FabSwingers.com forum: That Trump Card

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your Trump card in the world of Fab, when the chips are down and it's not going your way?

Some blatantly obvious hint you wear uniform in an attempt to shamelessly attract fans?

A hot tub and free bar in the back yard?

A look at me pic of a sports car on your drive?

Or maybe a perfectly manicured tootsies minus a fungal nail infection?

What's your desperate hidden selling point you'd use if you had to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My face."

Wait, that’s what I use to STOP people messaging me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not shour as I don’t seem to have that problem at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im out of chips

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Feet

Although they usually attract men who like foot wanks; toe sucking etc and I don't like mine touched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh, I'm a woman. I don't need to resort to anything else on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm female and I have a pulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. I’m not desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobicles, I whip out the boobicles

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Say yes to someone I don’t really like, but that will never happen! Quiet happy being patient for the right people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pull out the depth gauge

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Boobicles, I whip out the boobicles

.....err, must have missed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What's your Trump card in the world of Fab, when the chips are down and it's not going your way?

Some blatantly obvious hint you wear uniform in an attempt to shamelessly attract fans?

A hot tub and free bar in the back yard?

A look at me pic of a sports car on your drive?

Or maybe a perfectly manicured tootsies minus a fungal nail infection?

What's your desperate hidden selling point you'd use if you had to?

Have none tbh.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I pull out the depth gauge "

That's where you've been going wrong. You're meant to put it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just offer cake

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I have literally nothing anybody desires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pull out the depth gauge

That's where you've been going wrong. You're meant to put it in

Fuck! After all this time, the mist has cleared.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I could probably say something about swamps and obtain something orange?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have literally nothing anybody desires"

You have 8 verifications on a male profile.

You are platinum membership material

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I have literally nothing anybody desires

You have 8 verifications on a male profile.

You are platinum membership material

cheers chief

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I still unsure how I ever fool anybody into meeting me.

But they leave me nice verifications which possiy help.

Worth every penny

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Pfft, if I had any type of saleable asset on here I'd have well whipped it out by now, I certainly wouldn't be saving it for an emergency!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

None. I'm not that desperate x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My face."

Same.

My face though obviously, not yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My face.

Same.

My face though obviously, not yours

I was hoping this would be like a shite sequel to Face Off

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

" What's your Trump card in the world of Fab, when the chips are down and it's not going your way?

Some blatantly obvious hint you wear uniform in an attempt to shamelessly attract fans?

A hot tub and free bar in the back yard?

A look at me pic of a sports car on your drive?

Or maybe a perfectly manicured tootsies minus a fungal nail infection?

What's your desperate hidden selling point you'd use if you had to?

I have a fully functioning vagina. I believe that’s top trumps on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh, I'm a woman. I don't need to resort to anything else on fab.

I have nothing but a . as text and a few friends pics that could all be of my knee.

Yet if I tick the 'looking for men' box I'll get loads of offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My face.

Same.

My face though obviously, not yours

Liar!!

You’ve been using my face to browse for cock haven’t you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous secret powers are revealed to me the day I hold aloft my magic cock and say by the power of winky!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm the best fwb that most of you have never had

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I have literally nothing anybody desires"

I want your tie

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

One of the few pics on my profile gives the full details

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I have literally nothing anybody desires

I want your tie "

If you guess what it is, it's yours (only you can play) x

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Charm, wit, good looks, modesty and self delusion

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I flash me knob and they start dripping like a St Bernard’s chin

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A MAGA baseball cap. Moist Angry Gusset Association.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tbh, I'm a woman. I don't need to resort to anything else on fab.

I have nothing but a . as text and a few friends pics that could all be of my knee.

Yet if I tick the 'looking for men' box I'll get loads of offers.

There's me thinking the full stop was a subtle reference to period, and I was going to give it a week before I sent sky remote comparison pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I whip my vag out

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

My lack of charm…. But if it’s not equal degrees of attraction, I don’t want it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I whip my vag out"
it works well

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I whip my vag out"

I'm impressed by your nails x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs I display all my boob pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump card

That's funny

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Boobs I display all my boob pics "

There's more

(show me....please)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Put up a puckered pink star pic and a status saying 'Who wants to fuck my tight hole?' Works everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't mean to delete I've sent privately tho you asked nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did always think trumps repelled people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I whip my vag out

I'm impressed by your nails x"

I use my nails to tempt them in then I whip out the vag and that's it. They're suckered in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did always think trumps repelled people

Mine don't. Mine smell like birthday cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did always think trumps repelled people

Mine don't. Mine smell like birthday cake. "
i dont like cakes

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

The sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh, I'm a woman. I don't need to resort to anything else on fab.

I have nothing but a . as text and a few friends pics that could all be of my knee.

Yet if I tick the 'looking for men' box I'll get loads of offers.

There's me thinking the full stop was a subtle reference to period, and I was going to give it a week before I sent sky remote comparison pictures

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Didn't mean to delete I've sent privately tho you asked nicely

Jo.....

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