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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a conversation about gentle giants normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho ho ho... Gentle giant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?

Rude.

I’d have invited you to crazy golf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?

Rude.

I’d have invited you to crazy golf. "

He said normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is 5’11 a giant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho ho ho... Gentle giant"

Santa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?

Rude.

I’d have invited you to crazy golf.

He said normal "

Touché.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I just mentioned the green giant in a thread before it got shut down, does he count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?

Rude.

I’d have invited you to crazy golf. "

Wheres my invite Ban??

You told me you had to work that weekend!

*tearful sobbing*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho ho ho... Gentle giant"

isn’t it green giant?

The sweet corn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is 5’11 a giant?"

In the circus, yes, round our place.... No!!!

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By *omoxfordMan
over a year ago

leeds

"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?

Rude.

I’d have invited you to crazy golf. "

There's a crazy golf in Leeds that has car in it as part of the course I don't understand how they got them in as its on 3 levels ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho ho ho... Gentle giant

isn’t it green giant?

The sweet corn?"

It's a remix. I'm an artisté like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentle isn't really my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?

Rude.

I’d have invited you to crazy golf.

Wheres my invite Ban??

You told me you had to work that weekend!

*tearful sobbing*"

Look, I was tying to let you down gently.

You’re too much!

I feel suffocated.

I can’t piss without you looking over my shoulder!!!!

Drug test monitor or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin."

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve read enough fairytales to know that when I giant is involved it doesn’t end well

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Is this a post about a Genital Giant?

I'm not your Huckleberry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store..."

Err no you haven’t.

You just told me what you’re doing.

You’re making it too weird.

No gerbils.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store..."

With or without coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

Err no you haven’t.

You just told me what you’re doing.

You’re making it too weird.

No gerbils."

Shouldn't you be in the shower??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?"

Always with, everything with coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?"

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?

Rude.

I’d have invited you to crazy golf.

Wheres my invite Ban??

You told me you had to work that weekend!

*tearful sobbing*

Look, I was tying to let you down gently.

You’re too much!

I feel suffocated.

I can’t piss without you looking over my shoulder!!!!

Drug test monitor or not!"

Ok I’m sorry and yes the baseball bat was a bit much but you just wouldn’t go !!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

Always with, everything with coffee. "

Everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

Always with, everything with coffee.

Everything?

Yes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle isn't really my thing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt. "

It has a lid!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

Err no you haven’t.

You just told me what you’re doing.

You’re making it too weird.

No gerbils.

Shouldn't you be in the shower??"

I’m going I’m going.

Now everybody can picture me naked.

Yay for you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!"

I know, I had to remove it first.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

Always with, everything with coffee.

Everything?

Yes...."

That’s not normal.....you need to conform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is 5’11 a giant?"

It's massive for dwarves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

Always with, everything with coffee.

Everything?

Yes....

That’s not normal.....you need to conform

What is with you and conforming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is 5’11 a giant?

It's massive for dwarves."

I'm 5'11.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!

I know, I had to remove it first."

How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!"

I've never seen a rabbit with a lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle isn't really my thing

Had to give a spanking if you are being gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!

I know, I had to remove it first.

How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?"

In the burns unit.

They need more hands on deck.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

Always with, everything with coffee.

Everything?

Yes....

That’s not normal.....you need to conform

What is with you and conforming!!"

I’m not sure!

I think I heard it on the radio?

They’re playing oh yeah on the radio with a rhythm of rhyming guitar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho ho ho... Gentle giant

Santa? "

Not that giant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle isn't really my thing

Had to give a spanking if you are being gentle

A gentle spanking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

Always with, everything with coffee.

Everything?

Yes....

That’s not normal.....you need to conform

What is with you and conforming!!

I’m not sure!

I think I heard it on the radio?

They’re playing oh yeah on the radio with a rhythm of rhyming guitar."

I shall never conform.

Turn the radio off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle isn't really my thing

Had to give a spanking if you are being gentle

A gentle spanking??"

Doesn't get a bum red though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!

I know, I had to remove it first.

How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?

In the burns unit.

They need more hands on deck."

They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle isn't really my thing

Had to give a spanking if you are being gentle

A gentle spanking??

Doesn't get a bum red though

Wouldn't know. Can't see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!

I know, I had to remove it first.

How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?

In the burns unit.

They need more hands on deck.

They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!"

You mean me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle isn't really my thing

Had to give a spanking if you are being gentle

A gentle spanking??

Doesn't get a bum red though

Wouldn't know. Can't see it.

Well will give you one and can look in the mirror and check

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

Always with, everything with coffee.

Everything?

Yes....

That’s not normal.....you need to conform

What is with you and conforming!!

I’m not sure!

I think I heard it on the radio?

They’re playing oh yeah on the radio with a rhythm of rhyming guitar.

I shall never conform.

Turn the radio off."

No I won’t coz that would be conforming and someone just called you a cockwomble for good measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!

I know, I had to remove it first.

How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?

In the burns unit.

They need more hands on deck.

They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!

You mean me!!!

I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.

I said don’t bring the coffee in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look into my eye

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation "

What’s a normal conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation

What’s a normal conversation"

Normal for here involves cake!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation

What’s a normal conversation

Normal for here involves cake!"

Or biscuits

don’t forget the biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation

What’s a normal conversation

Normal for here involves cake!

Or biscuits

don’t forget the biscuits

And the tea!

None of those coffee drinking heretics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation

What’s a normal conversation

Normal for here involves cake!

Or biscuits

don’t forget the biscuits

Or the Jaffa cakes

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation

What’s a normal conversation

Normal for here involves cake!

Or biscuits

don’t forget the biscuits

And the tea!

None of those coffee drinking heretics

Let's allow choice but can we add a few sandwiches and some scones and make this a proper afternoon tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!

I know, I had to remove it first.

How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?

In the burns unit.

They need more hands on deck.

They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!

You mean me!!!

I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.

I said don’t bring the coffee in!!"

Definitely meant you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!

I know, I had to remove it first.

How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?

In the burns unit.

They need more hands on deck.

They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!

You mean me!!!

I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.

I said don’t bring the coffee in!!"

Won't you think of the children?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation

What’s a normal conversation

Normal for here involves cake!

Or biscuits

don’t forget the biscuits

And the tea!

None of those coffee drinking heretics

Let's allow choice but can we add a few sandwiches and some scones and make this a proper afternoon tea? "

I will tolerate the coffee drinkers as long as there is no choc chip scones.

I’ll bake some cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look into my eye"

Is this about the anal extravaganza AGAIN?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look into my eye

Is this about the anal extravaganza AGAIN?!"
eeeeerrrm noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle isn't really my thing

Had to give a spanking if you are being gentle

A gentle spanking??

Doesn't get a bum red though

Wouldn't know. Can't see it.

Well will give you one and can look in the mirror and check

Gulp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look into my eye

Is this about the anal extravaganza AGAIN?!"

I think they've been dickmatized...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look into my eye

Is this about the anal extravaganza AGAIN?!

I think they've been dickmatized..."

God help them

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation

What’s a normal conversation

Normal for here involves cake!

Or biscuits

don’t forget the biscuits

Or the Jaffa cakes"

You gotta love a Jaffa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!

I know, I had to remove it first.

How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?

In the burns unit.

They need more hands on deck.

They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!

You mean me!!!

I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.

I said don’t bring the coffee in!!

Won't you think of the children?!"

Eww no.

Grubby little bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like weird conversations.

Normal bores me.

How you doin.

Good.

Just been to the pet store...

With or without coffee?

You can’t take coffee in a pet store.

That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.

It has a lid!!!

I know, I had to remove it first.

How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?

In the burns unit.

They need more hands on deck.

They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!

You mean me!!!

I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.

I said don’t bring the coffee in!!

Won't you think of the children?!

Eww no.

Grubby little bastards. "

And singed too.

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