FabSwingers.com forum: Urinals

By *ohn1974abc OP Man
over a year ago

barrow

Havent seen a hard cock or anyone wanking at urinals forever

Anyone seen any?

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

I use the cubical ??

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Havent seen a hard cock or anyone wanking at urinals forever

Anyone seen any?"

Can you tell me where you saw this previously and I will ensure I stay well away.

Seriously, this deviant behaviour is not acceptable anywhere except those bars that cater for these clientele. I imagine it continues there.

If you are looking for this elsewhere, then you need to think hard before you get yourself arrested.

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By *moothpussyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I seriously hope that this behaviour isn't going on at shopping malls etc.

Personally, I use the cubical.

Perhaps maybe gay bars but it really shouldn't happen there either.

You will end up getting arrested and, quite rightly so, in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 3 shakes and it’s a criminal offence

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By *irty CatsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"More than 3 shakes and it’s a criminal offence

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By *moothpussyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"More than 3 shakes and it’s a criminal offence

I burst out laughing reading this. I agree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than 3 shakes and it’s a criminal offence

I burst out laughing reading this. I agree lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use the cubical ??"

This is why I use a cubicle

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"More than 3 shakes and it’s a criminal offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen any in the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God forbid anyone stands next to me without a rain coat as i dont shake it i helicopter it to dry it off so if theres people there i use a cubicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I haven’t seen anyone doing that either

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Depends what urinals u use. One by me guranteed u go in for a piss an always someone jackin off

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

I was expecting to see someone rant about guys spitting chewing gum in urinals so that I can also rant with them. Then I realised it's fab

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Saw some big floppy cock before got me a bit of semi

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Wouldnt like to be the guy behing if theres a queue and theres a guy pissing over his shoulder with a stiffy

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Oh good.

Another bloody cake reference thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use the cubical ??"

The question marks are killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a sexy place to have a wank

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Being a women in some places in beguim you have to walk past the urinals to get to the cubicle it's yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't often pass comment in forums but wanking in urinals. What the ####is wrong with you people???

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I was expecting to see someone rant about guys spitting chewing gum in urinals so that I can also rant with them. Then I realised it's fab"

This really grinds my gears!

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

"I was expecting to see someone rant about guys spitting chewing gum in urinals so that I can also rant with them. Then I realised it's fab

This really grinds my gears! "

I would actually like to meet someone who does that. What do they think will happen to the chewing gum? Do they think it will dissolve in pee?

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I was expecting to see someone rant about guys spitting chewing gum in urinals so that I can also rant with them. Then I realised it's fab

This really grinds my gears!

I would actually like to meet someone who does that. What do they think will happen to the chewing gum? Do they think it will dissolve in pee?"

On a par with people that piss all over toilet seats and/or the floor!! Genuinely riled up!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"I was expecting to see someone rant about guys spitting chewing gum in urinals so that I can also rant with them. Then I realised it's fab

This really grinds my gears!

I would actually like to meet someone who does that. What do they think will happen to the chewing gum? Do they think it will dissolve in pee?"

No. It’s just littering. It’s like people putting cans in hedges or on top of walls. They think it somehow makes it more acceptable

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

"I was expecting to see someone rant about guys spitting chewing gum in urinals so that I can also rant with them. Then I realised it's fab

This really grinds my gears!

I would actually like to meet someone who does that. What do they think will happen to the chewing gum? Do they think it will dissolve in pee?

On a par with people that piss all over toilet seats and/or the floor!! Genuinely riled up!

So true

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

"I was expecting to see someone rant about guys spitting chewing gum in urinals so that I can also rant with them. Then I realised it's fab

This really grinds my gears!

I would actually like to meet someone who does that. What do they think will happen to the chewing gum? Do they think it will dissolve in pee?

No. It’s just littering. It’s like people putting cans in hedges or on top of walls. They think it somehow makes it more acceptable "

Yeah some people are just like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Havent seen a hard cock or anyone wanking at urinals forever

Anyone seen any?"

I go in the cubicles

Largely to avoid cockwatchers

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Always lookin

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nope and hope i never do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the many reasons I avoid public toilets.

Aside from the fact that many are grim as fuck……I just wanna piss/shit in peace. I don’t wanna be stared at while I’m doing it.

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Seen a propper fat floppy one yesterday

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

hey,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know which is worse, middle lane hogs on motorways or middle urinal hogs, there should always be 1 urinal gap between urinator.

Also absolutely no talking, especially not holding a business call on the phone either at the urinal or in the stall

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By *rives930Man
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Another thing I have issue with is those who take the yellow 'Wet Floor' signs as an instruction!

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Guy next to me recently with a hard on, was making out he was giving it a shake after finishing but he was actually wanking himself as he looked at my cock.

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By *rives930Man
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Must watch:

The Joe Wilkinson poem sketch on Cats do Countdown about naming penises. Priceless!

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Never seen that full stop.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

All I ever see at the urinals is a thin layer of public hairs stuck to the rim

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"All I ever see at the urinals is a thin layer of public hairs stuck to the rim "

Pubic... Fucking auto correct

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Saw someone jackin the other day

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I always see them when I’m at the urinal… must just be me then

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I've never seen it, am I missing out?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've never seen it, am I missing out?"

Can you pee stood up? It’s worth a look

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I've never seen it, am I missing out?

Can you pee stood up? It’s worth a look

Funny you should ask that someone told me about 'she wees' on here the other day!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've never seen it, am I missing out?

Can you pee stood up? It’s worth a look

Funny you should ask that someone told me about 'she wees' on here the other day!

They’re very liberating

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I've never seen it, am I missing out?

Can you pee stood up? It’s worth a look

Funny you should ask that someone told me about 'she wees' on here the other day!

They’re very liberating

I'd never heard of them till the other day.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I've never seen it, am I missing out?

Can you pee stood up? It’s worth a look

Funny you should ask that someone told me about 'she wees' on here the other day!

They’re very liberating

I'd never heard of them till the other day."

But have you bought one yet.....

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I've never seen it, am I missing out?

Can you pee stood up? It’s worth a look

Funny you should ask that someone told me about 'she wees' on here the other day!

They’re very liberating

I'd never heard of them till the other day.

But have you bought one yet.....

Tbh I haven't even looked at them on Amazon

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By *teve691000Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Slightly off piste here, but I remember standing at the urinals in shorts and flip flops. The bloke next to me was well pissed swaying all over the place. He managed to piss all over my bare feet and legs. I wasn’t to happy about it and he was completely oblivious to what he was doing.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Havent seen a hard cock or anyone wanking at urinals forever

Anyone seen any?"

Ever? No.

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I saw a guy hard and openly wanking at the Toddington services on the M1 a couple of years ago. Wasn't ae to hang around to see if he got lucky though.

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By *hamrocker23Man
over a year ago

Town

That's crazy to me...

Tbh I use the cubical cos I like to have a tissue to give a quick wipe I find it much more hygienic and have always just done this seems I'm in a minority from the way that's been greeted the odd few times I mentioned it in a club toilet

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By *hamrocker23Man
over a year ago

Town

"That's crazy to me...

And just to get back in line with the OP I hope I never come across the likes

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Men are grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I use the cubical ??

The question marks are killing me

I assumed they were there as he was querying how to spell cubicle..

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By *ecretSilverlinkMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Love Urinals. Love when men grab my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love Urinals. Love when men grab my cock "

D’ya know what?

I’m my over 50 years on this earth no man has ever grabbed my cock at a urinal.

Or even tried to

I don’t know whether to be relieved / thankful, or offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love Urinals. Love when men grab my cock

D’ya know what?

I’m my over 50 years on this earth no man has ever grabbed my cock at a urinal.

Or even tried to

I don’t know whether to be relieved / thankful, or offended

*in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love Urinals. Love when men grab my cock "

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By *impcuckMan
over a year ago

edge of taunton

and they wonder why public toilets are being shut down

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By *hamrocker23Man
over a year ago

Town

"Love Urinals. Love when men grab my cock

D’ya know what?

I’m my over 50 years on this earth no man has ever grabbed my cock at a urinal.

Or even tried to

I don’t know whether to be relieved / thankful, or offended

Sounds like we've been going to the right bars

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Love showin off at urinals especially those long ones with no divide

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

They have hidden cameras.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen anyone wanking publicly in a loo..I'm glad of that as it would very likely result in some violence from me.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I've never seen anyone wanking publicly in a loo..I'm glad of that as it would very likely result in some violence from me. "

I'm not sure it respond with violence, but I would absolutely be disgusted if I saw someone wanking in a public loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen anyone wanking publicly in a loo..I'm glad of that as it would very likely result in some violence from me.

I'm not sure it respond with violence, but I would absolutely be disgusted if I saw someone wanking in a public loo

People wanking or flashing where children could be absolutely deserve a decent kicking.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I've never seen anyone wanking publicly in a loo..I'm glad of that as it would very likely result in some violence from me.

I'm not sure it respond with violence, but I would absolutely be disgusted if I saw someone wanking in a public loo

People wanking or flashing where children could be absolutely deserve a decent kicking. "

I agree in principle, but I'm not that guy anymore. I might have been prepared to lace someone for such a disgusting act, particularly as you've mentioned where kids could be, but these days I find I'm not interested in violence. In saying that, certain circumstances could still bring me to violence, but if I can think rationally and not see red then I'm not lifting my hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen anyone wanking publicly in a loo..I'm glad of that as it would very likely result in some violence from me.

I'm not sure it respond with violence, but I would absolutely be disgusted if I saw someone wanking in a public loo

People wanking or flashing where children could be absolutely deserve a decent kicking.

I can't knock that, we all get set off by different things. I've not come to blows in almost 30 years myself and I'm very good at avoiding doing so but there are things I'm sure would have the red mist descending still if I were to witness them.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I've never seen anyone wanking publicly in a loo..I'm glad of that as it would very likely result in some violence from me.

I'm not sure it respond with violence, but I would absolutely be disgusted if I saw someone wanking in a public loo

People wanking or flashing where children could be absolutely deserve a decent kicking.

I can understand where you're coming from and I do agree. Some things make the best of us lose it

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