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"Older women smell of moth balls ...and ITV" Funny  | |||
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) " I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!".  | |||
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!". "And if one is in a bad mood? | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls" Is this from personal experience | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls" And stale urine | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls" That's cos some older women have balls....lol | |||
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream "How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong  | |||
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) " ^This | |||
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream
How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong "Is she carrying minstrels? | |||
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream
How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong
Is she carrying minstrels? "I'd be happy with just the minstrels | |||
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!". "I tell them to try their local old folks home!  x | |||
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!".
I tell them to try their local old folks home! x"Nice haha,Gonna save that | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls ...and ITV" Rosemary & Thyme. Hopefully Jay has the Thyme of his life. | |||
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!".
And if one is in a bad mood?"Then I toy with them | |||
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) " This  | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine "Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls Is this from personal experience "I think someones bee down the local care home again haha | |||
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"Wanting chat to woman older than me must like younger man " Too young for me | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "I died laughing | |||
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"Wanting chat to woman older than me must like younger man " What is it about the older woman that interests you? | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up | |||
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!".
And if one is in a bad mood?
Then I toy with them "What if it reversed and it was an older guy? | |||
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"I once had a guy older than me message me calling me an older woman. Must have forgot to change his copy and paste "Numberlexic | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent.
Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up "Didn't it sting?  | |||
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"I knew I should have brought popcorn! "Trebor mints are fine, popcorn gets stuck in my teeth. | |||
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) " Exactly. It very much depends how a guy approaches it. If he's respectful, doesn't brag that he's gonna give my old carcass the best time of my life, doesn't act as if he's doing me a favour & doesn't ask if he can call me Mummy, I might respond favourably. The best approach is to not mention the age gap at all, though...my current play friend is 25. We have the most amazing sex & he's never mentioned age | |||
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"What’s a hurricane tongue " Like a twister ice cream x | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent.
Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up " they always remind me of you | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent.
Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up
they always remind me of you "
I took my shoe to be repaired and they said it was unfixable. I almost wept. | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent.
Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up
they always remind me of you
I took my shoe to be repaired and they said it was unfixable. I almost wept."Nooooooo  | |||
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"I knew I should have brought popcorn!
Trebor mints are fine, popcorn gets stuck in my teeth."Noted for next time! You know there will always be a next time | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws "Yes so watch out or we will eat you alive! | |||
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"I'd like an older woman for fun times "They're not dispensed like sweets | |||
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"I'd like an older woman for fun times
They're not dispensed like sweets "Now, now Geraldine, play nice. I know it was a silly statement, but don't finish him off just yet x | |||
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"I'd like an older woman for fun times "You’re 65 chief. | |||
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"I'd like an older woman for fun times
They're not dispensed like sweets
Now, now Geraldine, play nice. I know it was a silly statement, but don't finish him off just yet x"Bertie this week, Fifey. Yes, I will try to behave but I'm still a bit cross. | |||
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"I'd like an older woman for fun times
They're not dispensed like sweets
Now, now Geraldine, play nice. I know it was a silly statement, but don't finish him off just yet x
Bertie this week, Fifey. Yes, I will try to behave but I'm still a bit cross. "Damn, I forgot. Sorry Bertie x | |||
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"Wanting chat to woman older than me must like younger man " I'm sure your grandma would love a chat | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls" Whereas my balls smell of moths | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "Need any jobs doing around the house dear ? | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "Fresh as a daisy after a lemon wet wipe down  haha | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea! "*Shakes walking stick* | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*"AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!! | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea! "Cheeky cheeky!! X  | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
Cheeky cheeky!! X "I do like it when they tell me off though. | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
Cheeky cheeky!! X
I do like it when they tell me off though. " x | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!"Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect!  | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "I cover the smell with a quick spray of T. | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!
Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect! "What am I now in my fifties! Fossilised??  | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!
Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect!
What am I now in my fifties! Fossilised?? "Haha you two! I heard you’re only as young as the one you’re feeling. To get back to OP’s topic. | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!
Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect!
What am I now in my fifties! Fossilised??
Haha you two! I heard you’re only as young as the one you’re feeling. To get back to OP’s topic. "I'm timeless, ageless, and immortal? | |||
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"Wanting chat to woman older than me must like younger man " What about a care home?  | |||
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream
How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong
Is she carrying minstrels? "Always , they are covering the nipples and a bag between her legs | |||
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!
Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect!
What am I now in my fifties! Fossilised??
Haha you two! I heard you’re only as young as the one you’re feeling. To get back to OP’s topic.
I'm timeless, ageless, and immortal? "You’re all and more | |||
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"Older women smell of moth balls" What age do women start to smell of mothballs?Mine is 59 and I haven't noticed | |||
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"Wanting chat to woman older than me must like younger man What about a care home? "Snort | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws "Panthers and jaguars are also available | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available "What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws. | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available "He forgot the number 1 rule..... he didn't offer cake! | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws. "Think I'd opt for panther given the wiki definition: Panthers have good hearing, extremely good eyesight, and a strong jaw. The panther is a smart, stealth-like attacker, its dark coat helps it hide and stalk prey very easily, especially at night! | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
He forgot the number 1 rule..... he didn't offer cake! "They never learn eh?! Lol ... it is all about the cake  | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws. "There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
Think I'd opt for panther given the wiki definition:
Panthers have good hearing, extremely good eyesight, and a strong jaw. The panther is a smart, stealth-like attacker, its dark coat helps it hide and stalk prey very easily, especially at night! " Jesus! You're scaring me, woman! The poor lads will be stiff with fear. | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging "He's gonna have to climb me first | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
Think I'd opt for panther given the wiki definition:
Panthers have good hearing, extremely good eyesight, and a strong jaw. The panther is a smart, stealth-like attacker, its dark coat helps it hide and stalk prey very easily, especially at night! "Panthers are cool | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. " Care home | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. " Offer cake and they will find you | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging
He's gonna have to climb me first " ... if he ever comes back to the thread! | |||
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream "Typical..king size ..won't a normal pack do ..always want the impossible..king Size | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging
He's gonna have to climb me first
... if he ever comes back to the thread! "It's you! You've scared him off!! | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. " Morrison's | |||
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream
Typical..king size ..won't a normal pack do ..always want the impossible..king Size "For Jamie, I’ll compromise with pack size, if I must | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. " Buses during the day. FREEDOM PASSES WOOOOOO | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Buses during the day. FREEDOM PASSES WOOOOOO" Where is my stick? | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Care home "I have a long time to go before I'm in one of those. I hope. | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Care home
I have a long time to go before I'm in one of those.
I hope. "You can just visit to chase women? | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Care home
I have a long time to go before I'm in one of those.
I hope.
You can just visit to chase women? "Gawd no, they a vicious. | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Buses during the day. FREEDOM PASSES WOOOOOO Where is my stick? " Would you like me to hit you with it | |||
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging
He's gonna have to climb me first
... if he ever comes back to the thread!
It's you! You've scared him off!! "Unless one of the other circling Cougars already pounced 
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging
He's gonna have to climb me first
... if he ever comes back to the thread!
It's you! You've scared him off!!
Unless one of the other circling Cougars already pounced
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Buses during the day. FREEDOM PASSES WOOOOOO Where is my stick? Would you like me to hit you with it " | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Buses during the day. FREEDOM PASSES WOOOOOO Where is my stick? Would you like me to hit you with it "https://youtu.be/0WGVgfjnLqc | |||
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"There are plenty around! I have a few that I regularly spend time with also, I just don’t make a thing of them being older than me that’s all " Best way to be! | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Offer cake and they will find you "I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Offer cake and they will find you
I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe "Vegetables should not be in cake lol x | |||
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream " | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Buses during the day. FREEDOM PASSES WOOOOOO Where is my stick? Would you like me to hit you with it
https://youtu.be/0WGVgfjnLqc"Oh rhythm stick? I thought we were on about walking sticks. You’re welcome to that one | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Offer cake and they will find you
I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe
Vegetables should not be in cake lol x"Agreed! Like pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Offer cake and they will find you
I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe
Vegetables should not be in cake lol x"Ok I'll accept chocolate or nice must be homemade Victoria with fresh strawberries, you serving tea or coffee with that? | |||
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream "He did that round mine last night | |||
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"I guess you can get away with a thing for 'older women' if you're about 20, but it becomes a bit of a (justifiably) hot potato after that! "Now I fancy a jacket potatoe with lots of butter! X | |||
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Offer cake and they will find you
I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe
Vegetables should not be in cake lol x
Ok I'll accept chocolate or nice must be homemade Victoria with fresh strawberries, you serving tea or coffee with that?"Always coffee with cake | |||
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"I'd like an older woman for fun times
You’re 65 chief.
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"Where do you find these older women? Asking for a friend. Offer cake and they will find you
I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe
Vegetables should not be in cake lol x
Ok I'll accept chocolate or nice must be homemade Victoria with fresh strawberries, you serving tea or coffee with that?
Always coffee with cake "Sounds good to me | |||
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream
How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong
Is she carrying minstrels?
If he was carrying a packet of werthers originals ..hell yes
I'd be happy with just the minstrels " | |||
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