FabSwingers.com forum: Who wants it right now?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need it now who else?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've still got some left from last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seeing as I’m awake. Come n give it to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Straight I’m afraid haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute full hot load to blow

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Don't think my residents would be too impressed or my colleagues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont need it but would certainly enjoy it now

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Dont need it but would certainly enjoy it now

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I've lost my mojo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you referring to coffee?

I’m having one now, also needed it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont need it but would certainly enjoy it now

I've lost my mojo

Would you like some help getting it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee right?

Yep, just been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep?

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m going against the trend - tea for me please

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Yes if I don't get up I'm going to pee myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW."

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!"

It’s just coffee….

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Breakfast would be nice

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee…."

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

Just about to give it to myself,as we speak

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Really?

What happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Really?

What happened?

I got to dunk my biscuit in the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this."

I'll observe.

With coffee, obviously.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Really?

What happened?

I got to dunk my biscuit in the coffee

There were biscuits! You lucky man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

I'll observe.

With coffee, obviously."

This escalated far too quickly.

Too early for bumming.

Just coffee.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Really?

What happened?

I got to dunk my biscuit in the coffee

There were biscuits! You lucky man

If I get invited for coffee again Ill ask for a biscuit next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this."

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees. "

I makes the bumming easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee…."

Never. Ever. Preface the word coffee, with the word 'just'.

It's like liquid oxygen. Cups in our house are referred to as 'portable joy containers'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're offering

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I wonder how successful this kind of approach is?

They happen so many times, that maybe the OP’s of these kind of posts have got unpublished information about the success rate.

I’m thinking we need a documentary with past posters interviewed to show how well/shit their FAB career went after the post…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how successful this kind of approach is?

They happen so many times, that maybe the OP’s of these kind of posts have got unpublished information about the success rate.

I’m thinking we need a documentary with past posters interviewed to show how well/shit their FAB career went after the post…

Publicly, they’ll state that their inboxes were filled with offers. I rather suspect little research will need to be done, and it’ll be a 0% success rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

Never. Ever. Preface the word coffee, with the word 'just'.

It's like liquid oxygen. Cups in our house are referred to as 'portable joy containers'

As in just the situation, not just the drink.

Coffee is so much more than just a drink.

I’d do more for coffee than I would for people.

And animals, coffee and animals.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Two posts at once, you must be desperate!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I want it that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had it!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Tea two sugars......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

I makes the bumming easier. "

This is such a sweet pairing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

I makes the bumming easier.

This is such a sweet pairing

Bromance goals innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

I makes the bumming easier.

This is such a sweet pairing

Bromance goals innit. "

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

I makes the bumming easier.

This is such a sweet pairing

Bromance goals innit. "

It’s going better than my last one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

I makes the bumming easier.

This is such a sweet pairing

Bromance goals innit.

It’s going better than my last one."

That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

I makes the bumming easier.

This is such a sweet pairing

Bromance goals innit.

It’s going better than my last one.

That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does"

No, I mean, I do make dark jokes but no, it wasn’t intended that way, I meant my last bromance here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

I makes the bumming easier.

This is such a sweet pairing

Bromance goals innit.

It’s going better than my last one.

That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does

No, I mean, I do make dark jokes but no, it wasn’t intended that way, I meant my last bromance here.

Ah. Good. Although you do have a few and they all seem to turn sour. They even start threads about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously need a good double espresso. Maybe delivered by a sexy good. Good for the taste buds and eyes. Lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I really needed some earlier when I woke. I was really horny. But I left it alone and am now drinking some gorgeous 100% Organic Coffee.

Its a second to what I wanted originally. If someone had been next to me, I'd still be too busy to boil the kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

I makes the bumming easier.

This is such a sweet pairing

Bromance goals innit.

It’s going better than my last one.

That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does

No, I mean, I do make dark jokes but no, it wasn’t intended that way, I meant my last bromance here.

Ah. Good. Although you do have a few and they all seem to turn sour. They even start threads about you.

I noticed that.

It’s a trap.

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By *ingeninja2021Man
over a year ago

essex

lol every man does when they just woke up ..to deal with the tent they putting up heheheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.

I knew he wasn't alone!!!

It’s just coffee….

I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more

Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?

I didn’t sign up for this.

Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.

Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.

I makes the bumming easier.

This is such a sweet pairing

Bromance goals innit.

It’s going better than my last one.

That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does

No, I mean, I do make dark jokes but no, it wasn’t intended that way, I meant my last bromance here.

Ah. Good. Although you do have a few and they all seem to turn sour. They even start threads about you.

I noticed that.

It’s a trap."

Sit on your hands

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

in the spirit of this thread, i need a woman to come round, ride me till i cum, dont care if they do or not, then she can do the washing up and the hoovering before letting them self out while i snooze, see im a catch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two posts at once, you must be desperate!"

I think he ‘wants it now’

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I think he has gone to sleep his mum maybe told him off

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I want it that way. "

Tell me why!

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Ooh, yes please!

Milk and 2 sugars in mine. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you referring to coffee?

I’m having one now, also needed it!!

According to the word on the street he was trying to get rid of 2 bottles of semi skimmed he stole off a doorstep in Walsall

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