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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On a wednesday afternoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a wednesday afternoon?

"

Yes Jim I would and I'm sure you would love it x

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By *reyja78TV/TS
over a year ago

Northampton

I certainly would x

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Never heard of felch before

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Take him by surprise

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Never heard of felch before "

I'm with you waiting to be enlightened

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Never heard of felch before

I'm with you waiting to be enlightened"

You might need to take a seat. That would reduce the chances of felching though.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Never heard of felch before

I'm with you waiting to be enlightened

You might need to take a seat. That would reduce the chances of

felching though. "

Then don't enlighten me I'll give the thread a miss if its not nice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"On a wednesday afternoon?

"

Omg Jim just found out what it means. Arnt you brushing(fab won't let me put in the right word ) the bottom of the barrel. With this thread. Pun intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think about the planet hope your using paper straws lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No..not on a Wednesday or ever..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a wednesday afternoon?

Omg Jim just found out what it means. Arnt you brushing(fab won't let me put in the right word ) the bottom of the barrel. With this thread. Pun intended."

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Another thing. Don't you point your

Finger at me just because your threads are beating mine in the number of contributions you've been on forums longer .

Why didn't people go for my what have you miss placed thread .

Help me Jim o wise one .

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Just notice we are neck and neck with 13 each on our threads this morning dam I've put you head by posting this .doh .

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

With a nice fresh creamy filling, definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feels more like a Tuesday thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feels more like a Tuesday thing."

See you next Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno what it is so il say no its usually not a good thing if i have to go to google from here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dunno what it is so il say no its usually not a good thing if i have to go to google from here "

You're a wise man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno what it is so il say no its usually not a good thing if i have to go to google from here

You're a wise man."

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t make me Google felch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t make me Google felch "

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone "

no iv got a jizphobia cant even eat white sauces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone "

You had me at anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

You had me at anus "

I feel I should have stopped reading at that point too

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

You had me at anus "

Hell yes. Isn’t Felch the new Slovakian left back.

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

I had to Google ??

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Somethings in life are just a no, without trying it.

This is one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

You had me at anus

Hell yes. Isn’t Felch the new Slovakian left back. "

I thought he was the caretaker at Hogwarts

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

You had me at anus

Hell yes. Isn’t Felch the new Slovakian left back.

I thought he was the caretaker at Hogwarts "

That’s his uncle that used to play for Hartlepools Utd.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

You had me at anus "

The definition I found mentioned using a straw, funnel or other receptacle.

No, just fuckin no.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No but I’d sniff their bike seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

You had me at anus

The definition I found mentioned using a straw, funnel or other receptacle.

No, just fuckin no. "

Ooooo other receptacle. Now I’m intrigued

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

But then again.others might like it so I'm saying nothing. Don't want to be accused of kink shaming x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But then again.others might like it so I'm saying nothing. Don't want to be accused of kink shaming x"

Pass my receptacle

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By *ralfun500Man
over a year ago

Glemsford

I most certainly would.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

You had me at anus

The definition I found mentioned using a straw, funnel or other receptacle.

No, just fuckin no.

Ooooo other receptacle. Now I’m intrigued "

I clicked on the hyperlink and all it said was receive back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

You had me at anus

The definition I found mentioned using a straw, funnel or other receptacle.

No, just fuckin no.

Ooooo other receptacle. Now I’m intrigued

I clicked on the hyperlink and all it said was receive back. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone "

According to Urban Dicktionary Felching was invented in 1980 by a West ham fan called Malcolm Brown aka (mouthy brown).

He also invented the Cadbury's Cream Egg and wrote the hit single

-I'm forever blowing bubbles-.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t make me Google felch

“to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; specifically to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus”

And no I wouldn’t do that to anyone

According to Urban Dicktionary Felching was invented in 1980 by a West ham fan called Malcolm Brown aka (mouthy brown).

He also invented the Cadbury's Cream Egg and wrote the hit single

-I'm forever blowing bubbles-.

"

Hahahaha.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No but I’d just look in the hole

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd fist that extravaganza

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd fist that extravaganza and stick my head up there. "

Blimey.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

First time for everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a wednesday afternoon?

"

Crikey Jimbo wtf and I thought I was a weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a wednesday afternoon?

Crikey Jimbo wtf and I thought I was a weirdo "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXBR96Z8_e8

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Absolutely! Who's putting it up there though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolutely! Who's putting it up there though?"

Good question.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Absolutely! Who's putting it up there though?

Good question."

nope

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Absolutely! Who's putting it up there though?

Good question.nope "

Nominate.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Absolutely! Who's putting it up there though?

Good question.nope

Nominate."

what

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolutely! Who's putting it up there though?

Good question.nope

Nominate."

Lib.

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Kirkwall


"Absolutely! Who's putting it up there though?

Good question.nope

Nominate.

Lib."

that would bring a tear to a glass eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this involve compost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this involve chocolate compote?"

Yes it does

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Can’t believe this hasn’t filled up yet.

As it’s Saturday and he’s a fab fella I’ll say yes for the hell of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then for a pack of custard creams.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"Go on then for a pack of custard creams. "

I knew you came back here for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo but please avoid corn on the cob for a few hours as there's nothing worse than a straw blocked with sweet corn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t believe this hasn’t filled up yet.

As it’s Saturday and he’s a fab fella I’ll say yes for the hell of it "

Wohoooooooooooooo

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Whoever posts below me do littlemissswitch.

She deserves a felching too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungrily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoever posts below me do littlemissswitch.

She deserves a felching too "

Both at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s putting it up there for me ? That’s the question.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"Who’s putting it up there for me ? That’s the question. "

This escalated quickly! Flip a coin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love sprouts. They have a nutty taste.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I love nuts. They have a sprouty taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love nuts. They have a sprouty taste. "

I sprout nuts. They taste of love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love nuts. They have a sprouty taste.

I sprout nuts. They taste of love"

In like protein.

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Sounds like fun

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Why not

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If there was nothing left in the fridge

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"If there was nothing left in the fridge "

While he's searching the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open up, I'm going in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"If there was nothing left in the fridge

While he's searching the fridge "

You like cold felching?

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"If there was nothing left in the fridge

While he's searching the fridge

You like cold felching? "

whose fridge mine or yours lol

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