FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies, I’ll fill your petrol tank if….

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

Up the anti and fill my tank with diesel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck off Rex

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Clown

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

Up the anti and fill my tank with diesel

I’m not made of money you know

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Feck off Rex

I never said what with

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

What are you going to fill it with and what is petrol tank a euphemism for?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Clown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck off Rex

I never said what with

Blooming plant food I expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its only a case of "showing" bum hole...then ladies tell him to "show you the money"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What are you going to fill it with and what is petrol tank a euphemism for?

You’ve known me for too long now, I’ve been outed

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Feck off Rex

I never said what with

Blooming plant food I expect

Water

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If its only a case of "showing" bum hole...then ladies tell him to "show you the money shot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I don't have a petrol tank. Faf instead?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?"

This is exactly what I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already on 3/4 full. I'll comeback to you next week when it's on empty

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't have a petrol tank. Faf instead?

I’ll just fill your tank instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

This is exactly what I want

I’ll glue my credit card to the bathroom floor and set up a motion sensor camera. That should do it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm already on 3/4 full. I'll comeback to you next week when it's on empty

Even a 1/4 is expensive these days

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

This is exactly what I want

I’ll glue my credit card to the bathroom floor and set up a motion sensor camera. That should do it

Can I have your Wi-Fi code please so I see it in real time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

This is exactly what I want

I’ll glue my credit card to the bathroom floor and set up a motion sensor camera. That should do it

Can I have your Wi-Fi code please so I see it in real time?

WatchUsRexTheMic

We’re massive PJ and Duncan fans

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

This is exactly what I want

I’ll glue my credit card to the bathroom floor and set up a motion sensor camera. That should do it

Can I have your Wi-Fi code please so I see it in real time?

WatchUsRexTheMic

We’re massive PJ and Duncan fans

Thanks pet

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

Any size tank?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

Any size tank?"

Depends if I can see in the hole or not

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

It’s gone up to £1.80 a litre now so this is a very good offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok done oooo wait I don’t drive I just a bad word ok I do it as long as you fill me up

Ooooo god run and hide it’s a joke people

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ok done oooo wait I don’t drive I just a bad word ok I do it as long as you fill me up

Ooooo god run and hide it’s a joke people

Can we right right down into it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok done oooo wait I don’t drive I just a bad word ok I do it as long as you fill me up

Ooooo god run and hide it’s a joke people

Can we right right down into it?

Off corse I come pre prepare just pull the butt plug out go wild fill me up zip up and walk away leave me to re plug my self pull my knickers up and go about my day

Oooo god I am going to need to run and hide with this comment ha ha

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

I have prepaid leccy cards for those situations. Always thinking you see

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Errrrrr thanks for the bum hole………. I think

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Im sure j could be persuaded if we ask nicely

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Im sure j could be persuaded if we ask nicely

Pease, pretty please

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

I have prepaid leccy cards for those situations. Always thinking you see

^ he's a lecc-trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying..."

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

I think the rear socket may struggle

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

I think the rear socket may struggle

But it’s universal

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Can I show you someone else’s bumhole instead?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I show you someone else’s bumhole instead?

Yes but I won’t fill your tank up though

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't have a car, can you fill my bumhole instead?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Can I show you someone else’s bumhole instead?

Yes but I won’t fill your tank up though

Well tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

I think the rear socket may struggle

But it’s universal

I'm not?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't have a car, can you fill my bumhole instead? "

Can I put my plums in as well?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I show you someone else’s bumhole instead?

Yes but I won’t fill your tank up though

Well tight. "

you could’ve shaved it first before sending

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

I think the rear socket may struggle

But it’s universal

I'm not? "

I’ve heard you’re worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

I think the rear socket may struggle

But it’s universal

I'm not?

I’ve heard you’re worse

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