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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any local milfs free for a fucking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you a time traveller? Smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only bloke who gets fucked at half 4 in the morning in the milkman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shit joke

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I’m sure they’ll be queuing around the block at 04:30 in the morning. "

For fucksake there always banging on my door at this time of a morning can grid of them but now I can send them to Bolton .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A milf you say?

She’s too busy fucking me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut up you absolute drip "

bless you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bunch of men melted from the knock down enjoy boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooft! That’s me told.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

This is going well.

Winston

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"This is going well.

Winston"

That's what I thought...lol

But OP I guess back to the original question the answer is clearly NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww I was just about to volunteer but then my ‘knob head’ alarm went off *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

This has the capacity for becoming quite a interesting thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I suggest you put up a meet, OP?

Personally I find your offer pretty tasteless but you may find takers

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

wow smooth, i might steal that line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol great post x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to start waking up earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn for breakfast. "

Did you get more supplies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to start waking up earlier

At about 04:30 it would seem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn for breakfast. "

Wot? No bacon?

That’s just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn for breakfast.

Did you get more supplies?"

Got invited to a truck stop…

They had loads.

Oh.. and popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it worked on me, my knickers fell right off…

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Popcorn for breakfast.

Wot? No bacon?

That’s just weird

Bacon flavored popcorn??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it worked on me, my knickers fell right off…"

Were they crusty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn for breakfast.

Did you get more supplies?

Got invited to a truck stop…

They had loads.

Oh.. and popcorn

Snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to start waking up earlier

At about 04:30 it would seem."

Why does anyone who’s ever pressed a 10kg dumbbell have a problem with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it worked on me, my knickers fell right off…"

Were they ever really on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn for breakfast.

Wot? No bacon?

That’s just weird

Bacon flavored popcorn?? "

Genius

This time next year Rodders

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Wow....I've been doing it wrong. If I knew that was the way, I'd have built a harem

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Is this the right room for an argument?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn for breakfast.

Did you get more supplies?"

Was just about to nip to the shop to get some

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.

We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

That's entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it worked on me, my knickers fell right off…"

Picture or it didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys I’ve decided, no meets pre 5 am.

Thanks.

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys I’ve decided, no meets pre 5 am.

Thanks.

That is all."

The lord and governor has spoken

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Guys I’ve decided, no meets pre 5 am.

Thanks.

That is all."

What if it’s an evening meet that ends up lasting past 5am. Is that acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve shelved all my pre 5am need a daddy shout outs.

The feeling of getting those 10 mins back is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys I’ve decided, no meets pre 5 am.

Thanks.

That is all.

What if it’s an evening meet that ends up lasting past 5am. Is that acceptable?"

I can accept this with an application submitted 24 hours in advance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

Tempting. But no.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Guys I’ve decided, no meets pre 5 am.

Thanks.

That is all.

What if it’s an evening meet that ends up lasting past 5am. Is that acceptable?

I can accept this with an application submitted 24 hours in advance."

Excellent I shall put in an application this evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

At 4:30am the milf next to me was snoring and dribbling on the pillow. If that’s your thing, knock yourself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

At 4:30am the milf next to me was snoring and dribbling on the pillow. If that’s your thing, knock yourself out

You’ve got one of those too huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast "

Me too! With an egg?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Well it worked on me, my knickers fell right off…"

•

You mean you were actually wearing some for a change??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast

Me too! With an egg?

No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast

Me too"

A mere hint of the word and we're thinking of it. Subliminal.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast

Me too! With an egg?

No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too. "

No you must have a fried egg and ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

At 4:30am the milf next to me was snoring and dribbling on the pillow. If that’s your thing, knock yourself out

You’ve got one of those too huh?

Yep. I just look at that every night and realise how lucky I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast

Me too! With an egg?

No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too.

No you must have a fried egg and ketchup

Ketchup is the work of Satan. HP Sauce is the work of Jesus.

Thank you for agreeing.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast

Me too! With an egg?

No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too.

No you must have a fried egg and ketchup

Ketchup is the work of Satan. HP Sauce is the work of Jesus.

Thank you for agreeing. "

Yes but I am the Devil incarnate

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

Am I to late to apply? Sounds delicious, sadly am not local but I think it would be worth the journey?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast

Me too! With an egg?

No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too. "

Oh with you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast

Me too! With an egg?

No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too.

No you must have a fried egg and ketchup

Ooh no ketchup!

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By *anda_manMan
over a year ago

wigan

I'll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a MILF appreciation post, and im delighted to find it become about breakfast and sleep appreciation 10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a MILF appreciation post, and im delighted to find it become about breakfast and sleep appreciation 10/10

And bacon. God I haven't had bacon in a year or more. Mmmm.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I'll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a MILF appreciation post, and im delighted to find it become about breakfast and sleep appreciation 10/10

And bacon. God I haven't had bacon in a year or more. Mmmm."

I eat bacon all the time. And pork scratchings. And butter and cream.

Why deprive yourself, dig in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a MILF.

I’d like a fuck.

Sadly, intelligence is a prerequisite for me.

So I’ll say goodbye.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Not a mum so I’m out.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I am a MILF.

I’d like a fuck.

Sadly, intelligence is a prerequisite for me.

So I’ll say goodbye."

You mean you weren’t even tempted by the fluttering eyes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a MILF appreciation post, and im delighted to find it become about breakfast and sleep appreciation 10/10

And bacon. God I haven't had bacon in a year or more. Mmmm.

I eat bacon all the time. And pork scratchings. And butter and cream.

Why deprive yourself, dig in ?"

Well the obvious reasons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

I knew it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a MILF.

I’d like a fuck.

Sadly, intelligence is a prerequisite for me.

So I’ll say goodbye.

You mean you weren’t even tempted by the fluttering eyes?!"

Well, my pants did make it halfway down my legs, before coming to my senses and yanking them back up

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I prefer the "ain't gonna suck itself" approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

I knew it!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring. "

FIFY

I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I am a MILF.

I’d like a fuck.

Sadly, intelligence is a prerequisite for me.

So I’ll say goodbye."

No, no, no please don't go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.

FIFY

I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.

I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Well it worked on me, my knickers fell right off…"

Well if that's the case I've sent all the other women to Bolton your welcome to come round and I'll even leave the door open just let yourself in. And bring your joke book with you we can have a right

Laugh .

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.

FIFY

I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.

I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous. "

Shall I assume the position for a spanking?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Its so easy for these threads to get of the subject we are all thinking about break fast .

fuck I forgot to ask hippy what she has for breakfast .

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

And another thing you deriders of this poor mans request .

He may be fooling us all and not be Mr grey but infact. But the well known

Earl Grey which would be fitting

As this has to a what are you

having for breakfast thread

He may have only offer the said MIF

'S a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.

FIFY

I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.

I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.

Shall I assume the position for a spanking?

I'll send someone over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be paraphrasing slightly but don’t they say the early bird catches the MILF?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I might be paraphrasing slightly but don’t they say the early bird catches the MILF?"

Well I've been up half the night on here and as I've said to hippy the doors open you can come too.

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Is this the right room for an argument?"

I've told you once...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Is this the right room for an argument?

I've told you once... "

There no augument here

Mr grey hasn't come back with his point of view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might be paraphrasing slightly but don’t they say the early bird catches the MILF?

Well I've been up half the night on here and as I've said to hippy the doors open you can come too."

If they’ve got rid of those average speed checks on the A1 I could be there in about 90 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

Awww 6hrs too late, damn it! His quirky profile bio had me sold too

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.

FIFY

I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.

I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.

Shall I assume the position for a spanking?

I'll send someone over

Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Missed this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

You won the thread with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

Awww 6hrs too late, damn it! His quirky profile bio had me sold too

Damn I can't see it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.

FIFY

I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.

I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.

Shall I assume the position for a spanking?

I'll send someone over

Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me!

Pink boxers eh?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

On one hand I love this thread

As I've just had a flatering tongue in cheek offer Here. Take that Mr grey . but I'm also pissed that threads I've done that thought would fly didn't . so controversy

Is the name of the game is it

lets see then any other mif gif sluts who are on route on the A1 to mine stick your thumb out for a lift .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On one hand I love this thread

As I've just had a flatering tongue in cheek offer Here. Take that Mr grey . but I'm also pissed that threads I've done that thought would fly didn't . so controversy

Is the name of the game is it

lets see then any other mif gif sluts who are on route on the A1 to mine stick your thumb out for a lift ."

Hitchhiking swingers could be a way to get around the rising cost of fuel

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Hitchhikeing swingets Well I was hoping that you be picking them on the way to mine NE.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.

FIFY

I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.

I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.

Shall I assume the position for a spanking?

I'll send someone over

Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me!

Pink boxers eh?

Yes, I wear pink to make...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hitchhikeing swingets Well I was hoping that you be picking them on the way to mine NE."

I’ll bring the 7 seater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.

FIFY

I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.

I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.

Shall I assume the position for a spanking?

I'll send someone over

Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me!

Pink boxers eh?

Yes, I wear pink to make...

Lemonade?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Hitchhikeing swingets Well I was hoping that you be picking them on the way to mine NE.

I’ll bring the 7 seater

I'll just put in an order for Viagra

Haven't need it before. But I like to be prepared .

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Damn!

Brilliant looking thread but I think I have arrived too late!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.

Please submit your results reports to me,

NickJ

Professor of milf activities,

University of Sydney

As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.

FIFY

I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.

I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.

Shall I assume the position for a spanking?

I'll send someone over

Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me!

Pink boxers eh?

Yes, I wear pink to make...

Lemonade?"

Got it in one.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If this doesn’t get them dripping like a St Bernard’s chin then I’m stumped

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"If this doesn’t get them dripping like a St Bernard’s chin then I’m stumped

I was thinking more Hooch than St Bernard.

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By *astyfella999Man
over a year ago

newcastle

My wife tells me to wear her black silky thongs in bed ??

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

Wish I was local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

Wish I was local

We’ve hired a minibus if you want a lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

Wish I was local

We’ve hired a minibus if you want a lift

Coming

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Am I too late?"

He said local unfortunately

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

Just here for the comments because this type of request leaves me dryer than The Sahara Dessert

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

[Removed by poster at 23/03/22 13:49:43]

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Any local milfs free for a fucking?

Just here for the comments because this type of request leaves me dryer than The Sahara Dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of popcorn

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"[Knickers removed in anticipation by poster at 23/03/22 14:13:43]"

Winston

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Am I too late?

He said local unfortunately

Damn

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Perhaps someone should personal

Message. Mr. Grey to check and see if he's OK . incase he been over whealmed by the women I sent over .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston"

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Snorted

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Perhaps someone should personal

Message. Mr. Grey to check and see if he's OK . incase he been over whealmed by the women I sent over ."

Good idea- after this post, I'm sure he's got more pussy than the Cat Protection League

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Snorted clunge juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Snorted clunge juice

God, did it reach all the way over there, I slimed more than I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Snorted clunge juice

God, did it reach all the way over there, I slimed more than I thought

Fucks sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Snorted clunge juice

God, did it reach all the way over there, I slimed more than I thought

Fucks sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Snorted clunge juice

God, did it reach all the way over there, I slimed more than I thought

Fucks sake!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm getting very worried over Mr

Grey he started this post at 4.30

This morning. And has not been heared from since he might be out in his private jet . but don't think so

Could some one ring the hospitals and check if he there .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting very worried over Mr

Grey he started this post at 4.30

This morning. And has not been heared from since he might be out in his private jet . but don't think so

Could some one ring the hospitals and check if he there ."

He may be on holiday... There was another thread early this morning that has disappeared.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm getting very worried over Mr

Grey he started this post at 4.30

This morning. And has not been heared from since he might be out in his private jet . but don't think so

Could some one ring the hospitals and check if he there

He may be on holiday... There was another thread early this morning

that has disappeared. "

I think its more case of disappearing. Up his own arse.

Not to be seen again lol

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

He's online now... Here's hoping for an update!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Goddammit.

I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.

Winston

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"He's online now... Here's hoping for an update!"

Well Sidney university wants to check his. Data.

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By *anda_manMan
over a year ago

wigan

Summoned like with a chalk circle on the ground surrounded by candle? "Bring onto me a Milf, come forth from the abyss and sit on my face".

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over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Goddammit.

I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.

Winston"

*sets alarm for horrible o’clock

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Goddammit.

I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.

Winston

*sets alarm for horrible o’clock "

Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......

*backs out slowly

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on for an attempt at 0430.

Who’s gonna give the depth gauge a ghost shift riding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a note out for the milkman and now I’m hoping I didn’t make a spelling error could be awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Goddammit.

I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.

Winston

*sets alarm for horrible o’clock

Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......

*backs out slowly

Winston "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He looked at my profile but didn't message

guess I'm not milf enough for him

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Goddammit.

I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.

Winston

*sets alarm for horrible o’clock

Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......

*backs out slowly

Winston

On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.

*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning

Winston

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"He looked at my profile but didn't message

guess I'm not milf enough for him

Well there opening on my after Milfgate thread.

For sexually liberated unhibited temptresses.

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over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Goddammit.

I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.

Winston

*sets alarm for horrible o’clock

Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......

*backs out slowly

Winston

On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.

*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning

Winston "

Fuuuck. Double bluff called

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"He looked at my profile but didn't message

guess I'm not milf enough for him

Aww he didn't look at mine!! Perhaps I'm nearer to a gilf....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I slept in. Sorry Milfs, no depth gauge today.

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over a year ago

"He looked at my profile but didn't message

guess I'm not milf enough for him

Aww he didn't look at mine!! Perhaps I'm nearer to a gilf....

Nor mine...

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over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Goddammit.

I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.

Winston

*sets alarm for horrible o’clock

Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......

*backs out slowly

Winston

On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.

*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning

Winston

Fuuuck. Double bluff called

Wait, what, wait........ you mean you don't have a wonderously wet and wanton wide on for my throbbing morning man muscle?

FFS.

Toime wastur.....

Winston

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over a year ago

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Goddammit.

I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.

Winston

*sets alarm for horrible o’clock

Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......

*backs out slowly

Winston

On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.

*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning

Winston

Fuuuck. Double bluff called

Wait, what, wait........ you mean you don't have a wonderously wet and wanton wide on for my throbbing morning man muscle?

FFS.

Toime wastur.....

Winston"

Turn that finger around, did you not hear me knocking

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430

*claps hands.....

Milf!!!

Winston

Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice

Goddammit.

I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.

Winston

*sets alarm for horrible o’clock

Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......

*backs out slowly

Winston

On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.

*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning

Winston

Fuuuck. Double bluff called

Wait, what, wait........ you mean you don't have a wonderously wet and wanton wide on for my throbbing morning man muscle?

FFS.

Toime wastur.....

Winston

Turn that finger around, did you not hear me knocking

Thought you'd never get here.

Had a wank.

Soz.

Winston

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