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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

What are your personal rules using fab?

I have two?

1. Don’t post or message when your d*unk!

2. Don’t message someone when you have got a massive hard on !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Don't take this shit too seriously

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Don’t tell people to feck off on the forums.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Don’t take it too seriously

Always fly under the radar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't take this shit too seriously "

One agrees with this

My rules:

No message without reply

No badgering

No pointless Vendettas

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Don't take this shit too seriously

One agrees with this

My rules:

No message without reply

No badgering

No pointless Vendettas

"

I quite like the mint n chock chip Vendetta

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Don't feed trolls

Leave Drama Llamas in their stables

Don't say anything that you would not want to be repeated

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Don't expect any replies.

Treat any reply you do get, ... carefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 1. Ignore all rules. Even this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get cross, log out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Be kind

2. Of you can’t be kind, shut the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't post when I have a hard on either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I post using my hard on

Explains the typos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 1 post what’s on your mind

Rule 2 don’t have a filter

Rule 3 be myself at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at my best when I have a hard on!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I don't post when I have a hard on either

"

Thought you ladies could multitask ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't post when I have a hard on either

"

You just cause them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't take this shit too seriously

One agrees with this

My rules:

No message without reply

No badgering

No pointless Vendettas

I quite like the mint n chock chip Vendetta "

I break the vendetta rule for those who don’t

Also deploy my badger at them for good measure

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Take deep breaths a few times before replying…it could make a difference

Don’t let C message guys when she’s horny

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't take this shit too seriously

One agrees with this

My rules:

No message without reply

No badgering

No pointless Vendettas

I quite like the mint n chock chip Vendetta

I break the vendetta rule for those who don’t

Also deploy my badger at them for good measure"

How does one "deploy a badger"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be forthright, but not to the point where you risk hurting someone … or getting a ban

Be fair.

Try and make people feel good about themselves.

Have a giggle, and hopefully raise one or two.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Don't take this shit too seriously

One agrees with this

My rules:

No message without reply

No badgering

No pointless Vendettas

I quite like the mint n chock chip Vendetta

I break the vendetta rule for those who don’t

Also deploy my badger at them for good measure

How does one "deploy a badger"?"

Give it giggles and a pith helmet then shoot it out a cannon I expect

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth


"I don't post when I have a hard on either

"

Surely you get a wide on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't take this shit too seriously

One agrees with this

My rules:

No message without reply

No badgering

No pointless Vendettas

I quite like the mint n chock chip Vendetta

I break the vendetta rule for those who don’t

Also deploy my badger at them for good measure

How does one "deploy a badger"?

Give it giggles and a pith helmet then shoot it out a cannon I expect "

I like the idea of a badger giggling it's head off shooting through the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Always post when you've had a drink.

2. Always post when your super horny.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

A wise man once offered this sage advice:

"Don't be a cunt"

*He was wise.

Winston

*wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't take this shit too seriously

One agrees with this

My rules:

No message without reply

No badgering

No pointless Vendettas

I quite like the mint n chock chip Vendetta

I break the vendetta rule for those who don’t

Also deploy my badger at them for good measure

How does one "deploy a badger"?

Give it giggles and a pith helmet then shoot it out a cannon I expect

I like the idea of a badger giggling it's head off shooting through the air "

Kevin doesn’t giggle he cackles as he descends upon his enemies then beats me up afterwards

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Don't take this shit too seriously

One agrees with this

My rules:

No message without reply

No badgering

No pointless Vendettas

I quite like the mint n chock chip Vendetta

I break the vendetta rule for those who don’t

Also deploy my badger at them for good measure

How does one "deploy a badger"?

Give it giggles and a pith helmet then shoot it out a cannon I expect

I like the idea of a badger giggling it's head off shooting through the air "

I recon it would do a Muttley heeee heeee heeeee, sassanassa frassen Rikke rasdardly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't take this shit too seriously

One agrees with this

My rules:

No message without reply

No badgering

No pointless Vendettas

I quite like the mint n chock chip Vendetta

I break the vendetta rule for those who don’t

Also deploy my badger at them for good measure

How does one "deploy a badger"?

Give it giggles and a pith helmet then shoot it out a cannon I expect

I like the idea of a badger giggling it's head off shooting through the air

Kevin doesn’t giggle he cackles as he descends upon his enemies then beats me up afterwards "

Closest I have for Kevin is - maybe if you squint?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Be kind be courteous and if no one messages you back just move on

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Try try try and try again one day it will happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) don’t talk to strangers.

2) don’t be a dick.

Fuck!!!!

^ that one isn't rule.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

I have one rule…

Don’t believe anything anyone tells you on here unless you see it for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one rule…

Don’t believe anything anyone tells you on here unless you see it for yourself "
and have a tape measure to hand !!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

1. Don't read the politics forum, it'll only make you angry.

2. To paraphrase Baz Luhrmann, don't look at men's hot pics, it'll only make you feel ugly!

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give a flying fuck about any of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Don't read the politics forum, it'll only make you angry.

2. To paraphrase Baz Luhrmann, don't look at men's hot pics, it'll only make you feel ugly!

;-)"
and always wear sunscreen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't give a flying fuck about any of it "

What if I was from Sydney University??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't give a flying fuck about any of it

What if I was from Sydney University??"

I'd care even less

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"1. Don't read the politics forum, it'll only make you angry.

2. To paraphrase Baz Luhrmann, don't look at men's hot pics, it'll only make you feel ugly!

;-)and always wear sunscreen "

The long term benefits have been proved by scientists...

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath


"I have one rule…

Don’t believe anything anyone tells you on here unless you see it for yourself and have a tape measure to hand !!"

Or a sky remote!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

1. Don't meet formites

2. Don't display personal meet verifications x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Don't type and wank at the same time, you might get an eyeful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let Max reply to idiots! I find I'm too nice sometimes when I say no and get caught in a conversation with them.

Max takes no prisoners! Shit message he often deletes and blocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Don’t send unsolicited messages to lady’s

2 Don’t send dick pictures to lady’s

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

1) read reply twice and count to 10 before hitting the post message button

2) never write the first thing you thought of when replying… unless it was to call out BS… in which case perfectly acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Don't meet formites

2. Don't display personal meet verifications x"
forum membership halves

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"1. Don't meet formites

2. Don't display personal meet verifications xforum membership halves "

Doubtful

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Take a break rather than getting wound up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take everything that anyone says to you on here with a pinch of salt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont let anyone in

Just have a laugh

And keep faith in my destiny

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"1) read reply twice and count to 10 before hitting the post message button

2) never write the first thing you thought of when replying… unless it was to call out BS… in which case perfectly acceptable "

The amount of times I type, read and delete whilst here on the forums is unreal. It's often just not worth it.

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