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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right so I'm all up fun and getting dirty but how do you no the people you are playing with are clean? There bound to say they are, so how's best to go about finding out before without sounding rude?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I carry out a full physical inspection before I agree to playing which is why I allow 30 minutes extra time

Seriously.. you are raising a good point!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Right so I'm all up fun and getting dirty but how do you no the people you are playing with are clean? There bound to say they are, so how's best to go about finding out before without sounding rude? "

i carry litmus paper on all my meets .. problem sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hose them down on arrival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody truly knows who is clean and what their habits are, all we can use is intuition and common sense.

Our motto is, if in doubt, leave it out.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"I hose them down on arrival "
steam cleaner is better

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I have an irradiation booth they sit in for 20 mins. Mind you, their knackers drop off two days later, but at least they're clean!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tell a clean person by spending half hour having a drink with them I think

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I have an irradiation booth they sit in for 20 mins. Mind you, their knackers drop off two days later, but at least they're clean!!"

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poke, sniff and throw up

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"poke, sniff and throw up "
While still with them?

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"poke, sniff and throw up "

Nearly happened to MsA the other weekend when she went down on a lady, scarred her for life & nearly turned her straight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right so I'm all up fun and getting dirty but how do you no the people you are playing with are clean? There bound to say they are, so how's best to go about finding out before without sounding rude?

i carry litmus paper on all my meets .. problem sorted "

What's litmus paper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch and sniff test every time

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Right so I'm all up fun and getting dirty but how do you no the people you are playing with are clean? There bound to say they are, so how's best to go about finding out before without sounding rude?

i carry litmus paper on all my meets .. problem sorted

What's litmus paper? "
I am not sure why it is being used - it is for testing alkaline chemicals lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm having an hotel-room meet, I like to run a bubbly bath and invite them to join me in it and pour two glasses of champagne ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch n sniff (bit not yer own bollocks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scratch n sniff (bit not yer own bollocks) "

OOO fuck was supposed to read "but" .. now my eyes are watering at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever smelled ham that's been in the fridge for a couple of months? Remember that smell, it's a good indicator if someone's not as clean as they claim to be, although how you extricate your nose from being that close to someone's genitals without actually making contact with your lips is your problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever smelled ham that's been in the fridge for a couple of months? Remember that smell, it's a good indicator if someone's not as clean as they claim to be, although how you extricate your nose from being that close to someone's genitals without actually making contact with your lips is your problem. "

Lmao

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I usually scrub mine with a bit of bleach and the loo brush and they turn out fine, bit red but fine

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There's a scratch and sniff song in Mr Stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right so I'm all up fun and getting dirty but how do you no the people you are playing with are clean? There bound to say they are, so how's best to go about finding out before without sounding rude?

i carry litmus paper on all my meets .. problem sorted

What's litmus paper? "

It is paper that is used to tell if a solution is acidic or basic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an irradiation booth they sit in for 20 mins. Mind you, their knackers drop off two days later, but at least they're clean!!"

That is funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do you retreat without been rude??

Or is it a case of feelings going out the window if they are skanky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nearly happened to MsA the other weekend when she went down on a lady, scarred her for life & nearly turned her straight! "

Missed the quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr muscle works every time for us lol...... simples you can't, so playing safe is your best choice !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 60 degree hot wash on number 8 is usually good with a quick 40 mins in the tumble dryer, they come out a little shrunk but ever so fluffy ..........

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

i carry litmus paper on all my meets .. problem sorted "

It's when you need blotting paper that you need to start worrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 60 degree hot wash on number 8 is usually good with a quick 40 mins in the tumble dryer, they come out a little shrunk but ever so fluffy .......... "
followed by a naked ironing session.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats does worry me sometimes, i met a man 3 times he smelt ok then i saw him again and his cock was smelly.

i thought it was a one off then met him again, and his cock was smelly.

so not meeting him again.

sometimes if not sure about a person i think shall i ask him if he smells nice.

because there is nothing worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 60 degree hot wash on number 8 is usually good with a quick 40 mins in the tumble dryer, they come out a little shrunk but ever so fluffy .......... followed by a naked ironing session..... "

oiiiii u promised never to mention the ironing incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 60 degree hot wash on number 8 is usually good with a quick 40 mins in the tumble dryer, they come out a little shrunk but ever so fluffy .......... followed by a naked ironing session.....

oiiiii u promised never to mention the ironing incident "
we u cud alwayskiss it better.... slowly

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If you do nothing else, always check the gusset, it is the window to cleanliness.

All is revealed in the gusset.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you do nothing else, always check the gusset, it is the window to cleanliness.

All is revealed in the gusset."

No gusset = clean?

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By *uicy lucy 12Woman
over a year ago

wirral


"Right so I'm all up fun and getting dirty but how do you no the people you are playing with are clean? There bound to say they are, so how's best to go about finding out before without sounding rude? "

i look at there teeth and finger nails..if there clean you know they take care of themselves...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"If you do nothing else, always check the gusset, it is the window to cleanliness.

All is revealed in the gusset.

No gusset = clean?"

No gusset = acid fanny

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Right so I'm all up fun and getting dirty but how do you no the people you are playing with are clean? There bound to say they are, so how's best to go about finding out before without sounding rude? "
You dont tbh....everyone makes assumptions and one would assume people have washed their willies, bottoms, armpits and brushed their teeth etc... Sometimes people dont do these things....personally i would find it disrespectful if someone didnt wash before a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend hours getting ready to meet and i bloody hope they do to....oooooooo smelly dicks...no way jose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I allways take my time to clean up an get ready, shower trim my nails do my hair up top an down below, get some nice aftershave on dress well, sometimes casual dressed lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I allways take my time to clean up an get ready, shower trim my nails do my hair up top an down below, get some nice aftershave on dress well, sometimes casual dressed lol "
glad you trim your nails...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I allways take my time to clean up an get ready, shower trim my nails do my hair up top an down below, get some nice aftershave on dress well, sometimes casual dressed lol glad you trim your nails... "

I like to make the effort lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I allways take my time to clean up an get ready, shower trim my nails do my hair up top an down below, get some nice aftershave on dress well, sometimes casual dressed lol glad you trim your nails...

I like to make the effort lol "
well done you

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I allways take my time to clean up an get ready, shower trim my nails do my hair up top an down below, get some nice aftershave on dress well, sometimes casual dressed lol "

Dude the nail thing was totally ghey. Fair play though.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


" how do you retreat without been rude??

Or is it a case of feelings going out the window if they are skanky?"

I have gone to give guys bjs and as I head down get a strong smell of pee! In that case I whip out a condom and out it on and if they ask why a covered bj I tell them.

And there are some guys who look immaculate in their suits but when they take them off they have terrible bo which seems to have been contained by their suit! I suggest a shower. If they say "I'll have one after thanks" then I'm gone and they can have one after a wank!

I always make sure I'm freshly washed for a meet and if it's been a spur of the moment, lets go to a hotel meet then I use the facilities - sometimes together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out side i can tell its inside i cant always ... care have to be taken and this is high risk you cant get away with thinking its not ,,,, STD s you cant always see .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep dip at the front door. Never fails.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Dragon's Den had a gentlemen's intimate wipe presented to them. They dismissed it as there is no market. I kept thinking of this thread and really he should have packaged them as a couple of wipes in each three pack of condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pride myself on my hygeine. I might look like a minger but at least I'm a clean minger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dragon's Den had a gentlemen's intimate wipe presented to them. They dismissed it as there is no market. I kept thinking of this thread and really he should have packaged them as a couple of wipes in each three pack of condoms."

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