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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Good luck King Holes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck King Holes "

Thanks dude (fistbump)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck King Holes "

Old King Holes was a merry arsehole

And a merry arsehole had he

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Please confirm your definition of a Milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meats I’d like to flambé

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please confirm your definition of a Milf "

I don’t know, I’m surprised it got this far TBH

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Please confirm your definition of a Milf "

I think you qualify

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meats I’d like to flambé "

Sorry I don’t speak Spanish

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By *ibsonsgCouple
over a year ago

New Milton

This threads going well ay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if I'm local?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define "a good seeing to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meats I’d like to flambé "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up "

Oh you're doing SO well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

Oh you're doing SO well! "

Awww thanks you beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh me, I’m still mopping up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define "a good seeing to""

He would like to ensure you are sexually fulfilled, and quite possibly do a spot of dusting on his way out

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace "

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up "

If. Fucking. Only…….

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm a m but no idea who you l to f

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I need a good seeing to and I'm not local but FFS I'm not a MILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define "a good seeing to"

He would like to ensure you are sexually fulfilled, and quite possibly do a spot of dusting on his way out "

Ooh dusting you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up

If. Fucking. Only……. "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Sssswwwwooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Now you say, I’m just looking local nowadays

Good luck with your hunt Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This threads going well ay"

It will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But what if I'm local?! "

Then you can’t have a ‘good seeing to’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Define "a good seeing to""

It means a jolly good perve of your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up "

I think I know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up "

200 miles is too close to me, if only you were further away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exceptional use of the words love and peace, god bless you Rex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs? "

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what if I'm local?!

Then you can’t have a ‘good seeing to’ "

Story of life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a m but no idea who you l to f"

I L to F anyone really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a good seeing to and I'm not local but FFS I'm not a MILF "

Tbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I was gonna apply but I’m local!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I need a good seeing to and I'm not local but FFS I'm not a MILF

Tbag "

Let me think about that, I only drink espresso.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sssswwwwooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn "

I know, I feel it in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear god

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now you say, I’m just looking local nowadays

Good luck with your hunt Rex "

Thank you. Hopefully I’ll find someone about 300 miles / 6hrs away pretty soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

I think I know what you mean "

Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up

200 miles is too close to me, if only you were further away "

Wait. I can move

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE."

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Exceptional use of the words love and peace, god bless you Rex"

Bless you my child

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Forget about milfs, most are gilfs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But what if I'm local?!

Then you can’t have a ‘good seeing to’

Story of life "

If only you were further away we’d be perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah I was gonna apply but I’m local! "

I’d need my passport for over the water though right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear god "

Too close I’m afraid

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

I think I know what you mean

Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha "

But you’ve got your bits on show so you’ve failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further "

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear god

Too close I’m afraid "

I’m not afraid but you should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

I think I know what you mean

Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha

Still a big area left, I’m sure you will "

Only a hour to go ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In "

Would you L F though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab "

Then you get a blue Peter badge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up

200 miles is too close to me, if only you were further away

Wait. I can move "

This looks promising

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In

Would you L F though? "

Would I what now??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forget about milfs, most are gilfs. "

Hey, get your own GILF thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

I think I know what you mean

Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha

Still a big area left, I’m sure you will

Only a hour to go ha ha "

Ooo wait I get what you mean now emmm oooo god I can’t even comment on it ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I qualify as local?

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

How local is non local

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow."

Tell her I’ll be there on Friday

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

I think I know what you mean

Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha

Still a big area left, I’m sure you will

Only a hour to go ha ha "

Let loose

Completely replied to the wrong message I’ll put my glasses on and try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

I think I know what you mean

Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha

Still a big area left, I’m sure you will

Only a hour to go ha ha

Let loose

Completely replied to the wrong message I’ll put my glasses on and try again "

Ha ha yes that would probably help ha ha

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I seam to think I see a copy cat thread here lol .

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Now you say, I’m just looking local nowadays

Good luck with your hunt Rex

Thank you. Hopefully I’ll find someone about 300 miles / 6hrs away pretty soon "

Still a big area left, I’m sure you will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

Then you get a blue Peter badge "

I’d like my 25 meter certificate first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In

Would you L F though?

Would I what now??"

you know L F as MILF?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab "

It must be those sweaty plums of yours; milfs just can’t resist that musky scent of Man…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

Then you get a blue Peter badge

I’d like my 25 meter certificate first "

What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I qualify as local? "

You’re literally my next door neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I qualify as local?

You’re literally my next door neighbour "

80 miles away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.

Tell her I’ll be there on Friday "

It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In

Would you L F though?

Would I what now??

you know L F as MILF? "

Oh . Yeah go on then

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up

200 miles is too close to me, if only you were further away

Wait. I can move "

Great! I prefer local milfs…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How local is non local"

At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

We can now direct any future "profile advice/advice for single guys" threads here now.

This is how it's done - they need look no further!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

I think I know what you mean

Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha

Still a big area left, I’m sure you will

Only a hour to go ha ha

Let loose

Completely replied to the wrong message I’ll put my glasses on and try again "

This isn’t the Gerbil thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seam to think I see a copy cat thread here lol ."

WHAT!! Someone has already done this

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By *he Secret OnesCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

It must be those sweaty plums of yours; milfs just can’t resist that musky scent of Man….. "

Dude, it’s like a moth to a light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

Then you get a blue Peter badge

I’d like my 25 meter certificate first

What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice? "

I’d need to get me goggles first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I qualify as local?

You’re literally my next door neighbour

80 miles away?"

Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.

Tell her I’ll be there on Friday

It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle? "

Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In

Would you L F though?

Would I what now??

you know L F as MILF?

Oh . Yeah go on then "

Jesus, keep up will ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I qualify as local?

You’re literally my next door neighbour

80 miles away?

Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once "

Yeah. Fair point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We can now direct any future "profile advice/advice for single guys" threads here now.

This is how it's done - they need look no further! "

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Not sure if I qualify as not local, or if you wanna fuck me, but I definitely tick the Mum box.....

MJ x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh hello "

I’ll come to you the long way round

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

I think I know what you mean

Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha

Still a big area left, I’m sure you will

Only a hour to go ha ha

Let loose

Completely replied to the wrong message I’ll put my glasses on and try again

This isn’t the Gerbil thread "

Are you Gerry in disguise to get new MILFs

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

Then you get a blue Peter badge

I’d like my 25 meter certificate first

What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?

I’d need to get me goggles first "

Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Are you 350 miles +?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.

Tell her I’ll be there on Friday

It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?

Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages "

You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I qualify as local?

You’re literally my next door neighbour

80 miles away?

Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once

Yeah. Fair point. "

We may as well have our divorce parties now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you 350 miles +? "

I think I am

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure if I qualify as not local, or if you wanna fuck me, but I definitely tick the Mum box.....

MJ x"

I’ll get the train from Glasgow then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up

I think I know what you mean

Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha

Still a big area left, I’m sure you will

Only a hour to go ha ha

Let loose

Completely replied to the wrong message I’ll put my glasses on and try again

This isn’t the Gerbil thread

Are you Gerry in disguise to get new MILFs "

I don’t know what to post on that thread so I’ve stayed away from it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

Then you get a blue Peter badge

I’d like my 25 meter certificate first

What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?

I’d need to get me goggles first

Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw….. "

Nooooooo her flange juice is like the blood from Alien. It stings like fuck

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"How local is non local

At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships "

Count me out then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.

Tell her I’ll be there on Friday

It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?

Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages

You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in "

I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are you 350 miles +?

I think I am "

OK I’ll jump on a plane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Now this is more like it. I like the challenge of trying to hit a moving target

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How local is non local

At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships

Count me out then"

I’ll walk to yours then

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

Then you get a blue Peter badge

I’d like my 25 meter certificate first

What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?

I’d need to get me goggles first

Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw….. "

The goggles, they do nothing!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.

Tell her I’ll be there on Friday

It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?

Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages

You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in

I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum "

You don't know until you try

Being on fab is all about trying new things

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

Then you get a blue Peter badge

I’d like my 25 meter certificate first

What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?

I’d need to get me goggles first

Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw…..

Nooooooo her flange juice is like the blood from Alien. It stings like fuck "

Awesome! I’ll carry her ‘mark’ for days afterwards then…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I qualify as local?

You’re literally my next door neighbour

80 miles away?

Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once

Yeah. Fair point.

We may as well have our divorce parties now "

Erm. Ok. Shall I pretend to be heartbroken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.

Tell her I’ll be there on Friday

It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?

Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages

You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in

I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum

You don't know until you try

Being on fab is all about trying new things "

Ok, I’ll do yours first then

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

i love travelling to a meet, couples or single ladies, i always book a nice hotel with a nice bar too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knickers just fell off.

I wondered why, then I saw your thread......

Lady Astor

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I'm under 150 miles away so don't qualify. Plus I'm not sure if I qualify L and F

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

It would seam Mr grey thread offering to fuck local MIF's. Has gone. Down a storm . Now. Your offering to fuck the none local seams to have corner the market .

Therefore possibly a rival thread open to international MIF's and GIF'S maybe a goer answers pls

To desperate for a fuck your place or mine . thank you .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

Then you get a blue Peter badge

I’d like my 25 meter certificate first

What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?

I’d need to get me goggles first

Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw…..

Nooooooo her flange juice is like the blood from Alien. It stings like fuck

Awesome! I’ll carry her ‘mark’ for days afterwards then….. "

I’ve carried her mark for years. She broke my

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I qualify as local?

You’re literally my next door neighbour

80 miles away?

Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once

Yeah. Fair point.

We may as well have our divorce parties now

Erm. Ok. Shall I pretend to be heartbroken? "

Yes. Can I slip you one for old times sake?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.

Tell her I’ll be there on Friday

It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?

Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages

You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in

I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum

You don't know until you try

Being on fab is all about trying new things

Ok, I’ll do yours first then "

Deal

Though you never did confirm your definition of a Milf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My knickers just fell off.

I wondered why, then I saw your thread......

Lady Astor "

A lady never wears knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm under 150 miles away so don't qualify. Plus I'm not sure if I qualify L and F "

Distance is our enemy here

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"….. can you make yourselves known please

Love and Peace

Have you exhausted all the local milfs?

I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab

Then you get a blue Peter badge

I’d like my 25 meter certificate first

What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?

I’d need to get me goggles first

Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw…..

Nooooooo her flange juice is like the blood from Alien. It stings like fuck

Awesome! I’ll carry her ‘mark’ for days afterwards then…..

I’ve carried her mark for years. She broke my "

Gutted for you mate!

Anyway……..my turn!

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts


"I'm under 150 miles away so don't qualify. Plus I'm not sure if I qualify L and F

Distance is our enemy here "

Always has been, damn distance x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would seam Mr grey thread offering to fuck local MIF's. Has gone. Down a storm . Now. Your offering to fuck the none local seams to have corner the market .

Therefore possibly a rival thread open to international MIF's and GIF'S maybe a goer answers pls

To desperate for a fuck your place or mine . thank you ."

You’ve let the cat out of the bag for my second thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll nominate Mrs NE.

150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further

She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.

Tell her I’ll be there on Friday

It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?

Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages

You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in

I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum

You don't know until you try

Being on fab is all about trying new things

Ok, I’ll do yours first then

Deal

Though you never did confirm your definition of a Milf "

20+ is a MILF isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah I was gonna apply but I’m local!

I’d need my passport for over the water though right? "

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to be a MILF??

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

No ladies you dont have to be MIF gentlemen of fab are equal opportunity fuckers.

It was just these. Threads were

Started by the late Mr grey. Who

Was inundate with local MIFs and the ones I sent to him . we think he pass away. Or gone AWOL.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Bugger, I'm from the north so that makes me local to you, damn I've missed out on you again

Ruby

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"How local is non local

At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships

Count me out then

I’ll walk to yours then "

Yeah ok see you in a min

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Do you have to be a MILF?? "

You do know what MILF stands for right……?

Any Woman Who Needs A Good Seeing To……

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Raises hand!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"How local is non local

At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships "

I can't go much further south.... Unless you fancy a night on the Isle of Wight?

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home


"Not sure if I qualify as not local, or if you wanna fuck me, but I definitely tick the Mum box.....

MJ x

I’ll get the train from Glasgow then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My knickers just fell off.

I wondered why, then I saw your thread......

Lady Astor

A lady never wears knickers "

You might be right.

Lady Astor

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Do you have to be a MILF??

You do know what MILF stands for right……?

Any Woman Who Needs A Good Seeing To…… "

MR Grey was only dealing with MIf's and only a 4.30 in the morning the any women are there for you to pursue.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah I was gonna apply but I’m local!

I’d need my passport for over the water though right?

Yup "

That’s far enough then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have to be a MILF?? "

No just the L & F will do

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Do you have to be a MILF??

You do know what MILF stands for right……?

Any Woman Who Needs A Good Seeing To……

MR Grey was only dealing with MIf's and only a 4.30 in the morning the any women are there for you to pursue."

Fortunately for me, I’m too far from all the women in this thread, otherwise I would overrun with needy pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger, I'm from the north so that makes me local to you, damn I've missed out on you again

Ruby"

I know, you’re in the next field to me as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Raises hand!"

You’re right on the edge of my filter, I could bend the rule slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what if I'm local?!

Then you can’t have a ‘good seeing to’

Story of life "

Aren’t you a million miles away?

Surely that’s far enough, Rex?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How local is non local

At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships

I can't go much further south.... Unless you fancy a night on the Isle of Wight?"

Oooohhh I like visiting foreign countries

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My knickers just fell off.

I wondered why, then I saw your thread......

Lady Astor

A lady never wears knickers

You might be right.

Lady Astor "

Phwoooaaarrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 hours is up

Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like) "

The 580 is the number of miles right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"24 hours is up

Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content "

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"24 hours is up

Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content

Oh my "

Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"How local is non local

At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships

I can't go much further south.... Unless you fancy a night on the Isle of Wight?

Oooohhh I like visiting foreign countries "

You'll need your rabies jab and exchange your pounds to shillings...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)

The 580 is the number of miles right? "

Something like that, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"24 hours is up

Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content

Oh my

Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips "

Are you saying you want to play trains and tunnels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"24 hours is up

Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content

Oh my

Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips

Are you saying you want to play trains and tunnels? "

Ooo yes and bowling as well you know the kind whare you bowl a load up me

Pifff god hide it’s a joke people just back in a big way ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How local is non local

At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships

I can't go much further south.... Unless you fancy a night on the Isle of Wight?

Oooohhh I like visiting foreign countries

You'll need your rabies jab and exchange your pounds to shillings..."

I’ll start emptying the leccy meter now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)

The 580 is the number of miles right?

Something like that, yes "

580 miles is within my range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have to be a MILF??

No just the L & F will do "

But not the I

What's wrong with me f*cker

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)

The 580 is the number of miles right?

Something like that, yes

580 miles is within my range "

Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have to be a MILF??

No just the L & F will do

But not the I

What's wrong with me f*cker "

I’ve still not gotten over the gin incident

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)

The 580 is the number of miles right?

Something like that, yes

580 miles is within my range

Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon "

Is a MULF the next level up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have to be a MILF??

No just the L & F will do

But not the I

What's wrong with me f*cker

I’ve still not gotten over the gin incident "

I told you that cork would get lodged if you weren't careful

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)

The 580 is the number of miles right?

Something like that, yes

580 miles is within my range

Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon

Is a MULF the next level up? "

Think about what the 'I' stands for and who wrote the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"24 hours is up

Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content

Oh my

Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips

Are you saying you want to play trains and tunnels?

Ooo yes and bowling as well you know the kind whare you bowl a load up me

Pifff god hide it’s a joke people just back in a big way ha ha "

Did you enjoy your 24 hours of non-sexual Natalie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have to be a MILF??

No just the L & F will do

But not the I

What's wrong with me f*cker

I’ve still not gotten over the gin incident

I told you that cork would get lodged if you weren't careful "

The Doctor gave me a right telling off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"24 hours is up

Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content

Oh my

Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips

Are you saying you want to play trains and tunnels?

Ooo yes and bowling as well you know the kind whare you bowl a load up me

Pifff god hide it’s a joke people just back in a big way ha ha

Did you enjoy your 24 hours of non-sexual Natalie? "

Was the same as normal so dosent really make a difference so may as well just bonce around my bubbly self and post random dribble

I stated the reason yesterday as to why

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)

The 580 is the number of miles right?

Something like that, yes

580 miles is within my range

Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon

Is a MULF the next level up?

Think about what the 'I' stands for and who wrote the word "

I’ll take that as a yes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)

The 580 is the number of miles right?

Something like that, yes

580 miles is within my range

Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon

Is a MULF the next level up?

Think about what the 'I' stands for and who wrote the word

I’ll take that as a yes "

I'm more commonly a level down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck."

Don’t complicate things. I’ve not seen you and I’d still enter you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck."

Always thought it stood for mature.

Everyday a school day

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck.

Don’t complicate things. I’ve not seen you and I’d still enter you

"

And they say Mr Grey was a sweet. Talker but nothing on you Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck.

Always thought it stood for mature.

Everyday a school day "

Isn't it mother.. After american pie and Mrs Stiffler

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck.

Always thought it stood for mature.

Everyday a school day

Isn't it mother.. After american pie and Mrs Stiffler"

I had to look it up, we are both right

Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck

A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 150 miles, so, I meet the non local criteria.

I'm not a MILF and only like a seeing to on a Sunday morning at 11am. You'd have to get up early for that.

Potential I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck.

Don’t complicate things. I’ve not seen you and I’d still enter you "

Love is blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milfs, he's got sweaty plums.

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