FabSwingers.com forum: What was the last impure thought you had

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While in the presence of the person it was about?

And did you act on that impure thought and carry it out?

If not, why not?

Yes I'm being completely nosey and a perve.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Gosh. It's been so long I can't remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If work found out I’m on this site I’m going to block book the corner office as work hard play hard is what I do

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours

I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours

I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work

Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just now, I saw a box of Krispy Kreme donuts in the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in work the other day a lady standing in the shop window putting up hanging billboards

Imagined her naked with me footing ladders huba huba

All with health and safety in mind of coarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I had an impure thought whilst visiting a friend for just coffee

Alas I acted upon it ...went home grinning from ear to ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The impure thought was imagining her writhing under me later that evening, though we're both married (to other people).

Didn't act on it because I value her as a friend, first and foremost, and I have too much to lose there.

Unrequited lust.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Does it have to be in person OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours

I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work

Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?

Mr"

Asking the wrong questions. We need to know if the deal for business, pleasure or both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked my hairdresser where her 'i give the best blowjobs' sign was today in the salon

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours

I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work

Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?

Mr"

Have you seem BJs hands

I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked my hairdresser where her 'i give the best blowjobs' sign was today in the salon

Now that would of been funny as fuck as an uploaded photo with you holding it

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours

I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work

Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?

Asking the wrong questions. We need to know if the deal for business, pleasure or both

It was work, albeit "afterwork" but in truth I'd oggle quality hands any time of day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours

I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work

Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?

Have you seem BJs hands

I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard"

Lovely - there is a puke emoji.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours

I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work

Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?

Have you seem BJs hands

I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard

Lovely - there is a puke emoji.

My hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours

I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work

Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?

Have you seem BJs hands

I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard

Lovely - there is a puke emoji.

My hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day when I was staying with my best friend. I looked over at him and thought "we should go to the bedroom". I didn't say anything though because we've been there before and said we wouldn't go there again. Doesn't stop me wanting him sometimes though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I found my thoughts wandering a little about the girl in the office I've had a crush on for a while.

Took the opportunity for a little flirt, chalked it up as a win amd carried on with my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a few right now

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Does it have to be in person OP?"

Ooh tell us,this sounds interesting

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Does it have to be in person OP?

Ooh tell us,this sounds interesting "

I'd

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Does it have to be in person OP?

Ooh tell us,this sounds interesting

I'd

Especially if you got her hair colour incorrect

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Yes I had an impure thought whilst visiting a friend for just coffee

Alas I acted upon it ...went home grinning from ear to ear

And I'm sure she grinned all night too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do video calls count?

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Regarding a friend from the gym, my husband, reverse cowgirl and lots of licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do video calls count?"

Yes, yes they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted to ride him… so I did . Giddy up

End of the fucking story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do video calls count?

Yes, yes they do."

Oh, ok.

Thanks for answering completely impartial and not biased whatsoever adjudicator.

Then also, last Saturday night.

Very impure!!!

And more tonight, a lot more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours

I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work

Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?

Have you seem BJs hands

I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard"

I'm very sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I had an impure thought whilst visiting a friend for just coffee

Alas I acted upon it ...went home grinning from ear to ear

And I'm sure she grinned all night too

I'm still grinning now

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Does it have to be in person OP?

Ooh tell us,this sounds interesting

I'd

Especially if you got her hair colour incorrect

That depends whether the sun is out or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning, when I saw Mrs S lying next to me, nude. I had a deliciously impure thought come into my head, but will be waiting to act on it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While in the presence of the person it was about?

And did you act on that impure thought and carry it out?

If not, why not?

Yes I'm being completely nosey and a perve.

PW "

I had no choice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going out for dinner with female ex colleague tonight.

I'm sure i have have impure thoughts.

Will i act on them - Probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gosh. It's been so long I can't remember"

*enter Steve*

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bakery on the way into work this morning.

Those iced buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bakery on the way into work this morning.

Those iced buns

Where’s mine?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Bakery on the way into work this morning.

Those iced buns

Where’s mine?

I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bakery on the way into work this morning.

Those iced buns

Where’s mine?

I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself

What did you get me?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

My work college (who I'm very flirty with) just walked in a green body hugging dress & thought! How I would like to hoke that up, rip her knickers off and fuck her over the desk, video calling her boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my face sat on….. but by who?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen my friends girlfriends new post on Facebook, imagined cumming all over her huge tits and wanked to her picture

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Bakery on the way into work this morning.

Those iced buns

Where’s mine?

I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself

What did you get me?

Brb, just popping back to the bakery. What would tickle your taste buds?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Looking across at Mr last night when he was driving and I just wanted to unzip his trousers and play. He looked sexy as f*ck.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

126 this morning. And none of them my fault. I’m being corrupted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"126 this morning. And none of them my fault. I’m being corrupted

Nora!!! U minx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"126 this morning. And none of them my fault. I’m being corrupted

Nora!!! U minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bakery on the way into work this morning.

Those iced buns

Where’s mine?

I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself

What did you get me?

Brb, just popping back to the bakery. What would tickle your taste buds?"

Croissant aux amandes (with choc even better)

Either from Paul’s or Gail’s x

Thank ya x

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Whilst out cycling yesterday; I stopped for a short rest at a garden centre that had a little cafe.

Serving at the counter was a very attractive full-figured women; she saw me and smiled and, as there wasn't another customers, we got chatting, she was so engaging.

Whilst we chatted I noticed that she had very large boobs, I was conscious not to stare at them but the way that her apron had slipped to one side meant that it didn't cover one boob; this made it stand out so I had to really try and focus on her face, which given how attractive she was, was equally as enjoyable.

Her looks, personality and that poking out boob lead me to start fantasing about being intimate with her; it was a very nice feeling - I did check on the fab who's near function to see if she was on Fab... sadly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bakery on the way into work this morning.

Those iced buns

Where’s mine?

I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself

What did you get me?

Brb, just popping back to the bakery. What would tickle your taste buds?"

Ooh. Coffee scroll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a McDonald’s cheeseburger

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Gosh. It's been so long I can't remember

*enter Steve*"

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Oh yes, lots last night and acted on them, over and over again

MJ x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant

What are the odds - ditto!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant

What are the odds - ditto!

I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

About my FWB, can't wait to make them a reality in a few days time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant

What are the odds - ditto!

I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples

I have pineapples.

But you are both too far away.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me!"

Oh god no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant

What are the odds - ditto!

I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples

Let's get ready to rumble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me!

Oh god no

I’m a mess.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me!

Oh god no

I’m a mess.

Don't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purity isnt part of my usual makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being in the gym … too many thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant

What are the odds - ditto!

I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples

I have pineapples.

But you are both too far away.

To fuck you with the raw end of a pineapple?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant

What are the odds - ditto!

I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples

I have pineapples.

But you are both too far away.

To fuck you with the raw end of a pineapple?

I'm only an hour away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant

What are the odds - ditto!

I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples

I have pineapples.

But you are both too far away.

To fuck you with the raw end of a pineapple?

I'm only an hour away!

you've got me there!

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