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In order what are the first three things you do in the morning

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good afternoon all

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Have a pee, take a dump, wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up "

Wouldn’t fancy using your loo in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank. Fail to orgasm. Cry.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up

Wouldn’t fancy using your loo in the morning! "

Ah, you can use the guest bathroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up

Wouldn’t fancy using your loo in the morning!

Ah, you can use the guest bathroom!"

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Check my phone, no messages, cry a bit …

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Switch off the alarm. Shite. Shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea , toilet then shower is my routine

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Fart pee make coffee x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Fart pee make coffee x"
all rymes that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make my bed, put the kettle on, take a piss

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fart

Scratch my balls

Yawn

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Pee, feed cat, tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make my bed,pee and coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open my eyes

Check the time

Die a little inside

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Pee tea smoke.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wee and a poo

Take the dog out for his wee and poo

Pick up dogs poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open my eyes

Check the time

Die a little inside"

Relatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open my eyes

Check the time

Die a little inside"

This

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Have a wee and a poo

Take the dog out for his wee and poo

Pick up dogs poo

"

shit start really xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up.

Look in the mirror.

Cum on the mirror.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Toilet, breakfast, shower. Not at the same time though!

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent


"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up "

Do you not get out of bed first?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you

Your’e welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open my eyes

Turn the alarm off

Scroll my phone

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

This morning it was wake up in agony.

Hobble downstairs.

Find out I can't open the door to get my parcel as my son had locked me in

Usually it's check the time.

Gather my stuff into my bag.

Put my socks or slippers on.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Up.

Look in the mirror.

Cum on the mirror."

Do you clean the mirror afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a normal day - Stretch, loo, teeth.

After a curry night -

Loo,Loo,Loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand stand at toilet

Shower

Brush teeth

Done

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Put the kettle on

Have a wee

Make coffee x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Scratch nuts, shave then shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the kettle on

Have a wee

Make coffee x"

Who mentioned "coffee"

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up

Do you not get out of bed first? "

It's an age thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super strong coffee, protein shake, turn on tv

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ask Alexa to put the radio on

Chuck the cats off the bed so I can get up

Open the curtains and window to see what the weather is doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up.

Look in the mirror.

Cum on the mirror.

Do you clean the mirror afterwards?"

Pffft no.

Maid does.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Pee , wank and shower

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Pee,make bed, make a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up, stand on Lego the kids left on the bedroom floor, shout fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up

Scratch my arse

Pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up

Fuss the dog

Go for a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee shower brush teeth

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Grab phone

Pee

Open curtains

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tea. Tea. Tea.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Jog around the block 3 times, naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off my alarm

Stretch

Fart

Then get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn off my alarm

Stretch

Fart

Then get out of bed "

Wonko does maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play Reveille to awaken the household.

I shout “3 laps around my gorgeous body….go”

I get the minions to put the coffee on to brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit-down see

Flush

Sanitise my hands

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Open my eyes

Roll over

Go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit-down see

Flush

Sanitise my hands"

*wee, sit-down wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit-down see

Flush

Sanitise my hands

*wee, sit-down wee."

a sit down wee is a powerful thing

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I think fuck I'm awake got a rageing hard on .

Need to pee

Stagger to the loo eyes still closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea 1, cup of tea 2 and cup of tea 3......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a piss walk upto the gym and perv women in tight pantsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up, roll over, go back to sleep.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Wake up ,pick up phone,log into fab

It's the same every morning ..lol

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Climb out of bed

Go for a pee

Then climb into pjs

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Up.

Look in the mirror.

Cum on the mirror.

Do you clean the mirror afterwards?"

That was my thought as well

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Sit up

Put pj's on

Go for a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank. Fail to orgasm. Cry. "

This is the most Goth thing I've heard EVER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open my eyes

Check the time

Die a little inside"

Or maybe this is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up "

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ache, creak, wince.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wake up

I say i miss you ....

Have a pee prep a coffee

Have a cig

Then drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wake up

I say i miss you ....

Have a pee prep a coffee

Have a cig

Then drink coffee"

Just played a chord on my heartstrings there mate.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Ablute

Breakfast

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of bed

Take a piss

Make coffee

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Pee, feed the cats then shower

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Out of bed, toilet, 10 minutes of yoga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wake up

I say i miss you ....

Have a pee prep a coffee

Have a cig

Then drink coffee

Just played a chord on my heartstrings there mate. "

life is music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of bed

PJs

Dog takes over my side of bed

Turn music on

Check my son

Go to the toilet

Go back to son to get him out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of bed, toilet, 10 minutes of yoga"

Snap... but more yoga...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up.

Look in the mirror.

Cum on the mirror.

Do you clean the mirror afterwards?

That was my thought as well "

No.

My maid does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet

Kettle on

Feed cats

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

depends who’s in my bed

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Normally say/text good morning to My Girl, shout the kids out of bed, return to bed for about 5 mins until I motive myself to actually get up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn my alarm off

Reach for my glasses

Check stuff on my phone

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Super stretch with sound effects.

Wee.

Message my sexy man.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

If I’m alone - put alarm on snooze for 20 mins - pee - clean teeth/shower.

If I’m in bed with a nice chap. - Pee - wash hands - wake him up by sucking his cock. Generally results in some rather lovely morning sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I’m alone - put alarm on snooze for 20 mins - pee - clean teeth/shower.

If I’m in bed with a nice chap. - Pee - wash hands - wake him up by sucking his cock. Generally results in some rather lovely morning sex. "

I like mourning sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit snooze for 5 mins, hit snooze again, hit snooze again

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"If I’m alone - put alarm on snooze for 20 mins - pee - clean teeth/shower.

If I’m in bed with a nice chap. - Pee - wash hands - wake him up by sucking his cock. Generally results in some rather lovely morning sex.

I like mourning sex. "

What? Sex whilst grieving?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Get out of bed, make coffee, return to bed to drink

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Shave, shower then get dried.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"If I’m alone - put alarm on snooze for 20 mins - pee - clean teeth/shower.

If I’m in bed with a nice chap. - Pee - wash hands - wake him up by sucking his cock. Generally results in some rather lovely morning sex.

I like mourning sex.

What? Sex whilst grieving? "

…….. you’ve definitely got the wardrobe for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put kettle on

Take medication

let the dogs out

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Turn alarm off.

Doze for another 15-30mins.

Get up begrudgingly.

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