FabSwingers.com forum: Takeaway advice please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to get some takeaway but I don't really know takeaways...

What's like a good meaty and carby takeaway?

Apart from a kebab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chips and a battered sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

P.S. nothing fried please!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chips and a battered sausage

Classic. Yep, go for it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battered chips and battered sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P.S. nothing fried please!"

Bugger! Lamb bhuna with a big fat Naan bread?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Go for a Battered Chip Butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chips and a battered sausage

Classic. Yep, go for it x"

I had fish and chips

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

The naan bread with all the spicy mince inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just realised I'm asking the wrong audience

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Only takeaway worth taking away is a chilli lamb madras, pilau rice & garlic naan

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chips and a battered sausage

Classic. Yep, go for it x

I had fish and chips

Also good. In Scotland, you order a 'fish supper' which consists of two fish. Bloated is the word x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The naan bread with all the spicy mince inside "

Keema!! I frickin love Keema naan

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I just realised I'm asking the wrong audience

If your thinking healthy, step away now fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate anything spicy or fried and all I get is fried and spicy suggestions

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Steamed fish, veg and rice from the chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate anything spicy or fried and all I get is fried and spicy suggestions

Well we never knew that when you asked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noodles!! And prawn crackers, or prawn toast?

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Crispy chilli beef and egg fried rice! (Except don't go to a takeaway, make it at home!)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Crispy chilli beef and egg fried rice! (Except don't go to a takeaway, make it at home!)"

He's not wanting fried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meaty pizza

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Crispy chilli beef and egg fried rice! (Except don't go to a takeaway, make it at home!)

He's not wanting fried

Saw that after I posted

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Is it even possible to get a takeaway that isn’t fried?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol"

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The naan bread with all the spicy mince inside

Keema!! I frickin love Keema naan"

You are a woman of taste and refinement, care for some mango chutney?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. just eats

get a turkish salad, falafel, and rosemerry fries

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Crispy chilli beef and egg fried rice! (Except don't go to a takeaway, make it at home!)

He's not wanting fried

Saw that after I posted

A takeaway with no frying? Sushi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol"

You silly sausage

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

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one in each hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could find somewhere that does a chicken kebab in the tandoori oven. There’s a place near ours does a saffron chicken one and it’s unbelievable

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

Haggis supper, the only choice north of the border...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P.S. nothing fried please!"

What's the point of even getting a takeaway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The naan bread with all the spicy mince inside

Keema!! I frickin love Keema naan

You are a woman of taste and refinement, care for some mango chutney?"

Does a bear shit in the woods???

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

one in each hand?"

If it's a lady, it's one in hand, and one in mouth

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A ham sandwich

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

one in each hand?

If it's a lady, it's one in hand, and one in mouth

If only!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

Haggis supper, the only choice north of the border..."

Ah my friend, that is after a sizeable quantity of liquor and removal of your taste buds

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"The naan bread with all the spicy mince inside

Keema!! I frickin love Keema naan"

The name was in the tip of my tongue

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

Haggis supper, the only choice north of the border...

Ah my friend, that is after a sizeable quantity of liquor and removal of your taste buds

I love a haggis supper!! Sadly too much going by my waistline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The naan bread with all the spicy mince inside

Keema!! I frickin love Keema naan"

Got to be with half a gallon of mint sauce though

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

Haggis supper, the only choice north of the border...

Ah my friend, that is after a sizeable quantity of liquor and removal of your taste buds

I love a haggis supper!! Sadly too much going by my waistline

The chippy beside Central Station in Glasgow is fantastic. If I'm in the west, it's the horseshoe then there for a sausage supper. Yay!

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

Haggis supper, the only choice north of the border...

Ah my friend, that is after a sizeable quantity of liquor and removal of your taste buds

I love a haggis supper!! Sadly too much going by my waistline

The chippy beside Central Station in Glasgow is fantastic. If I'm in the west, it's the horseshoe then there for a sausage supper. Yay!

Pfft I'm an East coaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I guess a kebab it is then

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

Haggis supper, the only choice north of the border...

Ah my friend, that is after a sizeable quantity of liquor and removal of your taste buds

I love a haggis supper!! Sadly too much going by my waistline

The chippy beside Central Station in Glasgow is fantastic. If I'm in the west, it's the horseshoe then there for a sausage supper. Yay!

Pfft I'm an East coaster

I'm in Fife, but venture west every now and again

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Get a burrito or naked burrito from Tortilla, there is one in Liverpool.

Pulled pork, rice, fresh salsa, peppers, onions, courgettes, chorizo, sour cream & guacamole and add nacho chips. Or pick other options of what you like it. It’s fresh and tasty & not fried

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"I guess a kebab it is then

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go for it!! Something definitely moresome about a nice doner!

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

Haggis supper, the only choice north of the border...

Ah my friend, that is after a sizeable quantity of liquor and removal of your taste buds

I love a haggis supper!! Sadly too much going by my waistline

The chippy beside Central Station in Glasgow is fantastic. If I'm in the west, it's the horseshoe then there for a sausage supper. Yay!

Pfft I'm an East coaster

I'm in Fife, but venture west every now and again

I try not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess a kebab it is then

Lemon & herb chicken

Rice

Toasted pitta

Side salad

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chips and a battered sausage

Has to be a jumbo sausage,. Then I always feel inadequate lol

A sausage supper on Scotland consists of two......inadequate doesn't cut it

Haggis supper, the only choice north of the border...

Ah my friend, that is after a sizeable quantity of liquor and removal of your taste buds

I love a haggis supper!! Sadly too much going by my waistline

The chippy beside Central Station in Glasgow is fantastic. If I'm in the west, it's the horseshoe then there for a sausage supper. Yay!

Pfft I'm an East coaster

I'm in Fife, but venture west every now and again

I try not to

Take your own weapons though

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I guess a kebab it is then

go for it!! Something definitely moresome about a nice doner!"

He might want to go for a shish

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"I want to get some takeaway but I don't really know takeaways...

What's like a good meaty and carby takeaway?

Apart from a kebab?"

On a bizarrely serious note.. if you like takeaways you could do far worse than buy "takeaway secrets" by Kenny McGovern (about 3 pound on Amazon Kindle) Loads of "fakeaway" recipies to cook at home! And they're generally healthier than the takeaway shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess a kebab it is then

go for it!! Something definitely moresome about a nice doner!

He might want to go for a shish

He will in the morning

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"I guess a kebab it is then

go for it!! Something definitely moresome about a nice doner!

He might want to go for a shish

He will in the morning"

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I hate anything spicy or fried and all I get is fried and spicy suggestions

Mexican? That didn't 6 have to be spicy, burrito or quesadillas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck. Always duck.

I feel so guilty thought because they're the happiest looking of all the avians.

They just taste so good.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"P.S. nothing fried please!

What's the point of even getting a takeaway?

Exactly my train of thought.

Ooh I want a takeaway but it has to be a healthy, forget about, save your money

Perhaps something Lebanese , that's not too spicy.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Caribou poutine. They do poutine with steak on top or maple glazed chicken. They also do pulled pork or streaky bacon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"P.S. nothing fried please!

What's the point of even getting a takeaway?

Exactly my train of thought.

Ooh I want a takeaway but it has to be a healthy, forget about, save your money

Perhaps something Lebanese , that's not too spicy. "

Yeah because everything that's not fried is automatically healthy

The point of takeaway is to get something to eat without having to cook or prepare it.

The definition of takeaway isn't fried food.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

4 pies, 8 mash a liquor. Smother it in vinegar and white pepper.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Try a Caribbean takeaway. I don't know the names of the dishes but it smells lovely as I walk past.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Caribou poutine. They do poutine with steak on top or maple glazed chicken. They also do pulled pork or streaky bacon. "

Omg those look amazing

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"P.S. nothing fried please!

What's the point of even getting a takeaway?

Exactly my train of thought.

Ooh I want a takeaway but it has to be a healthy, forget about, save your money

Perhaps something Lebanese , that's not too spicy.

Yeah because everything that's not fried is automatically healthy

The point of takeaway is to get something to eat without having to cook or prepare it.

The definition of takeaway isn't fried food.

Not necessarily fried, but having a takeaway usually means something filthy and not caring about the calories.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

The Boy loves a Chinese! Especially a rice dish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subway salad.

Winston

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Caribou poutine. They do poutine with steak on top or maple glazed chicken. They also do pulled pork or streaky bacon.

Omg those look amazing

It's my go to after a night out or munch as they're open quite late

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