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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Red Volupta has recently posed an interesting question regarding how she’d like her ashes to formed into a butt plug for men so she’ll forever be in the place she likes the most.

What other useful objects would you like to be turned into when your time cums

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant die

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Fertiliser

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I cant die"

Not even to be turned into some nipple clamps?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Into a diamond to go into jewel of so said butt plug....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Fertiliser"

That’s a shit idea

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Into a diamond to go into jewel of so said butt plug.... "

So you want to be the very tip of the plug?

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By *ixen-XWoman
over a year ago

Unicornville Utopia And Lovin It X

Love that thought lol I'm gonna make sure I'm made into a massive butt plug and make my husband use it ....so I can say I was a pain in his ass both in life and death

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

FFS! Rex, I only want to be a butt plug for you, to be an eternal pain in your ass!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Love that thought lol I'm gonna make sure I'm made into a massive butt plug and make my husband use it ....so I can say I was a pain in his ass both in life and death "

Maybe your hubby would like both yourself and Red up his bum

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Love that thought lol I'm gonna make sure I'm made into a massive butt plug and make my husband use it ....so I can say I was a pain in his ass both in life and death

Maybe your hubby would like both yourself and Red up his bum "

Not if hubby has a hairy arse, though

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"FFS! Rex, I only want to be a butt plug for you, to be an eternal pain in your ass! "

I was taught to share from an early age so I’ll share your new form with all the guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex Mrs wanted my ashes in an egg timer just to keep me busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant die"
this is the way

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Love that thought lol I'm gonna make sure I'm made into a massive butt plug and make my husband use it ....so I can say I was a pain in his ass both in life and death

Maybe your hubby would like both yourself and Red up his bum

Not if hubby has a hairy arse, though "

FFS

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Into a diamond to go into jewel of so said butt plug....

So you want to be the very tip of the plug? "

Will let the lady have the fun a settle for the base....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My ex Mrs wanted my ashes in an egg timer just to keep me busy"

Are you sure it isn’t to remind her how quickly you cum each time?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Into a diamond to go into jewel of so said butt plug....

So you want to be the very tip of the plug?

Will let the lady have the fun a settle for the base.... "

That even makes my eyes water

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By *ixen-XWoman
over a year ago

Unicornville Utopia And Lovin It X


"Love that thought lol I'm gonna make sure I'm made into a massive butt plug and make my husband use it ....so I can say I was a pain in his ass both in life and death

Maybe your hubby would like both yourself and Red up his bum

Not if hubby has a hairy arse, though

FFS "

Hes got a lovely ass to be fair and no not a hairy one xxx

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By *ixen-XWoman
over a year ago

Unicornville Utopia And Lovin It X


"My ex Mrs wanted my ashes in an egg timer just to keep me busy

Are you sure it isn’t to remind her how quickly you cum each time?

"

Howling lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Love that thought lol I'm gonna make sure I'm made into a massive butt plug and make my husband use it ....so I can say I was a pain in his ass both in life and death

Maybe your hubby would like both yourself and Red up his bum

Not if hubby has a hairy arse, though

FFS

Hes got a lovely ass to be fair and no not a hairy one xxx"

Just how Red likes it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Love that thought lol I'm gonna make sure I'm made into a massive butt plug and make my husband use it ....so I can say I was a pain in his ass both in life and death

Maybe your hubby would like both yourself and Red up his bum

Not if hubby has a hairy arse, though

FFS

Hes got a lovely ass to be fair and no not a hairy one xxx"

I am a sucker for a nice bum on a chap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a rip on that old message that got flooded around in 2020 whare some guy friend and died and wanted made in to a button and sowen on to some woman’s knickers

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is this a rip on that old message that got flooded around in 2020 whare some guy friend and died and wanted made in to a button and sowen on to some woman’s knickers "

No, that Red woman is filthy and wants to be forever up Bournville Boulevard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a rip on that old message that got flooded around in 2020 whare some guy friend and died and wanted made in to a button and sowen on to some woman’s knickers

No, that Red woman is filthy and wants to be forever up Bournville Boulevard "

Ooo well than was going to say is it floating around again as it’s definitely one off the more stranger requests I have had

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is this a rip on that old message that got flooded around in 2020 whare some guy friend and died and wanted made in to a button and sowen on to some woman’s knickers

No, that Red woman is filthy and wants to be forever up Bournville Boulevard

Ooo well than was going to say is it floating around again as it’s definitely one off the more stranger requests I have had "

Would you like Red up your bum sometime??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woodwind instrument so someone can blow my flute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a rip on that old message that got flooded around in 2020 whare some guy friend and died and wanted made in to a button and sowen on to some woman’s knickers

No, that Red woman is filthy and wants to be forever up Bournville Boulevard

Ooo well than was going to say is it floating around again as it’s definitely one off the more stranger requests I have had

Would you like Red up your bum sometime?? "

Not her ashes no but I mean I am easy so if she ever wants a go with a strap on I am always down I am cheap easy classy date ha ha

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall


"Red Volupta has recently posed an interesting question regarding how she’d like her ashes to formed into a butt plug for men so she’ll forever be in the place she likes the most.

What other useful objects would you like to be turned into when your time cums

Love and Peace

"

Is this even a thing? Lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"A woodwind instrument so someone can blow my flute "

A high pitched one?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is this a rip on that old message that got flooded around in 2020 whare some guy friend and died and wanted made in to a button and sowen on to some woman’s knickers

No, that Red woman is filthy and wants to be forever up Bournville Boulevard

Ooo well than was going to say is it floating around again as it’s definitely one off the more stranger requests I have had

Would you like Red up your bum sometime??

Not her ashes no but I mean I am easy so if she ever wants a go with a strap on I am always down I am cheap easy classy date ha ha

"

Just give it a little shave and she’ll be right up it like a rat up a drain pipe

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Red Volupta has recently posed an interesting question regarding how she’d like her ashes to formed into a butt plug for men so she’ll forever be in the place she likes the most.

What other useful objects would you like to be turned into when your time cums

Love and Peace

Is this even a thing? Lol"

Ooooooohhhhhhh yes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is this a rip on that old message that got flooded around in 2020 whare some guy friend and died and wanted made in to a button and sowen on to some woman’s knickers

No, that Red woman is filthy and wants to be forever up Bournville Boulevard

Ooo well than was going to say is it floating around again as it’s definitely one off the more stranger requests I have had

Would you like Red up your bum sometime?? "

FFS!

Stop pimping me out, Rex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you be Rex

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is this a rip on that old message that got flooded around in 2020 whare some guy friend and died and wanted made in to a button and sowen on to some woman’s knickers

No, that Red woman is filthy and wants to be forever up Bournville Boulevard

Ooo well than was going to say is it floating around again as it’s definitely one off the more stranger requests I have had

Would you like Red up your bum sometime??

FFS!

Stop pimping me out, Rex! "

You started it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What would you be Rex "

A clit piercing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a rip on that old message that got flooded around in 2020 whare some guy friend and died and wanted made in to a button and sowen on to some woman’s knickers

No, that Red woman is filthy and wants to be forever up Bournville Boulevard

Ooo well than was going to say is it floating around again as it’s definitely one off the more stranger requests I have had

Would you like Red up your bum sometime??

Not her ashes no but I mean I am easy so if she ever wants a go with a strap on I am always down I am cheap easy classy date ha ha

Just give it a little shave and she’ll be right up it like a rat up a drain pipe "

??? It’s always shaved no fluff here

Speaking off fluffer anywhere take on for head fluffer

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

My ashes will join my wife's ashes in her burial plot along with the ring I had made from her's and my own wedding ring

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I would love to b compost x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck i could do with one right now i been stuck on this random pub toilet the last 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn my balls into a door knocker

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Turn my balls into a door knocker "

This is Mrs again isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn my balls into a door knocker

This is Mrs again isn’t it? "

Not today. Her balls are bigger

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Turn my balls into a door knocker

This is Mrs again isn’t it?

Not today. Her balls are bigger "

Oh my

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What would you be Rex

A clit piercing "

Or nipple piercings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you be Rex

A clit piercing

Or nipple piercings "

Or a douche

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What would you be Rex

A clit piercing

Or nipple piercings

Or a douche "

A sounding douche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you be Rex

A clit piercing

Or nipple piercings

Or a douche

A sounding douche "

Probably less gunky than a piercing if you think about it.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What would you be Rex

A clit piercing

Or nipple piercings

Or a douche

A sounding douche

Probably less gunky than a piercing if you think about it."

I know where my Willy has been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you be Rex

A clit piercing

Or nipple piercings

Or a douche

A sounding douche

Probably less gunky than a piercing if you think about it.

I know where my Willy has been "

You must be able to handle your beer better than me then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What would you be Rex

A clit piercing

Or nipple piercings

Or a douche

A sounding douche

Probably less gunky than a piercing if you think about it.

I know where my Willy has been

You must be able to handle your beer better than me then "

My beer goggles are shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you be Rex

A clit piercing

Or nipple piercings

Or a douche

A sounding douche

Probably less gunky than a piercing if you think about it.

I know where my Willy has been

You must be able to handle your beer better than me then

My beer goggles are shocking "

I met my wife with mine on. Make of that what you will

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