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Workplace Masturbation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I seem to have got into a habit of pleasuring myself at work during the day. Is this normal?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What do you do for work?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Depends what you do for a job I suppose and where you do it. Wanking in a toilet cubicle, then knock yourself out. Wanking into the vanilla milkshake hopper in maccys, perhaps not.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"What do you do for work? "

Prime Minister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do for work?

Prime Minister?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what you do for a job I suppose and where you do it. Wanking in a toilet cubicle, then knock yourself out. Wanking into the vanilla milkshake hopper in maccys, perhaps not."

Your replies genuinely make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmao, PM! Work in an office, and alone in the toilets

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

This could be amusing, or really dark depending on your job...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a boring run of the mill office job

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By *omerset1976Man
over a year ago

Burnham

I sometimes close my door blind and get cock out at my desk!!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Just a boring run of the mill office job"

I hope you sanitise the seat afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow, I'd ever be brave enough to do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a particularly good toilet wank in Manchester Airport

When I left the loos, the terminal was completely empty save for one of those machines that searches for bombs

I had wanked myself through a bombscare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a particularly good toilet wank in Manchester Airport

When I left the loos, the terminal was completely empty save for one of those machines that searches for bombs

I had wanked myself through a bombscare "

Did it go off?

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London


"I once had a particularly good toilet wank in Manchester Airport

When I left the loos, the terminal was completely empty save for one of those machines that searches for bombs

I had wanked myself through a bombscare "

This isn’t true, it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a particularly good toilet wank in Manchester Airport

When I left the loos, the terminal was completely empty save for one of those machines that searches for bombs

I had wanked myself through a bombscare

This isn’t true, it is?"

It is unfortunately

I was only a teen at the time

You know what teen hormones are like

I got a very stern talking to by airport police and sent on my way

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Depends what you do for a job I suppose and where you do it. Wanking in a toilet cubicle, then knock yourself out. Wanking into the vanilla milkshake hopper in maccys, perhaps not.

Your replies genuinely make me smile "

My work here is done!

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I never really understood why men had a need to go to a toilet cubicle at work and rub one out. Surely it’s not that desperate if a need to empty your sac you couldn’t wait til you got home

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I never really understood why men had a need to go to a toilet cubicle at work and rub one out. Surely it’s not that desperate if a need to empty your sac you couldn’t wait til you got home "

Boredom usually. Or a lack of opportunity at home. There are many reasons

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By *ad Bod 2023Man
over a year ago

Beverley


"What do you do for work? "

As long as he's not a teacher...

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"What do you do for work?

As long as he's not a teacher..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Doctor can you please stop wanking into my mums open chest cavity during her heart surgery”.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol, seems like it's a man thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a particularly good toilet wank in Manchester Airport

When I left the loos, the terminal was completely empty save for one of those machines that searches for bombs

I had wanked myself through a bombscare "

Took the pressure off anyway

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"I seem to have got into a habit of pleasuring myself at work during the day. Is this normal? "

Please tell me that you stop the Bus first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never really understood why men had a need to go to a toilet cubicle at work and rub one out. Surely it’s not that desperate if a need to empty your sac you couldn’t wait til you got home "

Maybe they have been on fab all day.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"“Doctor can you please stop wanking into my mums open chest cavity during her heart surgery”."

Pmsl. Actually spat coffee out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I mean there's not much to do when you're sat there, staring into space. I know being a lifeguard wasn't the best career choice to be fair..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

OP that's a shocking & disgusting thing to do!

I never sit in my cosy, private little office & masturbate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was an absolute nightmare when I was part of the all male GB cheerleading squad.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Depends what you do for a job I suppose and where you do it. Wanking in a toilet cubicle, then knock yourself out. Wanking into the vanilla milkshake hopper in maccys, perhaps not."

Hopefully he's not a bus driver. Or a lollypop man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with wankers, is that the same?

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Steph used to work on a factory line years ago. She found that a handle, sticking out from under her work station, would vibrate when a particular bit of machinery was running. It was at just the right height and position to casually lean up against. She misses that job

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I seem to have got into a habit of pleasuring myself at work during the day. Is this normal? "

Ask your boss or HR department, and see what they say.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I seem to have got into a habit of pleasuring myself at work during the day. Is this normal? "

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^ he works at the Quality Control Department for Dildo Inc.

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Aslong as you're in the staff room and it's not harming anyone ... Just make sure you don't do it when the dinner bell goes ... That Takes danger wank to the next level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sex at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like sex at work "

I used to, until I got promoted from the rotisserie chicken counter to the butchers.

Constantly fucking frozen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what you do for a job I suppose and where you do it. Wanking in a toilet cubicle, then knock yourself out. Wanking into the vanilla milkshake hopper in maccys, perhaps not."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, seems like it's a man thing "

I think it is also depends a lot in the type of job you do. If there’s a lot of scope for boredom and the mind wondering then chances are probably higher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite sure it’s practical or appropriate in my working environment

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