FabSwingers.com forum: Most outlandish claim

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Honesty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honesty

That made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying his 45 when really his 60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

i reckon i could out do that

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Some lady asked for 30-40 mins of vanilla sex with a guy with an average size penis.

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

"Honesty

A two day period from blasting off 5 orgasms in the shower and waffle stomping that sombitch down the drain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

i reckon i could out do that

I can outdo your outdo

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Amateurs eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I start…

Oh I know, literally most things people say on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

i reckon i could out do that

I can outdo your outdo

I reckon no one could make me cum that much. It’s a miracle if a guy can do it once without me using my wand

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

i reckon i could out do that

I can outdo your outdo

I reckon no one could make me cum that much. It’s a miracle if a guy can do it once without me using my wand

That's the trick though isn't it. Having a wand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

i reckon i could out do that

I can outdo your outdo

I reckon no one could make me cum that much. It’s a miracle if a guy can do it once without me using my wand

That's the trick though isn't it. Having a wand

It’s needed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

i reckon i could out do that

I can outdo your outdo

I reckon no one could make me cum that much. It’s a miracle if a guy can do it once without me using my wand

Inked has with me! Lol, I couldn’t think straight, let alone move my legs! Even lying still my body was twitching…he let me catch my breath and then back to more…I’m a lucky lady, haha xx

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

They're better than playground boasts.

Some of the messages we used to get from people were hilarious. Usually the ones about forgetting my husband after you've been with me. Only with conteol less grammar, spelling and realism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young, handsome guy who had made his first million from his airline company. Wanted to take me out shopping and for a stay in a posh hotel. I wasn’t impressed, and told him not to assume that women are moneygrabbers.

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're better than playground boasts.

Some of the messages we used to get from people were hilarious. Usually the ones about forgetting my husband after you've been with me. Only with conteol less grammar, spelling and realism.

I had someone message me to brag he could get me gang bangs and to be used like a proper sub slut. Great opening message. Lol, told him no thanks, asked where on my profile did it say I specifically wanted gang bangs, I had the perfect Dom already, so not for me. Some people are so deluded, and disrespectful! They totally forget the male on a profile x

Viv xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I won't be disappointed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be disappointed!! "

But were you? Haha xx

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Ha ha OP this is a good one. I love the threads on here that are almost like a game of top trumps

. A recent one was “ what’s the most guys you have had in a gangbang” . At one point someone claimed 40+

. Another good one is “what’s the biggest cock you have ever had” ? And someone said 16 inches. Fab bullshit is everywhere on here.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I won't be disappointed!!

But were you? Haha xx"

Thankfully no...I'm to selective for that carry on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be disappointed!!

But were you? Haha xx

Thankfully no...I'm to selective for that carry on x"

I just wonder who told them they were amazing, to be able to make that claim? But, each to their own, and they were probably a bit deflated that you wouldn’t take the bait xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha OP this is a good one. I love the threads on here that are almost like a game of top trumps

. A recent one was “ what’s the most guys you have had in a gangbang” . At one point someone claimed 40+

. Another good one is “what’s the biggest cock you have ever had” ? And someone said 16 inches. Fab bullshit is everywhere on here. "

Don’t know about 16, but a guy who wanted to come to a bukake meet was definitely about 14!! He also wanted more than suck and facial, so didn’t happen. But 16!! Ouch! Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A young, handsome guy who had made his first million from his airline company. Wanted to take me out shopping and for a stay in a posh hotel. I wasn’t impressed, and told him not to assume that women are moneygrabbers.

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

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I've had the professional footballer message to about deep throating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

I've had the professional footballer message to about deep throating

Ha! And there was me feeling so special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fortuitously timed, I’ve just had a message from a guy claiming that his tongue has a black belt in origami!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your most outlandish claim and outlandish claim.

Like if Pinocchio says “my nose will grow”.

Is it true? Is it a lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a huge dick and I will satisfy you all night

Famous last words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a huge dick and I will satisfy you all night

Famous last words

The ones who boast about it are the ones who rarely deliver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes familiar story met this man as been chatting to for some he told me can go for hrs so called his Bluff

He meet liked him so took it to the next level god lasted one hr

up side he went I kept his hotel room got my friend in fun all night

but yes had all the one liner to off men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got that right lovey lady above

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Fortuitously timed, I’ve just had a message from a guy claiming that his tongue has a black belt in origami!

Do you achieve belts for Origami ?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone saying they love you.....such lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fortuitously timed, I’ve just had a message from a guy claiming that his tongue has a black belt in origami!

Do you achieve belts for Origami ?!!!

This is what I wondered. But his tongue might sound offputtingly aggressive if he proclaimed it the proud owner of a black belt in the martial arts!

I mean I wouldn’t fancy that down below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone saying they love you.....such lies

I do though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling yourself she will come back to me

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

“Hung”

I’ve learned that hung to a guy can mean literally anything

It can be a 9 inch monster

It can be a ruler pressed 4 inches into their belly fat

It can be totally average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone saying they love you.....such lies

I do though

First I've heard about it young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone saying they love you.....such lies

I do though

First I've heard about it young man"

I should’ve told you more. I know that now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that brexit would be good for the UK

))))) what a joke

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa cakes are a nice biscuit.

I mean come on, get real!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone saying they love you.....such lies

I do though

First I've heard about it young man

I should’ve told you more. I know that now

It's never too late

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

I'm not young and I prefer rugby.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I’ve got a huge dick and I will satisfy you all night

Famous last words

Maybe he miss typed a few words and it should have read:

I have a micro knob and I splurt at the sight of a pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

I'm not young and I prefer rugby.

And I prefer you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Spartacus!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Some lady asked for 30-40 mins of vanilla sex with a guy with an average size penis."

I'm average and that's warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's known for giving the best blow job's in the area.

I've asked all my mates. My brother. The bloke who collects the trolleys at M&S. I even asked the copper that pulled me over for speeding last Wednesday.

Non of them know her or her username and have never had a blowy off her.

So her claim to fame is utter bollox

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

I'm not young and I prefer rugby.

And I prefer you

Oooo Miss Dieu you say the sweetest things.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Everyone is very friendly and welcoming."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all BS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone saying they love you.....such lies

I do though

First I've heard about it young man

I should’ve told you more. I know that now

It's never too late"

you, Alphecca

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Some men that claim they can make any woman squirt ..

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Easily done with a wand - assuming you dont get too sensitive.

We find around the 10th orgasm they need a break.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Some men that claim they can make any woman squirt .."

But all women can pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That two friends could drink a whole bottle of rum together and nothing sexual happen...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Easily done with a wand - assuming you dont get too sensitive.

We find around the 10th orgasm they need a break."

But why do I need him when I have a wand?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

Charming

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Saying he's vwe but really he's not even endowed. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That two friends could drink a whole bottle of rum together and nothing sexual happen...

You didn't have to drink it!!

Max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I start….amongst the many.

The fella who swore blind he could impregnate me although it was clear I was 50+

On meeting it was abundantly clear that they weren’t 5’11 as per profile more like 5’1….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honesty

Luv it

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"“Hung”

I’ve learned that hung to a guy can mean literally anything

It can be a 9 inch monster

It can be a ruler pressed 4 inches into their belly fat

It can be totally average "

I think the fab definition is “the same size as a tv remote when shoved hard into ones groin”.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

One guy would have me screaming and cumming after facefucking me then shoving it in my arse. Apparently he’s never had sex and not made a woman squirt.

I wasn’t convinced he’d ever had sex tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Hung”

I’ve learned that hung to a guy can mean literally anything

It can be a 9 inch monster

It can be a ruler pressed 4 inches into their belly fat

It can be totally average

I think the fab definition is “the same size as a tv remote when shoved hard into ones groin”. "

Jack you kinky thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promise I've had from several women, I've never failed to make a man cum from a blow job.

All proceed and fail to make me cum, I even got abuse off one lady as apparently I did it deliberately to make her feel bad

Under promise and over deliver is the way to do it

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"“Hung”

I’ve learned that hung to a guy can mean literally anything

It can be a 9 inch monster

It can be a ruler pressed 4 inches into their belly fat

It can be totally average

I think the fab definition is “the same size as a tv remote when shoved hard into ones groin”.

Jack you kinky thing

As a means of measurement not a toy. Pervert.

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Maybe he could. I used to be seeing a lady and every session she would come at least 15 times, one particular session was over 30.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

20 is that it he must be shit haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Hung”

I’ve learned that hung to a guy can mean literally anything

It can be a 9 inch monster

It can be a ruler pressed 4 inches into their belly fat

It can be totally average

I think the fab definition is “the same size as a tv remote when shoved hard into ones groin”.

Jack you kinky thing

As a means of measurement not a toy. Pervert. "

Puts batteries back in the remote control...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

Huh, I'm shitter than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone i know said they dont have sex at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Maybe he could. I used to be seeing a lady and every session she would come at least 15 times, one particular session was over 30. "

Given that NO guy ever has made me cum I doubt it!

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

I had one guy who said he was now an airline pilot after getting bored with being a barrister… which was pretty impressive for a 27-year-old with really poor spelling and grammar.

The other funniest was a guy who claimed to be so good in bed every woman he’d ever met from here turned into a needy stalker desperate for more. It’s a curse apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone a few years out of our age range saying they looked young for their age. They were 10 years older than me and looked old enough to be my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Maybe he could. I used to be seeing a lady and every session she would come at least 15 times, one particular session was over 30. "

Erm, women lie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Maybe he could. I used to be seeing a lady and every session she would come at least 15 times, one particular session was over 30.

Erm, women lie. "

Glad you said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

Thank you. I know.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

Hang on one minute ….!

You can’t label us all the same

Some of us are shit ! Some are shit dusted in a little bit of glitter

Which makes us less shit that shit

And some of us are just here to put a smile on your face with light hearted humour

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

Ouch, that would hurt if I believed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

Wonder why!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I do really want to meet you.... only to ghost the following day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

I’m going to tea bag your cup when I make you a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do really want to meet you.... only to ghost the following day

This ^^^

Pricks.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

French mustard isn't actually grown in France.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

I’m truly shocked by this…

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"French mustard isn't actually grown in France. "

You’re going to tell me Nail Polish isn’t from Poland next.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"French mustard isn't actually grown in France.

You’re going to tell me Nail Polish isn’t from Poland next. "

Is it not? This place blows my mind.. Everyday is a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

Hang on one minute ….!

You can’t label us all the same

Some of us are shit ! Some are shit dusted in a little bit of glitter

Which makes us less shit that shit

And some of us are just here to put a smile on your face with light hearted humour

To sum up, men are shit yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

I’m going to tea bag your cup when I make you a coffee."

And I thought you liked me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

I’m going to tea bag your cup when I make you a coffee.

And I thought you liked me!!!"

Can I get in on the tea bagging? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

Ouch, that would hurt if I believed it

The truth generally does hurt

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over a year ago

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

I’m going to tea bag your cup when I make you a coffee.

And I thought you liked me!!!"

Fair.

I’ll just think about tea bagging it.

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over a year ago

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

Wonder why! "

Because I declined the advances of someone I didnt find attractive? How very dare I!!

Note they were the ones that came back with abuse, my decline was a polite "No thank you".

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over a year ago

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

I've had the professional footballer message to about deep throating

So have I

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over a year ago

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

Wonder why!

Because I declined the advances of someone I didnt find attractive? How very dare I!!

Note they were the ones that came back with abuse, my decline was a polite "No thank you". "

Do you not get that describing someone as fat and ugly is deeply offensive and that’s what people are picking up on.

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over a year ago

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

Wonder why!

Because I declined the advances of someone I didnt find attractive? How very dare I!!

Note they were the ones that came back with abuse, my decline was a polite "No thank you".

Do you not get that describing someone as fat and ugly is deeply offensive and that’s what people are picking up on. "

I didnt name them though did I? Tell you what, imagine I were female and saying the same thing about a male, then tell me if you'd find it offensive.

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over a year ago

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

Wonder why!

Because I declined the advances of someone I didnt find attractive? How very dare I!!

Note they were the ones that came back with abuse, my decline was a polite "No thank you".

Do you not get that describing someone as fat and ugly is deeply offensive and that’s what people are picking up on.

I didnt name them though did I? Tell you what, imagine I were female and saying the same thing about a male, then tell me if you'd find it offensive."

If a woman came on here and described a couple as fat and ugly they’d get the same response.

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over a year ago

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

Wonder why!

Because I declined the advances of someone I didnt find attractive? How very dare I!!

Note they were the ones that came back with abuse, my decline was a polite "No thank you".

Do you not get that describing someone as fat and ugly is deeply offensive and that’s what people are picking up on.

I didnt name them though did I? Tell you what, imagine I were female and saying the same thing about a male, then tell me if you'd find it offensive.

If a woman came on here and described a couple as fat and ugly they’d get the same response. "

Yet there's no mention of the fact that they sent me a load of abuse when I politely declined.

Yes, they were fat, thats a statement of fact. I'm a bit fat too, so no doubt people find that unattractive about me as well - and as for ugly, their abusive message when rejected shows them as ugly people.

I never at any point told them I found them fat and ugly, so I don't get where your faux-outrage is coming from.

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By *r and Mrs 81Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

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over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

i reckon i could out do that

I can outdo your outdo

I reckon no one could make me cum that much. It’s a miracle if a guy can do it once without me using my wand

Inked has with me! Lol, I couldn’t think straight, let alone move my legs! Even lying still my body was twitching…he let me catch my breath and then back to more…I’m a lucky lady, haha xx "

I have the same with my man, have way more over n over.. very lucky girl

I end up a ruined shaking mess hehe

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over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

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over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore. "

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

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over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to."

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man Utd

To win the premier league

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over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to."

Exactly! We can see your abuse of them, we can’t see what they said. We can only comment on what is said in the forums. I get abuse daily, I don’t come on here and be offensive about them though!

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over a year ago

Och, Mr Tee, c’mon. It’s not the first cheeky comment you’ve made on here, so just own it. Mixed Race is right.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then. "

To me, if you'd commented negatively on their behaviour (ie cunt of a couple) it wouldn't come across the same way. Whereas attacking how they look is something different altogether. People can't change how they look easily, and why should they? Behaviour is a choice therefore fair game to be called out on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man Utd

To win the premier league

He didn't say when

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over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then. "

Nobody said it was ok but what definitely isn’t ok is publicly body shaming people. It’s fine though, anyone who maybe thought about meeting you from the forums will be having second thoughts now.

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over a year ago

"Och, Mr Tee, c’mon. It’s not the first cheeky comment you’ve made on here, so just own it. Mixed Race is right."

I was thinking the same but couldn’t be bothered to green arrow him. I’m sure someone will though.

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over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them.

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over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them. "

So basically you didn’t have the balls to call them “fat” in a message but happy to publicly call them it. I’ll lend you my shovel if you want to keep on digging

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I just the love the ones that think they can fuck you/lick you/ make you cum better than any other guy has.

Reality....you're all shit.

Ouch, that would hurt if I believed it

The truth generally does hurt"

It does and that's why I'm not hurt

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them. "

Did you? I didn't deduce that. It read to me that you declined their advances because they were fat and ugly and didn't meet your standards. And that's fine, nowt wrong at all with declining offers of those who don't tickle your pickle, in fact I actively encourage it!

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over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them.

So basically you didn’t have the balls to call them “fat” in a message but happy to publicly call them it. I’ll lend you my shovel if you want to keep on digging

Now you're just being deliberatley obtuse. So you'd have been happier if I'd chosen to call them fat directly then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them.

So basically you didn’t have the balls to call them “fat” in a message but happy to publicly call them it. I’ll lend you my shovel if you want to keep on digging

Now you're just being deliberatley obtuse. So you'd have been happier if I'd chosen to call them fat directly then? "

I’d prefer if you didn’t call them fat at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them.

So basically you didn’t have the balls to call them “fat” in a message but happy to publicly call them it. I’ll lend you my shovel if you want to keep on digging

Now you're just being deliberatley obtuse. So you'd have been happier if I'd chosen to call them fat directly then?

I’d prefer if you didn’t call them fat at all. "

Ok - an abusive couple who were happy with their dietary choices then. Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them.

So basically you didn’t have the balls to call them “fat” in a message but happy to publicly call them it. I’ll lend you my shovel if you want to keep on digging

Now you're just being deliberatley obtuse. So you'd have been happier if I'd chosen to call them fat directly then?

I’d prefer if you didn’t call them fat at all.

Ok - an abusive couple who were happy with their dietary choices then. Better? "

You’re obviously a troll. Enjoy your evening.

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over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them.

So basically you didn’t have the balls to call them “fat” in a message but happy to publicly call them it. I’ll lend you my shovel if you want to keep on digging

Now you're just being deliberatley obtuse. So you'd have been happier if I'd chosen to call them fat directly then?

I’d prefer if you didn’t call them fat at all.

Ok - an abusive couple who were happy with their dietary choices then. Better?

You’re obviously a troll. Enjoy your evening."

Well you lot have chosen to attack me, so I think you may need to look up the definition of troll.

But in any case, I will enjoy my evening, whats left of it. You too.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

Omg! I had the airline guy. Santander had confirmed his first years profit or something... lol

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

The forums are such a great filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything posted by wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them.

So basically you didn’t have the balls to call them “fat” in a message but happy to publicly call them it. I’ll lend you my shovel if you want to keep on digging

Now you're just being deliberatley obtuse. So you'd have been happier if I'd chosen to call them fat directly then?

I’d prefer if you didn’t call them fat at all.

Ok - an abusive couple who were happy with their dietary choices then. Better?

You’re obviously a troll. Enjoy your evening.

Well you lot have chosen to attack me, so I think you may need to look up the definition of troll.

But in any case, I will enjoy my evening, whats left of it. You too."

I like the ones with bright pink hair myself! (troll) matches my lipstick

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over a year ago

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

Omg! I had the airline guy. Santander had confirmed his first years profit or something... lol"

Yes!!! The very one

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ha ha ha Brilliant... I wonder what he really does for a living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Wow ! ..20 times ?? In one session ?..did you take him up on his offer ..or did you see through it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Wow ! ..20 times ?? In one session ?..did you take him up on his offer ..or did you see through it ?

Haha saw through it

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

Omg! I had the airline guy. Santander had confirmed his first years profit or something... lol

Yes!!! The very one

Ugh.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

That they'd message me again tomorrow.

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over a year ago

Professional footballer who wanted to know if I’d deep throat his cock until I vomited.

I was like, see ya pal!

Hands up; I got the airline guy too. Told him I wasn’t a where to go

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

i reckon i could out do that

I can outdo your outdo

I reckon no one could make me cum that much. It’s a miracle if a guy can do it once without me using my wand

I could always bring my doxy

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ha ha ha Brilliant... I wonder what he really does for a living."

Probably either cleans planes or the airport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me telling people I've a 27 inch cock. It looks realistic (my profile pic), but rest assured, it isn't.

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

When she messaged "before we meet, you ought to know that I'm not really 35, I'm 60"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When she messaged "before we meet, you ought to know that I'm not really 35, I'm 60""

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them.

So basically you didn’t have the balls to call them “fat” in a message but happy to publicly call them it. I’ll lend you my shovel if you want to keep on digging

Now you're just being deliberatley obtuse. So you'd have been happier if I'd chosen to call them fat directly then?

I’d prefer if you didn’t call them fat at all.

Ok - an abusive couple who were happy with their dietary choices then. Better?

You’re obviously a troll. Enjoy your evening.

Well you lot have chosen to attack me, so I think you may need to look up the definition of troll.

But in any case, I will enjoy my evening, whats left of it. You too.

I like the ones with bright pink hair myself! (troll) matches my lipstick

If he doesn’t get it now, he never will....... think it’s time to just accept he might not have the mental capacity to see the issue. And trust me, I don’t get offended on behalf of other people. I can, however, detect a lost cause pretty quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fat, ugly couple replied with abuse after I deined their advances and claimed "we're the best offer you'll ever get" (yes, some of us blokes do have some standards).

As it turns out though, technically they are correct because, at the time of writing, I havent had an offer since!

You’re delightful

That's what I thought

Im quite delightful - considerably moreso than the un-named couple that abused me in the first place, that you're all conveniently choosing to ignore.

I don’t think it’s conveniently.

They’re just not here describing you the same way as you are describing them.

Seems a bit of a shit move.

I think that’s what’s people are more drawn to.

No, they just aimed their unsolicited abuse directly at me, so that's ok then.

Check back - I did say they were ugly because of their behaviour.

As for fat, well they were! Same as if someone said I had a big nose and small cock. I cant argue with facts!

Although I never told them they were fat, I just politely said "no thank you" so there's no reason for anyone to be outraged on their behalf for something I never said to them.

So basically you didn’t have the balls to call them “fat” in a message but happy to publicly call them it. I’ll lend you my shovel if you want to keep on digging

Now you're just being deliberatley obtuse. So you'd have been happier if I'd chosen to call them fat directly then?

I’d prefer if you didn’t call them fat at all.

Ok - an abusive couple who were happy with their dietary choices then. Better?

You’re obviously a troll. Enjoy your evening.

Well you lot have chosen to attack me, so I think you may need to look up the definition of troll.

But in any case, I will enjoy my evening, whats left of it. You too.

I like the ones with bright pink hair myself! (troll) matches my lipstick

Nothing wrong with my mental capacity fella.

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over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

i reckon i could out do that

I can outdo your outdo

I reckon no one could make me cum that much. It’s a miracle if a guy can do it once without me using my wand

I’d love to say I could do it even though I’m fairly confident I could but it’s a bit over cocky saying it. Some women are very hard to give an orgasm. I would definitely try my hardest thought lol and with my mega high sex drive I’m sure I’d keep you up all night with no complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can deep throat any cock.....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

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you have to admire the optimism

A guy was chatting to the misses, claimed to be military sent a couple of photos that he had stolen off the Internet, how do we know they was stolen, because I was in one of the pics he was claiming was him ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

I don't understand why people do this. They can't possibly hope to get what they want. (Calling someone fat on here (even if they are) seems unacceptable to some as with the gentleman above).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Wow ! ..20 times ?? In one session ?..did you take him up on his offer ..or did you see through it ?

Haha saw through it

Course you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

Maybe he could. I used to be seeing a lady and every session she would come at least 15 times, one particular session was over 30.

Erm, women lie. "

Not all. I can orgasm in waves that encompass several orgasms, one almost immediately after the other and it can be more than one wave during our time together. So 20 or 30 orgasms isn't impossible. I don't often cum this way or even cum at all but it has happened several times

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

Errrrr! No age shaming please. Some of us 50 plusers are not ready for the grave just yet

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By *a_fun_30_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

To be fair our record is 23

A(f)

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By *a_fun_30_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

But whyyyyyyy? What do they expect the outcome is going to be?? As if you’re going to be like oh well we’re both here now, hop on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy that wanted to ‘drain my halls’, who I foolishly replied to to say “get real, does this ever work, randomly messaging straight guys?” Who insisted that actually yes, it did…

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

I don't understand why people do this. They can't possibly hope to get what they want. (Calling someone fat on here (even if they are) seems unacceptable to some as with the gentleman above). "

J was thinking the same thing... Where us the flaming and the outrage over this one? There is only one difference I can see... Double standards, much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So people what’s the most outlandish claim you’ve heard on here?

I’ll go with the guy who said he could make me cum 20 times in one session.

To be fair our record is 23

A(f)"

Lol long term partner is different though as they gradually learn what makes you cum. But a one off fab meet? Naaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

I don't understand why people do this. They can't possibly hope to get what they want. (Calling someone fat on here (even if they are) seems unacceptable to some as with the gentleman above).

J was thinking the same thing... Where us the flaming and the outrage over this one? There is only one difference I can see... Double standards, much? "

Just reads as not being as they described themselves previously, not commentary as to whether being 50 and fat was a bad thing, just that they has misrepresented themselves.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Jaffa cakes are a nice biscuit.

I mean come on, get real!!!!

I'll keep telling you until you believe it aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

I don't understand why people do this. They can't possibly hope to get what they want. (Calling someone fat on here (even if they are) seems unacceptable to some as with the gentleman above).

J was thinking the same thing... Where us the flaming and the outrage over this one? There is only one difference I can see... Double standards, much? "

Personally didn't see the issue with calling a liar fat whether said by a man or woman. But yeah if having a go at a guy for saying it, why not the woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that wanted to ‘drain my halls’, who I foolishly replied to to say “get real, does this ever work, randomly messaging straight guys?” Who insisted that actually yes, it did…"

And did you get your halls drained in the end?

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over a year ago

"The guy that wanted to ‘drain my halls’, who I foolishly replied to to say “get real, does this ever work, randomly messaging straight guys?” Who insisted that actually yes, it did…

And did you get your halls drained in the end?

That's an outlandish slur

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over a year ago

"The guy that wanted to ‘drain my halls’, who I foolishly replied to to say “get real, does this ever work, randomly messaging straight guys?” Who insisted that actually yes, it did…

And did you get your halls drained in the end?

That's an outlandish slur

Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

I don't understand why people do this. They can't possibly hope to get what they want. (Calling someone fat on here (even if they are) seems unacceptable to some as with the gentleman above).

J was thinking the same thing... Where us the flaming and the outrage over this one? There is only one difference I can see... Double standards, much?

Personally didn't see the issue with calling a liar fat whether said by a man or woman. But yeah if having a go at a guy for saying it, why not the woman? "

Because it doesn't fit their agenda, that's why. But I have had some lovely supportive messages, so its good to know that there are some people on here who aren't just out for blood and to pat each other on the back.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

I don't understand why people do this. They can't possibly hope to get what they want. (Calling someone fat on here (even if they are) seems unacceptable to some as with the gentleman above).

J was thinking the same thing... Where us the flaming and the outrage over this one? There is only one difference I can see... Double standards, much? "

Doesn't seem to be any, does there. Wonder why.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Had a man send me pics of a 30 something, average build, attractive man, who I agreed to meet.

A 50 something, fat, unattractive liar turned up

I don't understand why people do this. They can't possibly hope to get what they want. (Calling someone fat on here (even if they are) seems unacceptable to some as with the gentleman above).

J was thinking the same thing... Where us the flaming and the outrage over this one? There is only one difference I can see... Double standards, much?

Just reads as not being as they described themselves previously, not commentary as to whether being 50 and fat was a bad thing, just that they has misrepresented themselves.

I'm also 50 ish and fat.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Most of the posts that say True Story in the title.

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