and see what results you get other wise

You could post a thread offering to fuck local milfs or do copy cat thread for non locals .the women will flock to you . I even sent over all the women who keep banging on my door at 4 in the morning wanting a fuck . then I got a replacement offer and they were hireing a coach to come to me.

Good luck with your search hope I've been able to help you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want “discrete fun” but also the “thrill of getting caught”. That’ll confuse people as will telling women to wink and you’ll message if interested.

You’re way waaaaaay off beam so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

I would sugest you either buy my book how to get a lady on fab

Or enrole in my intencive 3 week course

Competively priced at 300 pounds

Good luck with your search hope I've been able to help you .

Are you accepting mid term enrolments?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Yes the course is open 365 year we have no set term and out of hours course work can been done

Your course tutor will advise you further just send your 300 pounds and your accepted .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet somebody off fab.

Get married.

Join fab.

State you’re single.

Get clunge.

You’re welcome.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots "

Unless you are apostate of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots

Unless you are apostate of course..."

I heard Judas had a rat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drwhowhatwherewhy God loves everybody my dear lad, I’m as sure as that as I am of gerbils loving carrots hahaha a little gerbil reference there, because they really do love carrots

Unless you are apostate of course...

I heard Judas had a rat."

Wait, no.

He was as a rat, that was it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes the course is open 365 year we have no set term and out of hours course work can been done

Your course tutor will advise you further just send your 300 pounds and your accepted ."

Almost sold. So will we actually get to look at an actual lady or will it be like one of those ones on my CPR course again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes the course is open 365 year we have no set term and out of hours course work can been done

Your course tutor will advise you further just send your 300 pounds and your accepted ."

If it was how to get a single man to actually turn up we’d be enrolling immediately

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

You don't 'get' a woman.

We are not commodities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easiest way to get a girl on here is dick pics.

Or a Craig David song.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Wait until nearer closing time and you'll find some good yellow sticker deals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prayers?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"How to get a lady on fab??"

Put crumbs around the entrance to its den and trap it when it comes out for a sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

Put crumbs around the entrance to its den and trap it when it comes out for a sniff "

I feel seen

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"How to get a lady on fab??

Put crumbs around the entrance to its den and trap it when it comes out for a sniff

I feel seen

Not seen, heard. I heard you rustling the leaves in your den bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??"

Do NOT take anything here serious.

Have fun

Rejection is part of life here.

With those in mind you're good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't 'get' a woman.

We are not commodities. "

Great answer ..great answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

Put crumbs around the entrance to its den and trap it when it comes out for a sniff

I feel seen

Not seen, heard. I heard you rustling the leaves in your den bed

That was a gerbil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to pass the 100 questions and tick all of their boxes. Then if successful, you are through to an intensive interview stage. If you were an outstanding candidate and pass, you then have to have a pre trial where you are observed of your every move and action. If amazingly, you pass this you then may be invited...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to pass the 100 questions and tick all of their boxes. Then if successful, you are through to an intensive interview stage. If you were an outstanding candidate and pass, you then have to have a pre trial where you are observed of your every move and action. If amazingly, you pass this you then may be invited...

Only 100 ?..you got off lightly

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"How to get a lady on fab??"

Get her for what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send dick pics with every message. Ladies love it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

He who has the best bait catches the most fish

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Send dick pics with every message. Ladies love it

Dick pics definitely the way forward, at least 20 with each message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I’m going to give my secrets away in public

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By *l6789Man
over a year ago

croydon

Ur doing the right thing definitely mentioning squirters welcome, nobody likes guys that discriminate the ladies that lubricate profusely.

I’d add some more pics at least 10 with ur dick a video of u doing the helicopter will be a instant fab sensation.

Maybe also mention try copy paste a message and send to every single profile in 100 mile radius, think of it like posting flyers through their mailbox some one will go wow and pick up the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your approach

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Like I’m going to give my secrets away in public

I’m guessing the beard isn’t one of your secrets then……?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Send dick pics with every message. Ladies love it

Dick pics definitely the way forward, at least 20 with each message.

And send the same message copy and paste every hour on the hour....it works for me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??"

Chase one down the street while wimdmilling

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Jaffa cakes......."

...works for some of us!

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"He who has the best bait catches the most fish"

never been much good at fishing more success at the chip shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??"

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some spares round the back - shout if you want any. Some signs of wear and tear though, but serviceable enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

There’s one who’s usually within 1/4 of a mile. He knows exactly which houses we live in because he works for the developer and could tell by some of our photos. He’s at the front of the queue now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I’m going to give my secrets away in public

I’m guessing the beard isn’t one of your secrets then……?

Very few photos of it so it could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lure them in with wine, flowers and cake, works for me everytime

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

Maybe he requires his car valeting

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Like I’m going to give my secrets away in public

I’m guessing the beard isn’t one of your secrets then……?

Very few photos of it so it could be

I meant your profile name……

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

"How to get a lady on fab??"

Just do the exact opposite of what you normally do, literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

Maybe he requires his car valeting

He certainly wants something polished

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

Result! See? It’s easy!

Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

Result! See? It’s easy!

Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great

Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

So it's you whos been hording them all

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

Result! See? It’s easy!

Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great

Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time

Doh! I knew I was being too polite!

This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

Result! See? It’s easy!

Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great

Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time

Doh! I knew I was being too polite!

This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring”

Also ignore the male half. All couples love that

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

So it's you whos been hording them all

Only 10 atm.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

Result! See? It’s easy!

Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great

Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time

Doh! I knew I was being too polite!

This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring”

Also ignore the male half. All couples love that

Slow it down a bit, I can only remember one thing at a time……

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.

Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

Result! See? It’s easy!

Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great

Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time

Doh! I knew I was being too polite!

This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring”

Also ignore the male half. All couples love that

I dunno I tend to find pushing the female aside to tell her partner how gorgeous she is and what a lucky fella he is works better

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.

Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.

I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"He who has the best bait catches the most fish"

I use this analogy too.

Also, dress your window to attract who you want to attract.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.

Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.

I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.

Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Magnets

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"He who has the best bait catches the most fish

I use this analogy too.

Also, dress your window to attract who you want to attract. "

^^^ ooo that's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

Use the “see who’s near” feature and message the ones less than a mile away saying how close you are.

Nothing gets the ladies of fab going more than a man lurking in their back garden

He’s less of an excuse for not showing up if he’s within a mile I guess….

That must be where we’re going wrong

Every day’s a school day in the Fab forum! You’re welcome

Result! See? It’s easy!

Now, if you could pass on some advice about getting noticed in Club Play as a single guy, that’d be great

Follow every couple you see around the playrooms. Works every time

Doh! I knew I was being too polite!

This is what it’s all about when they say “Sharing is caring”

Also ignore the male half. All couples love that

I dunno I tend to find pushing the female aside to tell her partner how gorgeous she is and what a lucky fella he is works better

Just mention football and you’re in there

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

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Typically -

A good profile that sells you, rather than what you expect or want. Many photos, so people could possibly know if they find him attractive.

Meeting people in clubs and socials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes.......

...works for some of us!

I can do that where would you like them to dropped off too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to get a lady on fab??

Just do the exact opposite of what you normally do, literally."

Love it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.

Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.

I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.

Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.

But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Just a temporary loan for a season??

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.

Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.

I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.

Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.

But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed.

Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Just a temporary loan for a season??

Well. I feel its my duty as a fab guy to help others out.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.

Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.

I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.

Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.

But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed.

Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now

The bull whip wasn't my idea though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want “discrete fun” ..."

That's it; he obviously doesn't realise that the ladies on FS are sticklers for grammar and syntax, and are clearly taking him literally, as 'discrete' means 'separate, distinct', so they assume that he wants to have sex on his own, not with them, and so are kindly and discreetly leaving him alone to get on with it, which is presumably what he is doing?

It may of course be that he is being too subtle and should try: 'Wanna fuck' as so many seem to, but then again possibly not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, if you need feedback on your profile you need to say so outright.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.

Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.

I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.

Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.

But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed.

Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now

The bull whip wasn't my idea though.

Well someone ought to own up

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP - if you're still struggling in a month's time, let me know and I'll let you have one of mine.

Can we have one too, heard they are the finest in the country.

They are special. So special that I prefer to deliver them myself.

Hubby got good lung's should easily be able to blow her up, stick her in the post next day delivery.

I'll send a puncture repair kit with her - just in case.

Better stick 2 in I've just had my nails done.

But I told hubby to handcuff you to the bed.

Oh that's what he was on about,it all makes sense now

The bull whip wasn't my idea though.

Well someone ought to own up

(Whistles innocently)

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"How to get a lady on fab??"

You don't...they get you!

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

He posted 'how to get lady on fab'????he didn’t ask specifically to have his profile reviewed but unless he was asking the question on behalf of someone else or he needed to compile a Database of individuals processes and feed it into his software to create the ultimate straight guy no rejection profile...to not mention his profile would have made his experience worse as we would have given him reason to carry on.....fast track another 5 months his next post would be a video of him walking through fab.com HQ columbine style

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Next one is "how can I get rich"

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

Fishing rod with cake on the hook...old skool methods work best

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