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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”

Would it work do you think?

What’s the worst and best you have heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Hows you

Meet now

Need sucking so bad.

These seem to be the most popular.

You’re welcome.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”

Would it work do you think?

"

It could only work written down, not spoken

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How about "Are you made of Stilton as your legs have blue veins" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don’t know any

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

Do you have pet insurance? Cos Im going to ruin your pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have pet insurance? Cos Im going to ruin your pussy. "

I think the murder one would turn me on more.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Do you have pet insurance? Cos Im going to ruin your pussy. "

Do you have home insurance ? Cos I'm going to smash your back door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have pet insurance? Cos Im going to ruin your pussy.

Do you have home insurance ? Cos I'm going to smash your back door"

Are you a gun, because I’m going to bang you like there’s no tomorrow

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Are you a gun, because I’m going to bang you like there’s no tomorrow "

and I have a Licence to Thrill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have pet insurance? Cos Im going to ruin your pussy.

Do you have home insurance ? Cos I'm going to smash your back door"

Well do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mine was just meant to be a tongue in cheek daft / gross out humour one to be fair. "

Yes.

Because I was being serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.

No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”

Would it work do you think?

It could only work written down, not spoken"

I accept your challenge,Any conditions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a bus? Cos I'd go to town on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.

No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. "

The guy must have trained for that approach as no one wants to be derailed during…

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Best : For the love of god, fuck me already!

Worst: Those trousers really hug your hips, but I bet I could hug them even better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you a bus? Cos I'd go to town on you "

What if three come at once?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a bus? Cos I'd go to town on you

What if three come at once? "

Sounds messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.

No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. "

Are you gonna go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you live on a chicken farm? (No) You sure know how to raise cocks. ))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to climb you like a tree.

Always wanted to say that to a guy

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm going to climb you like a tree.

Always wanted to say that to a guy "

OAKay

How do you like your eggs in the morning ? Scrambled or fertilised ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to climb you like a tree.

Always wanted to say that to a guy

OAKay

How do you like your eggs in the morning ? Scrambled or fertilised ?"

I've got four kids so fertilised isn't a turn on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mine was just meant to be a tongue in cheek daft / gross out humour one to be fair.

Yes.

Because I was being serious.

Obviously you weren't. My point was, murdering women jokes is a bit poor taste these days is it not? And that's coming from me. "

It’s all subjective.

What amuses some, offends others.

But surely by that logic all serious subjects are in poor taste?

In which case less humour, less comedy, less morale, more moods, more depression, more anger, more actual acts of violence, more death, more war.

I’m basically saving the world.

You’re welcome.

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By *ickedTemptationMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

If you were an elevator I’d be going down on you all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.

No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed.

Are you gonna go?"

No, sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about "Are you made of Stilton as your legs have blue veins" ?"

So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”

Would it work do you think?

What’s the worst and best you have heard?"

You would be hard put to be successful with any chat up line involving cheese

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell. Ever read the first and last post and wonder how it got there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it "

Don’t come in here with your common sense!

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville


"Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it

Don’t come in here with your common sense!"

Makes a hasty exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it "

Er, two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”

Would it work do you think?

What’s the worst and best you have heard?

You would be hard put to be successful with any chat up line involving cheese"

We would be Gouda together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"somebody's brought a jam spoon to a knife fight "

So clever and witty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buys bag of limes

Drops limes in front of someone

Clumsily picks up limes

Repeatedly drops limes

Looks person in the eye

.... sorry, I'm bad at pick up limes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.

No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. "

What did you say to it ? Yes or no ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.

No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed.

What did you say to it ? Yes or no ? "

I just saw your answer on a previous reply..ah well these things happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”

Would it work do you think?

What’s the worst and best you have heard?

You would be hard put to be successful with any chat up line involving cheese

We would be Gouda together?

"

Thats a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to fuck your bum

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly "

You make me crumble like feta!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm going to climb you like a tree.

Always wanted to say that to a guy "

With a rope.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly

You make me crumble like feta!"

You make me hard like Parmesan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly

You make me crumble like feta!

You make me hard like Parmesan "

Will you brie mine?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? "

Anytime, KBD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? "

You can dunk what you like for me

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

Anytime, KBD! "

Yessss it finally worked

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me "

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way "

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly

You make me crumble like feta!

You make me hard like Parmesan

Will you brie mine?"

Dairyleigh, these lines are bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way "

Don't forget the mattress in the car

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way

"

I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly

You make me crumble like feta!

You make me hard like Parmesan

Will you brie mine?

Dairyleigh, these lines are bad. "

Don’t leave me provolone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way

I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think "

Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly

You make me crumble like feta!

You make me hard like Parmesan

Will you brie mine?

Dairyleigh, these lines are bad.

Don’t leave me provolone!"

This is going whey too far.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Me: do you sleep on your front?

Her: No

Me: can I?

It’s an old one and it’s never worked but I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way

I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think

Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready "

Fight me for him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly

You make me crumble like feta!

You make me hard like Parmesan

Will you brie mine?

Dairyleigh, these lines are bad.

Don’t leave me provolone!

This is going whey too far. "

Netflix and curdle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”

Would it work do you think?

What’s the worst and best you have heard?"

Currently trying to erase this from my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”

Would it work do you think?

What’s the worst and best you have heard?

Currently trying to erase this from my mind "

I'm trying to erase "get in the bush, I have a knife"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way

I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think

Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready

Fight me for him! "

Haha sharing is caring my lovely

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way

I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think

Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready

Fight me for him!

Haha sharing is caring my lovely "

Any room for a little one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way

I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think

Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready

Fight me for him!

Haha sharing is caring my lovely

Any room for a little one? "

You're over 6foot!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way

I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think

Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready

Fight me for him!

Haha sharing is caring my lovely

Any room for a little one?

You're over 6foot!!"

Do you mean actually 6 foot or a Fab 6 foot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”

Would it work do you think?

What’s the worst and best you have heard?

Currently trying to erase this from my mind "

There is nothing wrong with this how dairy….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?

You can dunk what you like for me

I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way

I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think

Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready

Fight me for him!

Haha sharing is caring my lovely

Any room for a little one?

You're over 6foot!!

Do you mean actually 6 foot or a Fab 6 foot. "

You tell me, Davie

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Hello, and may I say how pretty you look in that short summer frock". Said in a daft 'posh' voice.

It got a laugh and it worked.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Hi do you have sex on the first date?

No

Ok can I see you here tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_______ best line ever

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By *l6789Man
over a year ago

croydon


"Just made one up:

“Are you made of cheese? Because your arse is so Gouda

Would it work do you think?

What’s the worst and best you have heard?"

Fixed it for u

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Me - Hey can I have your number?

Guy - Oh, I have a girlfriend

Me - I have a maths test

Guy - Umm, what?

Me - Sorry I thought we were both talking about things we were going to be cheating on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you an angel that fell to earth, because your knees and ankles look pretty fucked up

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Hiya is your name spanner by any chance,

Her,no why

Him, because everytime I look at you my nuts just tighten up.

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Hello there, I'm going to make you one of the 7 planets in the universe

Girl says isn't there 8 planets though

Guy says well yes but not after I've smashed uranus tthough

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By *andysbackbitchesTV/TS
over a year ago

Sunny old lemner

Hi love, im looking to be a stud... ive got the STDs now all i need is U....

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By *andysbackbitchesTV/TS
over a year ago

Sunny old lemner

Him: you remind me of my pinky toe...

Her: why, because im small and cute?

Him: no cos im gonna get d*unk and bang you on the coffee table later.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are you an angel that fell to earth, because your knees and ankles look pretty fucked up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go out with me for a drink or maybe a fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you a landmine? Because I want to blow your legs off….

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Happy mothers day

- oh but I don't have any children

You will in 9 months fancy a lift home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do chat up lines work anymore, does convocation work anymore?

The only creature that seems to talk to me these days is smudge ,and even she is ignoring me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi slag, want some penis?

Works on me every time.

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