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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Gerry, I am a polite, friendly professional man, I have been watching the the forums since I joined and they look great fun with some real characters, I myself also love a good chuckle and in my day was quite the prankster, I am mainly looking for camaraderie, friends, conversation and just a right good laugh, I like to think of myself as quite cool and laid back, I own a few hip hop albums and also recently purchased the twighlight saga films on DVD, which are absolutely a must see if you haven’t already, I own a few pet shops across the country and that’s where I’ve made my money but gerbils are my real passion, I have won many awards and I am quite the celebrity in that world

That’s enough about me for now anyway

I wish you all a pleasant day and hope we cross paths with some great conversations and real splendid banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums Gerry

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

What awards can you win for loving gerbils?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello welcome to the party

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Gerry ate my Gerbil...just kidding welcome to the madhouse.....

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Aw I love gerbils. I rescued two a few years ago. They were such lovely boys. I’m definitely going to take on a couple more and I’ll know who to ask for advice. Never thought I’d be saying that on a swingers site

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh no my awards aren’t for loving them, I do love them but my awards are for pageants

What lovely responses, thank you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You rescued them? Wow, what a lovely act of kindness, I have found there is no such thing as a strange place to talk about gerbils hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha Gerry ate my gerbil that’s funny

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I had a gerbil when I was a kid, he was called Kevin (named after Roland Rat's best friend)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What a lovely story, god bless you, I had a Roger rat and a gerbil named Clive but I have never had a Kevin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's difficult to keep secrets in the gerbil community Gerry - you know that. And I've heard plenty about you.

£500 to keep schtum or I'll blow the lid on the whole racket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha I do love some of your jests, you’re a funion, I call you a funion because sometimes there are layers to your jokes, classic Donis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha I do love some of your jests, you’re a funion, I call you a funion because sometimes there are layers to your jokes, classic Donis"

What does this button do? Hello? End quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I do love some of your jests, you’re a funion, I call you a funion because sometimes there are layers to your jokes, classic Donis"

TICK TOCK GERRY.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Gerry! Gerbils are quite cute, bit smelly.

I hope you enjoy your time on the fora; you're right, the Twilight films are truly incredible. Good taste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello Meli, what a lovely introduction, you are right they can be smelly but it is a smell that you learn to love, all I do is look at their little faces and hang magic tree air fresheners around the house and all I see is heaven in their eyes, thank you for the compliment over my film choices, they are a wonderful collection of movies, their red eyes are very similar to red eyed gerbils too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Gerry, and welcome to the forum.

Am sure you'll fit right in

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ello & welcome. Do Gerbils like biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you very much Bellaseas, may I call you Bella? You are named after a character in my favourite films, have you seen the twighlights? I was team Edward and he is the new Batman and vampires turn into bats, I think it’s wonderful casting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wouldn’t place my gerbils on a strict diet of biscuits as it wouldn’t be a sustainable diet and would cause many health implications for them but as a treat well of course, who doesn’t love a little biscuit haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome Gerry!

I love your passion I used to have gerbils as a kid, and loved their sawdusty smell.

Have fun on here

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Welcome to the forums. Fabs very own hamster wheel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That is lovely Dieu, it was as a child I first fell in love with them, truly magnificent creatures and would you believe a closer relation to a mouse than any other rodent, some people think hamster but they would be wrong hahaha

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Welcome Gerry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you cookie and big smiles back, wonderful welcome, god bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you very much Bellaseas, may I call you Bella? You are named after a character in my favourite films, have you seen the twighlights? I was team Edward and he is the new Batman and vampires turn into bats, I think it’s wonderful casting "

Ah I've only seen the first one Gerry. Perhaps I'll borrow your box set!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you reality, hamster are actually the only rodents I don’t keep personally, nothing against them as we are all gods creations but hamsters and gerbils don’t get along and some of my gerbils were picked on when I did keep hamsters, I had to make a tough call but with the love of my gerbils I know i made the right one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh Bella you should, they are truly wonderful, well written movies, it is easy to get carried away and get lost in them, I believed I was Edward for two days hahahaha

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Welcome to the mad House x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you Sparkle, that is what my mother used to say when I was just a lad, thank you for that moment of nostalgia, god bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see another new one right must go iv a banana going brown here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good to be seen inevitable, thank you for the welcome, don’t let your banana go brown gosh, I’ll have to feed it to my gerbils haha

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Hello Gerry welcome to the chaos that is the Fab Fourms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonderful Davie, thank you for another warm welcome, what a truly friendly and warm place, I love it here already, godbless each and every one of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m going to like Gerry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What a lovely statement NE, may I call you NE? I think I am going to like you too, god bless you

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hello and welcome Gerry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a lovely statement NE, may I call you NE? I think I am going to like you too, god bless you "

Whatever you decide to call me/us I can guarantee we’ve been called worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello and thank you Lorraine! I am taken aback at how lovely everybody is here, I haven’t felt so welcomed anywhere since I won my 2016 annual gerbil keeper of the year award and boy did I feel good that night! This is just overwhelming though, god bless you all again from the bottom of my heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh that isn’t nice to hear, I hope whoever called you a bad name were reprimanded, there is no place in the world for evil doers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh that isn’t nice to hear, I hope whoever called you a bad name were reprimanded, there is no place in the world for evil doers "

Humans could learn a lot from gerbils

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh NE you are so right, they don’t have an evil bone in their body, I could talk about them forever, I do! Perhaps why my wife left me hahahah joking, that was because of her affair with our chaplain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you all again for a warm and wonderful welcome, I can see some beautiful anecdotes and giggles being shared amongst us in the future, god bless you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh NE you are so right, they don’t have an evil bone in their body, I could talk about them forever, I do! Perhaps why my wife left me hahahah joking, that was because of her affair with our chaplain "

I’m glad your sense of humour stayed with you after all of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have nothing but love in my heart

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've been bitten by one but still like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was a boy my ferret escaped got in my brothers room and ate his gerbil he was ruined for days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonderful story kinky minx, maybe just a playful bite though, their teeth don’t stop growing, did you know that? Playful little critters but sometimes that don’t know their own bite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh inevitable that’s a truly horrific story, RIP and best wishes to your brother, sometimes the hardest days help us to be better people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really a fan of small furry things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello there just another girl, sometimes the things we fear the most are the most magical

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Seems like you have quite a tribe already

Welcome…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you saffron and nice to meet you, yes everybody has welcomed me with open arms, I feel blessed and honoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome along Gerry.

I’ll try not to judge you because I don’t know you.

BUT…..the Twilight Saga? I may have to judge that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome along Gerry.

I’ll try not to judge you because I don’t know you.

BUT…..the Twilight Saga? I may have to judge that.

"

Is there gerbils in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome along Gerry.

I’ll try not to judge you because I don’t know you.

BUT…..the Twilight Saga? I may have to judge that.

Is there gerbils in that "

Well, the movie is full of vampires that don’t eat people. So I rather fear for any gerbils in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome along Gerry.

I’ll try not to judge you because I don’t know you.

BUT…..the Twilight Saga? I may have to judge that.

Is there gerbils in that

Well, the movie is full of vampires that don’t eat people. So I rather fear for any gerbils in it. "

How about Gremlins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome along Gerry.

I’ll try not to judge you because I don’t know you.

BUT…..the Twilight Saga? I may have to judge that.

Is there gerbils in that

Well, the movie is full of vampires that don’t eat people. So I rather fear for any gerbils in it.

How about Gremlins "

That’s no way to talk about R Patts

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Thank you saffron and nice to meet you, yes everybody has welcomed me with open arms, I feel blessed and honoured "

Feels like we are welcoming back an old friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what a gerbil would look like on a moon boob have you seen anything like that gerry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am so sorry I missed more welcome messages, as you can probably imagine I am often away tending to my little guys, they require a lot of care and attention, I do say it in my profile but I’ll say it again here, gerbiling ain’t easy hahahaha, thank you both Keyser and Cheeky for the welcome, god bless you both, there is certainly no vampires feeding off gerbils in the award winning twighlight movies, that wouldn’t make pleasant viewing, actually interestingly vampires drink blood to survive and, secondarily, for pleasure, this distinction may seem irrelevant, but not all vampires relish draining blood from living things (mostly humans), blood can be compared to food and drink for humans, in that vampires require blood to drink in order to survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" actually interestingly vampires drink blood to survive and, secondarily, for pleasure, this distinction may seem irrelevant, but not all vampires relish draining blood from living things (mostly humans), blood can be compared to food and drink for humans, in that vampires require blood to drink in order to survive"

Oh they need it to survive? I thought it was just a kink thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great question again inevitable, in all my 53 years I have never seen such a thing, my ex wife was not a fan of my four legged friends and never paid them any attention, the trauma from being raised in a loveless household set a lot of them back and took up a lot of my time once she left, to nurture them back to full happiness, so I bet you’ve guessed that boobs aren’t something I’ve had a lot of time for over the years, I hope that changes soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh no pints hahaha not at all my dear boy, it’s very much for survival

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Hello Gerry, you're a hilarious fella, is this a character you're doing or is this real?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello Emma and thank you for such a wonderful compliment, i have heard many a time I am a character hahahah but I’m just me, Gerry from the block

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral


"Hello Emma and thank you for such a wonderful compliment, i have heard many a time I am a character hahahah but I’m just me, Gerry from the block "

Ok thank you.

I certainly won't be fooled by the rodents that you got!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" but I’m just me, Gerry from the block "

Did you by any chance previously have a little but now, infact, have a lot? While naturally maintaining that you're still - you're still Gerry from the block.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I’ve misunderstood your question young chap sorry haha I am Gerry yes so of course I will maintain being so, times were hard growing up but my folks did all they could and I had a very complete childhood full of love, appreciation and of course god and my favourite animals, gerbils, I made a nice little nest egg on the stock markets and from there I opened up a few pet stores up and down the country, they brought me true happiness, I don’t do it for the money, I guess you could say I used to have a little and now I have a lot, all I would say is just love god as he loves you and not forgetting, be more gerbil, that’s my motto, they love, they don’t hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos the gerbil?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you have a gerbil names Carlos? What an exotic name! I have never had a Carlos but I did have a Carlito many moons ago, he was named after the Puerto Rican wrestler from the WWE because they had similar curls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What….

The fuck.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

It seams Gerry your fitting quite well .welcome

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

May I direct you Gerry to another post here its how to get a lady on fab . you find details of my book on the subject and a course you can join at a reasonable price of 300 pounds .but a man of your means a mere pocket change .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gerry from the block" - that's really caught my fancy, Gerry. Very you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck."

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey "

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Hi

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time."

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now. "

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now. "

Reasonable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums "

Is it wholesome though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums "

The forum is in dire need of wholesome and then along comes Gerry from the block!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums

Is it wholesome though..... "

I would say not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums

Is it wholesome though..... "

He has a deep and abiding love for his gerbils. Please don't insinuate there is anything more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums

Is it wholesome though..... "

How dare you question Gerry’s motives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a gerbil related question…

Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums

Is it wholesome though.....

How dare you question Gerry’s motives."

Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums

Is it wholesome though.....

How dare you question Gerry’s motives.

Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance?"

Get back to the gym, you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums

Is it wholesome though.....

How dare you question Gerry’s motives.

Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance?"

According to fact 1 on Gerry’s bio there are up 40 colours for gerbils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums

Is it wholesome though.....

How dare you question Gerry’s motives.

Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance?

Get back to the gym, you!"

I feel like we need to see a Rocky style training montage of him and the Scouse Ivan Drago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a gerbil related question…

Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels?"

I think they prefer tunnels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a gerbil related question…

Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels?

I think they prefer tunnels"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?

Constructive way to spend your time.

Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.

It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums

Is it wholesome though.....

How dare you question Gerry’s motives.

Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance?

Get back to the gym, you!

I feel like we need to see a Rocky style training montage of him and the Scouse Ivan Drago "

Had to sign an NDA.

This can’t be discussed.

What I will say though is I’m here…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a gerbil related question…

Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels?

I think they prefer tunnels"

They love a dark pipe.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I have a gerbil related question…

Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels?"

Tails get caught in wheels, some use them but they really shouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a gerbil related question…

Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels?

Tails get caught in wheels, some use them but they really shouldn't "

I didn’t know that but then again I haven’t had a pet rodent since the mid 90’s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What a wonderful question NE, we in the gerbiling game do steer clear of hamster wheels, they are after all for hamsters hahahaha quick hamster joke, but as comperison rightly said, their little tails are prone to getting caught up the the wheel mechanism, and as just another girl pointed out they do love tunnels, I use empty toilet roll cardboard as they can scuttle through quite easily and also have a little nibble if they so choose, they do love a good nibble, hello Jonny too, a pleasure to make your acquaintance, I wish you well this fine day and god bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a gerbil related question…

Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels?

I think they prefer tunnels"

They can mwmorize mazes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**memorise **

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey "

Hence my forum hamster wheel comment above. Everything just keeps going around and around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**memorise ** "

I thought you were doing cute gerbil speak

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Are your Gerbils toilet trained Gerry......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**memorise **

I thought you were doing cute gerbil speak "

Dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**memorise **

I thought you were doing cute gerbil speak

Dammit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a wonderful question NE, we in the gerbiling game do steer clear of hamster wheels, they are after all for hamsters hahahaha quick hamster joke, but as comperison rightly said, their little tails are prone to getting caught up the the wheel mechanism, and as just another girl pointed out they do love tunnels, I use empty toilet roll cardboard as they can scuttle through quite easily and also have a little nibble if they so choose, they do love a good nibble, hello Jonny too, a pleasure to make your acquaintance, I wish you well this fine day and god bless you"

A very in-depth answer. Thank you Gerry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What….

The fuck.

I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't...

And people say the Forums aren't cliquey

Hence my forum hamster wheel comment above. Everything just keeps going around and around. "

Like revolving doors as well, in out shake it about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great question dirtydevil, I have successfully trained 81 gerbils to date in the use of a toilet facility, not an actual full size toilet, they’d fall in and I haven't taught them to swim hahaha, but the competitive side of gerbiling keeps me on my travels fairly frequently so I have been unable to toilet trail all of them so on occasion some do soil in the recreation area, it is no fault of their own of course and the trained ones are aware of this so it doesn’t cause disruption, gerbils only love and it is nothing a quick poop scoop doesn’t fix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerry you are the patches o'hoolahan of the gerbil world do u by any chance have the same scarf and jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry you are the patches o'hoolahan of the gerbil world do u by any chance have the same scarf and jacket "

If you can dodge a wrench?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha another great one inevitable, I did own a fur lined leather jacket once upon a time and I have many a patch from my competitions, all jokes aside though I do not suggest you use heavy tools to encourage rodents to play dodgeball, although they can be fast and have great intelligence there are no assurances that they will dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge a wrench, it would be negligent of me to not stress this enough

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You remind me of someone OP

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

My sock puppets were more like snakes not gerbils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha another great one inevitable, I did own a fur lined leather jacket once upon a time and I have many a patch from my competitions, all jokes aside though I do not suggest you use heavy tools to encourage rodents to play dodgeball, although they can be fast and have great intelligence there are no assurances that they will dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge a wrench, it would be negligent of me to not stress this enough "
good call the voice of experience?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven’t lost a gerbil to anything sports related now for 20 years, the curling incident of 02 is still too fresh to talk about, introducing gerbils to sports is not something to take lightly and I would recommend seasoned professionals, please do not cut corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t lost a gerbil to anything sports related now for 20 years, the curling incident of 02 is still too fresh to talk about, introducing gerbils to sports is not something to take lightly and I would recommend seasoned professionals, please do not cut corners "

There goes my gerbil hockey league idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha good jest NE, we all know gerbils don’t have opposable thumbs though, they just wouldn’t have the dexterity for holding a hockey stick, and how small would the puck have to be? The mind boggles at the mere imagination, it’s a rib tickler for sure haha thank you for this, god bless you

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"[Removed by poster at 24/03/22 08:53:29]"

Bugger, I'll say it again

Have you ever been tempted to take them to Stamford Bridge and re-enact the battle there?

Swing

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A most enjoyable thread. Welcome Gerry

Have you read the Twilight books or have you just seen the films? The books are worth reading for the subtle nuances of the characters and love story. Think Mr Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett, Romeo and Juliet, Barry and Paul Chuckle. A classic of our time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first gerbil was called Gerry!

The second two were Eddie and Bruce as I got into Iron Maiden. Eddie ate Bruce which is kinda fitting.

Welcome dude!

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