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Hairy Black Holes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mad scientists claim hairy black holes explain Hawking paradox.

Einstein's general theory of relativity says information about what goes into a black hole cannot come out, but quantum mechanics says that is impossible. New research claims to have resolved the paradox by showing that black holes have a property which they call "quantum hair".

These mad scientists should get proper jobs before CERN engulfs us all in its hairy darkness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh yeah, and it's all over the news

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I reckon these crazy scientists are swingers and just wanted to try a new chat up line -

Wanna see my hairy black hole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They should clearly be spending their time on inventing the infinite probability engine. The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were well understood. It is said that such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.

Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Don't mind the bump. I was just picturing your hairy black hole again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently there's a massive one of these at the centre of our galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This just made me really laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This just made me really laugh "

I'm here all week

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By *oah VailMan
over a year ago

Dover

Any Hitchhiker’s reference will raise a smile from me.

You don’t get enough of them these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any Hitchhiker’s reference will raise a smile from me.

You don’t get enough of them these days. "

You've got to be 42 to understand

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By *oah VailMan
over a year ago

Dover

Absolutely.

And know where your towel is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv a thread in mind

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