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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Ear plugs... but will you sleep through your alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky I have seagulls that have taken over everything the fat bastards.So thats my morning

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m here for Delilah

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

It could be worse OP, it could be workmen with a pneumatic drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ear plugs... but will you sleep through your alarm "

Set ones phone to vibrate and sleep on top of it.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Love the morning song and the seagulls it lovely to hear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It could be worse OP, it could be workmen with a pneumatic drill "

What time do you get up at doctor??

Worse when your route is also blocked like mine is right now by 7 blocks,

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Love the morning song and the seagulls it lovely to hear x"

I agree but not at 3.30 surely?

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I’m here for Delilah"

Forgive me, I just couldn't take anymore.

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I suppose I'm used to it living in the countryside. I was out at 4 am and they were just starting to tweet. Birds do sleep long hours so are probably at rest now

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I suppose I'm used to it living in the countryside. I was out at 4 am and they were just starting to tweet. Birds do sleep long hours so are probably at rest now "

Thanks for that. I might go out and start singing myself, see how they like it

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I suppose I'm used to it living in the countryside. I was out at 4 am and they were just starting to tweet. Birds do sleep long hours so are probably at rest now

Thanks for that. I might go out and start singing myself, see how they like it "

then tomorrow they will be louder and then you do it to them again and then it escalates before you know it your going to be ruined

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They’re telling each other what a wicked sleep they had and how hard it is to get worms out of the ground but it’s ok because Mrs Smith from No. 9 has fat balls in her garden.

You’re privy to their private conversations

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I suppose I'm used to it living in the countryside. I was out at 4 am and they were just starting to tweet. Birds do sleep long hours so are probably at rest now

Thanks for that. I might go out and start singing myself, see how they like it

then tomorrow they will be louder and then you do it to them again and then it escalates before you know it your going to be ruined "

You makee a good point. I am a good neighbour so peaceful coexistence is best. I think I will join them and we sing together at 3.30 tomorrow morning. Not sure how the rest of the neighbours will like it. We might end up with a full neighbourhood orchestra in the end though. The early risers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered "

Mine was hearing what sounded like a bin lorry half hour ago. So I woke up all confused thinking I was late for work, then I remembered I'm on the late shift Thurs of this week not the morning shift, then I remembered I've only had one day off so far so today must be Wednesday and it's not bin day til tomorrow so it really messed me up in the who what when where why? department.

The other one that tends to get me is the fucking window cleaner clattering the noisiest ladders I've ever heard. That's normally around half 6 and it fucks me right off.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered

Mine was hearing what sounded like a bin lorry half hour ago. So I woke up all confused thinking I was late for work, then I remembered I'm on the late shift Thurs of this week not the morning shift, then I remembered I've only had one day off so far so today must be Wednesday and it's not bin day til tomorrow so it really messed me up in the who what when where why? department.

The other one that tends to get me is the fucking window cleaner clattering the noisiest ladders I've ever heard. That's normally around half 6 and it fucks me right off."

Now I feel bad. The birds waking me up was not that bad after all.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered

Mine was hearing what sounded like a bin lorry half hour ago. So I woke up all confused thinking I was late for work, then I remembered I'm on the late shift Thurs of this week not the morning shift, then I remembered I've only had one day off so far so today must be Wednesday and it's not bin day til tomorrow so it really messed me up in the who what when where why? department.

The other one that tends to get me is the fucking window cleaner clattering the noisiest ladders I've ever heard. That's normally around half 6 and it fucks me right off.

Now I feel bad. The birds waking me up was not that bad after all. "

I wouldn't mind if it was my windows that were being cleaned but I do mine myself

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Love the morning song and the seagulls it lovely to hear x

I agree but not at 3.30 surely? "

Yes as that's on my cycle to work! I leave at 3.20 hate the dead silent Dec/Jan hearing the birds makes it a more pleasant journey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early morning, especially in the summer is a fantastic part of the day. Great sounds and light to enjoy.

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The dawn chorus...nothing better to wake upto than being serenaded by nature.. when camping its glorious .. birdsong beats rain on the tent anyday .

Being woken by thunder and lightning on crib goch is another story .. recommend extra underpants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered

Mine was hearing what sounded like a bin lorry half hour ago. So I woke up all confused thinking I was late for work, then I remembered I'm on the late shift Thurs of this week not the morning shift, then I remembered I've only had one day off so far so today must be Wednesday and it's not bin day til tomorrow so it really messed me up in the who what when where why? department.

The other one that tends to get me is the fucking window cleaner clattering the noisiest ladders I've ever heard. That's normally around half 6 and it fucks me right off.

Now I feel bad. The birds waking me up was not that bad after all.

I wouldn't mind if it was my windows that were being cleaned but I do mine myself "

Mine got done by accident very scary waking up to someone scaling your wall.Never been cleaner though.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered

Mine was hearing what sounded like a bin lorry half hour ago. So I woke up all confused thinking I was late for work, then I remembered I'm on the late shift Thurs of this week not the morning shift, then I remembered I've only had one day off so far so today must be Wednesday and it's not bin day til tomorrow so it really messed me up in the who what when where why? department.

The other one that tends to get me is the fucking window cleaner clattering the noisiest ladders I've ever heard. That's normally around half 6 and it fucks me right off.

Now I feel bad. The birds waking me up was not that bad after all.

I wouldn't mind if it was my windows that were being cleaned but I do mine myself

Mine got done by accident very scary waking up to someone scaling your wall.Never been cleaner though."

Did they drop a box of chocolates too?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"It could be worse OP, it could be workmen with a pneumatic drill

What time do you get up at doctor??

Worse when your route is also blocked like mine is right now by 7 blocks,"

For work at about 6am. I like to have enough time to have a shower, have breakfast and a coffee, as well as relax for a but before I have to get dress for work.

When I'm not at work I tend to wake up at about 7.30.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered "

Get up at 3am.. checkmate

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered

Get up at 3am.. checkmate "

Will do, catch them unware and shame for their behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m here for Delilah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered

Mine was hearing what sounded like a bin lorry half hour ago. So I woke up all confused thinking I was late for work, then I remembered I'm on the late shift Thurs of this week not the morning shift, then I remembered I've only had one day off so far so today must be Wednesday and it's not bin day til tomorrow so it really messed me up in the who what when where why? department.

The other one that tends to get me is the fucking window cleaner clattering the noisiest ladders I've ever heard. That's normally around half 6 and it fucks me right off.

Now I feel bad. The birds waking me up was not that bad after all.

I wouldn't mind if it was my windows that were being cleaned but I do mine myself

Mine got done by accident very scary waking up to someone scaling your wall.Never been cleaner though.

Did they drop a box of chocolates too? "

Yes they did how did you know that?

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered

Mine was hearing what sounded like a bin lorry half hour ago. So I woke up all confused thinking I was late for work, then I remembered I'm on the late shift Thurs of this week not the morning shift, then I remembered I've only had one day off so far so today must be Wednesday and it's not bin day til tomorrow so it really messed me up in the who what when where why? department.

The other one that tends to get me is the fucking window cleaner clattering the noisiest ladders I've ever heard. That's normally around half 6 and it fucks me right off.

Now I feel bad. The birds waking me up was not that bad after all.

I wouldn't mind if it was my windows that were being cleaned but I do mine myself

Mine got done by accident very scary waking up to someone scaling your wall.Never been cleaner though.

Did they drop a box of chocolates too?

Yes they did how did you know that? "

I have seen the advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered "

They prefer to be called women these days mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered "
because it’s spring they will quieten down soon it’s about sex

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I love it. Spring is coming. Long dark nights over. Fantastic

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I'm a townie, and often up at 'silly o clock ',trust me our feathered friends are up all night due to street lighting.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I love birds and hearing their chirping and singing but why do they have to serenade me at 3.30 in the morning outside my window and wake me up. I already feel knackered "

I work nights and when I'm on break at 2am I see the same white birds every night screaming chasing each other don't they sleep thought only owels were up all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get all the birds, you get all the birds

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