FabSwingers.com forum: Imagine the sexes reversed....

By *agpussies OP Couple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -

**RULES**

I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'

I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG

NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE

ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP

ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED

I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME

NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS

NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT

I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL

IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?

I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF

I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.

Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it already had

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -

**RULES**

I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'

I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG

NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE

ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP

ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED

I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME

NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS

NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT

I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL

IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?

I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF

I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.

Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own.

"
forgot to add,

"Just because I'm on a sex site doesn't mean I'm looking for sex!!"

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By *agpussies OP Couple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Covered that in the no sex talk

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

If you want to squeeze a peach, go to the supermarket

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Would the forums still have the daily “what am I doing wrong” threads too?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Imagine all the gapping fanny profile pictures

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Imagine all the gapping fanny profile pictures

From different angles, inside and out

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By *agpussies OP Couple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

WHY DO YOU ALL ASSUME I WANT YO HAVE SEX?

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP MY WAY AROUND THE SITE, THE HORROR

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Imagine all the gapping fanny profile pictures

From different angles, inside and out

Some dripping slightly, some gushing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I'm on cam d*unk on wine ha ha ha haaa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHY DO YOU ALL ASSUME I WANT YO HAVE SEX?

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP MY WAY AROUND THE SITE, THE HORROR"
because i like to whisper the number ¹

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By *reampie_yourwifeMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Not looking for single women, if I want one I’ll message you

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Ave got a 10 inch fany thats made 4 maykin u cum 30 tymes in a sess.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Is it just me or do other women like going through their brother in laws dirty laundry? I like to squirt in his y-fronts especially if they are cum stained already, I might even give them a sniff

P.S. that was an example not just one if my pervy fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her - "im wanna bounce on your cock and make you cum hard"

Him - "no thanks sorry"

Her - "too bad your dicks too small anyway you munter"

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Women must love giving oral and deep throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me or do other women like going through their brother in laws dirty laundry? I like to squirt in his y-fronts especially if they are cum stained already, I might even give them a sniff

P.S. that was an example not just one if my pervy fantasies

If you say so

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Any men here into BPC?

(Big Pink Clitoris)

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is it just me or do other women like going through their brother in laws dirty laundry? I like to squirt in his y-fronts especially if they are cum stained already, I might even give them a sniff

P.S. that was an example not just one if my pervy fantasies

If you say so

Honest

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Does boob size matter to guys? x50

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Any men here into BPC?

(Big Pink Clitoris)

Gawd yes. N I deep throat em beeuties. Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago

dunstable

Lol, with all the shit going down around the world all your comments did make me laugh you bunch of fruit loops X

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Her loss. Probably married and cheating.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris "

Ur just jealous of the size of ma dick, man

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma dick, man "

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf. "

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!"

Thts wot they al say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!

Thts wot they al say. "

I've never had a bloke complain yet

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!

Thts wot they al say. "

Loose lips sink ships

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By *agpussies OP Couple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Sure your lips aren't loose ??

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!

Thts wot they al say.

Loose lips sink ships

Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!

Thts wot they al say.

Loose lips sink ships

Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!

Thts wot they al say.

Loose lips sink ships

Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.

If only u was closr ad give it 2 u bigtime.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!

Thts wot they al say.

Loose lips sink ships

Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.

If only u was closr ad give it 2 u bigtime.

I’m strapping on me strap on right now

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Some of you men are such clit teasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!

Thts wot they al say.

Loose lips sink ships

Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.

If only u was closr ad give it 2 u bigtime.

Davie!! I'm supposed to say that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of you men are such clit teasers

Aren't they just?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick

Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris

Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man

Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.

Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!

Thts wot they al say.

Loose lips sink ships

Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.

If only u was closr ad give it 2 u bigtime.

Davie!! I'm supposed to say that!!"

Doh.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"looking for hotel meets, I'll pay for everything"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -

**RULES**

I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'

I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG

NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE

ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP

ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED

I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME

NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS

NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT

I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL

IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?

I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF

I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.

Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own.

U forgot the… I am very picky line

(it’s on mine

)

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Her - "im wanna bounce on your cock and make you cum hard"

Him - "no thanks sorry"

Her - "too bad your dicks too small anyway you munter""

This made me laugh so much!

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You call that a pussy Ive got heels bigger than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -

**RULES**

I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'

I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG

NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE

ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP

ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED

I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME

NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS

NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT

I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL

IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?

I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF

I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.

Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own.

Is this a challenge?

Do need an interim profile while I think of a new one.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

MY FUCK BUDDY DOES ALL THE MEET ARRANGMENTS DON'T ASK ME TO MEET BEHIND HER BACK

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her - "im wanna bounce on your cock and make you cum hard"

Him - "no thanks sorry"

Her - "too bad your dicks too small anyway you munter""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I'm married, husband gone off sex, don't judge unless you know my situation

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