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By *ickJ OP   Man
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

It's 4:30 am, in the morning. I woke up cos I needed a wee but now I can't get back to sleep.

Should I have a glass of milk?maybe a warm cup of horlicks? Perhaps a jaffa cake to go with it?

What's your go-to sleep inducer?

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Horlicks and a snowball

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By *tevecabra7Man
over a year ago

cabra

A wank and then head down and u will sleep

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland


"A wank and then head down and u will sleep"

That’s all that ever worked for me. Pretty much wide awake once you’ve looked at a phone screen though

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By *tevecabra7Man
over a year ago

cabra

And if it doesn't work have another wqnk which will take a bit energy out of ya to tip ya load the 2nd time and if that doesn't work don't go to work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or have a coffee and stay up

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By *tevecabra7Man
over a year ago

cabra

A barrell of coffee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning there, I find that the love of my rodents is enough to make me feel at peace, I wouldn’t suggest investing in gerbils just to help you sleep hahaha but if you want to feel happiness in your heart then they are the way to go, have a blessed day

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Or have a coffee and stay up"

What’s with you and coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or have a coffee and stay up

What’s with you and coffee?"

Coffee is life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning there, I find that the love of my rodents is enough to make me feel at peace, I wouldn’t suggest investing in gerbils just to help you sleep hahaha but if you want to feel happiness in your heart then they are the way to go, have a blessed day "

May need to size up, a guinea pig maybe? Can't cuddle a gerbil.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Or have a coffee and stay up

What’s with you and coffee?

Coffee is life."

You scare me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or have a coffee and stay up

What’s with you and coffee?

Coffee is life.

You scare me."

That is my aim.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Or have a coffee and stay up

What’s with you and coffee?

Coffee is life.

You scare me.

That is my aim."

Bully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or have a coffee and stay up

What’s with you and coffee?

Coffee is life.

You scare me.

That is my aim.

Bully "

Not just specifically you, all men. Equal bullying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning just another girl, Guinea pigs are certainly wonderful, chinchilla would be ideal for cuddling because of their luxurious fur but be careful, they can be nibblers, have an amazing day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning just another girl, Guinea pigs are certainly wonderful, chinchilla would be ideal for cuddling because of their luxurious fur but be careful, they can be nibblers, have an amazing day"

Ooh I like the sound of luxurious fur, maybe a giant chinchilla??

Actually no, that's scary.

Normal size it is.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Or have a coffee and stay up

What’s with you and coffee?

Coffee is life.

You scare me.

That is my aim.

Bully

Not just specifically you, all men. Equal bullying. "

Damn it...I thought I was the chosen one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that’s a great one, that would certainly be scary, I do enjoy a good chinchilla conversation, did you know they originate from South America and can live for 15-20 years, that is just a gift, thank you god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha that’s a great one, that would certainly be scary, I do enjoy a good chinchilla conversation, did you know they originate from South America and can live for 15-20 years, that is just a gift, thank you god "

I need more coffee for this kind of conversation Gerry.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Haha that’s a great one, that would certainly be scary, I do enjoy a good chinchilla conversation, did you know they originate from South America and can live for 15-20 years, that is just a gift, thank you god

I need more coffee for this kind of conversation Gerry. "

Oh I see how it is. He gets referred to by name but I get bullied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if we are talking coffee then Kopi luwak is made from coffee beans plucked from civets' faeces, that is bad news for civets hahaha and It's the world's most expensive coffee, and it's made from poop!! Or rather, it's made from coffee beans that are partially digested and then pooped out by the civet which is a catlike creature, not a rodent! Enjoy your coffee and god bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha that’s a great one, that would certainly be scary, I do enjoy a good chinchilla conversation, did you know they originate from South America and can live for 15-20 years, that is just a gift, thank you god

I need more coffee for this kind of conversation Gerry.

Oh I see how it is. He gets referred to by name but I get bullied "

I just can't make myself call anyone _olden pole.

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

This thread

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Haha that’s a great one, that would certainly be scary, I do enjoy a good chinchilla conversation, did you know they originate from South America and can live for 15-20 years, that is just a gift, thank you god

I need more coffee for this kind of conversation Gerry.

Oh I see how it is. He gets referred to by name but I get bullied

I just can't make myself call anyone _olden pole. "

So think of how you’d address others with a name you’d struggle with, like Dead Pool for example - you’d call him Dead or Mr Pool. So you can call me Golden or Mr Pole or even Mr J.

I’m here to help Jag, you can rely on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha that’s a great one, that would certainly be scary, I do enjoy a good chinchilla conversation, did you know they originate from South America and can live for 15-20 years, that is just a gift, thank you god

I need more coffee for this kind of conversation Gerry.

Oh I see how it is. He gets referred to by name but I get bullied

I just can't make myself call anyone _olden pole.

So think of how you’d address others with a name you’d struggle with, like Dead Pool for example - you’d call him Dead or Mr Pool. So you can call me Golden or Mr Pole or even Mr J.

I’m here to help Jag, you can rely on me "

I'd call him Ryan, and he'd be in my bed.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Haha that’s a great one, that would certainly be scary, I do enjoy a good chinchilla conversation, did you know they originate from South America and can live for 15-20 years, that is just a gift, thank you god

I need more coffee for this kind of conversation Gerry.

Oh I see how it is. He gets referred to by name but I get bullied

I just can't make myself call anyone _olden pole.

So think of how you’d address others with a name you’d struggle with, like Dead Pool for example - you’d call him Dead or Mr Pool. So you can call me Golden or Mr Pole or even Mr J.

I’m here to help Jag, you can rely on me

I'd call him Ryan, and he'd be in my bed. "

Hmmmm...a fair and valid point!

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By *ickJ OP   Man
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Good morning there, I find that the love of my rodents is enough to make me feel at peace, I wouldn’t suggest investing in gerbils just to help you sleep hahaha but if you want to feel happiness in your heart then they are the way to go, have a blessed day "

I used to have a hamster. Noisy thing used to keep me awake at night by running it its wheel or rattling the cage bars.

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By *tevecabra7Man
over a year ago

cabra


"Good morning there, I find that the love of my rodents is enough to make me feel at peace, I wouldn’t suggest investing in gerbils just to help you sleep hahaha but if you want to feel happiness in your heart then they are the way to go, have a blessed day

I used to have a hamster. Noisy thing used to keep me awake at night by running it its wheel or rattling the cage bars. "
them rabbits are keeping women awake all hours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah hamsters really aren’t the best rodents, gerbils are!! By a country mile, even a city mile! Haha that’s funny because a mile is a mile no matter if it’s in the country or the city

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hahah hamsters really aren’t the best rodents, gerbils are!! By a country mile, even a city mile! Haha that’s funny because a mile is a mile no matter if it’s in the country or the city "

Ah, but what's heavier, a ton of feathers, or a ton of lead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahah great one Ace, fantastic patter, a similar analogy, wonderful, god bless you

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