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"That a giraffe has a long neck due to its feet stinking" How could you write that without ? | |||
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"I have too many to pull just one out. Give me a subject (except sport) and I'll see what I can do " How about animal ones? | |||
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"The last execution by guillotine in France was in 1977, the same year Star Wars came out!" Very interesting | |||
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"26 letters in the alphabet only 4 you touch your lips together " What are these 4 letters? | |||
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"26 letters in the alphabet only 4 you touch your lips together What are these 4 letters? " BMPW? | |||
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"Ian Fleming wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. " Just had to Google that! Wow I always thought it was written by CS Lewis | |||
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"space between your eyebrows is a glabella latin for smooth " Gonna use that in the next work icebreaker lol | |||
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"Ian Fleming wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Just had to Google that! Wow I always thought it was written by CS Lewis " Roald Dahl wrote the film screenplay | |||
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"I’ve fondled a former TV presenters tits " Was it Holly Willobooby | |||
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"I’ve fondled a former TV presenters tits " It was Piers Morgan wasn’t it? | |||
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"I’ve fondled a former TV presenters tits " How did Timmy like it ? | |||
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"well life is boring" Not all of it. The 9-5 sometimes can be but break the day up and go for a walk - brilliant for body and mind. Hope you have a nice day | |||
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"The German for gloves is Handschuhe which translates as hand shoes. " Really I love it | |||
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"11:11am (and pm) on 11th November 1111ad is the only date/time where all digits can be the same. Until 11111." Hmmmm very interesting | |||
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"Barnacle penis's are (proportionally) the longest on the animal kingdom" I’m guessing that makes Mrs Barnacle very happy lol | |||
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"11:11am (and pm) on 11th November 1111ad is the only date/time where all digits can be the same. Until 11111." What about 22:22 in 2222? | |||
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"A human could swim through a blue whales artery. Wouldn't recommend it." Hahaha no plans for swimming just yet | |||
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"It took 40 attempts to get the formula for WD-40 right." Oh wow! If it was 41 attempts I don’t think it would’ve been as catchy! | |||
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"11:11am (and pm) on 11th November 1111ad is the only date/time where all digits can be the same. Until 11111. What about 22:22 in 2222?" Are we debunking then? | |||
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"The German for gloves is Handschuhe which translates as hand shoes. " I know a man who didn’t speak English as a first language. He could remember the word for toes and called them feet fingers | |||
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"Swims is the only word that can be rotated on any axis and still read the same. " SMIWS | |||
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"Swims is the only word that can be rotated on any axis and still read the same. SMIWS" You didn't specify the type of rotation | |||
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"11:11am (and pm) on 11th November 1111ad is the only date/time where all digits can be the same. Until 11111. What about 22:22 in 2222? Are we debunking then?" What if they were referring to the 12 hour clock and not the 24hr clock hahah | |||
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"The German for gloves is Handschuhe which translates as hand shoes. I know a man who didn’t speak English as a first language. He could remember the word for toes and called them feet fingers " Loooool feet fingers | |||
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"McVities makes 2 billion jaffa k Cakes each year " And you of all people know this fact because.... ? | |||
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"11:11am (and pm) on 11th November 1111ad is the only date/time where all digits can be the same. Until 11111. What about 22:22 in 2222? Are we debunking then?" No because there isn’t a 22nd month of the year | |||
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"McVities makes 2 billion jaffa k Cakes each year " Do love a good Jaffa cake - other supermarkets own brands just don’t quite cut it | |||
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"All the planets of the solar system can fit between earth and the moon. Again, not recommended. Pluto was discovered (1930), assigned as a planet and then downgraded to a dwarf planet all before it had orbited the sun once" I once used a space based chat up line - ‘My second favourite planet is Venus. My favourite is Uranus. Safe to say she deleted and blocked me lol | |||
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"11:11am (and pm) on 11th November 1111ad is the only date/time where all digits can be the same. Until 11111. What about 22:22 in 2222? Are we debunking then? No because there isn’t a 22nd month of the year " Oh yeahhh | |||
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"Swims is the only word that can be rotated on any axis and still read the same. SMIWS You didn't specify the type of rotation " Try 2 axis at the same time. Oooops. | |||
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"11:11am (and pm) on 11th November 1111ad is the only date/time where all digits can be the same. Until 11111. What about 22:22 in 2222? Are we debunking then? No because there isn’t a 22nd month of the year " Was about to say the same thing about the 22nd month | |||
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"11:11am (and pm) on 11th November 1111ad is the only date/time where all digits can be the same. Until 11111. What about 22:22 in 2222? Are we debunking then? No because there isn’t a 22nd month of the year Was about to say the same thing about the 22nd month " | |||
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"all Walkers crisps go out of date on a Saturday " Thats very true,my nephew told me that too | |||
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"McVities makes 2 billion jaffa k Cakes each year And you of all people know this fact because.... ? " Google told me | |||
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"Black box in a plane isnt black" They are usually orange so they can be seen easily | |||
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"McVities makes 2 billion jaffa k Cakes each year And you of all people know this fact because.... ? Google told me " I can also tell you how many ginger nuts they make per minute | |||
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"26 letters in the alphabet only 4 you touch your lips together What are these 4 letters? " B M P W | |||
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"Ian Fleming wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Just had to Google that! Wow I always thought it was written by CS Lewis Roald Dahl wrote the film screenplay " Roald Dahl also wrote the film screenplay for "You only live twice" | |||
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"26 letters in the alphabet only 4 you touch your lips together What are these 4 letters? B M P W" Ahhhh interesting | |||
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"The American slipper limpet, Crepidula fornicata, lives up to its Latin name. Him x" Slipper limpets are fascinating. The first time I saw some on the sea bed (off the coast of Dorset), I thought it was a single animal, but it's actually a pile of different animals. The ones on the bottom are female and the one on top is male. As a new male joins the top of the pile, the ones below it turn into females, so they are sequential hermaphrodites. The other funny thing about them is how when you get very close to them, they all hunker down together (closing the gaps in between their shells), so it looks like you've triggered a spring loaded trap. | |||
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"Using electricity as a method of execution was first demonstrated on an elephant " Awww why did you have to tell us that | |||
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"McVities makes 2 billion jaffa k Cakes each year And you of all people know this fact because.... ? Google told me " Well I'm just gobsmacked you allowed yourself to type 'jaffa cake' in that instance | |||
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""bollocks" is legally not an obscene word. " Never mind that... | |||
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"McVities makes 2 billion jaffa k Cakes each year And you of all people know this fact because.... ? Google told me Well I'm just gobsmacked you allowed yourself to type 'jaffa cake' in that instance " I did it just for you | |||
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"Wombats poop is shaped like cubes. " That's just shite. | |||
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"Wombats poop is shaped like cubes. That's just shite. " It’s true though | |||
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"Wombats poop is shaped like cubes. That's just shite. It’s true though " So I see, I just asked the font of all knowledge, Dr G. | |||
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"If you tickle a rat they giggle ultrasonically I " Love rats. They're so amazing | |||
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"If you tickle a rat they giggle ultrasonically I Love rats. They're so amazing " I love rats too! Just don’t like they pee constantly | |||
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"Both George Orwell and JK Rowling repeatedly had their books turned down by publishers." George Orwell survived a bullet to the throat whilst fighting for the Republicans during the Spanish Civil War. He didn't consider himself lucky, as he would rather not have been shot to begin with. | |||
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"McVities makes 2 billion jaffa k Cakes each year And you of all people know this fact because.... ? Google told me Well I'm just gobsmacked you allowed yourself to type 'jaffa cake' in that instance I did it just for you " Awh Wonko ...if only that were true | |||
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"Ships into Venice in the middle ages had to dock on a small island off of it and stay there for 40 days, incase anyone onboard was carrying disease. The Italian word for 40 is quaranta and that's how we get the word quarantine " Good job it wasn't 40 days for Covid isolation | |||
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"Ships into Venice in the middle ages had to dock on a small island off of it and stay there for 40 days, incase anyone onboard was carrying disease. The Italian word for 40 is quaranta and that's how we get the word quarantine Good job it wasn't 40 days for Covid isolation " I know what a cake should have in it. Certainly not carrots and courgettes x | |||
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"If you tickle a rat they giggle ultrasonically I Love rats. They're so amazing I love rats too! Just don’t like they pee constantly " Lol yes they do | |||
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"Ships into Venice in the middle ages had to dock on a small island off of it and stay there for 40 days, incase anyone onboard was carrying disease. The Italian word for 40 is quaranta and that's how we get the word quarantine Good job it wasn't 40 days for Covid isolation I know what a cake should have in it. Certainly not carrots and courgettes x" So you're opting for the Chocolate & Beetroot fudge cake then | |||
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"Ships into Venice in the middle ages had to dock on a small island off of it and stay there for 40 days, incase anyone onboard was carrying disease. The Italian word for 40 is quaranta and that's how we get the word quarantine Good job it wasn't 40 days for Covid isolation I know what a cake should have in it. Certainly not carrots and courgettes x So you're opting for the Chocolate & Beetroot fudge cake then " Only with cream x | |||
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"Guinness once estimated that 93,000 litres of beer are lost in facial hair each year in the UK alone." ......wait.....what? Scandalous x | |||
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"Guinness once estimated that 93,000 litres of beer are lost in facial hair each year in the UK alone." AND ... the original Guinness was a new type of English beer, invented in London in 1722 by a brewer named Ralph Harwood. | |||
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"Ships into Venice in the middle ages had to dock on a small island off of it and stay there for 40 days, incase anyone onboard was carrying disease. The Italian word for 40 is quaranta and that's how we get the word quarantine Good job it wasn't 40 days for Covid isolation I know what a cake should have in it. Certainly not carrots and courgettes x So you're opting for the Chocolate & Beetroot fudge cake then Only with cream x" Squirty, single, double or whipped?! | |||
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"It took 40 attempts to get the formula for WD-40 right." it was an accident, wd stands for weopens development, they were trying to make a new rocket fuel, and it didnt really work, but then they realised it was a good water repelant, btw its not a good lubricant at all, infact its the oposite, markating made people think it was | |||
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"Ian Fleming wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. " I still dislike the film! | |||
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"Ian Fleming wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I still dislike the film! " If it was made today it would be a Fast and Furious film with Vin Diesel battling against a European paedo ring | |||
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"Lobsters turn red when they are cooked, because red is the only pigment in their shell that is resistant to heat " They turn red because the red pigment (astaxanthin) has the ability to absorb blue light, it is stored in a membrane within their shells. The pigment is stored inside a membrane hidden in their shell so tightly it cannot flow, the pigment responds strongly to heat, so when the lobster (or crab) is plonked into hot water, the body chemistry changes and the pigment is allowed to flow freely turning the crustaceans a red colour Lobsters are bugs of the sea world | |||
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"Dogs can’t look up " Neither can pigs | |||
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"It took 40 attempts to get the formula for WD-40 right. Oh wow! If it was 41 attempts I don’t think it would’ve been as catchy! " WD-69 would have been fun though | |||
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"Dogs can’t look up Neither can pigs" Dogs can look up | |||
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"Superglue was made by accident by Kodak they had no use for it and sold it to Loctite. " They came unstuck there didn’t they? | |||
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"Dogs can’t look up Neither can pigs Dogs can look up " Are you saying Shaun of the Dead has been lying to me? | |||
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"Dogs can’t look up " You've never met a chow? | |||
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"26 letters in the alphabet only 4 you touch your lips together What are these 4 letters? B M P W Ahhhh interesting" What about the letter Y or are we talking about phonetic use of the letters? In which case all uses of P when it is silent does not work! Am I being an irritating pedant here? | |||
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"Ian Fleming wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I still dislike the film! If it was made today it would be a Fast and Furious film with Vin Diesel battling against a European paedo ring " Hah hah! That would make it better viewing! | |||
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"Ian Fleming wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I still dislike the film! If it was made today it would be a Fast and Furious film with Vin Diesel battling against a European paedo ring Hah hah! That would make it better viewing! " We need to have a serious talk. | |||
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"Dogs can’t look up You've never met a chow?" Can’t say I have, but I have met many many breeds and all can look up. I’m surprised that Chows can see at all never mind look up | |||
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"Hah hah! That would make it better viewing! We need to have a serious talk. " Pmsl - should I be worried? | |||
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"Dogs can’t look up Neither can pigs Dogs can look up Are you saying Shaun of the Dead has been lying to me?" Well, the Winchester in The Winchester did fire.... | |||
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"Dogs can’t look up You've never met a chow? Can’t say I have, but I have met many many breeds and all can look up. I’m surprised that Chows can see at all never mind look up " All dogs can look up just not as far as other animals so it's not true nor false | |||
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"Hah hah! That would make it better viewing! We need to have a serious talk. Pmsl - should I be worried? " That depends! Lol | |||
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"That a giraffe has a long neck due to its feet stinking" Incorrect. Giraffes neck's are so long because their heads are so far away from their bodies!! | |||
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