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By *asha86 OP   Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Random question and yes it may seem petty

We have a milkman who delivers early in a morning well this morning someone stole the milk from the doorstep at 4am... the question is how would you deal with this? I was thinking of trying to catch them in the act...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry my bad.

I decided to invite myself to yours for a social without telling you.

The drink you provided was nice though.

thank you kindly.

Should we verify each other now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Margaret Thatcher had come back from the dead

She was known as the milk snatcher

Younger members won't understand ...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Wipe pepper powder on the bottle

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

It was probably the cat that got the cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bloke from the MILF thread was up at that time. Just saying like.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"The bloke from the MILF thread was up at that time. Just saying like. "
ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pir security light.

Mini cam with notifications.

Baseball bat.

Hammer.

Cable ties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bamboo spike pit at your front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to swipe the odd one as a paper boy, if anyone had fresh orange, it was mine haha.

The mr

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Video and then the Police

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I used to swipe the odd one as a paper boy, if anyone had fresh orange, it was mine haha.

The mr "

And that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its good younget milk delivered though, less plastic waste. does the milkman (remember the father tedd episode!) have an electric cart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Liam Neeson it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bloke from the MILF thread was up at that time. Just saying like. "

You maybe onto something there...lol

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By *asha86 OP   Couple
over a year ago

walsall

I caught them on camera and we have a pir security light... and he was no kid bat at the ready and a nice bucket of cold water to cool him off if his that thirsty

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I wouldn't do anything unless it happens again. Are you sure it was actually delivered?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

^^ I see that you were sure

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By *asha86 OP   Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Yes i watched the cctv back it get delivered the guy pulls the box its in to the side thinking its out of veiw of cctv and then makes off with it. I mean its only a couple of quid but its the principle of it

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Get the milkman to leave them somewhere else & leave fake ones in the usual place. PVA glue or emulsion would be the closest ringers.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes i watched the cctv back it get delivered the guy pulls the box its in to the side thinking its out of veiw of cctv and then makes off with it. I mean its only a couple of quid but its the principle of it"

Does it happen a lot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its good younget milk delivered though, less plastic waste. does the milkman (remember the father tedd episode!) have an electric cart?"
pat mustard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone did this when i was living with my parents, quite often theyll take 1 or 2 bottles on a regular basis. Honestly its just fucking petty that they went out of their way to walk up our driveway just to nick them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a couple off empty milk glasses and put paint in them a month full off paint will stop it ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to swipe the odd one as a paper boy, if anyone had fresh orange, it was mine haha.

The mr

And that's funny "

Clearly as I put haha, it’s a bottle of milk for fuck sake they’re like 45p from the shop.

Not worth ringing the police over

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We would buy it from Tesco and put it in the fridge, no one will steal it from there! (sorry Mr Milkman)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a couple off empty milk glasses and put paint in them a month full off paint will stop it ha ha "

I wonder if there milkman delivers milkshakes too. As my mate has kindly informed everyone on Facebook that he's had uncontrollable diarrhoea all day after the 12 cans of out of date bitter he downed last night.

I could always ask him to do a few bottles of chocolate shake for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its good younget milk delivered though, less plastic waste. does the milkman (remember the father tedd episode!) have an electric cart? pat mustard!!"

hairy babies

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I thought Margaret Thatcher had come back from the dead

She was known as the milk snatcher

Younger members won't understand ..."

I thought it was jungle canopy rope bridges that she was snatching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a couple off empty milk glasses and put paint in them a month full off paint will stop it ha ha

I wonder if there milkman delivers milkshakes too. As my mate has kindly informed everyone on Facebook that he's had uncontrollable diarrhoea all day after the 12 cans of out of date bitter he downed last night.

I could always ask him to do a few bottles of chocolate shake for them.

"

That’s just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought Margaret Thatcher had come back from the dead

She was known as the milk snatcher

Younger members won't understand ...

I thought it was jungle canopy rope bridges that she was snatching?"

She snatched quite a few things if I'm honest

But as a kid I used to get free milk when at school and I think her government stopped it ....no doubt I will be corrected on this matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need to do is leave a note for the milk man saying no milk thanks. So then he won't deliver any then the trap starts. Get an old bottle save the lid. And fill it up with something that looks like milk but tastes absolutely rank and put it out at night. Bet the little twat doesn't do it again

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I thought Margaret Thatcher had come back from the dead

She was known as the milk snatcher

Younger members won't understand ...

I thought it was jungle canopy rope bridges that she was snatching?

She snatched quite a few things if I'm honest

But as a kid I used to get free milk when at school and I think her government stopped it ....no doubt I will be corrected on this matter "

You are right, it's why they called her the milk snatcher lol.

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