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"Wash and moisturise face, Moisturise body, boxers, socks, top, bottoms, wham, bam, thank you ma’am. omg I forgot te deodorant and brushing teeth. Guess I don’t do those. " Or showering | |||
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"Teeth first Shower and hair wash Face and body moisturiser Diffuser on hair Lipstick and ready " I do get dressed | |||
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"Water. Coffee. Wank. Shower. Teeth. Deodorant. Moisturiser. Face cream. Beard oil + balm. Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds. Clothes." How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot? | |||
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"Water. Coffee. Wank. Shower. Teeth. Deodorant. Moisturiser. Face cream. Beard oil + balm. Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds. Clothes. How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot? " I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream. I don’t look this shit with no effort you know. | |||
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"Water. Coffee. Wank. Shower. Teeth. Deodorant. Moisturiser. Face cream. Beard oil + balm. Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds. Clothes. How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot? I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream. I don’t look this shit with no effort you know." No vegetable oil? | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... " High maintenance | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance " Moi! | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! " I do not think that emoji means what you think it means | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means " Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. " Yes, Davie, anything you say. | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. Yes, Davie, anything you say. " (Gasps out loudly) | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. Yes, Davie, anything you say. (Gasps out loudly)" I had my fingers crossed | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. Yes, Davie, anything you say. (Gasps out loudly) I had my fingers crossed " Fingers crossed for what? | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. Yes, Davie, anything you say. (Gasps out loudly) I had my fingers crossed Fingers crossed for what? " It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!! | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. Yes, Davie, anything you say. (Gasps out loudly) I had my fingers crossed Fingers crossed for what? It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!" Ah, got you now, you know I'm an . | |||
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"Hear a noise Awaken Very sleepy Early you see A little stretch and yawn Wash And then towel dry Never use moisturiser Kitchen for breakfast" Do you use moisturiser on your arse? Asking for a friend | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. Yes, Davie, anything you say. (Gasps out loudly) I had my fingers crossed Fingers crossed for what? It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!! Ah, got you now, you know I'm an . " That's where this conversation started!! | |||
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"Shorts down, and swill the little fella in Dettol, shorts back up. Finished! " | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. Yes, Davie, anything you say. (Gasps out loudly) I had my fingers crossed Fingers crossed for what? It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!! Ah, got you now, you know I'm an . That's where this conversation started!! " All roads lead to Rome. | |||
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"Hear a noise Awaken Very sleepy Early you see A little stretch and yawn Wash And then towel dry Never use moisturiser Kitchen for breakfast Do you use moisturiser on your arse? Asking for a friend " No. Just Anusol. | |||
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"Shave Shower Smelly stuff Blow-dry hair Left sock Righ sock Rest of clothes Breakfast Teeth Hair product ... High maintenance Moi! I do not think that emoji means what you think it means Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. Yes, Davie, anything you say. (Gasps out loudly) I had my fingers crossed Fingers crossed for what? It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!! Ah, got you now, you know I'm an . That's where this conversation started!! All roads lead to Hull. " FIFY | |||
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"Hear a noise Awaken Very sleepy Early you see A little stretch and yawn Wash And then towel dry Never use moisturiser Kitchen for breakfast Do you use moisturiser on your arse? Asking for a friend No. Just Anusol. " Ah. Moist | |||
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"Water. Coffee. Wank. Shower. Teeth. Deodorant. Moisturiser. Face cream. Beard oil + balm. Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds. Clothes. How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot? I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream. I don’t look this shit with no effort you know. No vegetable oil? " Only for sunbathing. | |||
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"Water. Coffee. Wank. Shower. Teeth. Deodorant. Moisturiser. Face cream. Beard oil + balm. Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds. Clothes. How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot? I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream. I don’t look this shit with no effort you know. No vegetable oil? Only for sunbathing." I knew it!! | |||
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"Blimey I’m not that organised that I have an order! " Oh come on now Nora, you don’t get dressed then get in the bath do you | |||
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"Blimey I’m not that organised that I have an order! " again noticed | |||
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"Blimey I’m not that organised that I have an order! Oh come on now Nora, you don’t get dressed then get in the bath do you " My heads everywhere cheeky it wouldn’t surprise me if I did | |||
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"Shorts down, and swill the little fella in Dettol, shorts back up. Finished!" ° KêySøre: do you brush your teeth after you've put them into your mouth or just let them soak in Steradent beforehand? | |||
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"Shorts down, and swill the little fella in Dettol, shorts back up. Finished! ° KêySøre: do you brush your teeth after you've put them into your mouth or just let them soak in Steradent beforehand? " I usually wrap ‘em around the little fella before the dipping. Two birds, one stone n all that. | |||
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"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look " | |||
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"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look " I lived in London for 40 years | |||
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"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look I lived in London for 40 years" And I still don't think all Londoners wake up utterly perfect. | |||
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"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look I lived in London for 40 years And I still don't think all Londoners wake up utterly perfect. " Well living in London life is anything but perfect, you need to at least start the daily grand positively | |||
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