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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come one girls who would you nominate to receive the Mr fab 2012 pair of sparkly boxer shorts??

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have to say Cheshkev for me... I have always had a soft spot for him...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have to say Cheshkev for me... I have always had a soft spot for him... "
Me too - soft and all...

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think we need regional heats.....

Quarter finals

Semi finals

And a grand final....

A new sexy pic required for us to perv from each contestant at each round of the competition

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well as I haven't a pigging clue how to load a pic (and trust me I've sodding well tried) I could nominate my self for Mr UNfab 2012.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my vote goes to that guy that posted a fuck me thread and got shat on in most of it

he never let it get him down so deserves a pair of flashy pants

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I think we need regional heats.....

Quarter finals

Semi finals

And a grand final....

A new sexy pic required for us to perv from each contestant at each round of the competition "
Maybe we need a trial run?;-)

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think we need regional heats.....

Quarter finals

Semi finals

And a grand final....

A new sexy pic required for us to perv from each contestant at each round of the competition Maybe we need a trial run?;-)"

Or a few trial runs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need regional heats.....

Quarter finals

Semi finals

And a grand final....

A new sexy pic required for us to perv from each contestant at each round of the competition Maybe we need a trial run?;-)

Or a few trial runs "

I think they need to be tested first as well

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

does he need to be someone from the forums, or all of fab?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I would put myself forward but knowing you lot I would get blown away (I wish )

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

COLIN!!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"COLIN!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(cough) just. . . . erm. . . .checking in. . . . not been mentioned yet?. . . . oh wait did someone just?. . . . oh no they didn't. . .never mind, not intereted in being mentioned at all . . . . really i'm not.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There really needs to be a trio of judges (at least) in each region to make it fair. No man should succeed at regional without having demonstrated some talent or other. They also need to give a 69 word statement on how they will make swinging better during their year wearing the sparkly pants.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"There really needs to be a trio of judges (at least) in each region to make it fair. No man should succeed at regional without having demonstrated some talent or other. They also need to give a 69 word statement on how they will make swinging better during their year wearing the sparkly pants."

What a great idea!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"COLIN!!!! "

lmfao that pesky chicken got me an ear bashing when i suggested he have a profile lmao... i am distancing myself and stepping back into reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying who....

Not because I'm scared to take sides.

Just because it pisses men off when you keep secrets....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still no mention? . . . . which is fine because i don't care. . . . really i don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not saying who....

Not because I'm scared to take sides.

Just because it pisses men off when you keep secrets....

"

That's you off the Miss Fab 2012 list then ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"still no mention? . . . . which is fine because i don't care. . . . really i don't"

Come on ladies, clearly he's hinting at something. I think he wants....maybe he really wants....to be....a....JUDGE in the pageant.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"still no mention? . . . . which is fine because i don't care. . . . really i don't"
Its because you are so glaringly obvious a nominee Nobody thought it necessary to mention...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"still no mention? . . . . which is fine because i don't care. . . . really i don'tIts because you are so glaringly obvious a nominee Nobody thought it necessary to mention..."

good save

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"still no mention? . . . . which is fine because i don't care. . . . really i don't"

aye, sod 'em, let's go for a pint and watch the football.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok gentleman in one sentence say why the good persons of fab should nominate you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vote for me and i'll let you take the sparkly boxer shorts off me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vote for me and i'll let you take the sparkly boxer shorts off me."

I vote for Long arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vote for me and i'll let you take the sparkly boxer shorts off me.

I vote for Long arm "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vote for me and i'll let you take the sparkly boxer shorts off me."

Sold!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Come one girls who would you nominate to receive the Mr fab 2012 pair of sparkly boxer shorts??

"

Can you nominate women ??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Come one girls who would you nominate to receive the Mr fab 2012 pair of sparkly boxer shorts??

Can you nominate women ?? "

There is a separate thread for that. The OP has covered both of those bases.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"(cough) just. . . . erm. . . .checking in. . . . not been mentioned yet?. . . . oh wait did someone just?. . . . oh no they didn't. . .never mind, not intereted in being mentioned at all . . . . really i'm not."

I quite liked that horny policeman but he left.... got replaced with someone with short legs .. ooop s long arms..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"COLIN!!!!

lmfao that pesky chicken got me an ear bashing when i suggested he have a profile lmao... i am distancing myself and stepping back into reality "

sorry... But one of the eggs have hatched... He is named scramble (after grampa's brains).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(cough)

I quite liked that horny policeman but he left.... got replaced with someone with short legs "

Can you leave Soapy out of this please

At least til he can answer back

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

only typing as theres loads of women on this thread and I want them all to admire my text for the 10 seconds it takes to read it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"only typing as theres loads of women on this thread and I want them all to admire my text for the 10 seconds it takes to read it "

A 'male' 10 seconds - over in 3.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!


"vote for me and i'll let you take the sparkly boxer shorts off me.

I vote for Long arm

"

Looking at Longarms Avatar, I dont think I will enter this year, and hope a group of girls takes him off the market so that I can enter next year!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's some fast reading!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be me! The only action I had was inserting a vibe into my ass!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"only typing as theres loads of women on this thread and I want them all to admire my text for the 10 seconds it takes to read it

A 'male' 10 seconds - over in 3."

Ok. Vote for me! And I promise ill make it last for 30

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Ahem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't vote for me, I'll put you over my knees and spank you

On the other hand, if you do vote for me, I'll put you over my knees and spank you

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

AHEM!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vote for me and i'll let you take the sparkly boxer shorts off me.

I vote for Long arm

Looking at Longarms Avatar, I dont think I will enter this year, and hope a group of girls takes him off the market so that I can enter next year!!! "

me too

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Oh hang on! I can vote for me!

I vote : Funky Monkey

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Slight cough Invictus?!

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By *arsesCouple
over a year ago

15 mins south of Gatwick

Ummmm, hi, not a regular poster here, just a lurker really.

Please can I vote for Ryan? even tho he ignored my wink!

Just cos he seems soooo cute! But feel free to correct me!

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

If its regional heats..Northern Ireland here ( mrs antrim u better vote 4 me lmao)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ummmm, hi, not a regular poster here, just a lurker really.

Please can I vote for Ryan? even tho he ignored my wink!

Just cos he seems soooo cute! But feel free to correct me! "

He ignored your wink and you still want to vote for him? He's just playing hard to get.

Keep posting (but not just to boost Ryan's onesie).

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'm not saying who....

Not because I'm scared to take sides.

Just because it pisses men off when you keep secrets....

"

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Ummmm, hi, not a regular poster here, just a lurker really.

Please can I vote for Ryan? even tho he ignored my wink!

Just cos he seems soooo cute! But feel free to correct me! "

i winked at ryan and he winked at me - and i liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm voting for Long Arm too - even though he didn't vote for me for Miss Fab 2012!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm voting for Long Arm too - even though he didn't vote for me for Miss Fab 2012! "

yes i did!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Im voting for View....

Simply because I like his posts and he can (when he wants to be) very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im voting for long arm as he just begged me to in a private message and threatened me with handcuffs and a tazer if i didnt..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im voting for long arm as he just begged me to in a private message and threatened me with handcuffs and a tazer if i didnt.. "

cheeky cow! that's it i'm coming over

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Long arm there will be no coaxing or the votes you have received will become void...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm voting for Long Arm too - even though he didn't vote for me for Miss Fab 2012!

yes i did!"

Haha - then I'll vote for you only if I can have a picture of you in (and out) of the sparkly boxers! Mmm mental images!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im voting for long arm as he just begged me to in a private message and threatened me with handcuffs and a tazer if i didnt.. "

He can use his handcuffs on me any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously though mr fab is a toss up between bussy, view and obi.

Funny as fuck at times but equally balanced and post serious threads. not afraid to say opinions or speak their minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Long arm there will be no coaxing or the votes you have received will become void... "

i wasn't coaxing i was being friendly

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Long arm there will be no coaxing or the votes you have received will become void...

i wasn't coaxing i was being friendly "

Its your first warning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can some cut long arms arms off, all 3 of them so at least the rest of us get a look in

But I'm here to represent Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Long arm there will be no coaxing or the votes you have received will become void...

i wasn't coaxing i was being friendly

Its your first warning!! "

ok i'll be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when does voting close by the way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when does voting close by the way?"

And can I vote multiple times like I can on Strictly!?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I nominate BlondeDaz - if I can't propose my alter-ego, then it's gotta be Funky/Invictus (not sure which time stream he's in at the moment)

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

top of my list is Bussy(did you see what i did there Bussy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can some cut long arms arms off, all 3 of them so at least the rest of us get a look in

But I'm here to represent Manchester "

fraudster...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can some cut long arms arms off, all 3 of them so at least the rest of us get a look in

But I'm here to represent Manchester

fraudster... "

No I'm not Shhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems the competition is fearce ....... Can't compete against a chicken

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"top of my list is Bussy(did you see what i did there Bussy) "
He is on my list also

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Seems the competition is fearce ....... Can't compete against a chicken "
You re on my list as well -watch out

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

I could be.doing with new boxers my ass is freezing standing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a short list?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have catagories

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ummmm, hi, not a regular poster here, just a lurker really.

Please can I vote for Ryan? even tho he ignored my wink!

Just cos he seems soooo cute! But feel free to correct me! "

I do apologise. There just isn't enough hours in the day to respond to all the winks as well. I can only manage messages

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I could be.doing with new boxers my ass is freezing standing here "
Actually - I quite like your rear view...

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

so have I won yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AHEM!! "

I'll vote for you & Funky, if you give me one;-)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Is it a short list?? Lol"

There's a shortarse list - I believe Bussy is at the top of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long Arm for me...

Every time baby...xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Long Arm for me...

Every time baby...xxxxxxxxxxx"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My vote goes to Funky Monkey (but not Invictus - he's got over the glitter phase). Funky comes with a dinosaur and is my sort of bonobo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it a short list?? Lol

There's a shortarse list - I believe Bussy is at the top of it "

Ill be on that list propping it up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkly boxers are just about ok but i draw the line at a pink sash!!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

ok ok .. il take one for the team

its with a gleeful heart that I benevonently accepet this honour for all those fab abbs, huge cocks, mezmorising eyes and tasteful whitt above mentioned.

now if the winning ladies could just assume position

go

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"ok ok .. il take one for the team

its with a gleeful heart that I benevonently accepet this honour for all those fab abbs, huge cocks, mezmorising eyes and tasteful whitt above mentioned.

now if the winning ladies could just assume position

go

"
I nominate you for this selfless atittude of yours, taking one for the team True gentleman!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"ok ok .. il take one for the team

its with a gleeful heart that I benevonently accepet this honour for all those fab abbs, huge cocks, mezmorising eyes and tasteful whitt above mentioned.

now if the winning ladies could just assume position

go

I nominate you for this selfless atittude of yours, taking one for the team True gentleman! "

your honour is all mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

umm..is there any category I could enter for that is so obscure it would discount 99.9% of other people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can some cut long arms arms off, all 3 of them so at least the rest of us get a look in

"

I can smell something is burning...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I vote for ME!

...of the future, i.e. Invictus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on sexiness im voting rusty, tongue n groove, studmcmuffin, davejr and obi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does he need to be someone from the forums, or all of fab?"

Good question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Based on sexiness im voting rusty, tongue n groove, studmcmuffin, davejr and obi "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"umm..is there any category I could enter for that is so obscure it would discount 99.9% of other people? "

Mr Compulsive Obsessive Stalker of the Year Award - not many would apply for that but to qualify you have to tap your head, cheek and eyebrow 46 times and sing Rule Britannia before full penetrative sex

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Based on sexiness im voting rusty, tongue n groove, studmcmuffin, davejr and obi

"

Oi.... you are going to be disqualifed at this rate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Based on sexiness im voting rusty, tongue n groove, studmcmuffin, davejr and obi

Oi.... you are going to be disqualifed at this rate!!! "

i didn't say anything!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"I could be.doing with new boxers my ass is freezing standing here Actually - I quite like your rear view..."

The frost bite was worth it in the end lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"umm..is there any category I could enter for that is so obscure it would discount 99.9% of other people?

Mr Compulsive Obsessive Stalker of the Year Award - not many would apply for that but to qualify you have to tap your head, cheek and eyebrow 46 times and sing Rule Britannia before full penetrative sex "

I'm already making space on my mantelpiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"umm..is there any category I could enter for that is so obscure it would discount 99.9% of other people?

Mr Compulsive Obsessive Stalker of the Year Award - not many would apply for that but to qualify you have to tap your head, cheek and eyebrow 46 times and sing Rule Britannia before full penetrative sex

I'm already making space on my mantelpiece "

I'm so jealous - I was gonna go for that category too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I've messaged all the men I think are sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've messaged all the men I think are sexy.

"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I've messaged all the men I think are sexy.

"

Cheers babes x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I've messaged all the men I think are sexy.

"

Jesus .... what a pure pure mind you have.

Just lie like Funky does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've messaged all the men I think are sexy.

Jesus .... what a pure pure mind you have.

Just lie like Funky does."

i can't help being innocent and pure

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I've messaged all the men I think are sexy.

Jesus .... what a pure pure mind you have.

Just lie like Funky does.

i can't help being innocent and pure "
I will buy you an OED for xmas... you need one!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I've messaged all the men I think are sexy.

Jesus .... what a pure pure mind you have.

Just lie like Funky does."

Ahahahahaaahahhha aha ha very funny Granny!

She's just joking everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've messaged all the men I think are sexy.

Jesus .... what a pure pure mind you have.

Just lie like Funky does.

i can't help being innocent and pure I will buy you an OED for xmas... you need one! "

thought you wanted me to give you one?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

The votes of the Granny Jury are as follows.

For having the mind of an angel that resides in the sewers and being sexy with it ........

View.

For making me slobber n dribble whilst reading ....

Eminence Noir

Black Spice

Rentadread

For best arse on FAB ..... Funky ( and his backside is pretty good too )

For being Most Wanted - LongArm the Gendarme ( who does that silly ripple fronted child think he's fooling ? )

For being the most unassuming bit of man totty on here ..... Jack of Jack N Kate.

The one that got away .... ( more than once .... snigger ) ChesKev

For being the man most likely to suck seed .... A from A and K

If i've missed you off it's only cos you are very unattractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If i've missed you off it's only cos you are very unattractive.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The votes of the Granny Jury are as follows.

For having the mind of an angel that resides in the sewers and being sexy with it ........

View.

For making me slobber n dribble whilst reading ....

Eminence Noir

Black Spice

Rentadread

For best arse on FAB ..... Funky ( and his backside is pretty good too )

For being Most Wanted - LongArm the Gendarme ( who does that silly ripple fronted child think he's fooling ? )

For being the most unassuming bit of man totty on here ..... Jack of Jack N Kate.

The one that got away .... ( more than once .... snigger ) ChesKev

For being the man most likely to suck seed .... A from A and K

If i've missed you off it's only cos you are very unattractive.

"

(smug)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I've messaged all the men I think are sexy.

Jesus .... what a pure pure mind you have.

Just lie like Funky does.

i can't help being innocent and pure I will buy you an OED for xmas... you need one!

thought you wanted me to give you one?"
Yes but for that we dont need an OED - just a straight forward translation app

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, thanks Granny.

(I say thanks assuming the slobbering is a compliment rather than an unusual Pavlovian response!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Based on sexiness im voting rusty, tongue n groove, studmcmuffin, davejr and obi "

Yay I got a vote and didn't have to resort to paying for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sexy and i know it

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Wow, thanks Granny.

(I say thanks assuming the slobbering is a compliment rather than an unusual Pavlovian response!)"

I agree with Granny on this occasion. As for the Pavlovian response.... let me try again... and again... and again. Damn, it is not working... I am still salivating from the previous one...

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Do we have a Welsh entry yet xxx

Steps forward sheep under one arm and leek under the other!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Wow, thanks Granny.

(I say thanks assuming the slobbering is a compliment rather than an unusual Pavlovian response!)"

Well it's not every day one gets called a dog.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I believe Robert Tupper of FAB ....to be the most handsome, the most enigmatic, the most attractive man that ever walked God's earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously though mr fab is a toss up between bussy, view and obi.

Funny as fuck at times but equally balanced and post serious threads. not afraid to say opinions or speak their minds "

Agree but then there's Ryan and Dave too

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Oh bollocks, something else to not win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having 3 votes based upon the fact that I'm a greedy girl!

1. Long Arm

2. Rusty

3. Ryan (because his pics are very hot!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having 3 votes based upon the fact that I'm a greedy girl!

1. Long Arm

2. Rusty

3. Ryan (because his pics are very hot!!)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having 3 votes based upon the fact that I'm a greedy girl!

1. Long Arm

2. Rusty

3. Ryan (because his pics are very hot!!)

"

You got the number 1 vote!! And I'm voting for you twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You got the number 1 vote!! And I'm voting for you twice!"

just twice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You got the number 1 vote!! And I'm voting for you twice!

just twice? "

I'll vote for you as much as I'm allowed lol! In fact I demand that Long Arm is crowned Mr Fab so long as I can be crowned Miss Fab then we can have the prize together! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm calling for a stewards inquiry for vote fixing

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Can i lay the red carpet out for the winners..;-) .

Its probably the only thing i will lay this year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You got the number 1 vote!! And I'm voting for you twice!

just twice?

I'll vote for you as much as I'm allowed lol! In fact I demand that Long Arm is crowned Mr Fab so long as I can be crowned Miss Fab then we can have the prize together! Haha"

Hey judges think theres some back handing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm calling for a stewards inquiry for vote fixing "

if they're allowed to campaign for votes at the oscars it's only right we are too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys if you'd all like to pm me you best pic i shall make my decisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am open to bribery for my vote. Vodka and hot sex should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sadly out of your age range and not allowed to pm you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do i send my bribe xxx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"ok ok .. il take one for the team

its with a gleeful heart that I benevonently accepet this honour for all those fab abbs, huge cocks, mezmorising eyes and tasteful whitt above mentioned.

now if the winning ladies could just assume position

go

I nominate you for this selfless atittude of yours, taking one for the team True gentleman!

your honour is all mine "

She offered her honour

He honoured her offer

And all night long

He was on her and off her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My votes would be for

- Rusty

- The ever elusive Stripy Oss for his general all round loveliness

- MarquisDeHappy for comedic value

A few other votes would go to some gentlemen with rather appealing pics,but they shall remain nameless!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"ok ok .. il take one for the team

its with a gleeful heart that I benevonently accepet this honour for all those fab abbs, huge cocks, mezmorising eyes and tasteful whitt above mentioned.

now if the winning ladies could just assume position

go

I nominate you for this selfless atittude of yours, taking one for the team True gentleman!

your honour is all mine

She offered her honour

He honoured her offer

And all night long

He was on her and off her "
I knew it! THe woman has a degree in literature!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

She offered her honour

He honoured her offer

And all night long

He was on her and off her "

Pmsl

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

do i get star points for mornings?

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

I was hoping for the Welsh vote, like jedwood got the Irish vote on X factor!

Now I come to think of it, who did vote fir them apart from Lois

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

She offered her honour

He honoured her offer

And all night long

He was on her and off her

I knew it! THe woman has a degree in literature! "

I turned down the Poet Laureateship on the grounds it would seriously eat into my perving time - they were quite understanding

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was hoping for the Welsh vote, like jedwood got the Irish vote on X factor!

Now I come to think of it, who did vote fir them apart from Lois "

You might have to send everyone in Wales a message. I'll vote for you (but get that strange black and white growth sorted out before the finals).

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

She offered her honour

He honoured her offer

And all night long

He was on her and off her

I knew it! THe woman has a degree in literature!

I turned down the Poet Laureateship on the grounds it would seriously eat into my perving time - they were quite understanding "

You can't fool me. I know that Caz tag is really Carol Ann.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bussy, Obi and S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and retrojim

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!


"I was hoping for the Welsh vote, like jedwood got the Irish vote on X factor!

Now I come to think of it, who did vote fir them apart from Lois

You might have to send everyone in Wales a message. I'll vote for you (but get that strange black and white growth sorted out before the finals)."

Cream worked like s dream lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ile be picking a top ten i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a winner going to be announced at some point?

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

With just one vote I am not going to be nervous about the results.

Might go and sit with my two mates, Jed and Wood lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

top 4...

1. Obi/Cheshkev

2. Bussy

3. Tongue in groove

4. Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"top 4...

1. Obi/Cheshkev

2. Bussy

3. Tongue in groove

4. Ryan

"

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"is a winner going to be announced at some point?"

No its going to go to quarter finals so I will at some point count the votes when this threads close...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Yes.

I declare Bobby Tupper of Leeds the Clear Winner !!!!

Well done Bobbyyyyyyyyy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes.

I declare Bobby Tupper of Leeds the Clear Winner !!!!

Well done Bobbyyyyyyyyy !"

Who?

Never 'eard of 'im.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yes.

I declare Bobby Tupper of Leeds the Clear Winner !!!!

Well done Bobbyyyyyyyyy !"

He makes me laugh.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

He's a little darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My top 12 in no particular order

Ryan

Obi

Dave

Bussy

Long_arm

Upforfunandgames

Tongue in groove

Pork

Rusty

Gentleman Ben

Funky/Invinctis

Stripy Oss

Yessssss im greedy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My top 12 in no particular order

Ryan

Obi

Dave

Bussy

Long_arm

Upforfunandgames

Tongue in groove

Pork

Rusty

Gentleman Ben

Funky/Invinctis

Stripy Oss

Yessssss im greedy"

Inflation is running at quite a rate with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My top 12 in no particular order

Ryan

Obi

Dave

Bussy

Long_arm

Upforfunandgames

Tongue in groove

Pork

Rusty

Gentleman Ben

Funky/Invinctis

Stripy Oss

Yessssss im greedy

Inflation is running at quite a rate with you."

I was really thinking of the perfect gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My votes would be for

- Rusty

- The ever elusive Stripy Oss for his general all round loveliness

- MarquisDeHappy for comedic value

A few other votes would go to some gentlemen with rather appealing pics,but they shall remain nameless! "

Remind me to thank you personally

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My top 12 in no particular order

Ryan

Obi

Dave

Bussy

Long_arm

Upforfunandgames

Tongue in groove

Pork

Rusty

Gentleman Ben

Funky/Invinctis

Stripy Oss

Yessssss im greedy

Inflation is running at quite a rate with you.

I was really thinking of the perfect gangbang "

Ah! I have not experienced that but I'll take your list and add a few favourites to it. If I'm going to have an imaginary first time it should be memorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My top 12 in no particular order

Ryan

Obi

Dave

Bussy

Long_arm

Upforfunandgames

Tongue in groove

Pork

Rusty

Gentleman Ben

Funky/Invinctis

Stripy Oss

Yessssss im greedy

Inflation is running at quite a rate with you.

I was really thinking of the perfect gangbang "

Just let me no the date and place and I'll be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey tease & temptation youve just swiped all the forum hotties.. share

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh Mrwho for his tatts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys if you'd all like to pm me you best pic i shall make my decisions "

I'll let you choose my best pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey tease & temptation youve just swiped all the forum hotties.. share "

I always share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My top 12 in no particular order

Ryan

Obi

Dave

Bussy

Long_arm

Upforfunandgames

Tongue in groove

Pork

Rusty

Gentleman Ben

Funky/Invinctis

Stripy Oss

Yessssss im greedy

Inflation is running at quite a rate with you.

I was really thinking of the perfect gangbang

Ah! I have not experienced that but I'll take your list and add a few favourites to it. If I'm going to have an imaginary first time it should be memorable."

My thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys if you'd all like to pm me you best pic i shall make my decisions

I'll let you choose my best pic "

well for what its worth i like your shirt n tie picture phwoarrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys if you'd all like to pm me you best pic i shall make my decisions

I'll let you choose my best pic

well for what its worth i like your shirt n tie picture phwoarrrrrrrr "

Me too although he does look a little serious ... or maybe just horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My votes would be for

- Rusty

- The ever elusive Stripy Oss for his general all round loveliness

- MarquisDeHappy for comedic value

A few other votes would go to some gentlemen with rather appealing pics,but they shall remain nameless!

Remind me to thank you personally "

If you insist....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Guys if you'd all like to pm me you best pic i shall make my decisions

I'll let you choose my best pic

well for what its worth i like your shirt n tie picture phwoarrrrrrrr

Me too although he does look a little serious ... or maybe just horny "

Both I have not seen the pic so assuming haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheeky chops you best quickly tally up the results before the thread closes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

She better hurry because I am about to have the last word

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"cheeky chops you best quickly tally up the results before the thread closes "

May be too late already!

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