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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's see what non-sexual thing you desire...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just a hug. That's all I need right now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolates caramel cheesecake

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I want a night out

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Some time off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage!

And a 10 hour sleep.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Curvy body without exercising or dieting.

A top to fit people with large chests

Jeans with pockets

A cleaner/cook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x"

You and me both

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Would it be cheesy to say I just want to be loved

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

What I've got

A cuppa and dunking a kit kat on the sofa

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

A chat with my parents x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pie and chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chat with my parents x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeky kiss (non sexual)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would it be cheesy to say I just want to be loved "

Nobody will hold it against you I'm sure

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Pie and chips."

Common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It to be the 25th March that's a night out to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pie and chips.

Common

I love a bit of rough

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Would it be cheesy to say I just want to be loved "

No. Honesty is the best policy fella

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Pie and chips.

Common

I love a bit of rough

Incoming

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

A nice long sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinder bueno

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x"

Me too please. A big long hug not just a 'mates' hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cheeky kiss (non sexual)"

Ok then (blows kisses)

I want my door to be fixed

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x

Me too please. A big long hug not just a 'mates' hug

Yep, like a proper cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be cheesy to say I just want to be loved "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relaxing day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinder bueno "

Actually can I change mine. I want a back massage. My spine currently looks like the McDonald’s arches

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

And I just want my mum back x

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x"

hugs

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Pie and chips.

Common

I love a bit of rough

Incoming

Deep breaths Fifey, deep breaths.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Would it be cheesy to say I just want to be loved

No. Honesty is the best policy fella

That is true.. I'm destined to be single forever I think lol

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

A lie in tomorrow. Late nights and early mornings are messing my body clock around.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Would it be cheesy to say I just want to be loved

Me too

I'm sure you are loved though gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pie and chips.

Common

I love a bit of rough

Incoming

Deep breaths Fifey, deep breaths. "

at you both xx

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Pie and chips.

Common

I love a bit of rough

Incoming

Deep breaths Fifey, deep breaths.

at you both xx"

Pearls of the central belt

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Pie and chips.

Common

I love a bit of rough

Incoming

Deep breaths Fifey, deep breaths.

at you both xx"

(Shocked face)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Anything deliciously cinnamon'y would be most satisfactory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair stroked and a hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to snuggle up naked in bed with someone. Nakedness on nakedness is the most awesome feeling. Nothing else no sex just to be held.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Pie and chips.

Common

Might be a grouse pie with truffle gravy and thrice cooked sweet potato chips.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Pie and chips.

Common

Might be a grouse pie with truffle gravy and thrice cooked sweet potato chips."

See, you get it. It's Edinburgh

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

An undisturbed bath, haven't had one for ages.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Pie and chips.

Common

Might be a grouse pie with truffle gravy and thrice cooked sweet potato chips.

See, you get it. It's Edinburgh

Quails eggs on top.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Pie and chips.

Common

Might be a grouse pie with truffle gravy and thrice cooked sweet potato chips."

Love the thrice cooked, what a star in the kitchen you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint choc chip ice cream

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Crunchy nut cornflakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair stroked and a hot chocolate "

Allow me to volunteer my services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gibson sg ,black on black with gold hardware

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

Marmite on toast and a mug of tea

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"It to be the 25th March that's a night out to look forward to

It is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Pie and chips.

Common

Might be a grouse pie with truffle gravy and thrice cooked sweet potato chips.

See, you get it. It's Edinburgh

Quails eggs on top."

Seasoned with edible gold.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x

Me too please. A big long hug not just a 'mates' hug

Yep, like a proper cuddle. "

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Pie and chips.

Common

Might be a grouse pie with truffle gravy and thrice cooked sweet potato chips.

See, you get it. It's Edinburgh

Quails eggs on top.

Seasoned with edible gold.

That's Gullane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x"

Beat me to that. Love a firm comforting hug. Ones to make you feel you are safe

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x

Beat me to that. Love a firm comforting hug. Ones to make you feel you are safe"

I just want one that says "I'm here" x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A bear hug, with hair twirls. I’d love to get in someone’s armpit right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x

Beat me to that. Love a firm comforting hug. Ones to make you feel you are safe

I just want one that says "I'm here" x"

Exactly.... and if anyone in Cornwall needs one of those.....

I'm Here ??

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Pie and chips.

Common

Might be a grouse pie with truffle gravy and thrice cooked sweet potato chips.

See, you get it. It's Edinburgh

Quails eggs on top.

Seasoned with edible gold.

That's Gullane

Bloody Tom Kitchin. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear hug, with hair twirls. I’d love to get in someone’s armpit right now.

I've showered so armpit is well fresh lol

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Umm A game of twister

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x

Beat me to that. Love a firm comforting hug. Ones to make you feel you are safe

I just want one that says "I'm here" x"

Awww, that sounds so wonderful to give and receive, a Tuesday hug how delicious

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Badge making machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear hug, with hair twirls. I’d love to get in someone’s armpit right now.

Oh but you bring the Bara Brith for after and cup tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed... i dont like other peoples beds

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Some level of financial security.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A bear hug, with hair twirls. I’d love to get in someone’s armpit right now.

Oh but you bring the Bara Brith for after and cup tea"

it’s a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear hug, with hair twirls. I’d love to get in someone’s armpit right now.

Oh but you bring the Bara Brith for after and cup tea

it’s a deal "

Fresh from Swansea market. There where I get mine when I venture beautiful South Wales. Roll on June.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear hug, with hair twirls. I’d love to get in someone’s armpit right now.

Oh but you bring the Bara Brith for after and cup tea

it’s a deal "

Then a scary movie and kissing till lips turn blue x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Massage!

And a 10 hour sleep."

Oh yes this. A nice long massage

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Big tub of ice cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big tub of ice cream! "

Flavour ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a kiss "

“Blows a kiss”

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Big tub of ice cream!

Flavour ?"

Praline Carte D’or x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big tub of ice cream!

Flavour ?

Praline Carte D’or x"

Never tried so I'll check that out. I quite like the Lidl. Salted caramel low calory one. While tub for 360 calories.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Big tub of ice cream!

Flavour ?

Praline Carte D’or x"

Rum and raisin sitting at Manly Wharf watching the ferry roll in and out to Sydney.

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By *herubchubWoman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

A snuggle on the sofa and stroke…I don’t mean a sexy stroke!

just a bit of human touch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some company and a hug. Feeling lonely this evening

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

Road trip to The Scottish Highlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage, & naked cuddles...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

So many of us need a cuddle, we should have a cuddle social event

Sex optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many of us need a cuddle, we should have a cuddle social event

Sex optional. "

Sounds great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many of us need a cuddle, we should have a cuddle social event

Sex optional. "

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could hug you all. I’ll say one thing for myself, and that is that I give great hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me lotto numbers op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to see my beautiful daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many of us need a cuddle, we should have a cuddle social event

Sex optional. "

Imagine if there was a social in a nearby city I could attend next month

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'd be lier if I said I needed a hug

But do love a good snuggle after bathing and massageing a woman and makeing her feel special like the only woman in the world.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I would love to get a really good massage please...like really deep in those knots! I weirdly like those massages that break you and a cuddle after please

I'm being greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to know shes okay alive safe and thriving and or to be able to let myself be excited about anything

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

A cuddle off me ma.

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By *uckslut888Woman
over a year ago

Loughborough

"And I just want my mum back x"

I feel your pain hun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my dad to not be on here

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Honestly, a nice hug and some hair strokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 12 year old not turning into Kevin the teenager

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I wish I could hug you all. I’ll say one thing for myself, and that is that I give great hugs xx"

Sweetie that you are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to get a really good massage please...like really deep in those knots! I weirdly like those massages that break you and a cuddle after please

I'm being greedy

You supply oil and I’ll bring the wax melts

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Enough money to boost my parents bungalow fund.

And a faster metabolism for me.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I would love to get a really good massage please...like really deep in those knots! I weirdly like those massages that break you and a cuddle after please

I'm being greedy

You supply oil and I’ll bring the wax melts"

Sounds delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/OsoNttOI3qA

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"So many of us need a cuddle, we should have a cuddle social event

Sex optional. "

I'm in!

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

A good snog!

And can I join in with the cuddle/hug event too please?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A cuddle form my 3 little cherubs.

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"For my dad to not be on here"

Ok. That was funny. Or tragic depending on the sincerity with which that was written. But still funny.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"So many of us need a cuddle, we should have a cuddle social event

Sex optional. "

Yes please. Including optional extras, but a great big hug would be sublime just now. What a fantastic idea, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my dad to not be on here

Ok. That was funny. Or tragic depending on the sincerity with which that was written. But still funny. "

It's a tragic comedy,If I find out mums also on here I’m going to lose my marbles

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A hug. A really big bear hug.

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By *alclmMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I’d love to snuggle up naked in bed with someone. Nakedness on nakedness is the most awesome feeling. Nothing else no sex just to be held. "

Yes yes yes a nice cuddle will be very nice

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

I really need a hug right now

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Holiday…. by the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holiday…. by the beach

PDI Summer 22 try something new

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just a hug. That's all I need right now x

Beat me to that. Love a firm comforting hug. Ones to make you feel you are safe

I just want one that says "I'm here" x"

I want one that says "I've got you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like all the renovations on my house finished so I can move in tomorrow!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For my dad to not be on here

Ok. That was funny. Or tragic depending on the sincerity with which that was written. But still funny.

It's a tragic comedy,If I find out mums also on here I’m going to lose my marbles"

She is, she told me in Sainsbury's a few days ago.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Holiday…. by the beach

PDI Summer 22 try something new "

Strongly considering that myself too but not in summer! way too hot for me … leaning more to Oct-Nov

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"For my dad to not be on here

Ok. That was funny. Or tragic depending on the sincerity with which that was written. But still funny.

It's a tragic comedy,If I find out mums also on here I’m going to lose my marbles

She is, she told me in Sainsbury's a few days ago.

She told me and Davie in bed last night. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my dad to not be on here

Ok. That was funny. Or tragic depending on the sincerity with which that was written. But still funny.

It's a tragic comedy,If I find out mums also on here I’m going to lose my marbles

She is, she told me in Sainsbury's a few days ago.

Why were you talking to my mum??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a cuddle would do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passionate kiss would be lovely c

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"A hug. A really big bear hug. "

I'd love to give you a nice big one!

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Just a cuddle would do x"

What a splendid idea. You look very good to cuddle with, sweet dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a cuddle would do x

What a splendid idea. You look very good to cuddle with, sweet dreams. "

Aaaaw thanks, right back at you x

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Just a cuddle would do x

What a splendid idea. You look very good to cuddle with, sweet dreams.

Aaaaw thanks, right back at you x"

Mmmm, in my dreams tonight, you are lovely, goodnight. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a cuddle would do x

What a splendid idea. You look very good to cuddle with, sweet dreams.

Aaaaw thanks, right back at you x

Mmmm, in my dreams tonight, you are lovely, goodnight. X"

Goodnight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to beable to have a layin

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

rum baba,

knickerboker glory,

or sherry trifle.

Or maybe all 3

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Easy life ,more money ,any chance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy life ,more money ,any chance ?

Become a house husband

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"rum baba,

knickerboker glory,

or sherry trifle.

Or maybe all 3"

Ooft, not had a rum baba in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my dad to not be on here

Ok. That was funny. Or tragic depending on the sincerity with which that was written. But still funny.

It's a tragic comedy,If I find out mums also on here I’m going to lose my marbles

She is, she told me in Sainsbury's a few days ago.

You big fibber!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chiropractor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life back or a future where i dont feel like part of me is missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My life back or a future where i dont feel like part of me is missing"

What, you mean like the top portion of your head?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A bigger 3d printer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few billion quid!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For my dad to not be on here

Ok. That was funny. Or tragic depending on the sincerity with which that was written. But still funny.

It's a tragic comedy,If I find out mums also on here I’m going to lose my marbles

She is, she told me in Sainsbury's a few days ago.

You big fibber!"

Moi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new brain.

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