FabSwingers.com forum: I think you smell of wee

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I'm talking to you!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Who? Me? How rude

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's the

tray

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Can I have a richtea biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Who? Me? How rude

Is it rude if it's true?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Yeah probably, it would explain a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Who? Me? How rude

I told you to pull down your pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the

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Thats what they all say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Can I have a richtea biscuit? "

Absolutely not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That may be so, but you smell of ITV.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah probably, it would explain a lot"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Who? Me? How rude

I told you to pull down your pants "

Well.....I would, but you took them

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s for all the pee play lovers. I’m warming them up.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's the juices from my squirtfest earlier, not wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Who? Me? How rude

I told you to pull down your pants

Well.....I would, but you took them

Oh yes

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"That may be so, but you smell of ITV."

What time is that on? After The Chase?

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

I have a pissy cat!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That may be so, but you smell of ITV."

I do love a bit of the chase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I was just with someone who served me a milky tea. Must've stayed on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That may be so, but you smell of ITV.

What time is that on? After The Chase?"

Ask Lorna, it's the only channel she watches.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Who? Me? How rude

I told you to pull down your pants

Well.....I would, but you took them

Oh yes

As we're both naked, shall we dance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s for all the pee play lovers. I’m warming them up."

Good deed done then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the juices from my squirtfest earlier, not wee.

Nah its definitely wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Who? Me? How rude

I told you to pull down your pants

Well.....I would, but you took them

Oh yes

As we're both naked, shall we dance?

Why not

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I have had 4 kids you know

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Can I have a richtea biscuit?

Absolutely not!

That's no way to treat your elders

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Who? Me? How rude

I told you to pull down your pants

Well.....I would, but you took them

Oh yes

As we're both naked, shall we dance?

Why not

Yay! Waltz to the bedroom

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP are you on your honeymoon and bored?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP are you on your honeymoon and bored?

Nope not married yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'm talking to you!

Well I did ask you not to piss on me.

Pfft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have had 4 kids you know

Then I will let you off and send you a box of tenna lady.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"OP are you on your honeymoon and bored?

Nope not married yet.

I hope future hubby doesn't smell of wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP are you on your honeymoon and bored?

Nope not married yet.

I hope future hubby doesn't smell of wee

He does, you all do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry its the new aftershave

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"I have had 4 kids you know

Then I will let you off and send you a box of tenna lady.

Any donations welcome

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"OP are you on your honeymoon and bored?

Nope not married yet.

I hope future hubby doesn't smell of wee

He does, you all do!

I thought it was CK one. Oh well, pishy breeks it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darn it. I thought my knickers would be ok for one more day if I turned them inside out.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"OP are you on your honeymoon and bored?

Nope not married yet.

Darn I've forgotten the date, but I can compute it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's now called squirting

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Darn it. I thought my knickers would be ok for one more day if I turned them inside out."

Told you not to leave them behind the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you expect at my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darn it. I thought my knickers would be ok for one more day if I turned them inside out."

That would depend on if you’d already done them back to front too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's now called squirting "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's now called squirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's now called a squirrel "
they do smell but i blame the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only keeping my wetsuit warm. Yes, I’m aware I’m on my sofa not in a lake….

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oops, sorry

I got a little too excited when I started flirting with Wonko on his flirting thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was only keeping my wetsuit warm. Yes, I’m aware I’m on my sofa not in a lake…."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.

I remember why I left.

Bye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.

I remember why I left.

Bye

It wasn't passive aggressive this is meant to be a fun thread sorry you didn't take it that way.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.

I remember why I left.

Bye

It wasn't passive aggressive this is meant to be a fun thread sorry you didn't take it that way. "

It's the overwhelming stench of stale piss has repulsed him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was only keeping my wetsuit warm. Yes, I’m aware I’m on my sofa not in a lake…."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.

I remember why I left.

Bye

It wasn't passive aggressive this is meant to be a fun thread sorry you didn't take it that way.

It's the overwhelming stench of stale piss has repulsed him

I didn't say it was stale I'm not suggesting you are all Mingers it's probably rather fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna

What!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.

I remember why I left.

Bye

It wasn't passive aggressive this is meant to be a fun thread sorry you didn't take it that way.

It's the overwhelming stench of stale piss has repulsed him

I didn't say it was stale I'm not suggesting you are all Mingers it's probably rather fresh.

Are you gargling with it? Is it that kind of party?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.

I remember why I left.

Bye

Thanks for dropping by , see you in another 5

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Great to see after fifteen seconds of the lounge the passive aggressive eyerole emoji makes an immediate appearance after literally five years not being here.

I remember why I left.

Bye

Emojis can upset fragile people

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm fresh out the bath so it isn't me maybe another poster is to blame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's now called squirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna

What!

You promise you wouldn’t tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fresh out the bath so it isn't me maybe another poster is to blame."

Are you sure the cat didn't pay in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's now called squirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna

What!

You promise you wouldn’t tell anyone

Well I did keep my promise and didn't tell anyone but you have just outed yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna

What!

You promise you wouldn’t tell anyone

Well I did keep my promise and didn't tell anyone but you have just outed yourself.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'm fresh out the bath so it isn't me maybe another poster is to blame."

Put some clothes on then instead if flaunting your perfectly formed breasts and legs around the place

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

It's my new fragrance.... eau de old lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean probably I am in to watersports

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fresh out the bath so it isn't me maybe another poster is to blame.

Put some clothes on then instead if flaunting your perfectly formed breasts and legs around the place

I think it's cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's my new fragrance.... eau de old lady

That's definitely a best seller.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"It's my new fragrance.... eau de old lady

That's definitely a best seller.

Better than rose water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my new fragrance.... eau de old lady

That's definitely a best seller.

Better than rose water

and old spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"It's my new fragrance.... eau de old lady

That's definitely a best seller.

Better than rose water

and old spice"

You east coast fellas are to classy for me. Hi-Karate is the fragrance of choice over here.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"It's my new fragrance.... eau de old lady

That's definitely a best seller.

Better than rose water

and old spice"

The smell of my father

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells."

Better than Brut smells and sounds for that matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells.

Better than Brut smells and sounds for that matter.

I reckon Brut smells and sounds like the 80s. Like findus crispy pancakes and Hall and oates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells.

Better than Brut smells and sounds for that matter.

I reckon Brut smells and sounds like the 80s. Like findus crispy pancakes and Hall and oates."

Can you still get crispy pancakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells.

Better than Brut smells and sounds for that matter.

I reckon Brut smells and sounds like the 80s. Like findus crispy pancakes and Hall and oates.

Can you still get crispy pancakes?"

I bought a pack about 5 or 10 years ago in a fit of reminiscing how good they tasted when I was a kid. WRONG! They're plastic and awful. What was I thinking.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll have you know I shake and wipe and shake again just in case

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Eau de Vieille Homme sounds better than it smells.

Better than Brut smells and sounds for that matter.

I reckon Brut smells and sounds like the 80s. Like findus crispy pancakes and Hall and oates.

Can you still get crispy pancakes?"

From Iceland x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have you know I shake and wipe and shake again just in case

Yes but do you wash?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll have you know I shake and wipe and shake again just in case

Yes but do you wash?

I think I have enough shower pics to answer that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offtt I've smelt a few wiffy willies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have you know I shake and wipe and shake again just in case

Yes but do you wash?

I think I have enough shower pics to answer that

But how do we know you don't just stand under the water and not actually wash?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Offtt I've smelt a few wiffy willies

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll have you know I shake and wipe and shake again just in case

Yes but do you wash?

I think I have enough shower pics to answer that

But how do we know you don't just stand under the water and not actually wash?"

I have verifications saying how good I smell and that would be pointless getting wet for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offtt I've smelt a few wiffy willies

I have smelt some that smell like a hamsters cage..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Offtt I've smelt a few wiffy willies

I have smelt some that smell like a hamsters cage..

Carbolic for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'm talking to you!

That’ll be my stoma leaking again

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Offtt I've smelt a few wiffy willies

I have smelt some that smell like a hamsters cage..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone got a willie that smells like palma violets

Asking for a friend

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Has anyone got a willie that smells like palma violets

Asking for a friend

That's just gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone got a willie that smells like palma violets

Asking for a friend

That's just gross

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Has anyone got a willie that smells like palma violets

Asking for a friend

I'll arrange it for the social

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Has anyone got a willie that smells like palma violets

Asking for a friend

That's just gross

If you'd said opal fruits, I'd be right on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only cause I am wearing your knickers....

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