FabSwingers.com forum: A tidy looking bumhole

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The other night whilst engaged in intercourse and playing jools said she doesn't like the look of her bumhole it's not as pretty or "tidy" as some of the bumholes you see pictured.

Is a tidy bumhole something that bothers you or is it something that you have never given a second thought?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Until we joined fab I'd never given any thought to my bumhole or vulva. Since joining I've realised that these things worry some people. Since like death and taxes mine are unavoidable and ever present I just accept them for what they are, give them a bit of a wash now and again and get along with life.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

As a fan of rimming I do appreciate a tidy looking one when in the moment.

But not something I look for in a meet or judge.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm quite interested to know how an anus can be tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something I have given a thought I can’t change my bits

But I did have a guy one complement it and say it was lovely while smashing it in

Didn’t quite know how to respond to it

Just sort off stumbled out a thank you and keep going like he haven’t sed anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a bum hole so what they all look different and not sure how you could make it tidy

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By *heelofTimeCouple
over a year ago

Two Rivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can they be tidy?

I can only think they wouldn't be if there were haemorroids or a prolapse present

Otherwise it's just an arsehole

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Bumholes are bumholes until you see a pretty one, then it's, hmmm, that's a pretty bumhole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"How can they be tidy?

I can only think they wouldn't be if there were haemorroids or a prolapse present

Otherwise it's just an arsehole"

You say that yet many get theirs bleached, so obviously appearance is something that bothers people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good

So true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite interested to know how an anus can be tidy.

Bit of bleach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?

Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…

Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.

“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a bum hole. It’s where the poo comes from. If you’re sticking your tongue in it and thinking about how unpretty it is I think you’ve got your priorities wrong

For what it’s worth I love rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good

I once seen a thread on Twitter about rimming and someone called them flavour drops

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?

Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…

Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.

“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”

Freddie and Tracey sound fun

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?

Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…

Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.

“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”

If a bleached bottom makes Tracey more comfortable then go Tracey. I'd question that attending the appointment together means they can deal with all of life's hurdles though.

Tracey: "the house is being repossessed, we're going to be homeless along with the dog, the cat and the triplets"

Freddie: "never fear my love. Remember the anal bleaching appointment? If we can get through that we'll get through this"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?

Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…

Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.

“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?

Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…

Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.

“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”

If a bleached bottom makes Tracey more comfortable then go Tracey. I'd question that attending the appointment together means they can deal with all of life's hurdles though.

Tracey: "the house is being repossessed, we're going to be homeless along with the dog, the cat and the triplets"

Freddie: "never fear my love. Remember the anal bleaching appointment? If we can get through that we'll get through this""

I know right! That quote just killed me off x

how’s that even a hurdle?

“I took her to get her anus bleached”

Go , freaking, you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good

Oh god, yep!!

Partial to waxed bums too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also did Freddie mind her latte brown coloured ass hole?

I kinda need answers now, like I’ve never needed answers before in my life

Freddie, Tracey… if you are on fab, please come forward!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good

I once seen a thread on Twitter about rimming and someone called them flavour drops

I have no words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good

I once seen a thread on Twitter about rimming and someone called them flavour drops

I have no words.

As disgusting as it is. It’s kinda brilliant at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a collection of different sized grapes round my bumhole. Would need a rope to cut them off and no doctor will touch them.

So I can't meet anymore because doggy is obviously out of the question and my face makes them hurl.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a collection of different sized grapes round my bumhole. Would need a rope to cut them off and no doctor will touch them.

So I can't meet anymore because doggy is obviously out of the question and my face makes them hurl.

Hazmat suit and gimp mask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?

Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…

Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.

“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”

If a bleached bottom makes Tracey more comfortable then go Tracey. I'd question that attending the appointment together means they can deal with all of life's hurdles though.

Tracey: "the house is being repossessed, we're going to be homeless along with the dog, the cat and the triplets"

Freddie: "never fear my love. Remember the anal bleaching appointment? If we can get through that we'll get through this""

I need a man like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a collection of different sized grapes round my bumhole. Would need a rope to cut them off and no doctor will touch them.

So I can't meet anymore because doggy is obviously out of the question and my face makes them hurl.

Hazmat suit and gimp mask? "

Googles: crotchless hazmat suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a collection of different sized grapes round my bumhole. Would need a rope to cut them off and no doctor will touch them.

So I can't meet anymore because doggy is obviously out of the question and my face makes them hurl.

Purple or green?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal bleaching is a thing apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea how tidy mine is, as I never see it. And nor does anyone else currently

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good

I once seen a thread on Twitter about rimming and someone called them flavour drops

Clitty litter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good

I once seen a thread on Twitter about rimming and someone called them flavour drops

Clitty litter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it when they look like a barking spider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal bleaching is a thing apparently "

Yes , yes it is x

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Slightly off at a tangent but I’ve seen some women with tattooed butt holes.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've personally never given it much thought, they mostly all look the same to me. I once slept with a guy who complimented mine and I was very confused.

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

Solong as it isnt hairy i will stick my tongue in

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

I pulled a muscle in my neck once, trying to check out my butthole. Not bothered since.......

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How can they be tidy?

I can only think they wouldn't be if there were haemorroids or a prolapse present

Otherwise it's just an arsehole

You say that yet many get theirs bleached, so obviously appearance is something that bothers people! "

Maybe this it. I'm so pale that even my areola are virtually the same colour as my skin so maybe I also have a pale bumhole

. Again though, can't say I've paid much attention to their colour though I'd probably be a bit concerned if it was bright green

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

An untidy bumhole is a right mood killer.

I can’t even be in the same house, knowing that Eye of Sauron is under the same roof.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"How can they be tidy?

I can only think they wouldn't be if there were haemorroids or a prolapse present

Otherwise it's just an arsehole

You say that yet many get theirs bleached, so obviously appearance is something that bothers people!

Maybe this it. I'm so pale that even my areola are virtually the same colour as my skin so maybe I also have a pale bumhole

. Again though, can't say I've paid much attention to their colour though I'd probably be a bit concerned if it was bright green

Bright green bumhole is not a deal breaker for me. Just FYI ladies.

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