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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you add to it?

A dungeon, a jacuzzi, a pool ….

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Guillotine?

With a small hole for chopping cocks off when it's not fully head chop worthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vajazzle machine

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Large grounds with a wood...love being in woods.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guillotine?

With a small hole for chopping cocks off when it's not fully head chop worthy."

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bread maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A better cloakroom system, i swear I always get given somebody elses coat at the end of the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bread maker "

Not a patisserie chef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ring doorbell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile help booth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A profile help booth."

I like your thinking

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Butler and a Maid......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffeeeeee Machine

Sandwich toaster

Cinema room

For all the football

Bar

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A large kitchen with a chef.

Housekeeping to clean.

A hot pool guy.

A masseur.

A couple of dogs.

A comfy bed in one of the smaller bedrooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An xbox room...for all the guys to go to.

Because even in the mansion there will be too bloody many of them

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A very large circular bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A large kitchen with a chef.

Housekeeping to clean.

A hot pool guy.

A masseur.

A couple of dogs.

A comfy bed in one of the smaller bedrooms.

"

Can we have some sausage dogs? I like sausage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A very large circular bed "

With a cinema link?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage room, sauna, pool and a nice big dance floor.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Rainbow.

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

A nice big bar area for social gatherings with a big set of bi-fold dorrs at one end to open onto a deck and pool area for warmer weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to try that treatment where the fish nibble your feet smooth - can we have that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A swimming pool. I look mega hot in my goggles and swimming cap. Phwoar.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A large screen TV so I can watch my beloved Arsenal FC

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple


"A Butler and a Maid......"
18 year old swedish

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Play room, don't fancy a dungeon don't like gloomy interiors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plonk it on Greek island

Think you’re nearly there

Sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trapdoor for anybody breaking the rules!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

An in house photographer and videographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super fast WiFi so I can be deleted faster when I send a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent disco

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

A toastie maker because we all get hungry between rounds lol

xx

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A sex swing please!!!

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fridge full of grapes and watermelon slices

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Large grounds with a wood...love being in woods."

Welcome to my world - I live in part of a mansion with large grounds and a wood.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"A sex swing please!!!

J x"

Yes please

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Plonk it on Greek island

Think you’re nearly there

Sunshine "

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Nice oils for the exotic massages.

Fluffy dressing gowns to sit in while recovering

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

And a muster in the garden

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A fitness trainer

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

A swimming pool full of Custard.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

curtains …. so no gets a sneaky perv and old Ernie next door doesn’t get all frisky at his age

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"A very large circular bed

With a cinema link? "

Sounds great you could be the star of your own film

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Guillotine?

With a small hole for chopping cocks off when it's not fully head chop worthy."

Lmfao!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A heating system that's totally free to run, this mansion is going to be mahoosive and the fuel bills will be seriously expensive if we dont

Damn my fucking practical mind!!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"Guillotine?

With a small hole for chopping cocks off when it's not fully head chop worthy."

I was going to suggest a glory hole ...can we have both clearly sign posted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A heating system that's totally free to run, this mansion is going to be mahoosive and the fuel bills will be seriously expensive if we dont

Damn my fucking practical mind!!"

Nah, the heat we will all create will sort that

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

A swimming pool and I can be the mansion own lifeguard. Cue running along the side of the pool in slow-mo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snack room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you add to it?

A dungeon, a jacuzzi, a pool …."

Good gates with a pass code that can be changed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m adding a helicopter and helipad too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dark room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby wipes. Lots of baby wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cctv and security

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A trampoline room - with a viewing area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m adding a helicopter and helipad too "

I can do the helicopter… oh you mean an actual helicopter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m adding a helicopter and helipad too

I can do the helicopter… oh you mean an actual helicopter "

Both

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Has anyone said a snooker/pool table? I’ve seen quite a few specialist films with these in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m adding a helicopter and helipad too

I can do the helicopter… oh you mean an actual helicopter

Both "

Sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed shower room

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes "

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless... "

Pineapple banned, by order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless... "

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!! "

Invite, revoked x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!!

Invite, revoked x"

Hippy? He's trying to kick me out!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Ooh, pineapple on pizza. Yum!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!!

Invite, revoked x

Hippy? He's trying to kick me out! "

You're bringing on contraband. Pineapple x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!!

Invite, revoked x

Hippy? He's trying to kick me out! "

You can't be kicked out, no one has built a door yet

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!! "

Oooooft you say the sweetest things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!!

Invite, revoked x

Hippy? He's trying to kick me out!

You're bringing on contraband. Pineapple x"

Maaaaate, you're going to have your invite revoked. I've got boobies

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A fridge full of bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fridge full of bacon. "

And fresh pineapple. For da pizzas.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!!

Invite, revoked x

Hippy? He's trying to kick me out!

You're bringing on contraband. Pineapple x

Maaaaate, you're going to have your invite revoked. I've got boobies "

Oh....now you mention it, I lurv pineapple....and boobies x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A fridge full of bacon. "

Any sausages?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!!

Invite, revoked x

Hippy? He's trying to kick me out!

You're bringing on contraband. Pineapple x

Maaaaate, you're going to have your invite revoked. I've got boobies "

And they are rather Fab u lous boobies as well.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A chemist

For all the condoms, lube, blue pills, pink pills

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A chemist

For all the condoms, lube, blue pills, pink pills "

Pink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slide to get downstairs for the shakey legged people

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"A fridge full of bacon.

Any sausages?"

Eh I hope you meant slice sausage.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"A slide to get downstairs for the shakey legged people "

Will it have the little knobbly bits every 3 feet?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A fridge full of bacon.

Any sausages?

Eh I hope you meant slice sausage. "

Lorne for you guys. I prefer a link, but we did have it in Yorkshire as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!!

Invite, revoked x

Hippy? He's trying to kick me out!

You're bringing on contraband. Pineapple x

Maaaaate, you're going to have your invite revoked. I've got boobies

Oh....now you mention it, I lurv pineapple....and boobies x"

Thought so

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A slide to get downstairs for the shakey legged people

Will it have the little knobbly bits every 3 feet? "

That's no way to talk about the guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slide to get downstairs for the shakey legged people

Will it have the little knobbly bits every 3 feet? "

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can we have a pizza oven in the garden? Will need feeding after all the threesomes

Threesomes you say!

Pizza oven is a good shout. Pineapple is illegal though. Unless...

Unless I stick it up your arse? I'm having pineapple on my pizza!!

Invite, revoked x

Hippy? He's trying to kick me out!

You're bringing on contraband. Pineapple x

Maaaaate, you're going to have your invite revoked. I've got boobies

Oh....now you mention it, I lurv pineapple....and boobies x

Thought so"

Weak willed am I x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chemist

For all the condoms, lube, blue pills, pink pills

Pink?"

I'm sure she'd happy hold a concert if asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trampoline room

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A chemist

For all the condoms, lube, blue pills, pink pills

Pink?

I'm sure she'd happy hold a concert if asked"

If she brings Katy Perry, that would be a great disco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a free fall/skydiving tube.. imagine the fun you could have in one of those ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chemist

For all the condoms, lube, blue pills, pink pills

Pink?

I'm sure she'd happy hold a concert if asked

If she brings Katy Perry, that would be a great disco "

Fuck it, let's just organise Mansion Aid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guillotine?

With a small hole for chopping cocks off when it's not fully head chop worthy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a comfy bed, so that I can have little cat naps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or a free fall/skydiving tube.. imagine the fun you could have in one of those .. "

Nah, I'd go for a zero G room, yours sounds too windy

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a comfy bed, so that I can have little cat naps "

Can you get off bed if fur ball kicks in....and avoid licking your own genitals in private!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I’d like a comfy bed, so that I can have little cat naps "

Meow.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble. "

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A fridge full of bacon.

Any sausages?"

6 sausage s then.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead? "

Bring lurpak

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By *uriouscayotesCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Pool table. Dart board. PS5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead? "

If you’re standing on the other side of a female gloryhole I’ve got news for you. That’s not a bacon sandwich

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

Bring lurpak "

That's your job.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

If you’re standing on the other side of a female gloryhole I’ve got news for you. That’s not a bacon sandwich "

So long as I don't see ketchup it's ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a comfy bed, so that I can have little cat naps

Can you get off bed if fur ball kicks in....and avoid licking your own genitals in private!! "

No promises

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

If you’re standing on the other side of a female gloryhole I’ve got news for you. That’s not a bacon sandwich

So long as I don't see ketchup it's ok. "

I agree, it is the pineapple equivalent of condiments.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

If you’re standing on the other side of a female gloryhole I’ve got news for you. That’s not a bacon sandwich

So long as I don't see ketchup it's ok.

I agree, it is the pineapple equivalent of condiments. "

Woah! You've gone too far with that statement

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"A fridge full of bacon. "

Smoked or unsmoked ?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A fridge full of bacon.

Smoked or unsmoked ?"

Deffo smoked

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead? "

I’ll bring the HP!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

I’ll bring the HP!"

You bring custard x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

I’ll bring the HP!"

That's my girl.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

If you’re standing on the other side of a female gloryhole I’ve got news for you. That’s not a bacon sandwich "

Oooh Just reminded me, also can we have a doner kebab van

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

I’ll bring the HP!

You bring custard x"

Always

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

I’ll bring the HP!

You bring custard x

Always "

Yay! Playtime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quiet room.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A room full of costumes - including, but not limited to, a fireman's outfit. Plus a fireman's pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soundproofed room where we can lock all the women in for a while, so us blokes can take a break from hearing then moan about us.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"A quiet room. "

In the Fab mansion you have 2 chances, none and **ck all.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can I please ask for a dungeon area fully equipped with lots of lovely whips straps etc. A leather clad male and female dom and subs serving us.

A female only play room with the guys only able to peek through a window.

Oh! and female glory holes if it’s not to much trouble.

What about a bacon sandwich instead?

If you’re standing on the other side of a female gloryhole I’ve got news for you. That’s not a bacon sandwich

Oooh Just reminded me, also can we have a doner kebab van "

Damn. I luv you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A quiet room.

In the Fab mansion you have 2 chances, none and **ck all. "

I’ll make it happen.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A moving van outside my house

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A moving van outside my house"

Pickfords are doing a special offer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A room full of costumes - including, but not limited to, a fireman's outfit. Plus a fireman's pole "

Can I wear my batman outfit?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A room full of costumes - including, but not limited to, a fireman's outfit. Plus a fireman's pole

Can I wear my batman outfit? "

I've got my stormtrooper and Hawkeye

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Games room with classic arcade ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A room full of costumes - including, but not limited to, a fireman's outfit. Plus a fireman's pole

Can I wear my batman outfit?

I've got my stormtrooper and Hawkeye "

And neither have used a pole!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A room full of costumes - including, but not limited to, a fireman's outfit. Plus a fireman's pole

Can I wear my batman outfit?

I've got my stormtrooper and Hawkeye

And neither have used a pole! "

I have a lightsaber

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Bread maker

Not a patisserie chef?"

Yes, yes and yes ... maybe even a mini bakery area for all the cake we can all eat! ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A room full of costumes - including, but not limited to, a fireman's outfit. Plus a fireman's pole

Can I wear my batman outfit?

I've got my stormtrooper and Hawkeye

And neither have used a pole!

I have a lightsaber "

You can cut the whole for the pole then

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Stables......For those that like a morning ride.....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Probably been said but a car park for the doggers.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Guessing there's no need for a gym ??!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"

Guessing there's no need for a gym ??! "

No but we could do with an in-house baker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some clever ability for the house to teleport around the UK. Then we can finally get a club in Cornwall!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stables......For those that like a morning ride....."

Wont the men be a bit cold out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stables......For those that like a morning ride.....

Wont the men be a bit cold out there?"

Nah, some of us are built like Shergar in winter

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Stables......For those that like a morning ride.....

Wont the men be a bit cold out there?"

We can put some more straw out there for them ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stables......For those that like a morning ride.....

Wont the men be a bit cold out there?

Nah, some of us are built like Shergar in winter "

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Guessing there's no need for a gym ??!

No but we could do with an in-house baker "

We will need a lot of in-house everything... who's doing all the laundry?! tending the bar?! keeping the place spik and span?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Guessing there's no need for a gym ??!

No but we could do with an in-house baker

We will need a lot of in-house everything... who's doing all the laundry?! tending the bar?! keeping the place spik and span?!

"

House boys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fully kitted out gym with eleiko gear, air conditioned with a good sound system.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

...a revolving door - get in , say hello, get the f%#$ out !

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"

Guessing there's no need for a gym ??!

No but we could do with an in-house baker

We will need a lot of in-house everything... who's doing all the laundry?! tending the bar?! keeping the place spik and span?!

House boys!! "

You called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A random stranger to walk around saying "fancy a fuck" just to bring us all back to reality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bread maker

Not a patisserie chef?

Yes, yes and yes ... maybe even a mini bakery area for all the cake we can all eat! ... "

Ooh a little French cafe

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A nice quiet room with a sofa big enough to lay on, a big 60”+ TV and YouTube so I can relax and chill.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Guessing there's no need for a gym ??!

No but we could do with an in-house baker

We will need a lot of in-house everything... who's doing all the laundry?! tending the bar?! keeping the place spik and span?!

House boys!! "

Ah, now there's an idea?!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Guessing there's no need for a gym ??!

No but we could do with an in-house baker

We will need a lot of in-house everything... who's doing all the laundry?! tending the bar?! keeping the place spik and span?!

House boys!! "

Boys????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is this like a car keys in bowl sort of arrrangement?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

A recording studio and myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garages for my cars

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"A chemist

For all the condoms, lube, blue pills, pink pills

Pink?"

For the ladies you know they do tables for ladies to right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Guessing there's no need for a gym ??!

No but we could do with an in-house baker

We will need a lot of in-house everything... who's doing all the laundry?! tending the bar?! keeping the place spik and span?!

House boys!!

Boys???? "

Er Davie is older than you?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A workshop to carry out necessary repairs.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"A recording studio and myself "

This is a great shout also. Can we have a DAW war?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Can we have a waterfall in the garden please?

Jo.Xx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring free range eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A millennium falcon repair facility so I don't get blamed for breaking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jaffa cake destroying robot

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

A 24hr grill with professional chef in attendance to grill up our every grill related desire. May not be the sexiest thing in the house but if we're going to be at it all day long we'll need to keep our strength up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A jaffa cake destroying robot "

You’ll need one because I’m bringing a Jaffa cake cannon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring free range eggs? "

There's no barn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 24hr grill with professional chef in attendance to grill up our every grill related desire. May not be the sexiest thing in the house but if we're going to be at it all day long we'll need to keep our strength up."

Can go next to the pizza oven

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Foam party room

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A cinema room please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large pile of explosive

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"A recording studio and myself

This is a great shout also. Can we have a DAW war? "

I'd need a laptop or pc first, I'm sure the studio will have a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A large pile of explosive "

Wonko!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

An average room for average guys with average cocks who come average amounts..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A large pile of explosive

Wonko!"

What?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Fireworks??!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Fireworks??!! "

... evening entertainment inbetween, right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom!!!!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"An average room for average guys with average cocks who come average amounts..??"

They would all be in the huge cocks cums loads room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes.

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