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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please leave your daily rant here .

The funnier the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People."

How many were on your chest

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some supersensitive over pretentious virtue signalling donuts use this site ... Wax crayon eating , mummy issued chin strap wearing idiots.. if a joke offends you ... Suck it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People.

How many were on your chest "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laundry. It never fucking ends.

Much as I adore my kids, the thought of one day doing washing for one truly pleases me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best not to get me on one so im out

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Some selfish and ignorant arsehole exposed me to coronavirus yesterday, I was far from happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some selfish and ignorant arsehole exposed me to coronavirus yesterday, I was far from happy "

That’s so annoying. Did they know they had it? Hope you’re feeling ok.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Laundry. It never fucking ends.

Much as I adore my kids, the thought of one day doing washing for one truly pleases me."

I bet the day you start doing laundry for one you say ahh it wasn’t all that bad

My old dear mother asks to do my laundry (obviously I’m a big boy now I do it myself )

But she misses doing it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Some selfish and ignorant arsehole exposed me to coronavirus yesterday, I was far from happy

That’s so annoying. Did they know they had it? Hope you’re feeling ok."

They did, they were proclaiming it as they wore no mask and were coughing all over the shop, without so much as covering their face. I was absolutely livid!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Laundry. It never fucking ends.

Much as I adore my kids, the thought of one day doing washing for one truly pleases me.

I bet the day you start doing laundry for one you say ahh it wasn’t all that bad

My old dear mother asks to do my laundry (obviously I’m a big boy now I do it myself )

But she misses doing it "

One of the first things I ask when my son comes over is "got any washing?" it's not because I enjoy or miss the washing, but more of a desire to feel helpful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some selfish and ignorant arsehole exposed me to coronavirus yesterday, I was far from happy

That’s so annoying. Did they know they had it? Hope you’re feeling ok.

They did, they were proclaiming it as they wore no mask and were coughing all over the shop, without so much as covering their face. I was absolutely livid!"

Oh my God!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?"

Agreed. And don’t even start me on the hell that is pulling out a dry tampon

The men gonna love us

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

Agreed. And don’t even start me on the hell that is pulling out a dry tampon

The men gonna love us "

I had a teenage tampon incident that scarred me for life. Haven't been able to bring myself to use them since.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Journey into work while the Cheltenham races are on. Get out of my town

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Some dick couple using one of my pics on their profile

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

It’s not piles! It’s a fucking egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?"

You need a column, Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some dick couple using one of my pics on their profile "

They what?!

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?"

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there only 24 hours in the day? I mean I want to sleep at least half of that. Why can we have 24 hours then sleep time? What a ridiculous concept that the sun decides when it’s day time ffs

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise. "

I can't blast off five or six orgasms a day let alone a shower! Boooooooooooo

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise. "

Woah! I was not expecting that!

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

Agreed. And don’t even start me on the hell that is pulling out a dry tampon

The men gonna love us

I had a teenage tampon incident that scarred me for life. Haven't been able to bring myself to use them since. "

Not for everyone but for a very cost effective, ethical, eco alternative pad try “wear ‘em out”

Also not for everyone but…I’ve had a coil for 20years and not a single period since.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

Woah! I was not expecting that! "

Makes sense tho. There's been times I've given myself a good fanny bashing to make it expell quicker.

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

Agreed. And don’t even start me on the hell that is pulling out a dry tampon

The men gonna love us

I had a teenage tampon incident that scarred me for life. Haven't been able to bring myself to use them since.

Not for everyone but for a very cost effective, ethical, eco alternative pad try “wear ‘em out”

Also not for everyone but…I’ve had a coil for 20years and not a single period since. "

Oohh coils are evil. Theres something in them, maybe the strings, I dunno. If I have (shock horror god forbid) bareback sex with a woman who has one in I am out of action for a good fortnight afterwards. My skin reacts to it like you would not believe, it is dreadful.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

Agreed. And don’t even start me on the hell that is pulling out a dry tampon

The men gonna love us

I had a teenage tampon incident that scarred me for life. Haven't been able to bring myself to use them since.

Not for everyone but for a very cost effective, ethical, eco alternative pad try “wear ‘em out”

Also not for everyone but…I’ve had a coil for 20years and not a single period since. "

I had a marina coil fitted after last baby at 42 and didn't have another period! Didn't even know when I went through menopause had it taken out about 6 years ago x

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

Woah! I was not expecting that!

Makes sense tho. There's been times I've given myself a good fanny bashing to make it expell quicker. "

You go, girl!

Maybe I should start a brand of specialist period sex toys... Call them Jampons or something?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Heard a few horror stories about the coil so not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

Woah! I was not expecting that!

Makes sense tho. There's been times I've given myself a good fanny bashing to make it expell quicker.

You go, girl!

Maybe I should start a brand of specialist period sex toys... Call them Jampons or something? "

OMG (covers eyes)! I've never been so glad to be post-menopausal!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

Agreed. And don’t even start me on the hell that is pulling out a dry tampon

The men gonna love us

I had a teenage tampon incident that scarred me for life. Haven't been able to bring myself to use them since.

Not for everyone but for a very cost effective, ethical, eco alternative pad try “wear ‘em out”

Also not for everyone but…I’ve had a coil for 20years and not a single period since. "

I've heard too many horror stories about the coil and I know my luck, plenty of it, most of it bad, so I ain't tempting it! I also can't tolerate anything containing hormones. Makes me evil and unpredictable. Like I could totally top myself whilst crying laughing and throwing molotovs all at the same time. Nope. Not for me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

Woah! I was not expecting that!

Makes sense tho. There's been times I've given myself a good fanny bashing to make it expell quicker.

You go, girl!

Maybe I should start a brand of specialist period sex toys... Call them Jampons or something? "

Fucking jampons love it!!

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

Woah! I was not expecting that!

Makes sense tho. There's been times I've given myself a good fanny bashing to make it expell quicker.

You go, girl!

Maybe I should start a brand of specialist period sex toys... Call them Jampons or something?

Fucking jampons love it!!"

Or Jampoons?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

Woah! I was not expecting that!

Makes sense tho. There's been times I've given myself a good fanny bashing to make it expell quicker.

You go, girl!

Maybe I should start a brand of specialist period sex toys... Call them Jampons or something?

Fucking jampons love it!!

Or Jampoons? "

Jampons is funnier, but I suppose if it'll be harpoon shaped it would work

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

Woah! I was not expecting that!

Makes sense tho. There's been times I've given myself a good fanny bashing to make it expell quicker.

You go, girl!

Maybe I should start a brand of specialist period sex toys... Call them Jampons or something?

Fucking jampons love it!!

Or Jampoons?

Jampons is funnier, but I suppose if it'll be harpoon shaped it would work "

Jampoon as in, poontang... Poon. The slang for a girls vajayjay.

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

The Monarchy! Give me one good, coherent argument for it.

The (questionable) fact that it attracts tourist money is not one.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Some supersensitive over pretentious virtue signalling donuts use this site ... Wax crayon eating , mummy issued chin strap wearing idiots.. if a joke offends you ... Suck it up "

Like stereotypical jokes about shell suit wearing scousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

Woah! I was not expecting that!

Makes sense tho. There's been times I've given myself a good fanny bashing to make it expell quicker. "

Everyday is a school day I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Periods.

I mean, they serve a purpose but fuck a duck they're just rancid. Spend a day rocking in pain waiting for it to drop, then do a morning cough and you feel it bursting out ya foof, wondering if it's been contained by sanitary products or whether it's a new mattress jobby which luckily it isn't so you're awash with relief that it's just your legs and pjs that have been attacked by the overflow.

And it stinks.

Why can't it come out like your favourite perfume and not rusty bin juice?

So... This is copied and pasted from a lady who gave some period advice to someone... And I stress, this is directly quoting her.

"You can blast off five or six orgasms in the shower, and then hold your nose and blow like you are popping your ears. The orgasms contract the uterus and speed up the lining shedding and the blowing shoots out a jellyfish sized pile of uterine lining. Waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you've got yourself a two day period. Been doing it for ten years now and my doctor says its totally safe (while silently judging me)"

Do with that what you will. I have no idea what its like to have a period (obviously) so can neither relate nor truly sympathise.

Woah! I was not expecting that!

Makes sense tho. There's been times I've given myself a good fanny bashing to make it expell quicker.

You go, girl!

Maybe I should start a brand of specialist period sex toys... Call them Jampons or something?

Fucking jampons love it!!"

Packaging idea’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ask you a question, then interrupt you with their own answer before you've finished your sentence....why bother asking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some supersensitive over pretentious virtue signalling donuts use this site ... Wax crayon eating , mummy issued chin strap wearing idiots.. if a joke offends you ... Suck it up

Like stereotypical jokes about shell suit wearing scousers. "

Hahahahaha Harry started it and the super sensitive scouser started screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask you a question, then interrupt you with their own answer before you've finished your sentence....why bother asking!! "

Amen to this, makes no sense to me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working for big multinational companies who just react to stats instead of planning ahead all that money wasted on yes men higher ups grrrrrrr

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"The Monarchy! Give me one good, coherent argument for it.

The (questionable) fact that it attracts tourist money is not one. "

Stand down everyone, I’ve got this… They are the divine bloodline of god own choosing - that should do it

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"The Monarchy! Give me one good, coherent argument for it.

The (questionable) fact that it attracts tourist money is not one.

Stand down everyone, I’ve got this… They are the divine bloodline of god own choosing - that should do it "

I've got to admit, you've got me there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a dream about your ex and them occupying nearly every thought for the whole following day!!

The good, the bad, the ugly.. F*uck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had hair on my chest the other day then shaved it so got that off my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large groups of teenagers in the gym hogging machines. Boils my piss!!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Large groups of teenagers in the gym hogging machines. Boils my piss!!!"

And either texting their mates or on Faecesbook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s raining and some member of public says you’re all wet !

Well no shit Sherlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large groups of teenagers in the gym hogging machines. Boils my piss!!!

And either texting their mates or on Faecesbook. "

I’m actually not too bothered about people using phones in gyms. Depending on the exercise I can need up to 3 minutes rest between sets. What else am I meant to do? If they’re just sitting on machines on their phones and fannying on though that’s a different story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had it this week with men who can't cope with a woman having an opinion. Can't deal with their view being challenged.

Yeah yeah not all men. I'm cross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I dare start or I may not shut up!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Large groups of teenagers in the gym hogging machines. Boils my piss!!!

And either texting their mates or on Faecesbook.

I’m actually not too bothered about people using phones in gyms. Depending on the exercise I can need up to 3 minutes rest between sets. What else am I meant to do? If they’re just sitting on machines on their phones and fannying on though that’s a different story."

They are usually fannying through FB.

I agree if they are using it to record their workout or look for music that's different.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I've had it this week with men who can't cope with a woman having an opinion. Can't deal with their view being challenged.

Yeah yeah not all men. I'm cross. "

Oh uh....angry Geraldine

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Bras torture wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Monarchy! Give me one good, coherent argument for it.

The (questionable) fact that it attracts tourist money is not one. "

Head of the state religion followed by millions of people in this country ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had it this week with men who can't cope with a woman having an opinion. Can't deal with their view being challenged.

Yeah yeah not all men. I'm cross. "

I hear ya sista

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some selfish and ignorant arsehole exposed me to coronavirus yesterday, I was far from happy

That’s so annoying. Did they know they had it? Hope you’re feeling ok.

They did, they were proclaiming it as they wore no mask and were coughing all over the shop, without so much as covering their face. I was absolutely livid!"

What???

One pities you English your nuts are far worse than ours ever could be,Can’t even comprehend ever doing that mean what was he thinking??

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I've had it this week with men who can't cope with a woman having an opinion. Can't deal with their view being challenged.

Yeah yeah not all men. I'm cross.

I hear ya sista "

Uh oh, don't cross the ladies x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I've had it this week with men who can't cope with a woman having an opinion. Can't deal with their view being challenged.

Yeah yeah not all men. I'm cross.

I hear ya sista

Uh oh, don't cross the ladies x"

As if we would mate.

(Angels)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I've had it this week with men who can't cope with a woman having an opinion. Can't deal with their view being challenged.

Yeah yeah not all men. I'm cross.

I hear ya sista

Uh oh, don't cross the ladies x

As if we would mate.

(Angels)"

I value my life....not a chance

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

One of my toys stopped buzzing mid use wasn’t the batteries. Very frustrating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think they to good and never listen in the work place just started the job know it all

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"People who think they to good and never listen in the work place just started the job know it all "

All save us from those, as we correct their mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who think they to good and never listen in the work place just started the job know it all

All save us from those, as we correct their mistakes "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's rained ALL day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had it this week with men who can't cope with a woman having an opinion. Can't deal with their view being challenged.

Yeah yeah not all men. I'm cross.

I hear ya sista

Uh oh, don't cross the ladies x

As if we would mate.

(Angels)"

Good men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had it this week with men who can't cope with a woman having an opinion. Can't deal with their view being challenged.

Yeah yeah not all men. I'm cross.

I hear ya sista "

thank you, lovely

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By *ihusband84Man
over a year ago

SHEERNESS

I just want to play with big boobs and eat pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough of this cheeky get ya tits out

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By *l6789Man
over a year ago

croydon

Texting….

When someone has a go at you for not messaging when it goes both ways I didn’t receive a bloody text of you either so if your mad you haven’t heard from me how about fecking sending me a message first for a change…

Better yet pick up the phone and call me

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I've had it this week with men who can't cope with a woman having an opinion. Can't deal with their view being challenged.

Yeah yeah not all men. I'm cross.

I hear ya sista

Uh oh, don't cross the ladies x

As if we would mate.

(Angels)

Good men "

Polishes halo.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"Bras torture wear"

Literally get it off your chest. . .

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Texting….

When someone has a go at you for not messaging when it goes both ways I didn’t receive a bloody text of you either so if your mad you haven’t heard from me how about fecking sending me a message first for a change…

Better yet pick up the phone and call me "

For sure this. One person springs to mind, she uses to do that all the time, get pissy that I didnt text her yet she wouldnt text me. We dont talk any more.

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"Bras torture wear"

I'm 42 and until quite recently I honestly thought bras were more comfortable than not wearing one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet spoon being used in the coffee before the sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will youjust got that top off get it off your chest

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