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"Hey Ash" Hey Lois....congrats on being first poster tonight... Your prize is a packet of hob nobs... 
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"Hello. I'm second "I haven't firstfaced in a long time. Of course in the eyes of Ash you are firstface, and bestface | |||
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"Hey Ash Hey Lois....congrats on being first poster tonight... Your prize is a packet of hob nobs...
How was your day?.... "Thanks Ash, strange times at the moment at our house,so an odd day. We got through it so you cannot ask for much more. | |||
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"Hello. I'm second
I haven't firstfaced in a long time.
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"Good Tuesday LorAsh and the nocturnals." Good evening _harif.....did you enjoy the lovely sunshine today?... | |||
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"Evening Ash hows things?" Evening Rikke...I'm recovering from my journey across London on the tube in rush hour...I'm glad I don't have to do that every day! I hope you've had a good one.... | |||
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"Hey Ash Hey Lois....congrats on being first poster tonight... Your prize is a packet of hob nobs...
How was your day?....
Thanks Ash, strange times at the moment at our house,so an odd day. We got through it so you cannot ask for much more. "Well done for getting through it..as they say tomorrow is another day.... | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all" Good evening Spud...How's things going in MK tonight?..... | |||
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"Where is everybody!  "Seeing if they smell of wee?....  | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all Good evening Spud...How's things going in MK tonight?..... "I havn't heard sirens, so not too bad tonight | |||
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Seeing if they smell of wee?.... "This is probably true. | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all Good evening Spud...How's things going in MK tonight?.....
I havn't heard sirens, so not too bad tonight "Always a good sign. | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all Good evening Spud...How's things going in MK tonight?.....
I havn't heard sirens, so not too bad tonight "I hope it stays that way for you the rest of the night.... | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album...." I did not know that. | |||
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"Today is William Shatner who played Captain Kirk on Star Treks birthday...He is 91 years old.... "Wow did not know he was that old quite the life!!! | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album...." Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... | |||
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"Today is William Shatner who played Captain Kirk on Star Treks birthday...He is 91 years old....
Wow did not know he was that old quite the life!!!"Yes he was 90 when he went into space a couple of months ago. | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there..." I did not know that actually has a beatles song ever been in a bond movie thats the real question? | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... I did not know that. " The album was called please please me and spent 30 weeks at the top of the charts which was a record back then... | |||
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"Today is William Shatner who played Captain Kirk on Star Treks birthday...He is 91 years old....
Wow did not know he was that old quite the life!!!
Yes he was 90 when he went into space a couple of months ago. "Oh yes I remember that utterly incredible,Heard a lot about what is involved in going up to space so all respect to him. hope to be like that when I’m 90 | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... I did not know that actually has a beatles song ever been in a bond movie thats the real question?" 99.99% certain that's a no. | |||
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Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... I did not know that. The album was called please please me and spent 30 weeks at the top of the charts which was a record back then... "What was unheard of previously was that 8 of the tracks on it were originals and not covers. The standard at the time was 2 or 3 originals. | |||
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"Today is William Shatner who played Captain Kirk on Star Treks birthday...He is 91 years old....
Wow did not know he was that old quite the life!!!"He sure has!...I think he even went into space for real not long ago.... | |||
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"Good evening Ash and nocturnal owls
Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing "• FFS KC² !! I just did my evening roll call and you missed it by a picosecond. Solitary confinement for you. | |||
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"Good evening Ash and nocturnal owls
Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing "Look at me here at a KCs sort of hour. Where are you watching these? I fancy a bit of that. The comparisons with Stalin are not unwarranted. I should imagine he is a hero of Putin's. | |||
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"Good evening Ash and nocturnal owls
Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing "Oh lung dissection sounds like fun 3 guys fainted when we did it. Oh yes very interesting especially post-soviet Russia and the struggles of identity it had.Shame it ended this way though.Especially the erosion of any dissent over the years. | |||
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"Did you know on this day 2022 Nero turned MoonGreyCat's profile upside-down and he was 4' 6" in height. That's a subspace anomaly." Make it so number one | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there..." Good evening Cat... I had no idea...that was a great fact! | |||
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"Good evening Ash and nocturnal owls
Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing
Look at me here at a KCs sort of hour. Where are you watching these? I fancy a bit of that. The comparisons with Stalin are not unwarranted. I should imagine he is a hero of Putin's."It's on the iPlayer. There's 4 episodes, I've watched two and will watch the rest another day now. I'm not so sure on Stalin - Mr Putin is not a Communist... | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... Good evening Cat... I had no idea...that was a great fact!" May even be the same day, but I cba to check. How are you Ash? Enjoying your last days of living in sin?
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FFS KC² !! I just did my evening roll call and you missed it by a picosecond. Solitary confinement for you."*Thumbs nose at Nerø  * | |||
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"Guud Evening Åsh___! I hope your Sunday-Fündåy was the Bestday! I'm getting ready for bed but I'm too lazy to get off my sofa. g°°d ève to: TheCounterfeitLØIS ¹stPrizê, LØrna, sHåRIF, RikKeSeVernHeavén, TheMyTee-Spúd, DonnyMoDominø, m°°NGreyKittyInTheHat... "Good evening Nero!...it certainly was and it was lovely to see you... | |||
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"Good evening Ash and nocturnal owls
Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing
Look at me here at a KCs sort of hour. Where are you watching these? I fancy a bit of that. The comparisons with Stalin are not unwarranted. I should imagine he is a hero of Putin's.
It's on the iPlayer. There's 4 episodes, I've watched two and will watch the rest another day now. I'm not so sure on Stalin - Mr Putin is not a Communist..."Nor was Stalin! Not in my book. He was a ruthless murderer who killed dissent, his enemies and even his allies if they dared question him. Those are the comparisons I mean. | |||
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"Good evening Ash and nocturnal owls
Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing
Look at me here at a KCs sort of hour. Where are you watching these? I fancy a bit of that. The comparisons with Stalin are not unwarranted. I should imagine he is a hero of Putin's.
It's on the iPlayer. There's 4 episodes, I've watched two and will watch the rest another day now. I'm not so sure on Stalin - Mr Putin is not a Communist...
Nor was Stalin! Not in my book. He was a ruthless murderer who killed dissent, his enemies and even his allies if they dared question him. Those are the comparisons I mean."• Nikita Khrushchev even went as far as deploying his de-Stalinisation programme. Not that Khrushchev was any better. | |||
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"Good evening Ash and nocturnal owls
Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing
Look at me here at a KCs sort of hour. Where are you watching these? I fancy a bit of that. The comparisons with Stalin are not unwarranted. I should imagine he is a hero of Putin's.
It's on the iPlayer. There's 4 episodes, I've watched two and will watch the rest another day now. I'm not so sure on Stalin - Mr Putin is not a Communist..."Agree pretty sure he's had actual communists and Socialists killed like most regimes friendly with Russia today.Would compare him more to Alexander the third(Russian not Scottish).Do think that Stalin is seen more as an emperor within Russia now rather than a communist. Think we make a false comparison due to western communists and Socialists which have had big splits internally over the years about having loyalty to Russia and China. Series sounds interesting and will give a watch | |||
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"Good Tuesday LorAsh and the nocturnals. Good evening _harif.....did you enjoy the lovely sunshine today?... "It was a rather lovely day wasn't it. I'm looking forward to tomorrows weather. | |||
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"Good evening Ash and nocturnal owls
Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing
Look at me here at a KCs sort of hour. Where are you watching these? I fancy a bit of that. The comparisons with Stalin are not unwarranted. I should imagine he is a hero of Putin's.
It's on the iPlayer. There's 4 episodes, I've watched two and will watch the rest another day now. I'm not so sure on Stalin - Mr Putin is not a Communist...
Nor was Stalin! Not in my book. He was a ruthless murderer who killed dissent, his enemies and even his allies if they dared question him. Those are the comparisons I mean.
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Nikita Khrushchev even went as far as deploying his de-Stalinisation programme. Not that Khrushchev was any better."Kruschev was an actual communist by the looks. At the least I know he didn't want to fund the moon programme because "I have a nation of people to feed, let the Americans do it". | |||
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"Good evening Ash and nocturnal owls
Today has been a teaching sort of day. I'm going to do a lung dissection next week.
I'm watching some programmes about the history of the Putin regime since the early 2000s. Very interesting/disturbing "Good evening Mrs KC...Good luck next week | |||
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Evening, Princess  "I like your hair, it's very curly. | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there..." At least one of those was enjoyable | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... At least one of those was enjoyable "Shut it, you. | |||
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"Hello nocturnal people
Hi "Hello cat person! Thanks for the advice earlier I’m going to have a look tomorrow | |||
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"Good evening
Evening, Princess
I like your hair, it's very curly. "Why thank you. (Bows and doffs cap) | |||
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"Hello nocturnal people
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Hello cat person! Thanks for the advice earlier I’m going to have a look tomorrow "I assumed you wanted something to shove in your pocket or bag. I realised later you might"ve wanted something more substantial. | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... At least one of those was enjoyable
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... At least one of those was enjoyable
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"Guud Evening Åsh___! I hope your Sunday-Fündåy was the Bestday! I'm getting ready for bed but I'm too lazy to get off my sofa. g°°d ève to: TheCounterfeitLØIS ¹stPrizê, LØrna, sHåRIF, RikKeSeVernHeavén, TheMyTee-Spúd, DonnyMoDominø, m°°NGreyKittyInTheHat... "• • In addendum to the late folk, the following also get a mention (I'm nice like that): LådyBugz, PrinçessPuddleAbÇ, RêdVelociraptor, HeDrewAbike and NørteeButtsAreNice .... Oh and KC² (jailbird). | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... At least one of those was enjoyable
Shut it, you.
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"Hello nocturnal people
Hi
Hello cat person! Thanks for the advice earlier I’m going to have a look tomorrow
I assumed you wanted something to shove in your pocket or bag. I realised later you might"ve wanted something more substantial."Not decided yet. All options are good | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... At least one of those was enjoyable
Shut it, you.
I'm getting a crew together to do the Abbey Road crossing photo. You wanna be John?"
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... At least one of those was enjoyable
Shut it, you.
I'm getting a crew together to do the Abbey Road crossing photo. You wanna be John?
At least you didn't say McCartney. He's a total twat "You're a total twat. | |||
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"Guud Evening Åsh___! I hope your Sunday-Fündåy was the Bestday! I'm getting ready for bed but I'm too lazy to get off my sofa. g°°d ève to: TheCounterfeitLØIS ¹stPrizê, LØrna, sHåRIF, RikKeSeVernHeavén, TheMyTee-Spúd, DonnyMoDominø, m°°NGreyKittyInTheHat...
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LådyBugz, PrinçessPuddleAbÇ, RêdVelociraptor, HeDrewAbike and NørteeButtsAreNice .... Oh and KC² (jailbird)."I'm late and I'm also sleepy
You're a delight | |||
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"Guud Evening Åsh___! I hope your Sunday-Fündåy was the Bestday! I'm getting ready for bed but I'm too lazy to get off my sofa. g°°d ève to: TheCounterfeitLØIS ¹stPrizê, LØrna, sHåRIF, RikKeSeVernHeavén, TheMyTee-Spúd, DonnyMoDominø, m°°NGreyKittyInTheHat...
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LådyBugz, PrinçessPuddleAbÇ, RêdVelociraptor, HeDrewAbike and NørteeButtsAreNice .... Oh and KC² (jailbird).
I'm late and I'm also sleepy
You're a delight "Good evening princess,Youre a delight to me Sweet dreams | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it." • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..!" | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... At least one of those was enjoyable
Shut it, you.
I'm getting a crew together to do the Abbey Road crossing photo. You wanna be John?
At least you didn't say McCartney. He's a total twat
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..!" Coming over 'ere, promoting other threads...  | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! Coming over 'ere, promoting other threads... "I know. | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... At least one of those was enjoyable
Shut it, you.
I'm getting a crew together to do the Abbey Road crossing photo. You wanna be John?
At least you didn't say McCartney. He's a total twat
You're a total twat.
You love me really "he loves you yeah, yeah, yeah... | |||
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"On this day in 1963 The Beatles released their first album.... Evening Ash! Did you know the first Beatles single and the first bond film were released in the same week? Some classic British iconography right there... At least one of those was enjoyable
Shut it, you.
I'm getting a crew together to do the Abbey Road crossing photo. You wanna be John?
At least you didn't say McCartney. He's a total twat
You're a total twat.
You love me really
he loves you yeah, yeah, yeah..."I walked into that  | |||
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"ASH! JIM!!!!! RICKKEEEY!" Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! Coming over 'ere, promoting other threads... "• Innit just! | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..!" Jim's penis is actually a complex listening device. He has a direct line to President Zelenzkyy; The Pope and David Beckham with it *nods* | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! Jim's penis is actually a complex listening device. He has a direct line to President Zelenzkyy; The Pope and David Beckham with it *nods*" That's right. It's known as the red penis link... | |||
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"Hello Ash. How we all doing? X " Hello Red.....I hope you had a fab day x | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! Jim's penis is actually a complex listening device. He has a direct line to President Zelenzkyy; The Pope and David Beckham with it *nods* That's right. It's known as the red penis link..." I thought Red Penis is what you got after a ³some in Wetherspoons before fully understanding the complex nature of Jim's device. | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! Jim's penis is actually a complex listening device. He has a direct line to President Zelenzkyy; The Pope and David Beckham with it *nods*" • I thought he was just a plain and simple CØCK.  | |||
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"ASH!" Good evening brother Jim.... | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! Jim's penis is actually a complex listening device. He has a direct line to President Zelenzkyy; The Pope and David Beckham with it *nods* That's right. It's known as the red penis link... I thought Red Penis is what you got after a ³some in Wetherspoons before fully understanding the complex nature of Jim's device. " You can get ointment for that. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Jim et al. I've just booted some mates out, now I'm all yours "Alreeeet Ace....how hard did you boot them?... | |||
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"Good evening. Today was my 2nd day back to work after a holiday. I'm certain that sitting on a beach is better than deleting emails! This evening has been a beer drinking, fab foruming kinda night" Good evening DC....Where did you go on holiday and did you have a great time? | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! Jim's penis is actually a complex listening device. He has a direct line to President Zelenzkyy; The Pope and David Beckham with it *nods* That's right. It's known as the red penis link... I thought Red Penis is what you got after a ³some in Wetherspoons before fully understanding the complex nature of Jim's device. " Or is it just a penis for Red?  | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! Jim's penis is actually a complex listening device. He has a direct line to President Zelenzkyy; The Pope and David Beckham with it *nods* That's right. It's known as the red penis link... I thought Red Penis is what you got after a ³some in Wetherspoons before fully understanding the complex nature of Jim's device. Or is it just a penis for Red? "Do you want Jim's listening penis? | |||
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"Hello Ash. How we all doing? X Hello Red.....I hope you had a fab day x" Ah, not bad for a Tuesday, Ash. It's been a week since I had chocolate. If I don't lose a stone tomorrow at Fat Club, I'll be incandescent with rage | |||
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"There's a photo love bomb thread. It would be great to see some noccers on it. • You mention sit-down wee and löök who turns up..! Jim's penis is actually a complex listening device. He has a direct line to President Zelenzkyy; The Pope and David Beckham with it *nods* That's right. It's known as the red penis link... I thought Red Penis is what you got after a ³some in Wetherspoons before fully understanding the complex nature of Jim's device. Or is it just a penis for Red?
Do you want Jim's listening penis?"Not again, KC. I'm just about walking straight again | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Jim et al. I've just booted some mates out, now I'm all yours
Alreeeet Ace....how hard did you boot them?... "Not hard enough obviously, cos one of them has just come back | |||
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"Hello Ash. How we all doing? X Hello Red.....I hope you had a fab day x Ah, not bad for a Tuesday, Ash. It's been a week since I had chocolate. If I don't lose a stone tomorrow at Fat Club, I'll be incandescent with rage "Well done for going one week without chocolate and good luck at the weigh in tomorrow | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx" All the better for seeing you lol | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx All the better for seeing you lol "Doubt that! | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx" Good evening SB.....I hope you've had a good night.... | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Jim et al. I've just booted some mates out, now I'm all yours
Alreeeet Ace....how hard did you boot them?...
Not hard enough obviously, cos one of them has just come back "Clearly not! | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx All the better for seeing you lol
Doubt that! "Well thats a swift kick to the golden globes | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx Good evening SB.....I hope you've had a good night.... "Indeed I have, it’s involved wine though! | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx All the better for seeing you lol
Doubt that!
Well thats a swift kick to the golden globes "Whatever do you mean?  | |||
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"Hi all " Good evening jaybrid.....hope all is well.... | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx All the better for seeing you lol
Doubt that!
Well thats a swift kick to the golden globes
Whatever do you mean? "You should never doubt your power to create a smile....moreso in a nursey uniform | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx All the better for seeing you lol
Doubt that!
Well thats a swift kick to the golden globes "If they're golden, you might want to consult a doctor. Or step away from the nuclear reactor | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx All the better for seeing you lol
Doubt that!
Well thats a swift kick to the golden globes
If they're golden, you might want to consult a doctor. Or step away from the nuclear reactor "The ointment for golden balls is not the same as the one for red penis. Its important not to get the two confused. | |||
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"Good evening one and all xx" Good evening withdelight....I hope you had a lovely day.... | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx All the better for seeing you lol
Doubt that!
Well thats a swift kick to the golden globes
If they're golden, you might want to consult a doctor. Or step away from the nuclear reactor " | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx All the better for seeing you lol
Doubt that!
Well thats a swift kick to the golden globes
If they're golden, you might want to consult a doctor. Or step away from the nuclear reactor
The ointment for golden balls is not the same as the one for red penis. Its important not to get the two confused."Very important. Getting them confused just results in a shiny knob-end | |||
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"Hey how is everyone doing? Xx All the better for seeing you lol
Doubt that!
Well thats a swift kick to the golden globes
If they're golden, you might want to consult a doctor. Or step away from the nuclear reactor
The ointment for golden balls is not the same as the one for red penis. Its important not to get the two confused.
Very important. Getting them confused just results in a shiny knob-end "I best ask nursey to apply for me then | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused "Distaste is when you get Red Penis ointment squirted in your mouth  | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Distaste is when you get Red Penis ointment squirted in your mouth " | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused "You have no need to be sorry | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Distaste is when you get Red Penis ointment squirted in your mouth
"^^^He's got it in his mouth | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused "Well well well | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Distaste is when you get Red Penis ointment squirted in your mouth
^^^He's got it in his mouth "Send help  | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Well well well "How are you? Long time!! | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Distaste is when you get Red Penis ointment squirted in your mouth
^^^He's got it in his mouth
Send help "I'm going to sleep now | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Distaste is when you get Red Penis ointment squirted in your mouth
^^^He's got it in his mouth
Send help
I'm going to sleep now "Sod ya then. Na night | |||
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how are all you fabulous people doing? im laying in bed squinting at my screen, can't sleep right because I got welders flash from work so hope the forms good and there's criac to keep me occupied a while! | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Well well well
How are you? Long time!!"All the better for seeing you
I'm all good,you? where the devil have ya been? | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Well well well
How are you? Long time!!
All the better for seeing you
I'm all good,you? where the devil have ya been?"I was in a relationship for 2 years but that ended in august so I came back! Sent you a friend request x | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused "Are you causing trouble?! | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Are you causing trouble?!"Always!! | |||
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"Good eveeeening all how are all you fabulous people doing? im laying in bed squinting at my screen, can't sleep right because I got welders flash from work so hope the forms good and there's criac to keep me occupied a while! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TD. I haven't heard of welders flash. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense by the way. Smileyface | |||
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"I’m sorry for any distaste caused
Are you causing trouble?!
Always!! " | |||
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"Hey, Sexy. x" Hey to you too Jimbob | |||
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"Hey, Sexy. x Hey to you too Jimbob "I'm just about to do you. | |||
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"Good eveeeening all how are all you fabulous people doing? im laying in bed squinting at my screen, can't sleep right because I got welders flash from work so hope the forms good and there's criac to keep me occupied a while!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TD. I haven't heard of welders flash. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense by the way. Smileyface"Ahh its a pain in the eyeballs jimbo, like having invisible sand in you eyes that you can't rinse or rub out, the uv light givin off from welding burns the surface of eyes ( same reason for the googly glasses in sunbeds!) could of teabags over the peepers overnight cures it ready for annother day lol | |||
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"Good eveeeening all how are all you fabulous people doing? im laying in bed squinting at my screen, can't sleep right because I got welders flash from work so hope the forms good and there's criac to keep me occupied a while!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TD. I haven't heard of welders flash. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense by the way. Smileyface
Ahh its a pain in the eyeballs jimbo, like having invisible sand in you eyes that you can't rinse or rub out, the uv light givin off from welding burns the surface of eyes ( same reason for the googly glasses in sunbeds!) could of teabags over the peepers overnight cures it ready for annother day lol "Oh man, that sounds awful. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, sHaRiF. Smileyface" I just love it when you do me | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, sHaRiF. Smileyface I just love it when you do me " | |||
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first times always the worst lol least it only lasts a night of i could just be going blind from too much tugging as the tale goes | |||
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"Like everything else first times always the worst lol least it only lasts a night of i could just be going blind from too much tugging as the tale goes " | |||
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"On this day 2011 we lost Elizabeth Taylor.  " | |||
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"On this day 2011 we lost Elizabeth Taylor. "*nods* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cali. | |||
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