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Fifty shades of grey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - A HUSBANDS VIEW

The missus bought a Paperback

...down Shepton, Saturday,

I had a look inside her bag;

...

....T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

.....I must dominate her !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left ***!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of Grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic love it "

+1

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Posted this a few days ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posted this a few days ago "

Sorry, i wasn't sure if it had, so i thought it was worth a second read.

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