FabSwingers.com forum: If your dog had pockets

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What would you find in its pockets. Good sunny evening everyone . Sunny smiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking tufts of shedded hair

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma last Border Collie was a Houdini kleptomaniac and brought all manner of shit back, bicycle pump, jar of fishing bait, kid's toys, clothes, wellington boot. I managed to suss out where most of it had come from and made him take it back, but I never did find out where the garden gnome came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my dog had pockets he’d be a pool table

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Plants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tennis ball, another tennis ball, and a tennis ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely anything and everything a dog should not have.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Chicken bones he's found on the street!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Scooby snacks... just in case

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Chicken and some sort of chocolate he has pinched off someone .

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sticks, teddy bear stuffing, wrappers, cat toys.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A ball. A treat. A chew bone. A bit of a twig. A lead.

They’d have deep pockets

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Food, loads of food, and squeakies he's chewed out of squeaky toys.

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By *elinefineWoman
over a year ago

kempston

Carrots she stole off the horses probably….. She is so blatant about it too!! Good job my horse is an absolute saint with her….

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Loads of twigs and some stolen knickers…

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Chocolate hobnobs

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Rottie: flowers, grass, more flowers, squirrels and other assorted new friends.

Lhasa apso: 3 day old leftover chips from the football, broken glass, stones, sticks, the remains of any human/dog/cyclist/bus unfortunate enough to cross his path....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads of twigs and some stolen knickers… "

Exactly the same as my pockets.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"What would you find in its pockets. Good sunny evening everyone . Sunny smiles

Obviously you put its own shit collecting bags in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this thread was about my kitten , it would be hair bobbles and anything she can knock off the sides

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Used chew sticks, empty metal food trays, anything small I have dropped on the floor.

A candle, a Christmas decoration and an empty cottage cheese pot

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A small bowl and a bottle of water so it could have a drink when out .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flick knife, knuckle duster our little chihuahua is Propa Gangsta like innit

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Tennis balls, treats and sticks

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Flick knife, knuckle duster our little chihuahua is Propa Gangsta like innit

It's always the little ones right?!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Poo bags, bones and things that squeaked when bitten.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Probably a cardboard inner tube from the kitchen paper and an empty plastic bottle...they're his favourite things to play with despite having lots of expensive toys

No food though, food is for eating as quickly as possible, not for being put into pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots, a tennis ball and a treat that's "too big" so he whimpers over it

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

In the spaniels would b shoes in the labradors would b knickers x

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

All the god damn socks!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Bloody socks

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Food. Always food. He's a greedy boy.

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By *J35mcrMan
over a year ago

Leigh

Fuck knows he already steals my shoes and pinches clothes off the radiators

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Golf balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Otters had pockets? Or Wizards had sleeves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stolen treats

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