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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone else inspect what comes out for Gastro intestinal worms I know I’ve not got them but I always look lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Tape worms segment, so you get they crawl out of your arse on a semi regular basis. As for the other varieties I couldnt say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ring worms x hook worms x thread worms x you got to check regular x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Ring worms x hook worms x thread worms x you got to check regular x "

I'll take my chances, ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

… morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, that’s spaghetti bolognaise off the menu for tea.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Faeces Fun Friday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Faeces Fun Friday?"

Faecal Friday.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I've just had my breakfast

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Well, that’s spaghetti bolognaise off the menu for tea."

I think they look more like Taglietelle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

The fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my breakfast

I was just about to eat mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my breakfast

Well, you know what to do when it comes back out….

Check it for biscuits.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes. I also put it through a strainer and make a lovely cup of Typooo

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I think this is going to be a lucky day for me. I finished my coffee and toast 5 minutes ago, 10 minutes earlier and it would have remained untouched or...

Lottery win tonight and retirement tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never eat spaggetti again

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Nope, no jobby inspecting done here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do anything for love..

But I won't do that.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I would do anything for love..

But I won't do that."

What amount of money would have you volunteering to sift through someone else's shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Wait wait wait, you poo in the bath?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Wait wait wait, you poo in the bath?"

Is the shower more suitable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups "

What……..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait wait wait, you poo in the bath?

Is the shower more suitable?"
No I poop in the toilet but I clean my arse out in the bath my shower is part of my bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups

What…….."
I take it you’ve never had the pleasure of or the privilege of looking after a canine in your life ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow "
happy Friday x

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

It’s easier to check when the poop is in the garden

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It’s easier to check when the poop is in the garden"
I'm not sure the neighbours would agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups

What…….. I take it you’ve never had the pleasure of or the privilege of looking after a canine in your life ? "

Yes, many of times.

Does this mean I now have to shit in the bath?

I really should read the small print.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow "

You’ve got dogs.

You have to shit in the bath now.

Sorry to break it to you this way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups

What…….. I take it you’ve never had the pleasure of or the privilege of looking after a canine in your life ?

Yes, many of times.

Does this mean I now have to shit in the bath?

I really should read the small print. "

Well who else does one clean ones butt out before sexual intercourse my shower hose is above my bath And yes I have a little look to see what come out before it gets disintegrated down the plug hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stay tuned kids for tomorrow’s episode of anal Tampax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow

You’ve got dogs.

You have to shit in the bath now.

Sorry to break it to you this way. "

Do they also need to shit in the bath?

I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow

You’ve got dogs.

You have to shit in the bath now.

Sorry to break it to you this way.

Do they also need to shit in the bath?

I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally. "
come on you’re not that thick are you know I don’t douche my dogs butt out I’m talking about the correlation I’ve seen ringworms in my pups faeces when she see that shit it kinda sticks in the memory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Damn phone I’m doing voice dictation and sometimes my phone doesn’t pick up on my words properly x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s topic anal Tampax x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast

It may make a reappearance

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

" that shit it kinda sticks in the memory"

Yep, some things you can't forget

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast

It may make a reappearance "

Peanut butter AND Nutella...you perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast

It may make a reappearance "

Tut tut Food and fab forum don’t mix

Where that sick emoji at

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups "

You poo in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast

It may make a reappearance

Peanut butter AND Nutella...you perv

Guilty as charged. It’s a fair cop *holds hands out to be cuffed*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, unless you're digesting your dogs bizzo I think you will be safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is funny and vom inducing at the same time

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast

It may make a reappearance

Peanut butter AND Nutella...you perv

Guilty as charged. It’s a fair cop *holds hands out to be cuffed*

Slaps them on and accidentally (on purpose) lose the key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast

It may make a reappearance

Tut tut Food and fab forum don’t mix

Where that sick emoji at"

It's here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups

You poo in the bath?

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no I douche my arse out in the bath and I disintegrate the bits of shit with the shower and inspect for moving objects x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast

It may make a reappearance

Peanut butter AND Nutella...you perv

Guilty as charged. It’s a fair cop *holds hands out to be cuffed*

Slaps them on and accidentally (on purpose) lose the key

Oh…now that’s just cruel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow

You’ve got dogs.

You have to shit in the bath now.

Sorry to break it to you this way.

Do they also need to shit in the bath?

I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally. "

From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.

No exceptions.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast

It may make a reappearance

Peanut butter AND Nutella...you perv

Guilty as charged. It’s a fair cop *holds hands out to be cuffed*

Slaps them on and accidentally (on purpose) lose the key

Oh…now that’s just cruel!

The punishment fits the crime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow

You’ve got dogs.

You have to shit in the bath now.

Sorry to break it to you this way.

Do they also need to shit in the bath?

I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally.

From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.

No exceptions. "
love to meet you in a gay bar x we’d get on like a house on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow

You’ve got dogs.

You have to shit in the bath now.

Sorry to break it to you this way.

Do they also need to shit in the bath?

I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally.

From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.

No exceptions. love to meet you in a gay bar x we’d get on like a house on fire "

You’d have to get through the crowd.

If my inbox is anything to go by then I’m quite the icon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow

You’ve got dogs.

You have to shit in the bath now.

Sorry to break it to you this way.

Do they also need to shit in the bath?

I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally.

From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.

No exceptions. love to meet you in a gay bar x we’d get on like a house on fire

You’d have to get through the crowd.

If my inbox is anything to go by then I’m quite the icon."
hahaha lol Love to see you in your high heels lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow

You’ve got dogs.

You have to shit in the bath now.

Sorry to break it to you this way.

Do they also need to shit in the bath?

I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally.

From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.

No exceptions. love to meet you in a gay bar x we’d get on like a house on fire

You’d have to get through the crowd.

If my inbox is anything to go by then I’m quite the icon."
lol i’ve just read your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat Jon.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your coat Jon.....

I’ll have a bath at mine first if that’s cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s enough fab for today

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve just checked and a big brown snake has just come out of my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your coat Jon.....

I’ll have a bath at mine first if that’s cool. "

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I’ve just checked and a big brown snake has just come out of my bum

I think you might need an emergency vet call out…. Poor snake

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve just checked and a big brown snake has just come out of my bum

I think you might need an emergency vet call out…. Poor snake "

It’s hissing at me in the pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not horny anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just checked and a big brown snake has just come out of my bum

I think you might need an emergency vet call out…. Poor snake

It’s hissing at me in the pan

What make of snake is it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve just checked and a big brown snake has just come out of my bum

I think you might need an emergency vet call out…. Poor snake

It’s hissing at me in the pan

What make of snake is it

Cheerios I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Fucking Christ.....

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'm not horny anymore. "

So funny!

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Proper laughing! Great post OP

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"I have no idea why I read this thread.

Serves me right for being a nosey cow

You’ve got dogs.

You have to shit in the bath now.

Sorry to break it to you this way.

Do they also need to shit in the bath?

I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally. "

Yup, but if you have cats they have to shit in the sink as they're smaller than dogs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Proper laughing! Great post OP "

I’m highly honoured mam x takes a curtsy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this thread?

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

No what I was expecting

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

When I was about 6 or 7 I remember pooing in garden behind a tree and disecting it with 2 sticks! But not since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was about 6 or 7 I remember pooing in garden behind a tree and disecting it with 2 sticks! But not since

As long as it wasn’t chopsticks I think that’s fine

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"When I was about 6 or 7 I remember pooing in garden behind a tree and disecting it with 2 sticks! But not since

As long as it wasn’t chopsticks I think that’s fine

Ha ha! Not even heard of chopsticks back then x

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Proper laughing! Great post OP

I’m highly honoured mam x takes a curtsy x "

You have amazing hair btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did I miss this thread?

I'm disappointed in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did I miss this thread?

I'm disappointed in you

I apologise wholeheartedly. This will not happen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No… but I’m intrigued by how asparagus makes your wee snell funny

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Right. That's me done for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right. That's me done for the day. "

Me too. I’m going to recycle that sweetcorn I ate last night

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Right. That's me done for the day.

Me too. I’m going to recycle that sweetcorn I ate last night

Waste not want not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right. That's me done for the day.

Me too. I’m going to recycle that sweetcorn I ate last night

Waste not want not. "

That’s my motto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Proper laughing! Great post OP

I’m highly honoured mam x takes a curtsy x

You have amazing hair btw! "
thanks x

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