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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do people just think you can meet at the drop of a hat

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

So annoying, I'm not even wearing a hat

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

Lol I get that often!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t wear a hat but we definitely can’t meet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy!!!

Unrelated but, do you like wotsits?

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

Some can, i prefer to arrange my meets with only 2-3hrs notice, I find if they are done a few days in advance the guy end up being a no show or wants to change the date time etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crazy!!!

Unrelated but, do you like wotsits?"

Prawn cocktail wotsits but you never see them these days

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By *urvybeckiWoman
over a year ago

Enfield

Don't mind short notice meets but is annoying when people think you sit around all day and get arsey if you say no as have to work or have family commitments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crazy!!!

Unrelated but, do you like wotsits?

Prawn cocktail wotsits but you never see them these days

Tesco has the big bags of them prawn cocktail ones ATM probably on display down the centre aisles in store near you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some folks can and do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crazy!!!

Unrelated but, do you like wotsits?

Prawn cocktail wotsits but you never see them these days

Tesco has the big bags of them prawn cocktail ones ATM probably on display down the centre aisles in store near you"

This is awkward, I try to avoid Tesco’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crazy!!!

Unrelated but, do you like wotsits?

Prawn cocktail wotsits but you never see them these days

Tesco has the big bags of them prawn cocktail ones ATM probably on display down the centre aisles in store near you"

I’ve got the dreaded covid. Somebody go to Tesco for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So annoying, I'm not even wearing a hat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would people be online if they're not looking to fuck?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Why would people be online if they're not looking to fuck?

Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wotsits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just can’t drop work and meet today though

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Prefer monster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im free to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer monster munch

My kind of people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im free to meet"

Easy tiger.

Read the room.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Some folks can and do "

Horses for courses... and not every horse suits every course?!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Why would people be online if they're not looking to fuck?

Cake?"

Oh now that's an entirely different question ....

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Some folks can and do

Horses for courses... and not every horse suits every course?!

I normally find if I’m eating horse it’s best as the main course.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Prefer monster munch

My kind of people

Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got this cold

Not shifting

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

"Why do people just think you can meet at the drop of a hat "

Because some people can..... and they don't know if you can unless they ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some folks can and do

Horses for courses... and not every horse suits every course?!

I normally find if I’m eating horse it’s best as the main course.

I miss Tesco’s lasagne’s from a few years back.

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Some people can p ly so last minute meets, other have to plan,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer monster munch

My kind of people

Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either

Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Why would people be online if they're not looking to fuck?

Cake?

Oh now that's an entirely different question ....

You should see what i do for cake. I'd be leaving work in a flash

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Prefer monster munch

My kind of people

Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either

Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef

Same (no beef) - looks like you're our kind of people too

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"Prefer monster munch

My kind of people

Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either

Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef

What’s wrong with beef?!?

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

When we want a single guy to join us it’s always spontaneous and we look for who’s near and available at the time. Not interested in prolonged chat and trying to arrange meets in advance.

Also the reason we prefer clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer monster munch

Pickled onion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer monster munch

My kind of people

Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either

Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef curtains

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Just can’t drop work and meet today though "

Your profile says you're looking to meet so why not add that it needs to be pre arranged...that might help.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Deliveroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer monster munch

My kind of people

Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either

Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef

Same (no beef) - looks like you're our kind of people too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer monster munch

My kind of people

Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either

Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef curtains

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By *uicybbwWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off

That as an opening line…

Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off

That as an opening line…

Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!! "

But they’ve got a Travelodge. How can you possibly say no to that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off

That as an opening line…

Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!!

But they’ve got a Travelodge. How can you possibly say no to that?"

I prefer Premier Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off

That as an opening line…

Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!! "

An hour work then?

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"Why do people just think you can meet at the drop of a hat "

Where is this place, drop of a hat? Is it a pub?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off

That as an opening line…

Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!! "

I’ll just pop along in the Tardis shall I

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Why would people be online if they're not looking to fuck?

Cake?

Oh now that's an entirely different question ....

You should see what i do for cake. I'd be leaving work in a flash

Bring your ruler

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Cos they get the horn and everything else goes out the window.

On my couple profile ,my partner was talking to a couple ,I'd gone to bed and they wanted him to wake me up so they could meet us .This was at like midnight or something ridiculous.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off

That as an opening line…

Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people just think you can meet at the drop of a hat "

Some can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

I can do that for you

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Why do people just think you can meet at the drop of a hat "

What do you mean? How dare you not be free when I am, such an obvious fake!!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey I don't mind being used but...Jaffa Cakes??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey I don't mind being used but...Jaffa Cakes??!!

Do you want a shag or not, man?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey I don't mind being used but...Jaffa Cakes??!!

Do you want a shag or not, man?! "

I'd rather be used and have Jaffa Cakes. Is it an either or situation? Haha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

Is this what that guy meant about "stupid requirements"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey I don't mind being used but...Jaffa Cakes??!!

I've told you before, Jaffa Cakes ARE a biscuit. A very superior biscuit. Especially M&S Lemon & lime ones

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol"

Have you got Toblerone though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol

Have you got Toblerone though?

Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol

Have you got Toblerone though?

Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size. "

Thirst trap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol

Have you got Toblerone though?

Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.

Thirst trap!!"

Yes. Ha ha. With an elaborate Wyke E coyote machine. ACME style. Haha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol

Have you got Toblerone though?

Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size. "

I think I'm in lust

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I, as a genuinely single man, can meet anytime I am off work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol

Have you got Toblerone though?

Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.

I think I'm in lust

Excellent. Hurray for angular swiss chocolate.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol

Have you got Toblerone though?

Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.

I think I'm in lust

Excellent. Hurray for angular swiss chocolate. "

Could I be really cheeky & ask for a fruit & nut one - gotta get my 5 a day in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol

Have you got Toblerone though?

Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.

I think I'm in lust

Excellent. Hurray for angular swiss chocolate.

Could I be really cheeky & ask for a fruit & nut one - gotta get my 5 a day in

Of course, you can have it any way you want it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both

Hussy! Using men for chocolate!

Hey, don't knock it. It works

I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol

Have you got Toblerone though?

Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.

I think I'm in lust

Excellent. Hurray for angular swiss chocolate.

Could I be really cheeky & ask for a fruit & nut one - gotta get my 5 a day in

Of course, you can have it any way you want it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have several meets a day where I get fucked.

Unfortunately they are work meetings.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Sometimes I can and others I can't, if I have no plans and I want to then I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several meets a day where I get fucked.

Unfortunately they are work meetings. "

Yep the only sheets I spread regularly are on Excel. Haha

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I have several meets a day where I get fucked.

Unfortunately they are work meetings.

Yep the only sheets I spread regularly are on Excel. Haha"

Ooooo I love a bit of Excel dirrrrrtty talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several meets a day where I get fucked.

Unfortunately they are work meetings.

Yep the only sheets I spread regularly are on Excel. Haha

Ooooo I love a bit of Excel dirrrrrtty talk.

I like to V Lookup skirts, and a good =CumIf is always good. Haha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have several meets a day where I get fucked.

Unfortunately they are work meetings. "

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Why would people be online if they're not looking to fuck?

Cake?

Oh now that's an entirely different question ....

Not those strange cakes you have though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several meets a day where I get fucked.

Unfortunately they are work meetings. "

*scratches cock n balls into desk*

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