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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work " Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time? Mr | |||
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time? Mr" Asking the wrong questions. We need to know if the deal for business, pleasure or both | |||
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time? Mr" Have you seem BJs hands I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard | |||
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"I asked my hairdresser where her 'i give the best blowjobs' sign was today in the salon " Now that would of been funny as fuck as an uploaded photo with you holding it | |||
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time? Mr Asking the wrong questions. We need to know if the deal for business, pleasure or both " It was work, albeit "afterwork" but in truth I'd oggle quality hands any time of day... | |||
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time? Mr Have you seem BJs hands I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard" Lovely - there is a puke emoji. | |||
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time? Mr Have you seem BJs hands I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard Lovely - there is a puke emoji. " My hero | |||
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time? Mr Have you seem BJs hands I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard Lovely - there is a puke emoji. My hero " | |||
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"Does it have to be in person OP?" Ooh tell us,this sounds interesting | |||
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"Does it have to be in person OP? Ooh tell us,this sounds interesting " I'd | |||
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"Does it have to be in person OP? Ooh tell us,this sounds interesting I'd " Especially if you got her hair colour incorrect | |||
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"Yes I had an impure thought whilst visiting a friend for just coffee Alas I acted upon it ...went home grinning from ear to ear " And I'm sure she grinned all night too | |||
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"Do video calls count? Yes, yes they do." Oh, ok. Thanks for answering completely impartial and not biased whatsoever adjudicator. Then also, last Saturday night. Very impure!!! And more tonight, a lot more. | |||
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time? Mr Have you seem BJs hands I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard" I'm very sorry Mr | |||
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"Yes I had an impure thought whilst visiting a friend for just coffee Alas I acted upon it ...went home grinning from ear to ear And I'm sure she grinned all night too " I'm still grinning now | |||
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"Does it have to be in person OP? Ooh tell us,this sounds interesting I'd Especially if you got her hair colour incorrect " That depends whether the sun is out or not. | |||
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"While in the presence of the person it was about? And did you act on that impure thought and carry it out? If not, why not? Yes I'm being completely nosey and a perve. PW " I had no choice . | |||
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"Gosh. It's been so long I can't remember" *enter Steve* | |||
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning. Those iced buns " Where’s mine? | |||
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning. Those iced buns Where’s mine? " I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself | |||
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning. Those iced buns Where’s mine? I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself " What did you get me? | |||
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning. Those iced buns Where’s mine? I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself What did you get me? " Brb, just popping back to the bakery. What would tickle your taste buds? | |||
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"126 this morning. And none of them my fault. I’m being corrupted " Nora!!! U minx | |||
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"126 this morning. And none of them my fault. I’m being corrupted Nora!!! U minx " | |||
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning. Those iced buns Where’s mine? I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself What did you get me? Brb, just popping back to the bakery. What would tickle your taste buds?" Croissant aux amandes (with choc even better) Either from Paul’s or Gail’s x Thank ya x | |||
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning. Those iced buns Where’s mine? I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself What did you get me? Brb, just popping back to the bakery. What would tickle your taste buds?" Ooh. Coffee scroll? | |||
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"Gosh. It's been so long I can't remember *enter Steve*" | |||
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant " What are the odds - ditto! | |||
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant What are the odds - ditto! " I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples | |||
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant What are the odds - ditto! I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples " I have pineapples. But you are both too far away. | |||
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"It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me!" Oh god no | |||
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant What are the odds - ditto! I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples " Let's get ready to rumble! | |||
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"It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me! Oh god no " I’m a mess. | |||
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"It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me! Oh god no I’m a mess. " Don't do it | |||
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant What are the odds - ditto! I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples I have pineapples. But you are both too far away. " To fuck you with the raw end of a pineapple? | |||
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant What are the odds - ditto! I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples I have pineapples. But you are both too far away. To fuck you with the raw end of a pineapple? " I'm only an hour away! | |||
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant What are the odds - ditto! I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples I have pineapples. But you are both too far away. To fuck you with the raw end of a pineapple? I'm only an hour away! " you've got me there! | |||
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