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"No. But I had really good shrimp once." U ever been pussy whipped? X | |||
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"No. But I had really good shrimp once. U ever been pussy whipped? X " Still nope. Just really good shrimp. | |||
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"No. But I had really good shrimp once. U ever been pussy whipped? X Still nope. Just really good shrimp." Can't beat good shrimp in my opinion | |||
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"No. But I had really good shrimp once. U ever been pussy whipped? X " I have. Ouch. | |||
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"No. But I had really good shrimp once. U ever been pussy whipped? X Still nope. Just really good shrimp. Can't beat good shrimp in my opinion " Sadly I don't think I've ever had really good shrimp. Good shrimp, I love shrimp, but I wouldn't say *really* good shrimp | |||
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"No. But I had really good shrimp once. U ever been pussy whipped? X Still nope. Just really good shrimp. Can't beat good shrimp in my opinion Sadly I don't think I've ever had really good shrimp. Good shrimp, I love shrimp, but I wouldn't say *really* good shrimp " More of a prawns guy? | |||
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"No. But I had really good shrimp once. U ever been pussy whipped? X Still nope. Just really good shrimp. Can't beat good shrimp in my opinion Sadly I don't think I've ever had really good shrimp. Good shrimp, I love shrimp, but I wouldn't say *really* good shrimp More of a prawns guy?" Y'know, sometimes a prawn mayo sandwich just hits the spot. But again, none that were *really* good. Now lobster & crayfish - I've had excellent of both. I suppose they count as really good shrimp in a non-taxonomical way. | |||
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". I like it when you think out loud Kylie haha x Total snacks! " Better than take aways, I tell ya x | |||
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"I like posts like these because they really throw a wrench in that “I just want a nice funny guy” script people run with" Magical dick takes all , sowwwyyy | |||
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"Yep absolutely I’ve have been in this situation a few times before " Hate to admit? X I mean, just embrace it. | |||
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"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis " True story I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own. But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created | |||
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"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance" Like a pendulum ? | |||
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"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance Like a pendulum ? " Peendulum* | |||
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"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis True story I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own. But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created " DANGER ZONE | |||
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"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance Like a pendulum ? " this is the exact trance face | |||
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"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau? I have to say I have a few, potentially 2-3 who totally had me dickmatised and I’d sit back on their dick any chance I’d get cos the dick is TOO good. Also they are total snacks so as a package I’m like… he could LITERALLY get me to do anything yeh asked me to, cos his dick is that magical Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again? Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN! " Go you !! | |||
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"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis True story I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own. But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created " Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other. (Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling) | |||
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"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance" Dont forget the helicopter dude | |||
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"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance Dont forget the helicopter dude " thats the warm up | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. " Aww this is such a cute thought. | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. " Dickees | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. Dickees " Starting a clothing brand. Dickees fuckwear. Can't envision any issues. | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. " Cuuuuuteeeee x | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. Dickees Starting a clothing brand. Dickees fuckwear. Can't envision any issues. " Sell out | |||
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"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis True story I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own. But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other. (Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling) " EXACTLY! I mean it’s an mix of all of it but so so so dangerous | |||
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"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis True story I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own. But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other. (Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling) EXACTLY! I mean it’s an mix of all of it but so so so dangerous " So dangerous! Lots of late night booty calls | |||
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"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis True story I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own. But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other. (Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling) EXACTLY! I mean it’s an mix of all of it but so so so dangerous So dangerous! Lots of late night booty calls " And the answer is always. COME OVER, IM WAITING | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. Dickees Starting a clothing brand. Dickees fuckwear. Can't envision any issues. Sell out " 16% discount for all fabbers! | |||
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"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis True story I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own. But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other. (Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling) EXACTLY! I mean it’s an mix of all of it but so so so dangerous So dangerous! Lots of late night booty calls And the answer is always. COME OVER, IM WAITING " Sometimes I’d be soooo tired and he’d message, I couldn’t resist | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. Dickees Starting a clothing brand. Dickees fuckwear. Can't envision any issues. Sell out 16% discount for all fabbers! " Only 16? | |||
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"Look into my eye....." Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. | |||
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"Look into my eye..... Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. " My eye is down here... | |||
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"Better that than being dicksappointed Kyles Ya know that feeling when they're hot but their cock don't cut it... 'Dicksappointed'" The worst disappointment of all | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. Dickees Starting a clothing brand. Dickees fuckwear. Can't envision any issues. Sell out 16% discount for all fabbers! Only 16? " That's all LH offer on here! I'm an independent start-up. All handmade. Finest materials Stoke has to offer. | |||
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"Absolutely I used to see someone in my early 20s and my god I would have mounted him at any given opportunity, that ache when you weren’t with him, my constant go to wank material was the memories of how good it felt - if I recall on those times to this day he still sets my fanny a flutter! In my old age I can reflect on the fact he was a total dickhead but he had a mighty fine dick! Xx" Cheers to that and recognising the bad and the good x x Love ya dancer x | |||
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"Have seen some good looking ones! Not to veiny nice tight balls and fluff free! Those are nice to admire and touch and suck x" I mean it’s not much about how they look, I guess obviously a pretty penis helps. But more like they know how to use it good and the package a whole just works, so much so, that you may forget they are total douchebags but you forgo that cos DICK IS MAGICAL and owner knows it too | |||
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"Nope. I had the opposite - we got on great, loads in common, he was very handsome, plenty of attraction. Sadly when we got to the bedroom we just didn't connect. I was so disappointed, I went back for round two in case it was better, but nope. Showed me the importance on being on the same page as someone else sexually, no matter how well suited you are in other ways! Mrs TMN x " A true dicksappoint Not to be confused with a dick appointment | |||
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"Yes I have, just the once. And i can't keep away from him even though he's an absolute dick/fuckboy most of the time He knows me and my body so well " That’s what fucks us up. Cos we know how good the sex is (and the dick). That we just kind of forget the 1599 red flags about him | |||
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"I like posts like these because they really throw a wrench in that “I just want a nice funny guy” script people run with" What he said | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. Dickees Starting a clothing brand. Dickees fuckwear. Can't envision any issues. Sell out 16% discount for all fabbers! Only 16? That's all LH offer on here! I'm an independent start-up. All handmade. Finest materials Stoke has to offer. " Fair point as long as I get a freebie thrown in | |||
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"Tick tock motherfucker" Other social media platforms are available. | |||
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"Tick tock motherfucker Other social media platforms are available." | |||
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"Yes I have, just the once. And i can't keep away from him even though he's an absolute dick/fuckboy most of the time He knows me and my body so well That’s what fucks us up. Cos we know how good the sex is (and the dick). That we just kind of forget the 1599 red flags about him " Ain't that the truth | |||
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"Yes, I have been. Also been ballsmatised. It's when you put them in your mouth and they warm up and the sack loosens up and stretches and then you let them hang and blow at them while they're still wet. And the sack starts tightening up and shrinking. It's like it has the life of its own. Could spend quite some time playing like this " oooo never had that done before looks like something i can add to the list | |||
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"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau? I have to say I have a few, potentially 2-3 who totally had me dickmatised and I’d sit back on their dick any chance I’d get cos the dick is TOO good. Also they are total snacks so as a package I’m like… he could LITERALLY get me to do anything yeh asked me to, cos his dick is that magical Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again? Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN! " Yes | |||
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"I thought all you ladies just wanted nice guys with personalities? X" ...and a cock to die for | |||
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"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick..." No, you scare them into submission x | |||
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"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick... No, you scare them into submission x" Probably | |||
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"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick..." Exactly ! | |||
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"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick... No, you scare them into submission x Probably " Though your hair probably smells delicious x | |||
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"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick..." | |||
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"What's the most sexual random place you have it. " I once fucked a guy in a cave when I used to do caving | |||
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"What's the most sexual random place you have it. I once fucked a guy in a cave when I used to do caving " I'll have to go caving | |||
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"They’re dickmatised, and they’re ancient, and they like to roam the land….." Classic tune | |||
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"Yes, I have been. Also been ballsmatised. It's when you put them in your mouth and they warm up and the sack loosens up and stretches and then you let them hang and blow at them while they're still wet. And the sack starts tightening up and shrinking. It's like it has the life of its own. Could spend quite some time playing like this " I bet you're the sort of woman who tickles a mans dots between his balls and chocolate starfish too | |||
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"I have a favourite penis, is that the same thing?" Needs to be deeper than that, the kind of penis attached to a guy who could almost make you do anything he asks cos the sex is so good x ya know what I mean right? | |||
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"How did I know who the OP would be just by the title of the thread? " Am I becoming predictable? foooook sakeeee | |||
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"Yes, I have been. Also been ballsmatised. It's when you put them in your mouth and they warm up and the sack loosens up and stretches and then you let them hang and blow at them while they're still wet. And the sack starts tightening up and shrinking. It's like it has the life of its own. Could spend quite some time playing like this I bet you're the sort of woman who tickles a mans dots between his balls and chocolate starfish too " No point betting when you're speaking from experience | |||
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"How did I know who the OP would be just by the title of the thread? Am I becoming predictable? foooook sakeeee " I think it was just the word “dickmatised”… Classic Kylie | |||
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"This always happens to me because the dick is so good " SO GOOD | |||
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"This always happens to me because the dick is so good SO GOOD " soooooo good apparently | |||
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"I have a favourite penis, is that the same thing? Needs to be deeper than that, the kind of penis attached to a guy who could almost make you do anything he asks cos the sex is so good x ya know what I mean right? " Ahhh yes! That feeling | |||
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"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau? I have to say I have a few, potentially 2-3 who totally had me dickmatised and I’d sit back on their dick any chance I’d get cos the dick is TOO good. Also they are total snacks so as a package I’m like… he could LITERALLY get me to do anything yeh asked me to, cos his dick is that magical Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again? Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN! " I know exactly what you mean | |||
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"I've dickmitised a couple of women in the past. I won't go into too much detail but she'd never cum before so on our 1st meet I made her cum orally then 4 times during sex. ( totally true too )" Cool story bro | |||
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"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau? I have to say I have a few, potentially 2-3 who totally had me dickmatised and I’d sit back on their dick any chance I’d get cos the dick is TOO good. Also they are total snacks so as a package I’m like… he could LITERALLY get me to do anything yeh asked me to, cos his dick is that magical Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again? Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN! I know exactly what you mean " We all Victims of the good dick | |||
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"Is this thread about me? " I mean just a pretty dick isn’t enough Somebody can be dickmatised by a 6” if the owner is amazing at using it and say, we are very attracted to him, but somehow he can be a bit of a jerk but he’s so good in bed, we kinda bend over backwards for them. So the dick is figuratively speaking. But more to say that they are so good in bed or there’s sexual chemistry that we are literally dickmatised | |||
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"Is this thread about me? I mean just a pretty dick isn’t enough Somebody can be dickmatised by a 6” if the owner is amazing at using it and say, we are very attracted to him, but somehow he can be a bit of a jerk but he’s so good in bed, we kinda bend over backwards for them. So the dick is figuratively speaking. But more to say that they are so good in bed or there’s sexual chemistry that we are literally dickmatised " Again is this thread about me? | |||
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"Is this thread about me? I mean just a pretty dick isn’t enough Somebody can be dickmatised by a 6” if the owner is amazing at using it and say, we are very attracted to him, but somehow he can be a bit of a jerk but he’s so good in bed, we kinda bend over backwards for them. So the dick is figuratively speaking. But more to say that they are so good in bed or there’s sexual chemistry that we are literally dickmatised " Never settle for a jerk Kylie x | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. Dickees Starting a clothing brand. Dickees fuckwear. Can't envision any issues. Sell out 16% discount for all fabbers! Only 16? That's all LH offer on here! I'm an independent start-up. All handmade. Finest materials Stoke has to offer. Fair point as long as I get a freebie thrown in " But of course. Free nipple tassels with all orders. I actually love when makers drop some haribo or something in with the order, etsy is great for that sort of thing. | |||
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"Yes, I have been. Also been ballsmatised. It's when you put them in your mouth and they warm up and the sack loosens up and stretches and then you let them hang and blow at them while they're still wet. And the sack starts tightening up and shrinking. It's like it has the life of its own. Could spend quite some time playing like this " () | |||
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"You're so lovely Kylie " Am I really x | |||
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"You're so lovely Kylie Am I really x " I'd go for a drink with you anytime. No naughtiness though, I'm way too old and frazzled, and old enough to be your dad. It'd be a hoot though x | |||
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"I've dickmitised a couple of women in the past. I won't go into too much detail but she'd never cum before so on our 1st meet I made her cum orally then 4 times during sex. ( totally true too ) Cool story bro " Eek too much detail ? | |||
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"I gave a guy a black eye with my cock during a couple meet just before covid kicked off. Got abit carried away face fucking and pulled out them whammed in to fast and missed and hit the poor chap full helmet into the eye socket. Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed his wife found it hilarious though . " | |||
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"Well I've learnt a new word today " YAY TO THAT | |||
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"I gave a guy a black eye with my cock during a couple meet just before covid kicked off. Got abit carried away face fucking and pulled out them whammed in to fast and missed and hit the poor chap full helmet into the eye socket. Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed his wife found it hilarious though . " Hahah! To be fair eye damage is very real A beau’s cum shot accidentally hit my eye once and A) it seriously hurt B) had to send a selfie to my bestie to ask if I needed to go to A&E cos… I looked like I was about to turn into a zombie with the red eye aaahh the good times | |||
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"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. Dickees Starting a clothing brand. Dickees fuckwear. Can't envision any issues. Sell out 16% discount for all fabbers! Only 16? That's all LH offer on here! I'm an independent start-up. All handmade. Finest materials Stoke has to offer. Fair point as long as I get a freebie thrown in But of course. Free nipple tassels with all orders. I actually love when makers drop some haribo or something in with the order, etsy is great for that sort of thing. " Yeah a free lil pack of love hearts | |||
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"I gave a guy a black eye with my cock during a couple meet just before covid kicked off. Got abit carried away face fucking and pulled out them whammed in to fast and missed and hit the poor chap full helmet into the eye socket. Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed his wife found it hilarious though . Hahah! To be fair eye damage is very real A beau’s cum shot accidentally hit my eye once and A) it seriously hurt B) had to send a selfie to my bestie to ask if I needed to go to A&E cos… I looked like I was about to turn into a zombie with the red eye aaahh the good times " I read that as BEAR. I kept reading with my mouth opening wide - thinking OMG Kylie how do you get yourself into these situations! | |||
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"I gave a guy a black eye with my cock during a couple meet just before covid kicked off. Got abit carried away face fucking and pulled out them whammed in to fast and missed and hit the poor chap full helmet into the eye socket. Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed his wife found it hilarious though . Hahah! To be fair eye damage is very real A beau’s cum shot accidentally hit my eye once and A) it seriously hurt B) had to send a selfie to my bestie to ask if I needed to go to A&E cos… I looked like I was about to turn into a zombie with the red eye aaahh the good times I read that as BEAR. I kept reading with my mouth opening wide - thinking OMG Kylie how do you get yourself into these situations! " HAHAHAH!!! Imagine what the fuck | |||
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"Dickmatised is a great word. I've Dickmatised three ladies, one has a boyfriend and she is still under my control. I've tried telling her to concentrate on her boyfriend and she won't leave me alone. She even still tells me she loves me. " Wow, your dick energy must be goooood | |||
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"I gave a guy a black eye with my cock during a couple meet just before covid kicked off. Got abit carried away face fucking and pulled out them whammed in to fast and missed and hit the poor chap full helmet into the eye socket. Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed his wife found it hilarious though . Hahah! To be fair eye damage is very real A beau’s cum shot accidentally hit my eye once and A) it seriously hurt B) had to send a selfie to my bestie to ask if I needed to go to A&E cos… I looked like I was about to turn into a zombie with the red eye aaahh the good times I read that as BEAR. I kept reading with my mouth opening wide - thinking OMG Kylie how do you get yourself into these situations! HAHAHAH!!! Imagine what the fuck " Precisely!! | |||
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"My name is Red and I am a survivor... I used to be addicted but I am now 6 days sober... " Thanks for coming forward take one day at a time | |||
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"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau? I have to say I have a few, potentially 2-3 who totally had me dickmatised and I’d sit back on their dick any chance I’d get cos the dick is TOO good. Also they are total snacks so as a package I’m like… he could LITERALLY get me to do anything yeh asked me to, cos his dick is that magical Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again? Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN! I know exactly what you mean We all Victims of the good dick " We need to start a support group or something | |||
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"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau? I have to say I have a few, potentially 2-3 who totally had me dickmatised and I’d sit back on their dick any chance I’d get cos the dick is TOO good. Also they are total snacks so as a package I’m like… he could LITERALLY get me to do anything yeh asked me to, cos his dick is that magical Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again? Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN! I know exactly what you mean We all Victims of the good dick We need to start a support group or something " I AGREE 100% we getting T-shirts and stickers and all? X | |||
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"Short answer, yes." Sweet shrimp | |||
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"Have been pussytised " Been pussytised for sure | |||
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"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!!" Think she was talking purely about the dick | |||
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"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!! Think she was talking purely about the dick " As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick. | |||
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"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau? I have to say I have a few, potentially 2-3 who totally had me dickmatised and I’d sit back on their dick any chance I’d get cos the dick is TOO good. Also they are total snacks so as a package I’m like… he could LITERALLY get me to do anything yeh asked me to, cos his dick is that magical Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again? Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN! I know exactly what you mean We all Victims of the good dick We need to start a support group or something I AGREE 100% we getting T-shirts and stickers and all? X " naw nope sorry never.. I have too many categories outside of just dick..yet to find a dick worth vetoing other categories for JUST dick | |||
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"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!! Think she was talking purely about the dick As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick. " What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell you know them ones right? | |||
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"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!! Think she was talking purely about the dick As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick. What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell you know them ones right? " I think I have this, but with one particular Lady. Pussymatised | |||
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"Good dick certainly gets me in trouble " i got a feeling you enjoy being in trouble | |||
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"Good dick certainly gets me in trouble i got a feeling you enjoy being in trouble " Maybe | |||
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"Good dick certainly gets me in trouble " Mines only bad it never behaves | |||
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"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!! Think she was talking purely about the dick As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick. What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell you know them ones right? I think I have this, but with one particular Lady. Pussymatised" She pussywhipped you | |||
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"Good dick certainly gets me in trouble " Wanna join our DA (dickaholic anonymous) meetings? | |||
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"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!! Think she was talking purely about the dick As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick. What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell you know them ones right? I think I have this, but with one particular Lady. Pussymatised She pussywhipped you " That’s what got me addicted ! | |||
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"Yes, I have been. Also been ballsmatised. It's when you put them in your mouth and they warm up and the sack loosens up and stretches and then you let them hang and blow at them while they're still wet. And the sack starts tightening up and shrinking. It's like it has the life of its own. Could spend quite some time playing like this I bet you're the sort of woman who tickles a mans dots between his balls and chocolate starfish too No point betting when you're speaking from experience " And there I was trying to be subtle for you | |||
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"Yes, I have been. Also been ballsmatised. It's when you put them in your mouth and they warm up and the sack loosens up and stretches and then you let them hang and blow at them while they're still wet. And the sack starts tightening up and shrinking. It's like it has the life of its own. Could spend quite some time playing like this I bet you're the sort of woman who tickles a mans dots between his balls and chocolate starfish too No point betting when you're speaking from experience And there I was trying to be subtle for you " Oops | |||
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"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!! Think she was talking purely about the dick As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick. What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell you know them ones right? " Ha. Yeah they are a whole other level. Some start out like that they go from the dickmatised category to dicktrauma category if the dickish side of them outweighs the charm. | |||
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