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Wanted to trim my chest hair today and attached the wrong trimmer head...now I look like a plucked chicken 
That said it showed me just how out of shape I have gotten, I am a chubby little meatball, time to hit the abs again  | |||
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"Refusing to believe you're ever a chubby little meatball..." Same | |||
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"Refusing to believe you're ever a chubby little meatball... Same "You're not though  x | |||
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"Refusing to believe you're ever a chubby little meatball..." In the grand scheme of things, arent we all? Just in varying degrees of meatiness | |||
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"Someone say Meatballs? 
Love meatballs I do  "Subway, with onion, cheese, bbq sauce toasted  | |||
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"Someone say Meatballs?
Love meatballs I do
Subway, with onion, cheese, bbq sauce toasted "You buying  | |||
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"Refusing to believe you're ever a chubby little meatball... In the grand scheme of things, arent we all? Just in varying degrees of meatiness "I guess we are, mate. I guess we are. #meatballphilosophy | |||
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"Someone say Meatballs?
Love meatballs I do
Subway, with onion, cheese, bbq sauce toasted
You buying "Yep. I'll even get the cookies | |||
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"You make this face
Wanted to trim my chest hair today and attached the wrong trimmer head...now I look like a plucked chicken
That said it showed me just how out of shape I have gotten, I am a chubby little meatball, time to hit the abs again "I did similar with my beard a while ago. I was trimming it and the head fell off. I shaved a reverse Mohawk into me beard | |||
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"I'm usually a vegetarian but..... "You want meat?  x | |||
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"You make this face
Wanted to trim my chest hair today and attached the wrong trimmer head...now I look like a plucked chicken
That said it showed me just how out of shape I have gotten, I am a chubby little meatball, time to hit the abs again "Chubby little meatball sounds really cute though - not sure you're going to live it down | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but..." I didn't know you spoke Swedish? | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? " He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA | |||
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"I'm usually a vegetarian but.....
You want meat? x"I'm very selective  | |||
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"I'm usually a vegetarian but.....
You want meat? x
I'm very selective "That's me out then. I'm definitely hind quarters  x | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA "Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball? | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball? "With chips and mustard | |||
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"I'm usually a vegetarian but.....
You want meat? x
I'm very selective
That's me out then. I'm definitely hind quarters x"Don't be silly x | |||
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"I'm usually a vegetarian but.....
You want meat? x
I'm very selective
That's me out then. I'm definitely hind quarters x
Don't be silly x" x | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard "Mustard??? | |||
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"You make this face
Wanted to trim my chest hair today and attached the wrong trimmer head...now I look like a plucked chicken
That said it showed me just how out of shape I have gotten, I am a chubby little meatball, time to hit the abs again
I did similar with my beard a while ago. I was trimming it and the head fell off. I shaved a reverse Mohawk into me beard "i did it with my hair... lockdown covid cut. made it in to a mr T. liked it! | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard??? "Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x"The gravy is to DIE for.  | |||
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"Refusing to believe you're ever a chubby little meatball... In the grand scheme of things, arent we all? Just in varying degrees of meatiness
I guess we are, mate. I guess we are. #meatballphilosophy "I'm going to describe myself as a meatball grande from now on. | |||
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"Refusing to believe you're ever a chubby little meatball... In the grand scheme of things, arent we all? Just in varying degrees of meatiness
I guess we are, mate. I guess we are. #meatballphilosophy
I'm going to describe myself as a meatball grande from now on." I think I suit chubby little meatball quite well. I usually think potato but change is as good as a holiday | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for. "Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud X | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for.
Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud X" Gobsmacked | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for.
Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud X
Gobsmacked "With mustard, they're lip-smacking x | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for.
Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud X
Gobsmacked
With mustard, they're lip-smacking x" | |||
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Awww…. Come ‘ere my chubby little meatball!!! | |||
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"I'm usually teatotsl but... I didn't know you spoke Swedish? He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for.
Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud X
Gobsmacked
With mustard, they're lip-smacking x
"Something is telling me you're not a fan of this option x | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. " I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X | |||
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"Hejsan, hur mår du? DAVIE! Call for you!" My Swedish friend taught me that | |||
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"Hejsan, hur mår du? DAVIE! Call for you!" you might be right there.  | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X"Blame Bootylover | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X"Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please. | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please. "But no jam | |||
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"Hejsan, hur mår du? DAVIE! Call for you! you might be right there. "I asked how you were, not do you want your balls sucked | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam "I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam. I'm fairly sure.... | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please. "Mustard......what's with the love for the mud coloured sauce X | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
Mustard......what's with the love for the mud coloured sauce X"It's pure heaven | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure...."Ligonberry.....no thanks x | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure...."Cranberry sauce  | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure....
Ligonberry.....no thanks x"Oh yeah. That delicious stuff. Mmmmm. | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure....
Cranberry sauce "It's not cranberry sauce. Im off to google... | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
Mustard......what's with the love for the mud coloured sauce X
It's pure heaven"I give up! You ladies and the sauces x | |||
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"Saucy meatballs. Yes please! "......gets coat. Heads to IKEA to use litre of mud coloured sauce | |||
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"Saucy meatballs. Yes please!
......gets coat. Heads to IKEA to use litre of mud coloured sauce "I prefer a picante salsa for my meatballs | |||
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"Saucy meatballs. Yes please!
......gets coat. Heads to IKEA to use litre of mud coloured sauce
I prefer a picante salsa for my meatballs "Is that beside the Billy bookcases? | |||
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"Love sauce on my balls "Lowered the tone now Bertie x | |||
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"Love sauce on my balls
Lowered the tone now Bertie x"Whoop!! | |||
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"Love sauce on my balls
Lowered the tone now Bertie x
Whoop!!"I'm currently pouring it on mine. When you coming around for your meal? x | |||
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It's like one of those things you wish you never saw! | |||
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"You're laughing but I can't look at myself in the mirror
It's like one of those things you wish you never saw!"We were trying to cheer you up. I'm sure you don't look like a plucked chicken! | |||
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"Love sauce on my balls
Lowered the tone now Bertie x
Whoop!!
I'm currently pouring it on mine. When you coming around for your meal? x"The dog's numbed my legs so I don't leave the couch... | |||
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"Last year i tested how sharp a Stanley knife was by shaving a square of forearm hair its still not grown back properly " What possessed you to do that? | |||
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"You're laughing but I can't look at myself in the mirror
It's like one of those things you wish you never saw!"Ummmmmmm take the mirrors down or cover them up. Then you can't see it. Problem solved! For my next trick, I'll resolve the whole "chicken/egg" debate | |||
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"Last year i tested how sharp a Stanley knife was by shaving a square of forearm hair its still not grown back properly What possessed you to do that? " id just changed the blade over but it was rusty wasnt sure if id already blunted that end | |||
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I doubt it! | |||
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now. I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure....
Cranberry sauce
It's not cranberry sauce.
Im off to google..."Probably a little too late to save you the effort but it is indeed loganberry sauce as previously alluded to above - it's as sweet as cranberry and goes very well with the sauce. Used to be quite partial to them before becoming veganish - the veggie balls are okay but not a patch on the mushed monkey variety | |||
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