FabSwingers.com forum: In which order...

By *erroca OP Woman
over a year ago

Shropshire

So here's one..

When you're getting ready, in which order do you do it?

If my hair is wet, I'll do that first, then makeup, then get dressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentleman’s wash in the sink.

Brush teeth

Spray deodorant on my pits and plums

Then get ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash and moisturise face, Moisturise body, boxers, socks, top, bottoms, wham, bam, thank you ma’am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash and moisturise face, Moisturise body, boxers, socks, top, bottoms, wham, bam, thank you ma’am.

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omg I forgot te deodorant and brushing teeth. Guess I don’t do those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, (say I’ve already had my hair washed so I’ll wear a shower cap), skin scare routine, lingerie/underwear, quick make up, fixing hair , dressed

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By *erroca OP Woman
over a year ago

Shropshire

OK OK... Break it down more then..

I have a bath, brush the gnashers, cream all over.. Then do my hair and get pisssed off because it don't go how I want it too.. Get all hot and flustered.. Go for a cig and open a beer.. Chill my beans a bit.. 2nd attempt at hair... Then makeup and finally get dressed...

Ready for the outing.

Have a wonderful weekend peeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I forgot the brushing teeth and all.

I brush my teeth after my skin care routine. Also spritzing perfume would be the finishing touch for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash and moisturise face, Moisturise body, boxers, socks, top, bottoms, wham, bam, thank you ma’am.

omg I forgot te deodorant and brushing teeth. Guess I don’t do those.

Or showering

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Dry my hair, get dressed, do my makeup then style my hair.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

After shower etc it has to be hair 1st as it take so long & makes me hot & bothered, then makeup then dressed.

Men just shit, shower & shave don’t they?

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth first

Shower and hair wash

Face and body moisturiser

Diffuser on hair

Lipstick and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teeth first

Shower and hair wash

Face and body moisturiser

Diffuser on hair

Lipstick and ready

I do get dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defuzz

Brush teeth

Shower

Dry

Clothes

Make up

Hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shorts down, and swill the little fella in Dettol, shorts back up.

Finished!

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I have no order, usually start with whatever is closest to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SSS

Normally poo first

Then shave

Then shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water.

Coffee.

Wank.

Shower.

Teeth.

Deodorant.

Moisturiser.

Face cream.

Beard oil + balm.

Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.

Clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water.

Coffee.

Wank.

Shower.

Teeth.

Deodorant.

Moisturiser.

Face cream.

Beard oil + balm.

Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.

Clothes."

How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower

Skincare, sunscreen, Makeup

Clothes on

Hair faffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water.

Coffee.

Wank.

Shower.

Teeth.

Deodorant.

Moisturiser.

Face cream.

Beard oil + balm.

Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.

Clothes.

How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot? "

I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream.

I don’t look this shit with no effort you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water.

Coffee.

Wank.

Shower.

Teeth.

Deodorant.

Moisturiser.

Face cream.

Beard oil + balm.

Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.

Clothes.

How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot?

I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream.

I don’t look this shit with no effort you know."

No vegetable oil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair

Make Up

Dressed

Ready for penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair

Face

Clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower

Dry hair

Make up

Straighten hair

Get dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Coffee

Shower

Moisturise

Deodorise

Perfume

Make up

Hair

Dress

Another spritz of perfume

Out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Tumble out of bed

2. Stumble in the kitchen

3. Pour myself a cup of ambition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower

Dressed

Hair

Then finally make up

If I do my hair first, it all gets messed up whilst getting dressed. If I do make up before hair it all gets ruined as I get too hot with hairdryer/straighteners . I’m sooo high maintenance at times lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave

Trim ( if needed )

Shower

Brush teeth & Mouthwash

Casual clothes

Out the door

...once lm clean & fresh lm good to go

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

Yes, Davie, anything you say.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

Yes, Davie, anything you say.

(Gasps out loudly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

Yes, Davie, anything you say.

(Gasps out loudly)"

I had my fingers crossed

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

Yes, Davie, anything you say.

(Gasps out loudly)

I had my fingers crossed

Fingers crossed for what?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Shower

Teeth

Moisturize face

Rough dry hair

Make up

Finish hair

Spray perfume

Get dressed

Look in the mirror and think 'you'll do'.

Out

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Bath

Teeth brushed

Make up

Hair

Dressed

Takes about 90 minutes as I like a leisurely bath. I could do it in half the time if I had to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at my phone, say "Oh shit is that the time", and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

Yes, Davie, anything you say.

(Gasps out loudly)

I had my fingers crossed

Fingers crossed for what?

It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

Yes, Davie, anything you say.

(Gasps out loudly)

I had my fingers crossed

Fingers crossed for what?

It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!"

Ah, got you now, you know I'm an

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Wash

Teeth brushed

Mouth wash

Deodorant

Aftershave

Dressed

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hear a noise

Awaken

Very sleepy

Early you see

A little stretch and yawn

Wash

And then towel dry

Never use moisturiser

Kitchen for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hear a noise

Awaken

Very sleepy

Early you see

A little stretch and yawn

Wash

And then towel dry

Never use moisturiser

Kitchen for breakfast"

Do you use moisturiser on your arse? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

Yes, Davie, anything you say.

(Gasps out loudly)

I had my fingers crossed

Fingers crossed for what?

It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!

Ah, got you now, you know I'm an

That's where this conversation started!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shorts down, and swill the little fella in Dettol, shorts back up.

Finished!

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Shower .brush teeth deodorant. Boxers jeans. Blow dry hair .style it .fin dressing then aftershave x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

Yes, Davie, anything you say.

(Gasps out loudly)

I had my fingers crossed

Fingers crossed for what?

It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!

Ah, got you now, you know I'm an

That's where this conversation started!! "

All roads lead to Rome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hear a noise

Awaken

Very sleepy

Early you see

A little stretch and yawn

Wash

And then towel dry

Never use moisturiser

Kitchen for breakfast

Do you use moisturiser on your arse? Asking for a friend

No. Just Anusol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave

Shower

Smelly stuff

Blow-dry hair

Left sock

Righ sock

Rest of clothes

Breakfast

Teeth

Hair product

...

High maintenance

Moi!

I do not think that emoji means what you think it means

Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.

Yes, Davie, anything you say.

(Gasps out loudly)

I had my fingers crossed

Fingers crossed for what?

It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!

Ah, got you now, you know I'm an

That's where this conversation started!!

All roads lead to Hull.

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hear a noise

Awaken

Very sleepy

Early you see

A little stretch and yawn

Wash

And then towel dry

Never use moisturiser

Kitchen for breakfast

Do you use moisturiser on your arse? Asking for a friend

No. Just Anusol. "

Ah. Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water.

Coffee.

Wank.

Shower.

Teeth.

Deodorant.

Moisturiser.

Face cream.

Beard oil + balm.

Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.

Clothes.

How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot?

I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream.

I don’t look this shit with no effort you know.

No vegetable oil? "

Only for sunbathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dry hair

Moisturise skin and face

Put make up on

Style hair

Get dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water.

Coffee.

Wank.

Shower.

Teeth.

Deodorant.

Moisturiser.

Face cream.

Beard oil + balm.

Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.

Clothes.

How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot?

I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream.

I don’t look this shit with no effort you know.

No vegetable oil?

Only for sunbathing."

I knew it!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Blimey I’m not that organised that I have an order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey I’m not that organised that I have an order! "

Oh come on now Nora, you don’t get dressed then get in the bath do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey I’m not that organised that I have an order! "
again noticed

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Blimey I’m not that organised that I have an order!

Oh come on now Nora, you don’t get dressed then get in the bath do you

My heads everywhere cheeky it wouldn’t surprise me if I did

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Shower, drip dry as drying hair, moisturise, perfume, get dressed, brush teeth, shoes on and then the little makeup I wear goes on just before I leave home, along with the last spray of perfume.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Shorts down, and swill the little fella in Dettol, shorts back up.

Finished!

KêySøre: do you brush your teeth after you've put them into your mouth or just let them soak in Steradent beforehand?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Get dressed, brush hair, brush teeth. Then pause to admire sheer beauty in the mirror

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Shower

Moisturise

Brush teeth

Make up depending on where I’m going

Fix hair

Get dressed

Spray perfume

Final check in mirror and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shorts down, and swill the little fella in Dettol, shorts back up.

Finished!

KêySøre: do you brush your teeth after you've put them into your mouth or just let them soak in Steradent beforehand?

I usually wrap ‘em around the little fella before the dipping.

Two birds, one stone n all that.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

1. Wake up with sleep in eyes, crash about like a shark out of water.

2. Do a massive Austin Power's wee (hands on wall - like the one he does when he comes out of Cryogenics.)

3. Make a strong sweet cup of tea ( just like me - sweet)- Condensed milk & 3 sugars.

4. Pebble dash me neck curtains as the fucking squirrel takes the piss ripping me terracotta pots to shit with it's teeth. Me tapping the window as the cheeky bastard looks at me bold as brass. BASTARD!!!! He might as well take a massive crap in me bird bath whilst giving me a birdy & & telepathically saying "fuck yer snow drops yer ginger bastard....!"

5. Rush up stairs for the 3 "S"'s (shit/shower/shave - that could be beard, head, but not balls. Not necessarily prescriptive. I always stick to the caveat: "Never rush a ball shave"..... Oh & the silent "T" (brush me teeth.)

6. Then pants; walking trousers (or "whatevs"); socks; deodorant; footwear; then top last thing before walking outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look

I lived in London for 40 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look

I lived in London for 40 years"

And I still don't think all Londoners wake up utterly perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look

I lived in London for 40 years

And I still don't think all Londoners wake up utterly perfect.

Well living in London life is anything but perfect, you need to at least start the daily grand positively

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