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"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up " Wouldn’t fancy using your loo in the morning! | |||
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"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up Wouldn’t fancy using your loo in the morning! " Ah, you can use the guest bathroom! | |||
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"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up Wouldn’t fancy using your loo in the morning! Ah, you can use the guest bathroom!" | |||
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"Fart pee make coffee x" all rymes that xx | |||
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"Open my eyes Check the time Die a little inside" Relatable | |||
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"Have a wee and a poo Take the dog out for his wee and poo Pick up dogs poo " shit start really xx | |||
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"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up " Do you not get out of bed first? | |||
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"Up. Look in the mirror. Cum on the mirror." Do you clean the mirror afterwards? | |||
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"Put the kettle on Have a wee Make coffee x" Who mentioned "coffee" | |||
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"Have a pee, take a dump, wake up Do you not get out of bed first? " It's an age thing | |||
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"Up. Look in the mirror. Cum on the mirror. Do you clean the mirror afterwards?" Pffft no. Maid does. | |||
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"Turn off my alarm Stretch Fart Then get out of bed " Wonko does maths | |||
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"Sit-down see Flush Sanitise my hands *wee, sit-down wee." a sit down wee is a powerful thing | |||
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"Up. Look in the mirror. Cum on the mirror. Do you clean the mirror afterwards?" That was my thought as well | |||
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"Wank. Fail to orgasm. Cry. " This is the most Goth thing I've heard EVER! | |||
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"Open my eyes Check the time Die a little inside" Or maybe this is... | |||
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"I wake up I say i miss you .... Have a pee prep a coffee Have a cig Then drink coffee" Just played a chord on my heartstrings there mate. | |||
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"I wake up I say i miss you .... Have a pee prep a coffee Have a cig Then drink coffee Just played a chord on my heartstrings there mate. " life is music | |||
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"Out of bed, toilet, 10 minutes of yoga" Snap... but more yoga... | |||
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"Up. Look in the mirror. Cum on the mirror. Do you clean the mirror afterwards? That was my thought as well " No. My maid does. | |||
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"If I’m alone - put alarm on snooze for 20 mins - pee - clean teeth/shower. If I’m in bed with a nice chap. - Pee - wash hands - wake him up by sucking his cock. Generally results in some rather lovely morning sex. I like mourning sex. " What? Sex whilst grieving? | |||
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"If I’m alone - put alarm on snooze for 20 mins - pee - clean teeth/shower. If I’m in bed with a nice chap. - Pee - wash hands - wake him up by sucking his cock. Generally results in some rather lovely morning sex. I like mourning sex. What? Sex whilst grieving? " …….. you’ve definitely got the wardrobe for it! | |||
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