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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Instead of bringind old species like dinosaurs back, the latest mad science is to freeze current endangered specious to control their genes. Tom knows where this is heading and it won't end well ..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

So where is it heading Tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it all over the Zoo's?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Is it all over the Zoo's? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’ll end with ill tempered, mutated sea bass. Or freakin’ sharks, with freakin’ laser beams, attached to their freakin’ heads.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It’ll end with ill tempered, mutated sea bass. Or freakin’ sharks, with freakin’ laser beams, attached to their freakin’ heads."

That sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’ll end with ill tempered, mutated sea bass. Or freakin’ sharks, with freakin’ laser beams, attached to their freakin’ heads."

Which part of any of that is bad?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It’ll end with ill tempered, mutated sea bass. Or freakin’ sharks, with freakin’ laser beams, attached to their freakin’ heads.

Which part of any of that is bad?"

Science is awesome

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Has Tom been watching Snowpiercer by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does Tom get his news?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where does Tom get his news?"

Karen on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where does Tom get his news?

Karen on Facebook"

She’s reliable. She told me the earth was flat and that 5G gave me the common cold that put me on a ventilator

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Where does Tom get his news?

Karen on Facebook

She’s reliable. She told me the earth was flat and that 5G gave me the common cold that put me on a ventilator

This is known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where does Tom get his news?

Karen on Facebook

She’s reliable. She told me the earth was flat and that 5G gave me the common cold that put me on a ventilator

This is known

She mentioned something about Hillary Clinton drinking the blood of virgins as well but told me to do my own research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's not a Tasmanian Wolf I'm sure we'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where does Tom get his drugs?"

Also Karen on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where does Tom get his news?

Karen on Facebook

She’s reliable. She told me the earth was flat and that 5G gave me the common cold that put me on a ventilator

The social media scientists and doctors are second to none, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where does Tom get his news?

Karen on Facebook

She’s reliable. She told me the earth was flat and that 5G gave me the common cold that put me on a ventilator

The social media scientists and doctors are second to none, right?

They’re also experts on the conflict in Ukraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where does Tom get his drugs?

Also Karen on Facebook. "

Catnip isn’t technically a drug no matter how much of it he smokes

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Where does Tom get his drugs?

Also Karen on Facebook.

Catnip isn’t technically a drug no matter how much of it he smokes

Tell that to the genetically engineered tigers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where does Tom get his drugs?

Also Karen on Facebook.

Catnip isn’t technically a drug no matter how much of it he smokes

Tell that to the genetically engineered tigers

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

It’s not about controlling the genome of endangered species Tom. It’s akin to the seed bank, it’s preserving the genomic information of species at risk of having such small populations that the risk of inbreeding is causing a genetic bottleneck and increasing the chance of the wild populations suffering from harmful mutations.

I remember reading something a while back about debilitating tumours in Amur leopards caused by such a genetic bottleneck. We as humans need to do more to address the root cause of these animals being endangered in the first place but having a back up can’t be a bad thing can it?

I get that you don’t like animals (or scientists) Tom but if we can prevent any of these poor creatures from suffering slow and painful deaths surely that’s a good thing.

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By *pongly-dongMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I would love a genetically engineered tiger. To act as a butler and valet.

I’d quite to genetically engineer a horny panda too. So the lazy arseholes can save themselves and stop being so grumpy.

Or I suppose I could just mutant tiger to threaten to eat them if they don’t it on.

Please don’t try that tactic on here though. Very unseemly.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’ll end with ill tempered, mutated sea bass. Or freakin’ sharks, with freakin’ laser beams, attached to their freakin’ heads.

Which part of any of that is bad?

Science is awesome"

Everything is awesome \m/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this doesn’t end with real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I’ll be massively disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this doesn’t end with real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I’ll be massively disappointed."

As long as we don’t get real life Shredder. He’d be a bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this doesn’t end with real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I’ll be massively disappointed.

As long as we don’t get real life Shredder. He’d be a bastard! "

Also Splinter. Imagine seeing a giant rat running around. No thanks

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These science types will play God and mix the geromes ..

They will try to create a super species.. faster stronger and more poisonous..

They will harvest super salmon to feed us and all in the name of progress.. they will create another Frankenstein..

This will not end well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These science types will play God and mix the geromes ..

They will try to create a super species.. faster stronger and more poisonous..

They will harvest super salmon to feed us and all in the name of progress.. they will create another Frankenstein..

This will not end well "

What about the Robsons?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She mentioned something about Hillary Clinton drinking the blood of virgins as well but told me to do my own research. "

That shit is true BTW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this doesn’t end with real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I’ll be massively disappointed.

As long as we don’t get real life Shredder. He’d be a bastard!

Also Splinter. Imagine seeing a giant rat running around. No thanks

Plenty of them fuckers running round Stoke already

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dogapuss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She mentioned something about Hillary Clinton drinking the blood of virgins as well but told me to do my own research.

That shit is true BTW"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this doesn’t end with real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I’ll be massively disappointed.

As long as we don’t get real life Shredder. He’d be a bastard!

Also Splinter. Imagine seeing a giant rat running around. No thanks

Plenty of them fuckers running round Stoke already"

I met a few Stoke City fans once and can confirm this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"These science types will play God and mix the geromes ..

They will try to create a super species.. faster stronger and more poisonous..

They will harvest super salmon to feed us and all in the name of progress.. they will create another Frankenstein..

This will not end well

What about the Robsons?

You get a poor rendition of Unchained Melody

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

It might put an end to crap posts on the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These science types will play God and mix the geromes ..

They will try to create a super species.. faster stronger and more poisonous..

They will harvest super salmon to feed us and all in the name of progress.. they will create another Frankenstein..

This will not end well

What about the Robsons?

You get a poor rendition of Unchained Melody

I was waiting for someone to appreciate that joke

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hopefully Walt Disney will have a pet thylacine in our glorious future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this doesn’t end with real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I’ll be massively disappointed.

As long as we don’t get real life Shredder. He’d be a bastard!

Also Splinter. Imagine seeing a giant rat running around. No thanks

Plenty of them fuckers running round Stoke already

I met a few Stoke City fans once and can confirm this

Oooo that’s a low blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this doesn’t end with real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I’ll be massively disappointed.

As long as we don’t get real life Shredder. He’d be a bastard!

Also Splinter. Imagine seeing a giant rat running around. No thanks

Plenty of them fuckers running round Stoke already

I met a few Stoke City fans once and can confirm this

Oooo that’s a low blow

They were trying to fight me so I think it’s allowed

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Hopefully Walt Disney will have a pet thylacine in our glorious future."

He already has a mummy wolf and a daddy tiger and if what I read on here is true then a thylacine is the only logical conclusion.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hopefully Walt Disney will have a pet thylacine in our glorious future.

He already has a mummy wolf and a daddy tiger and if what I read on here is true then a thylacine is the only logical conclusion. "

Excellent. A zombie future for all. It'll be entertaining

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"If this doesn’t end with real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I’ll be massively disappointed."

I bet they don't have pineapple on their pizzas

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