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"Just made one up: “Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse” Would it work do you think? " It could only work written down, not spoken | |||
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"Do you have pet insurance? Cos Im going to ruin your pussy. " I think the murder one would turn me on more. | |||
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"Do you have pet insurance? Cos Im going to ruin your pussy. " Do you have home insurance ? Cos I'm going to smash your back door | |||
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" Are you a gun, because I’m going to bang you like there’s no tomorrow " and I have a Licence to Thrill | |||
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"Do you have pet insurance? Cos Im going to ruin your pussy. Do you have home insurance ? Cos I'm going to smash your back door" Well do you? | |||
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" Mine was just meant to be a tongue in cheek daft / gross out humour one to be fair. " Yes. Because I was being serious. | |||
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"Just made one up: “Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse” Would it work do you think? It could only work written down, not spoken" I accept your challenge,Any conditions? | |||
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing. No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. " The guy must have trained for that approach as no one wants to be derailed during… | |||
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"Are you a bus? Cos I'd go to town on you " What if three come at once? | |||
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"Are you a bus? Cos I'd go to town on you What if three come at once? " Sounds messy | |||
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing. No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. " Are you gonna go? | |||
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"I'm going to climb you like a tree. Always wanted to say that to a guy " OAKay How do you like your eggs in the morning ? Scrambled or fertilised ? | |||
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"I'm going to climb you like a tree. Always wanted to say that to a guy OAKay How do you like your eggs in the morning ? Scrambled or fertilised ?" I've got four kids so fertilised isn't a turn on! | |||
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" Mine was just meant to be a tongue in cheek daft / gross out humour one to be fair. Yes. Because I was being serious. Obviously you weren't. My point was, murdering women jokes is a bit poor taste these days is it not? And that's coming from me. " It’s all subjective. What amuses some, offends others. But surely by that logic all serious subjects are in poor taste? In which case less humour, less comedy, less morale, more moods, more depression, more anger, more actual acts of violence, more death, more war. I’m basically saving the world. You’re welcome. | |||
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing. No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. Are you gonna go?" No, sadly | |||
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"How about "Are you made of Stilton as your legs have blue veins" ?" So funny | |||
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"Just made one up: “Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse” Would it work do you think? What’s the worst and best you have heard?" You would be hard put to be successful with any chat up line involving cheese | |||
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"Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it " Don’t come in here with your common sense! | |||
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"Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it Don’t come in here with your common sense!" Makes a hasty exit | |||
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"Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it " Er, two. | |||
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"Just made one up: “Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse” Would it work do you think? What’s the worst and best you have heard? You would be hard put to be successful with any chat up line involving cheese" We would be Gouda together? | |||
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"somebody's brought a jam spoon to a knife fight " So clever and witty. | |||
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing. No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. " What did you say to it ? Yes or no ? | |||
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing. No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. What did you say to it ? Yes or no ? " I just saw your answer on a previous reply..ah well these things happen | |||
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"Just made one up: “Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse” Would it work do you think? What’s the worst and best you have heard? You would be hard put to be successful with any chat up line involving cheese We would be Gouda together? " Thats a cracker | |||
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly " You make me crumble like feta! | |||
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"I'm going to climb you like a tree. Always wanted to say that to a guy " With a rope. | |||
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly You make me crumble like feta!" You make me hard like Parmesan | |||
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly You make me crumble like feta! You make me hard like Parmesan " Will you brie mine? | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? " You can dunk what you like for me | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? Anytime, KBD! " Yessss it finally worked | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me " I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way " | |||
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly You make me crumble like feta! You make me hard like Parmesan Will you brie mine?" Dairyleigh, these lines are bad. | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way " Don't forget the mattress in the car | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way " I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think | |||
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly You make me crumble like feta! You make me hard like Parmesan Will you brie mine? Dairyleigh, these lines are bad. " Don’t leave me provolone! | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think " Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready | |||
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly You make me crumble like feta! You make me hard like Parmesan Will you brie mine? Dairyleigh, these lines are bad. Don’t leave me provolone!" This is going whey too far. | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready " Fight me for him! | |||
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly You make me crumble like feta! You make me hard like Parmesan Will you brie mine? Dairyleigh, these lines are bad. Don’t leave me provolone! This is going whey too far. " Netflix and curdle? | |||
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"Just made one up: “Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse” Would it work do you think? What’s the worst and best you have heard?" Currently trying to erase this from my mind | |||
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"Just made one up: “Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse” Would it work do you think? What’s the worst and best you have heard? Currently trying to erase this from my mind " I'm trying to erase "get in the bush, I have a knife"... | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready Fight me for him! " Haha sharing is caring my lovely | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready Fight me for him! Haha sharing is caring my lovely " Any room for a little one? | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready Fight me for him! Haha sharing is caring my lovely Any room for a little one? " You're over 6foot!! | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready Fight me for him! Haha sharing is caring my lovely Any room for a little one? You're over 6foot!!" Do you mean actually 6 foot or a Fab 6 foot. | |||
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"Just made one up: “Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse” Would it work do you think? What’s the worst and best you have heard? Currently trying to erase this from my mind " There is nothing wrong with this how dairy…. | |||
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea? You can dunk what you like for me I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready Fight me for him! Haha sharing is caring my lovely Any room for a little one? You're over 6foot!! Do you mean actually 6 foot or a Fab 6 foot. " You tell me, Davie | |||
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"Just made one up: “Are you made of cheese? Because your arse is so Gouda Would it work do you think? What’s the worst and best you have heard?" Fixed it for u | |||
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