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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m shocked you are advertising here however I must ask, what’s the charge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame, wrong trade. Someone is looking for a decorator on another thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shocked you are advertising here however I must ask, what’s the charge?"

Why shocked? Times are hard, people need to earn a living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shocked you are advertising here however I must ask, what’s the charge?

Why shocked? Times are hard, people need to earn a living."

Oh dear oh dear, puns chum, puns….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shocked you are advertising here however I must ask, what’s the charge?

Why shocked? Times are hard, people need to earn a living.

Oh dear oh dear, puns chum, puns….

Dohhh, so sorry, I'll shut up and drink more coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shocked you are advertising here however I must ask, what’s the charge?

Why shocked? Times are hard, people need to earn a living.

Oh dear oh dear, puns chum, puns….

Dohhh, so sorry, I'll shut up and drink more coffee

I will join you with the coffee whilst plugging away at my crap jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plug in blow a fuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shocked you are advertising here however I must ask, what’s the charge?

Why shocked? Times are hard, people need to earn a living.

Oh dear oh dear, puns chum, puns….

Dohhh, so sorry, I'll shut up and drink more coffee

I will join you with the coffee whilst plugging away at my crap jokes

my brain is a bit more wired up now that I've had coffee

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’m shocked you are advertising here however I must ask, what’s the charge?

Why shocked? Times are hard, people need to earn a living.

Oh dear oh dear, puns chum, puns….

Dohhh, so sorry, I'll shut up and drink more coffee

I will join you with the coffee whilst plugging away at my crap jokes

my brain is a bit more wired up now that I've had coffee"

You're working killer hours though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Working all hours

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

A sexy tradesman about the place is something I enjoy but I'm not sensible, with keeping business and leisure separate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let me know if anyone needs an electrician fab rates for the community or help where I can with any questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sexy tradesman about the place is something I enjoy but I'm not sensible, with keeping business and leisure separate

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if your local to me let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the electricians wife say to the electrician when he got home after midnight?

Wire you insulate?

I'll see myself out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crossed wires here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No crossed wires today guys

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

The wife needs her shorts removing and box checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red to Red

Black to Black

Blue to bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wife needs her shorts removing and box checking

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yes no problem I will be with you shortly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Monday morning lovely sunshine temperatures rising

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Out and about today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area "
still available

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you sprinkle glitter whilst wearing tinsel ?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Plug in blow a fuse "

Just blowing a fuse?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Shame, wrong trade. Someone is looking for a decorator on another thread."

Not easy to find a good one these days and same goes for a plumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs an on line directory when we have Fab

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Who needs an on line directory when we have Fab "

Always best to go on recommendations and I don't mean verifications

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area "

We all need a sparkle from time to time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bees and birds your a joke

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Brown to brown and blue to bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area "

An election & A single guy on fab…. You won’t turn up will you, or answer your phone when I’m dissatisfied with your work.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

An election or an erection ?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area

An election & A single guy on fab…. You won’t turn up will you, or answer your phone when I’m dissatisfied with your work.

Especially if they have been paid already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area

An election & A single guy on fab…. You won’t turn up will you, or answer your phone when I’m dissatisfied with your work.

Especially if they have been paid already

Or moan that they need to get something from their van.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area

An election & A single guy on fab…. You won’t turn up will you, or answer your phone when I’m dissatisfied with your work.

Especially if they have been paid already

Or moan that they need to get something from their van.

Stop it, you are raising my blood pressure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area "
special rates for. Swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area

An election & A single guy on fab…. You won’t turn up will you, or answer your phone when I’m dissatisfied with your work.

Especially if they have been paid already

Or moan that they need to get something from their van.

Stop it, you are raising my blood pressure

Like when the leccy raises their prices midway through a job?….

* just kidding op. Good luck fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you need a sparkle let me know Northants /Bucks area special rates for. Swingers "

What do you mean?

What do they have to do for the 'special rates'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you don't blow a fuse when you get no customers. You could have sparked something off now. Hope people don't get their wires crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe it’s funny. I’ve got a Sparky in my DM’s who keeps encouraging me to break a socket so he can come round and fix it…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dark mornings anyone need extra lighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to put a spark in his relationship here

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