FabSwingers.com forum: Sex or football?

By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Yeah but that's pretty easy when you were having it alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My team is terrible at football, I’m terrible at sex.

Can I just stay on the PlayStation please?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Do both...ladies football kicks off soon. Maybe ensure you don't have any visitors and have plenty of tissues around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football

Everybody remembers the events of 15 April 1989

Today will remember the 97 souls lost going to football match

RIP

YNWA

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

"Football

Everybody remembers the events of 15 April 1989

Today will remember the 97 souls lost going to football match

RIP

YNWA "

Thats an anagram of YAWN.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Can't I be bent over whilst watching

We all score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex any day!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

You can watch it on your phone and have sex at the same time

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Sex. The only balls i want seeing played with are mine

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"You can watch it on your phone and have sex at the same time

Men can do two things at once ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing sex not just a fumble

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You can watch it on your phone and have sex at the same time

Men can do two things at once ?

No. We can't. I choose sex

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You can watch it on your phone and have sex at the same time

Men can do two things at once ?

I can do a few

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Do both...ladies football kicks off soon. Maybe ensure you don't have any visitors and have plenty of tissues around."
Yes, it is kick off soon too

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Can't I be bent over whilst watching

We all score

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Yes, or when it is half time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.. don't like football so not really a challenge tbh

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner "

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

There was that one time against man u not long ago

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

There was that one time against man u not long ago

I use to go to WHL in the 80s. It was atmospheric back then. Don't know what the super stadium has done fir the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

It might sound like I’m enjoying the sex but all that moaning and shouting is 100% the match

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

There was that one time against man u not long ago

I use to go to WHL in the 80s. It was atmospheric back then. Don't know what the super stadium has done fir the place."

I have no idea, I support Liverpool so I'm biased when it comes to atmosphere

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

There was that one time against man u not long ago

I use to go to WHL in the 80s. It was atmospheric back then. Don't know what the super stadium has done fir the place.

I have no idea, I support Liverpool so I'm biased when it comes to atmosphere

I went to Anfield back then too. 26 bus. It's been extended since.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

Sex I don't like football

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

My team are awful and I'm already at most games. Sex in the other hand, it's been way too long...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

We score a lot last minute, quite a few memorable times

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

For any guys who are strugglingto choose I have invented a cushioned phone holder that can be strapped around your partners waist so you can watch hands free while at it.

Problem solved

£9.99 plus p&p

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

We score a lot last minute, quite a few memorable times

I'm a Wednesday fan. Distinctly forgettable

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

There was that one time against man u not long ago

I use to go to WHL in the 80s. It was atmospheric back then. Don't know what the super stadium has done fir the place."

The sound & atmosphere hasn’t changed from WHL. It was one thing I feared they’d lose but they worked hard at designing it to keep the sound in.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

There was that one time against man u not long ago

I use to go to WHL in the 80s. It was atmospheric back then. Don't know what the super stadium has done fir the place.

The sound & atmosphere hasn’t changed from WHL. It was one thing I feared they’d lose but they worked hard at designing it to keep the sound in. "

If it wasn't so expensive I'd go for a nosey

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

There was that one time against man u not long ago

Well Man City not so long ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

It might sound like I’m enjoying the sex but all that moaning and shouting is 100% the match

Haha agree but damn that euphoria runs right through you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Football. If you choose sex you’ve obviously never seen your team score a 94th minute winner

Haha even better if having sex at the same time

You support spurs. Unlikely

There was that one time against man u not long ago

Well Man City not so long ago

Oh yeah it was city

Any team that beats either gets a

from me

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Sex with the football commentary in the back ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully both of us don't follow football or rugby and therefore we'd definitely pick sex.

NBVN x

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Thankfully both of us don't follow football or rugby and therefore we'd definitely pick sex.

NBVN x"
That is also good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex all the way I hate football

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex not in to football

But ask if a fight was on

Well it be the fight

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Football is the very last thing I would choose, I would rather brush the entire M1 motorway with a toothbrush than watch football

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By *ay13428Man
over a year ago

Oxford

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago it would have been football but I've fallen out of love with the game so an afternoon fucking the wife would be an easy winner now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. Couldn’t care less about football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both at the same time, however if your team scores don't shout "Get in" it'll confuse the fuck out of your partner

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By *amie366Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Man Utd fan by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football 6 days a week and twice on a Sunday. Seeing your team rattle in a last minute winner against your city rivals in the dying moments of a game surrounded by 60,000 people of “your tribe” is better than any orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

I would choose sex tbh , you can always watch highlights if you want but when you get the chance to be with a woman you take it , the Football can wait ..woman first .. football a long way behind in second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years ago it would have been football but I've fallen out of love with the game so an afternoon fucking the wife would be an easy winner now."

I wouldn't blame you

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Sex of course, it's a no brainer. If I was offering a man sex on a plate and he chose the football then it would be "goodbye" from me.

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Could it not be both lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

The last thing I want to watch is a bunch of men in tiny little shorts, chasing balls around a field. Sex

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

How about sex while playing football?

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex over football for me.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"The last thing I want to watch is a bunch of men in tiny little shorts, chasing balls around a field. Sex"
don't you want to see their tackles?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The last thing I want to watch is a bunch of men in tiny little shorts, chasing balls around a field. Sex don't you want to see their tackles? "

No, I would not

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I don't like football or sex. Good job I got fab to keep me entertained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like football or sex. Good job I got fab to keep me entertained.

Spank

Oops, wrong thread

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"I don't like football or sex. Good job I got fab to keep me entertained.

Sigh. . . .

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By *avidxxx99Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

"Can't I be bent over whilst watching

We all score

This!!!!! Great answer that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate football

No one wants sex.

A ham shank it is then

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I don't like football or sex. Good job I got fab to keep me entertained.

Spank

Oops, wrong thread

Bite

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hate football

No one wants sex.

A ham shank it is then "

Can I join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex sex and more sex followed by more sex then after that more sex followed by even more sex to finish a cup of hot chocolate and bed time story with a tuck in and kiss on the forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate football

No one wants sex.

A ham shank it is then

Can I join you

Ham shank --- wank

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I watch the odd game rarely so sex outweighs

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hate football

No one wants sex.

A ham shank it is then

Can I join you

Ham shank --- wank

Lady's wank. I was going to give him a hand or 2

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Hate football

No one wants sex.

A ham shank it is then

Can I join you

Ham shank --- wank

Lady's wank. I was going to give him a hand or 2

How very sporting of you!

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Hate football

No one wants sex.

A ham shank it is then

Can I join you

Ham shank --- wank

Lady's wank. I was going to give him a hand or 2

Or join in the team bath with 15 blokes, up to you. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I be bent over whilst watching

We all score

This lady has it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I hate football it would sex without question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

The number of times I've slept with lasses while their bfs are too busy watching football is quite funny

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Sex!

Why are so many people infatuated with football? It's just a bunch of overpaid strangers kicking a ball about.

Yes, there is some skill there, but come on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends.

Who’s offering sex and what game is on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just have a nap instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

The number of times I've slept with lasses while their bfs are too busy watching football is quite funny"

Hilarious

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

"Can't I be bent over whilst watching

We all score

Perfect answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just have a nap instead"

I’ll wake you at half time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be a time when I'd choose football but I'm so fed up of seeing them rolling around and pretending to be injured that I'd happily roll around naked for nippy nippy instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handball!

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Handball!"

Balls to hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex every time, because I cannot stand football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

Football for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex as only suffered one football match in my life!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Can't stand football, so sex it is.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Watch my team play football,

I’ve had to miss a few games to meet up but still watched it on the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

The number of times I've slept with lasses while their bfs are too busy watching football is quite funny"

Zero. That is quite funny

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Self cleaning isn't it?

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Sex. Neither of us are remotely interested in football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, sex beats football every time. Cricket is another matter though.

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Sex definitely

prefer rugby

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a big game, football. If not then food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Sex over any sport. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex over any sport. X

You broke my heart, Fredo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have that choice to make but since I hate football it'd be the other thing.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I don't know which is less likely at the moment - me having sex or me voluntarily watching football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have that choice to make but since I hate football it'd be the other thing. "

Just watch Bruno Guimarães play football. It’s basically porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, obviously xx

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Sex

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Football

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Football "

That's not what you said when I was watching the match in bed

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sex over any sport. X

You broke my heart, Fredo!! "

You know id never do that. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pel-droed

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

If it's my team then definitely football. Most other teams then probably sex

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Football "

Well that's my fantasies out of the window

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Sex lol my team crap at mo

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By *orfolk777Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Nothing more boring than football so sex every time for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both...... just bend over the coffee table, that's why they make them low down so you can still watch the TV!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

it's a kick in the balls for someone in his life

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By *otlips322020Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I have both ? Ha ha ha

X x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joelinton scoring a brace. Who needs sex?

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By *ccidentprone2023Man
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Football for sure as good women is hard to find

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

My team somehow avoided relegation, that's at least worth a good wank, right?

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Football

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Maybe it's possible to combine the two, call it Sexball, but what would the rules be?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Sex as I don't watch football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex definitely, however if it were a Rugby England International, that might be a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She knows what I would choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’d choose football, he lets me suck his cock while he’s watching though

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

I'm not into football and luckily the men I am attracted to are not either so there is no choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way my time are currently playing, I’d happily have sex when they’ve a game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, I’ve not watched football since about 97

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

Sex every time

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sex please

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Sex is an easy win over football.

International rugby however... depends on the lady !

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Sex. Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex while watching Womens football, giving a woman doggy while your teams female team score!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’d choose football, he lets me suck his cock while he’s watching though

Wife material rig….oh yes. I see

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll have a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a nap"

Not a football fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i were playing id rather play unless its a specific person

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By *oody HuddsonMan
over a year ago

sexy town

Sex definitely sex…

Mind you Id choose watching a very boring 5 day cricket test match (and believe me I find cricket very very boring) over football so it’s not saying much is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do both...ladies football kicks off soon. Maybe ensure you don't have any visitors and have plenty of tissues around."

Love playing innuendo bingo watching women's football.

Such classic lined as "straight down the keepers throat"

"Took it well on the chest "

"Crunching tackle from behind"

Etc etc

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Given that I would never choose to watch/play/talk about football (or any other team sport to be fair) in any circumstance, I’m going to go with the sex option please

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

There’s always another game tomorrow. There’s not always sex tomorrow…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex every time

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Football dudes can football- i'll look after your wife for a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a Bolton fan, so for the best part of the last decade I’d have said sex. But we’re getting better, so would now depend if anyone would actually want sex with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football. Would need to be something spectacular for me to patch a game, only 90 mins so I'm sure it could wait unless they want to bend me over the couch while I watch.

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Sex. 22 men in shorts kicking a bag of wind about while getting massively paid. Our troops get paid alot less and they get shot at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both

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By *ermbiMan
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

Football is painfully boring. A crowd of overpaid guys who dive and cause a drama in case their hair would be out of place or they break a nail. Irish gaelic football is a far better game to watch. People play for pride. No cheque at the end of the week for a few sessions of training and a game. Give me sex any day

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Tomorrow I won't have to choose hopefully. Will be watching West Ham in the semi final in a pub with a Fab meet with sex before/after/both.

If I had to choose though, it'd be football for tomorrow. Sorry if you're reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex every time

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Both

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

Our picture on profile shows both possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our picture on profile shows both possible

xx"

Lol xx

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Sex every time over any sport!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Sex. 22 men in shorts kicking a bag of wind about while getting massively paid. Our troops get paid alot less and they get shot at "

Now that’s a progressive plan I’d support to make the game more interesting

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

And no sex during the fa cup final, one cant miss the action on the pitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big game, like a Final or promotion decider? No contest, Shag, I’m off to the Football.

An offer of a bit of slap and tickle from a hot lovely off of that FabSwingers, versus a mundane league fixture? I’ll have the leg trembler please.

In fact, it’s how I used to get a few Fab meet hours free back in the day … off to a “football match”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd choose a single malt a good book Collies by my side and the crackling of a log fire..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

I wonder how that beautiful girl/lady/woman would take that news…

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

SEX

I don't get the passion for football at all. The game has far too many players who are overpaid, rude, idiots, who cry at the slightest of injuries, with fans who cannot be trusted to share a stand with opposing fans.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football... Europa league final no better feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a blowjob during the euro finals with beer in hand. Doesn't get much better than that.

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By *ulie RobertsTV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

"I had a blowjob during the euro finals with beer in hand. Doesn't get much better than that."

I’d be happy to provide that service while he watches football, I hate football

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

The last time Hades had that option he chose sex

Correct choice (*grins smugly) though his football mates didn't think so.

Cherry x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"The last time Hades had that option he chose sex

Correct choice (*grins smugly) though his football mates didn't think so.

Cherry x "

After seeing his choice of team I can see why

Sorry buddy

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

The Mr quite likes getting a BJ while watching the football.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Big game, like a Final or promotion decider? No contest, Shag, I’m off to the Football.

An offer of a bit of slap and tickle from a hot lovely off of that FabSwingers, versus a mundane league fixture? I’ll have the leg trembler please.

In fact, it’s how I used to get a few Fab meet hours free back in the day … off to a “football match” "
That is good and yes and a final or promotion as well, normal game too

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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

No interest in football at all so sex wins every time for me

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I don't like football, so I guess my choice is obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex all the way it’s more enjoyable

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Sex. Lasts longer

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Football. Or blowjob while watching football. Or a half time quickie.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

...or Cake? Throw that in the mix!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"The last time Hades had that option he chose sex

Correct choice (*grins smugly) though his football mates didn't think so.

Cherry x "

INNNNNN MY DEFENCE she offered biscuits *shrugs*

…

Who am I kidding!? HAVE YOU SEEN CHERRY!?

I’d climbed Everest to diddle her with my disco stick!

Judging from messages we get, I’m not alone either!

Hades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

SEX alllll day long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(football)

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