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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where’s that Ash with the lounge bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniel and cola please barmaid and emmm what ever your haveing on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me so thirsty today cant shift it think its cos i was glued to the bog having a dumb and dumber moment dehydrated me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack Daniel and cola please barmaid and emmm what ever your haveing on me "

Coming right up . I’ll have a jäger

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Lager top ..please hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me so thirsty today cant shift it think its cos i was glued to the bog having a dumb and dumber moment dehydrated me "

Gallon of water coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lager top ..please hun xx "

Hello stranger . What would you like on top of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jack Daniel and cola please barmaid and emmm what ever your haveing on me

Coming right up . I’ll have a jäger "

Thank you and ok then perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got one thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got one thanks "

Evening Stumpy. Please yourself then, I’ll drink yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka Diet Coke please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you serve coffees at this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got one thanks

Evening Stumpy. Please yourself then, I’ll drink yours "

Well you know you’d be welcome to join me

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

As the OP from another thread wasn’t sharing, can I have a bottle of whiskey please?

The cheap stuff from Aldi will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the OP from another thread wasn’t sharing, can I have a bottle of whiskey please?

The cheap stuff from Aldi will do "

How do you know I shop at Aldi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double vodka Diet Coke please x"

Ice and a slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you serve coffees at this time?"

This isn’t a cafe . Of course, what would you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you serve coffees at this time?

This isn’t a cafe . Of course, what would you like "

Single shot latte please

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By *axx82Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Do you serve coffees at this time?

This isn’t a cafe . Of course, what would you like "

Espresso for me, please.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Can I have 2 pints of San Miguel and 2 Pernod lemonade's please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bottle of absithe and a jar of sugar cubes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the OP from another thread wasn’t sharing, can I have a bottle of whiskey please?

The cheap stuff from Aldi will do "

A whole bottle . Would you like a mixer for it

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Glayvar. Full bottle. Hic....

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

[Removed by poster at 19/03/22 20:02:19]

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"[Removed by poster at 19/03/22 20:02:19]"

Can of please if you insist on a mixer

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Coke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I need a double! In fact give me two amaretto sours please

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"[Removed by poster at 19/03/22 20:02:19]"

Ben Romach, the 15 year old. . . .don't you dare come near with any mixer except that wee drop of water

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you serve coffees at this time?

This isn’t a cafe . Of course, what would you like

Espresso for me, please. "

Shot of brandy in it

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Think I need a double! In fact give me two amaretto sours please "

I have dissorono. Any good? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coke"

Can’t you make your mind up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have 2 pints of San Miguel and 2 Pernod lemonade's please. "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up "

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up "

Swear I typed in the first and second posts. Only asking for it as a mixer so not that important

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Long slow screw against the wall please..

The cocktail 1st

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Grrr it removes c0ke from my messages. Fuck it I’ll just have the whiskey

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

Swear I typed in the first and second posts. Only asking for it as a mixer so not that important "

C*** sometimes get autoblocked fir dr**s reference

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this?? "

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Think I need a double! In fact give me two amaretto sours please

I have dissorono. Any good? X"

I'm in a pub mate they have loads of it. Get your erse down here.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Think I need a double! In fact give me two amaretto sours please

I have dissorono. Any good? X

I'm in a pub mate they have loads of it. Get your erse down here. "

I would. Small problem. 13 year old son with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grrr it removes c0ke from my messages. Fuck it I’ll just have the whiskey "

Ok Sprout calm the feck down…deep breaths and here’s a bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience "

Add honesty to your list of pros

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros "

You could help behind the bar x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear Chëëky6? - please may I have a large highball filled Martin Miller's Gin and tonic, served with ice and a wedge of lime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling water please. And something for yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I need a double! In fact give me two amaretto sours please

I have dissorono. Any good? X

I'm in a pub mate they have loads of it. Get your erse down here.

I would. Small problem. 13 year old son with me "

Bring him! We’ll all have a wee sing-along in a minute. He’ll have a ball!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Think I need a double! In fact give me two amaretto sours please

I have dissorono. Any good? X

I'm in a pub mate they have loads of it. Get your erse down here.

I would. Small problem. 13 year old son with me

Bring him! We’ll all have a wee sing-along in a minute. He’ll have a ball! "

En route x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Grrr it removes c0ke from my messages. Fuck it I’ll just have the whiskey

Ok Sprout calm the feck down…deep breaths and here’s a bottle "

Thank you. I’ll be in my happy place in 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Chëëky6? - please may I have a large highball filled Martin Miller's Gin and tonic, served with ice and a wedge of lime? "

You’re Ram-bling now Nero, I think you’ve had enough

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Grrr it removes c0ke from my messages. Fuck it I’ll just have the whiskey

Ok Sprout calm the feck down…deep breaths and here’s a bottle

Thank you. I’ll be in my happy place in 30 minutes "

30? Amateur

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Think I need a double! In fact give me two amaretto sours please

I have dissorono. Any good? X

I'm in a pub mate they have loads of it. Get your erse down here.

I would. Small problem. 13 year old son with me

Bring him! We’ll all have a wee sing-along in a minute. He’ll have a ball! "

That sounds like the start of a social.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Think I need a double! In fact give me two amaretto sours please

I have dissorono. Any good? X

I'm in a pub mate they have loads of it. Get your erse down here.

I would. Small problem. 13 year old son with me

Bring him! We’ll all have a wee sing-along in a minute. He’ll have a ball!

That sounds like the start of a social. "

This needs to occur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros "

Like poster below said..you can come and help..pleeeeeeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros

You could help behind the bar x"

I’d be a disaster, but I can smile, chat and put out bowls of snacks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grrr it removes c0ke from my messages. Fuck it I’ll just have the whiskey

Ok Sprout calm the feck down…deep breaths and here’s a bottle

Thank you. I’ll be in my happy place in 30 minutes "

Where’s that then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros

You could help behind the bar x

I’d be a disaster, but I can smile, chat and put out bowls of snacks."

Yes and drinks are free

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Grrr it removes c0ke from my messages. Fuck it I’ll just have the whiskey "

Try the Pepsi

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros

You could help behind the bar x

I’d be a disaster, but I can smile, chat and put out bowls of snacks."

Reach for the high stuff.....no, scrap that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Espresso martini please.

Cheers

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sparkling water please. And something for yourself. "

Only serve tap water here but I can blow into for a few minutes to create some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much Guinness as you have please - and some new nails as I now have to sit through an England France game that I actually want England to win

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros

You could help behind the bar x

I’d be a disaster, but I can smile, chat and put out bowls of snacks.

Reach for the high stuff.....no, scrap that x"

Whit nae Bombay Mix!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros

You could help behind the bar x

I’d be a disaster, but I can smile, chat and put out bowls of snacks.

Yes and drinks are free "

Free drinks?!

*whips off top*

Let’s partaaaaay!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros

You could help behind the bar x

I’d be a disaster, but I can smile, chat and put out bowls of snacks.

Reach for the high stuff.....no, scrap that x

Whit nae Bombay Mix!"

Brannigans.....oh shit, they're not available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this virtual bar is very realistic

can we BYOB?

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros

You could help behind the bar x

I’d be a disaster, but I can smile, chat and put out bowls of snacks.

Yes and drinks are free

Free drinks?!

*whips off top*

Let’s partaaaaay!"

( . Y . )

Like your bartending skills, Dieu. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Coke

Can’t you make your mind up

You’re lovely, gorgeous and clearly very efficient … but you sure you got the people skills for this??

No I’ve definitely not got the patience

Add honesty to your list of pros

You could help behind the bar x

I’d be a disaster, but I can smile, chat and put out bowls of snacks.

Yes and drinks are free

Free drinks?!

*whips off top*

Let’s partaaaaay!"

Ok, bit early, but why not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

x

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


" x"

Never too early for taps aff. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparkling water please. And something for yourself.

Only serve tap water here but I can blow into for a few minutes to create some "

I love the thought of your warm breath in my drink.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Sparkling water please. And something for yourself.

Only serve tap water here but I can blow into for a few minutes to create some

I love the thought of your warm breath in my drink. "

No she was farting in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have some tap water and substantial meal if the kitchens open

Thanks in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaegerbomb

Jaegerbomb

JAEGERBOMB

who's with me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allllll the JD, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of gallons of gin and a dash of tonic would be good

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Jaegerbomb

Jaegerbomb

JAEGERBOMB

who's with me?? "

Again, bit early, but let's go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apfelkorn and a single ice cube please oh and a bag of scratchings thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparkling water please. And something for yourself.

Only serve tap water here but I can blow into for a few minutes to create some

I love the thought of your warm breath in my drink.

No she was farting in it "

Mmmmmmm. Even nicer.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Sparkling water please. And something for yourself.

Only serve tap water here but I can blow into for a few minutes to create some

I love the thought of your warm breath in my drink.

No she was farting in it

Mmmmmmm. Even nicer. "

you've had enough fella. Get the bouncers!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Dear Chëëky6? - please may I have a large highball filled Martin Miller's Gin and tonic, served with ice and a wedge of lime?

You’re Ram-bling now Nero, I think you’ve had enough "

°

I'm totally bereft from being denied your libation.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Very large glass of Pino please lovely

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Malbec please?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Service is a bit poor here. Barmaid!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tit juice please

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Tit juice please "

You want ice in that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of ice cold Stella

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparkling water please. And something for yourself.

Only serve tap water here but I can blow into for a few minutes to create some

I love the thought of your warm breath in my drink.

No she was farting in it

Mmmmmmm. Even nicer.

you've had enough fella. Get the bouncers!"

Bad news: you ARE the bouncer! x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Tit juice please

You want ice in that?"

Nope, spoils the flavour

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Sparkling water please. And something for yourself.

Only serve tap water here but I can blow into for a few minutes to create some

I love the thought of your warm breath in my drink.

No she was farting in it

Mmmmmmm. Even nicer.

you've had enough fella. Get the bouncers!

Bad news: you ARE the bouncer! x"

Righto. Grab your coat son, you're barred! x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

......the DJ has arrived. Black Lace first up......we're having a gangbang, we're having a ball....

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"......the DJ has arrived. Black Lace first up......we're having a gangbang, we're having a ball...."

Can I request Agadooo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......the DJ has arrived. Black Lace first up......we're having a gangbang, we're having a ball...."

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"......the DJ has arrived. Black Lace first up......we're having a gangbang, we're having a ball....

Can I request Agadooo?"

Steady son, he's got pat and Mick lined up next with ' I haven't stopped dancing yet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gangbang? Ladies to left guys to the right. Im up first as I don’t mind taking one for the team

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"......the DJ has arrived. Black Lace first up......we're having a gangbang, we're having a ball....

Can I request Agadooo?

Steady son, he's got pat and Mick lined up next with ' I haven't stopped dancing yet' "

Okay, okay I will wait 29 minutes. But can we have the Conga afterwards?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

He's got Kylie lined up after with Finer Feelings. Tune

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"......the DJ has arrived. Black Lace first up......we're having a gangbang, we're having a ball....

Can I request Agadooo?

Steady son, he's got pat and Mick lined up next with ' I haven't stopped dancing yet'

Okay, okay I will wait 29 minutes. But can we have the Conga afterwards? "

Yep, but it's naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......the DJ has arrived. Black Lace first up......we're having a gangbang, we're having a ball....

Can I request Agadooo?

Steady son, he's got pat and Mick lined up next with ' I haven't stopped dancing yet'

Okay, okay I will wait 29 minutes. But can we have the Conga afterwards? "

Absolutely Davie.

There’s no haudin’ us back!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P"

Dieu, cheeky has left her post. Put you pants back on and serve some punters x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of red for us please x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P"

I’ve heard of whisky nose but not whisky fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P"

That's not a bad malt but my preference if going supermarket is Highland park dragon legend

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P

That's not a bad malt but my preference if going supermarket is Highland park dragon legend "

It's a comfort thing, first whisky himself got me on. Laphroaig is actually a bit too heavy on the smoke and peat for everyday for me but when I feel like I need a real boost I go for this

P

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P

Dieu, cheeky has left her post. Put you pants back on and serve some punters x"

Does she have to put the pants back on?

P

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P

Dieu, cheeky has left her post. Put you pants back on and serve some punters x

Does she have to put the pants back on?

P"

Well, they're currently dangling off the mild tap, so, it's a bit inconvenient. I could use them as a bar towel though x

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P

Dieu, cheeky has left her post. Put you pants back on and serve some punters x

Does she have to put the pants back on?

P

Well, they're currently dangling off the mild tap, so, it's a bit inconvenient. I could use them as a bar towel though x"

See recycle and reuse

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P

Dieu, cheeky has left her post. Put you pants back on and serve some punters x

Does she have to put the pants back on?

P

Well, they're currently dangling off the mild tap, so, it's a bit inconvenient. I could use them as a bar towel though x"

As long as I don’t have to put them back on after!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"3 fingers of good whisky please, Laphroaig preferably. Been a long day

P

Dieu, cheeky has left her post. Put you pants back on and serve some punters x

Does she have to put the pants back on?

P

Well, they're currently dangling off the mild tap, so, it's a bit inconvenient. I could use them as a bar towel though x

As long as I don’t have to put them back on after!"

only if I get to take the bra off x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What on earth is going on in here

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"What on earth is going on in here "

Black lace has been on, you left, so I'm the bouncer, dieu is serving, and I'm using her pants as a bar towel. Normal Saturday night really x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What on earth is going on in here

Black lace has been on, you left, so I'm the bouncer, dieu is serving, and I'm using her pants as a bar towel. Normal Saturday night really x"

You all simply can’t be left alone can you

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"What on earth is going on in here

Black lace has been on, you left, so I'm the bouncer, dieu is serving, and I'm using her pants as a bar towel. Normal Saturday night really x

You all simply can’t be left alone can you "

No. This is actually a classy night out in Barnsley x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"What on earth is going on in here

Black lace has been on, you left, so I'm the bouncer, dieu is serving, and I'm using her pants as a bar towel. Normal Saturday night really x"

Who left?

I didn't hwvr Yiu down as a knuckle dragger.

Pats were mentod! Ooooooooof

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"What on earth is going on in here

Black lace has been on, you left, so I'm the bouncer, dieu is serving, and I'm using her pants as a bar towel. Normal Saturday night really x

Who left?

I didn't hwvr Yiu down as a knuckle dragger.

Pats were mentod! Ooooooooof"

You've had too much! Dieu has git naked. It's warming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What on earth is going on in here "

Debauchery apparently

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"What on earth is going on in here

Debauchery apparently "

You'd better believe it......get off the pool table

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"What on earth is going on in here

Black lace has been on, you left, so I'm the bouncer, dieu is serving, and I'm using her pants as a bar towel. Normal Saturday night really x

Who left?

I didn't hwvr Yiu down as a knuckle dragger.

Pats were mentod! Ooooooooof

You've had too much! Dieu has git naked. It's warming up! "

Iv sobered up.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"What on earth is going on in here

Black lace has been on, you left, so I'm the bouncer, dieu is serving, and I'm using her pants as a bar towel. Normal Saturday night really x

Who left?

I didn't hwvr Yiu down as a knuckle dragger.

Pats were mentod! Ooooooooof

You've had too much! Dieu has git naked. It's warming up!

Iv sobered up. "

It was dieu being naked that did that, right? She's currently lathering herself up in baby oil

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"What on earth is going on in here

Black lace has been on, you left, so I'm the bouncer, dieu is serving, and I'm using her pants as a bar towel. Normal Saturday night really x

Who left?

I didn't hwvr Yiu down as a knuckle dragger.

Pats were mentod! Ooooooooof

You've had too much! Dieu has git naked. It's warming up!

Iv sobered up.

It was dieu being naked that did that, right? She's currently lathering herself up in baby oil "

Davie faints!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"What on earth is going on in here

Black lace has been on, you left, so I'm the bouncer, dieu is serving, and I'm using her pants as a bar towel. Normal Saturday night really x

Who left?

I didn't hwvr Yiu down as a knuckle dragger.

Pats were mentod! Ooooooooof

You've had too much! Dieu has git naked. It's warming up!

Iv sobered up.

It was dieu being naked that did that, right? She's currently lathering herself up in baby oil

Davie faints!"

Wait until dieu reads this...she'll kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fifey, behave!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Fifey, behave!!! "

Sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hope you’re all feeling rough this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little, the last pasty and the cider,was a Drop to far mouths drier then gandhis Flip flop

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I hope you’re all feeling rough this morning "

Chance would be a fine thing. You didn't serve me a single drink, despite my request for a Gin.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I hope you’re all feeling rough this morning "

......oh, my head x

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"I hope you’re all feeling rough this morning "

Had one drink then went to bed like a good girl

P

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'm a tad rough OP. I blame the barmaid, she kept force beer down my throat.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'm a tad rough OP. I blame the barmaid, she kept force beer down my throat. "

...err.....it wasn't beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope you’re all feeling rough this morning

Chance would be a fine thing. You didn't serve me a single drink, despite my request for a Gin. "

Your status

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm a tad rough OP. I blame the barmaid, she kept force beer down my throat.

...err.....it wasn't beer "

(Gasps in shock)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'm a tad rough OP. I blame the barmaid, she kept force beer down my throat.

...err.....it wasn't beer

(Gasps in shock) "

It's OK, I've still got her undies, and she's sleeping it off. She got a bit wild

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm a tad rough OP. I blame the barmaid, she kept force beer down my throat.

...err.....it wasn't beer

(Gasps in shock)

It's OK, I've still got her undies, and she's sleeping it off. She got a bit wild "

That's those posh burds for you.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'm a tad rough OP. I blame the barmaid, she kept force beer down my throat.

...err.....it wasn't beer

(Gasps in shock)

It's OK, I've still got her undies, and she's sleeping it off. She got a bit wild

That's those posh burds for you. "

She had the campari on an empty stomach

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Just knocking the doors to see if you’re open yes

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Just knocking the doors to see if you’re open yes"

Closed for urgent repairs to the ceiling

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I hope you’re all feeling rough this morning

Chance would be a fine thing. You didn't serve me a single drink, despite my request for a Gin.

Your status "

Doffs cap.

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