FabSwingers.com forum: What's the dumbest thing you have ever believed

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Nearly top of the hill day

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

That if the wind changed my face would stick like that when I frowned as a kid

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

That there’s someone for everybody

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That Santa was real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you were poor all you had to do was get on your bike and get a job.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

That she'd suck my soul out if I fetched her a hangover McDonald's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a child i thought sausages were willys

I wouldnt eat them for years.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

That eating crusts would make your hair curly

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If you ate an apple or grape seed it would grow inside you..parents..!!

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

That being attracted to the same sex was bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That other people are smarter than me.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

That she loved me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bullshit they tell you in primary school about us having equality.

Or any of the lies that my teachers told to make racism seem less bad. Ah man ignorance was fucking bliss.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Back in the 70s where they implied spaghetti strands grew on trees. We were going to Italy on holiday not long after and I was disappointed to find out it wasn’t true

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ZtGoXkI58

It was original done as an April fools news item in the late 50s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Apple products were good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was an alien because i was so skinny as a kid i was convinced

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Back in the 70s where they implied spaghetti strands grew on trees. We were going to Italy on holiday not long after and I was disappointed to find out it wasn’t true

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ZtGoXkI58

It was original done as an April fools news item in the late 50s "
I remember that aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you’d lose all your hair if a bat pissed on ur head

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

That I could talk to cats.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

The pope was at the end of the road

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That peanut butter was made from termites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That no matter what we be friends for life I didn’t just loose the love off my life that day I lost my best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That you’d lose all your hair if a bat pissed on ur head

What how??

I simply must know how this would come about

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

That there was a man with as many noses as there are days in the year......but could only be seen on the 31st December!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Loads.

I'd say the ones that probably impacted me deepest and hardest have been that I'm worthless and useless and I'd be doing everyone a favour if I killed myself.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

I used to think that If the Rev dial in the car went onto the red bit the car would explode.

I used to Constantly watch it when my dad drive

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That I was gonna get a letter to study at 'Hogwarts'

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"That peanut butter was made from termites."

WTF?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

That my ex was a decent guy.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

If I played with my belly button too much it would unravel and my insides would become outsides

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I was told when I was a kid if I climbed a banana tree, my willy would fall off

or if there is lightning, don't touch anything metal, you will turn into stone. I spent my childhood avoiding metal things during a thunderstorm. Lovely family I have

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

That if you pee'd in a swimming pool there was a special dye in it that would turn the water a different colour...maybe that is true

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"That if you pee'd in a swimming pool there was a special dye in it that would turn the water a different colour...maybe that is true

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It’s not true - I may or may not have done this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ate the crusts off the bead you'd get curls

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"That if you pee'd in a swimming pool there was a special dye in it that would turn the water a different colour...maybe that is true

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It’s not true - I may or may not have done this

Ha ha, i believed it, part of me still does, hence never peeing in a swimming pool

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

That I don't matter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that she'd come back

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

...that I could get sex on here.

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Dumbest thing I believed at some point was that our elected officials are doing things in the best interest of the citizens that elected them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dragons aren’t real

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Being married and having kids by the time I'm in my late 20s. I still have time, but less anxious about rushing things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads.

I'd say the ones that probably impacted me deepest and hardest have been that I'm worthless and useless and I'd be doing everyone a favour if I killed myself."

thats made me so angry. some dont deserve to be breathing the same air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dumbest thing I believed at some point was that our elected officials are doing things in the best interest of the citizens that elected them"

Ahh good days so blissful only hated the other side now I hate everybody

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Dragons aren’t real

Dragons are real….just as unicorns and mermaids are real - you will see one - just have patience x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Mum had ran off with a black man, turned out she'd only gone to Kwik Save

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I wasn’t allowed to take my own food into the pictures. It was only like 2 years ago I found out this wasn’t true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That cheese comes from caves and that's what miners were mining for-cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doors that open with pull when signposts states push

People say there’s more wheels than dooors in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was a terrible person and nobody else would "put up with me" and I was lucky he loved me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...that I could get sex on here.

What crazy person told you that people come here for sex??

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

My ex wife

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

The moon landing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I wasn’t allowed to take my own food into the pictures. It was only like 2 years ago I found out this wasn’t true."

Wait you can???

Someones gonna pay!!

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That cheese comes from caves and that's what miners were mining for-cheese. "

Lol from Cheshire aswell...

I believed Sydney was the capital of Australia... For about 9 years of my life

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

monsters may or may not be living under my bed

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"That cheese comes from caves and that's what miners were mining for-cheese. "

Cheddar Gorge - I asked the same question

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

There's a few islands dotted around of our beaches, but one of the islands use to have a hospital for when the death plaque was about. So next to that island was another island called sheep Island, but nobody went there because they were killer sheep. I believed it for so long too.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

That your parents always tell the truth

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

That if I was less noisy, less opinionated, took up less space, was less ambitious, less independent, less feminist, just all round less than I am, that he'd be happier and wouldn't take his inadequacies out on me.

I bought into that shit for far too long!

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

That woman didn’t fart

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

That Christmas Day always fell on a Sunday.. in my defence I was swayed as a kid with excitement snd there was always a roast dinner . I was 17 before I actually thought about it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My cat went to hospital and they kept him

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That my husband would never cheat on me.

I got that one very wrong

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"My cat went to hospital and they kept him

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

That the jelly around pork pie is made from pig pee

And that faggots meat balls are made with maggots

In my defense I was 6 and had cruel uncles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you ate an apple or grape seed it would grow inside you..parents..!!"

I got told this when I was younger and cried cause I thought I was going to die when an apple tree sprouted out my head.

My mum once said she had leprosy when she was covered in dry peeling wallpaper paste, which also made me cry

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

There was a yellow van that patrolled the streets looking for kids bunking off.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

That my tongue would go black if I told a fib

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

I believed it when people who were handed everything on a plate told me that success comes from hard work.

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

"That my tongue would go black if I told a fib

Tell me some lies and then I shall.inspect your tongue and see if this one holds true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid, I believed woman gave birth via their belly buttons and also that ladies never had a dump.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

That my sister had somehow managed to write and release a pop song, record a video and appear on TOTP, all without me knowing.

(I was very young, and we all believe our big sisters, right????)

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"The moon landing ?"

Not your LHC story?

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

That

Jim could fix it for me

And rollf Harris had to book extra leg room on flights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste

That’s so mean!

Viv

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste

That’s so mean!

Viv"

Yeah, that's horses!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

When I was about 12 (pre pube5cent) my older brother called me a wanker.

I told him that was good, because you had to wank in order to have sex. I thought my cum would be the lubricant that allowed penetration!

Gbat

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

That not being privileged limited what I could have/achieve in life

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste

That’s so mean!

Viv

Yeah, that's horses!"

I thought horses for the books only not for wallpaper paste too

even more sad now

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste

That’s so mean!

Viv

Yeah, that's horses!"

Wall paper paste is made from potatoes.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

That there are people who actually want to meet on here.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

To eat all my food so i would grow up big and strong ,but just ended up as a fat fuck

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

"As a kid, I believed woman gave birth via their belly buttons and also that ladies never had a dump."

Hahhaaha obviously that's not true. Women do poo, once a week. It comes out like little malteasers that smell like the body shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste

That’s so mean!

Viv

Yeah, that's horses!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So so many but the one I'll say is that if you ate plenty of Carrots you'd have great eyesight after all you never see a Rabbit with glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you swallowed chewing gum it would … oh, I dunno, can’t remember. But bad stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To eat all my food so i would grow up big and strong ,but just ended up as a fat fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and my Uncle Jack from Paisley used to pretend that he was George Michael in disguise.

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

I used to believe that good things happened to good people. Sadly, life (and Fab) have taught me otherwise, but I'll keep tryin' or die laughin'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating the crusts of plain bread would give you curly hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a kid, I believed woman gave birth via their belly buttons and also that ladies never had a dump.

Hahhaaha obviously that's not true. Women do poo, once a week. It comes out like little malteasers that smell like the body shop. "

Fucking hell, not in my house it doesnt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not as good as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dandelions made you wee the bed.

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

"Eating the crusts of plain bread would give you curly hair."

I always ate my crusts and my pubes are properly curly.

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By *ajorbeaverMan
over a year ago

blackpool

beleiving in conspiracy theorists

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Oh, and my Uncle Jack from Paisley used to pretend that he was George Michael in disguise.

You should of had ,faith ,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that I had a big cock.

)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Santa was real

He’s not real??!!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

That I was the one she'd been waiting for her whole life, the one she'd dreamed of. No fool like an old fool I guess.

Oh and if you swallowed chewing gum, it never came out - thanks sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That having freckles meant I was a princess.

I was smug as fuck in primary school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was told if u eat Carrots u could see in the drak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That woman didn’t fart

Ooops sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beleiving in conspiracy theorists"

Major one of mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a man put his willy in a womans belly button to make a baby..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That a man put his willy in a womans belly button to make a baby..

You don’t???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That a man put his willy in a womans belly button to make a baby..

You don’t???"

Not now obviously

but when younger..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they've been to the moon...

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

That my wife would still fancy me sexually for the rest of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That he was my uncle….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti grows on trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That if the wind changed my face would stick like that when I frowned as a kid "

This

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

My grandmother told me if you told a lie you'd get a pimple on you're tongue....I was really disappointed after telling a porkie and finding it wasn't true

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

"That they've been to the moon... "

Lol exactly what I put! Immm glad I'm not alone on this

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"That they've been to the moon...

Lol exactly what I put! Immm glad I'm not alone on this"

So you're one of those who believes the moon is real?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

When I asked a very old lady her age. She smiled and said 18 which aged 6 I believed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I asked a very old lady her age. She smiled and said 18 which aged 6 I believed."

Aww, that’s so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The existence of a benevolent deity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That she was going to be alright !!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"That I could talk to cats. "

I do daily

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

That tories would be good for the country. At least I never voted for them mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

That I would be wading through seas of fanny on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything in BBC News

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you swallowed chewing gum it would get wrapped round your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freckles do make you a princess if you don’t believe it put a pea under your mattress

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste

Isn’t that true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste

Isn’t that true?

If course it is, silly!!

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

On profiles that say"genuine,will meet if arranged,wont let you down" a firm favourite...

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

The moon was made of cheese, always wanted to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That when the ice cream van played it's chimes it was to tell everybody he's just run out of everything

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

"That they've been to the moon...

Lol exactly what I put! Immm glad I'm not alone on this

So you're one of those who believes the moon is real?

Well they refer to it as a natural satilite so maybe it's reverse psychology? Lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

If you work hard you will reap the benefits when older.

Well almost 40years in and still working my balls off, thanks to our money pinching government I'm probably no better off now than 30 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The government’s actually care about the people

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

As a child in car we used to pass road signs stating "Reduce Speed Now". For some reason my brain used to ignore the Reduce bit and imagine it was ok for vehicles to go faster!

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

That Spurs would one day win the Premier League.

How very naive of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a child I believed hot dogs came from sausage dogs

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

‘Course I’ve paid the bills and the rent’

‘Course I’ve brought some money with me’

‘Course I will be straight home after work’

‘Course we can afford it’

Of course it was all bollocks. You live and learn

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"That Spurs would one day win the Premier League.

How very naive of me

Haha you forgot the caveat….. before I die

Plenty of time yet….. one day !

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By *azzamrMan
over a year ago

Paisley

As a kid my dad told me Dr Pepper was made with pepper it was 34 years before I ever tried it.

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