FabSwingers.com forum: if i could grant you a wish

By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Think carefully you've only one wish .

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Everyone knows the answer is infinite wishes

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Everyone knows the answer is infinite wishes"

That's me sacked then I hadn't thought of that one would come up

But I would say infinite wishes doesn't count as one wish .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Unlimited jelly beans whenever I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lottery win please.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Physically stay in my mid thirties but mentally grow for ever.

Gbat

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Lottery win please."

I've won the lottery, £30 it was.

I'll have a massive lottery win please

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By *arrisonMan
over a year ago

Woolacombe

Yeh...I immediately thought of a global society and the ensuing peace and equality but, then, I haven't had a BJ in a REALLY long time, so...

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Unlimited jelly beans whenever I like "

Modest wish I suppose but the last person that ask for that turned into

A bean bag .

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Unlimited jelly beans whenever I like

Modest wish I suppose but the last person that ask for that turned into

A bean bag ."

I would describe my physique as being similar to a bean bag as it is.

Could I change my wish to jelly tots instead?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I would wish to have good health. Cos mine is shit.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

A billion £s please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lottery win please.

I've won the lottery, £30 it was.

I'll have a massive lottery win please

Ooh, good point. Knowing my luck, it would be a tenner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A billion £s please. "

I’d share with you …

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Equality

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Some interesting wishes . OK wishes can be changed only once

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

An end to all wars and we would all live in peace and harmony.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Cliche, I know, but get rid of that fucker in the Kremlin

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A time machine please x

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Equality "

That's never going to happen everyone gets discriminated by someone else its human nature .

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Equality

That's never going to happen everyone gets discriminated by someone else its human nature .

But that's my wish

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"A billion £s please.

I’d share with you …"

I think that counts as a bribe

Do I like like I can be bought

Half a billion you say

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"A billion £s please.

I’d share with you …"

Ok, £2 billion then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my friend wouldn’t have terminal cancer

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Equality

That's never going to happen everyone gets discriminated by someone else its human nature .

And a great wish but we live in the real world if your not happy I surgest you write to Santa

But. He's got his of naughty and nice list as I say we all get discrimination. Even wish grantor's

But that's my wish"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another 3 wishes

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"That my friend wouldn’t have terminal cancer"

OK you up the anti with that one sadly the department gets lots of these wishes I wished for both my parents sadly my wish wasnt granted .

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

My pension pot would allow me to retire to the sun tomorrow.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Another 3 wishes "

You can have them but you'll send to direct them to the tooth fairy Santa and maybe the wishing well

But the rules we clear this department only deals with one wish .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"My pension pot would allow me to retire to the sun tomorrow. "

That easy done . but your days might be numbered to forfil your wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That my friend wouldn’t have terminal cancer

OK you up the anti with that one sadly the department gets lots of these wishes I wished for both my parents sadly my wish wasnt granted ."

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"My pension pot would allow me to retire to the sun tomorrow.

That easy done . but your days might be numbered to forfil your wish "

The operative words is might.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pension pot would allow me to retire to the sun tomorrow.

That easy done . but your days might be numbered to forfil your wish "

Cheery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To do 2019 differently x

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Vladimir putin in the ring with the giant boxer from Ukraine. No ref.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Vladimir putin in the ring with the giant boxer from Ukraine. No ref. "

Funny but good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To drain loch ness and actually see if there is a monster

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

The trouble with wishes is, the Monkey Paw issue. Are you messing with fate if your wish is granted, meaning your wish causes more pain and suffering than if fate played out?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Get rid of my back spasm please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, I’d like to know what people are thinking at all times. Just read their minds at will.

Then I’d be able to find those who are just as warped as I am

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I thought this thread had died but some more interesting wishes

Keep them coming thanks .

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Think carefully you've only one wish ."

Hmm! would have loved to meet both my Grandads

they both passed away before I was born

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Ooh can I ask for time traveling ability? That would be so awesome

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would ask For all of my family to be financially stable

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would ask For all of my family to be financially stable "

Nice wish perhaps a large insurance policy in you incase get kill electric scooter as a back up plan

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Like some have already said , a time travel machine. Then you're able to have as much money as you want.

You can go back to see loved ones that have passed on.

The possibilities are endless.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Like some have already said , a time travel machine. Then you're able to have as much money as you want.

You can go back to see loved ones that have passed on.

The possibilities are endless. "

This is true but my time travel thread was the other day but good wish others here want that too.

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

I wish my face looked the same age as my body.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I wish my face looked the same age as my body."

Interesting I think that wish will be granted in the fullness of time but you won't be around to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think carefully you've only one wish ."

The winning lottery numbers to every lottery globally for the next 10 years

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Think carefully you've only one wish .

The winning lottery numbers to every lottery globally for the next 10 years"

Greedy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me prime minister with 400 mps subservient to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think carefully you've only one wish .

The winning lottery numbers to every lottery globally for the next 10 years

Greedy bastard "

Maybe, but you know it's the only wish worth making

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Think carefully you've only one wish .

The winning lottery numbers to every lottery globally for the next 10 years

Greedy bastard

Maybe, but you know it's the only

wish worth making"

Nah look at the other wishes here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think carefully you've only one wish .

The winning lottery numbers to every lottery globally for the next 10 years

Greedy bastard

Maybe, but you know it's the only

wish worth making

Nah look at the other wishes here."

Yeah, but I would be in the position to buy the contents of the other wishes

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Make me prime minister with 400 mps subservient to me.

Michael gove I've told you not message me here .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make me prime minister with 400 mps subservient to me.

Michael gove I've told you not message me here . "

How did you know?

My plan is ruined off to grovel to Boris now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wish would be to always be content.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"My wish would be to always be content. "

Nice one make a woman happy and youl get your wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me take HFAK home with me and I'll never want for anything again!!!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Rub, rub, rub, *pooof*

Hi! I'm a magic genie! I can grant you one wish!

"I thought I got three wishes?"

Sorry...budget cuts *ahem*. What would you like for your one wish? Please, don't wish for more wishes...that's been done to death and you're only getting one.

"Ummm, OK. I wish the Covid pandemic would end..."

*Pooof*! No problem. Here's a nuclear war instead...

Oh bollocks...it's all my fault...

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Rub, rub, rub, *pooof*

Hi! I'm a magic genie! I can grant you one wish!

"I thought I got three wishes?"

Sorry...budget cuts *ahem*. What would you like for your one wish? Please, don't wish for more wishes...that's been done to death and you're only getting one.

"Ummm, OK. I wish the Covid pandemic would end..."

*Pooof*! No problem. Here's a nuclear war instead...

Oh bollocks...it's all my fault..."

Very clever I'm surprised no one wish that covid never happened

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Health and happiness for my small people

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By *ocky82Man
over a year ago

Watford

I wish my wife would play. X

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A bullet between Putins eyes today please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take today off.

With JAG.

You’ve got 3 minutes to grant it.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Think carefully you've only one wish ."

Really easy for me, I would wish for all of my friends and family to be free from illness, injury, addiction, or any other infliction.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take today off.

With JAG.

You’ve got 3 minutes to grant it. "

I'm not sure this is specific enough, you know how wrong my last wish went.

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By *orkisses75Man
over a year ago

York

Safety for Ukrainian nationals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take today off.

With JAG.

You’ve got 3 minutes to grant it.

I'm not sure this is specific enough, you know how wrong my last wish went."

Fair point.

Not sure I should write the specifics here though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me take HFAK home with me and I'll never want for anything again!!!

wow that's a statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health & Happiness for all my loved ones ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go back to age 10 but knowing what I know now. How different things would be

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

"I’d go back to age 10 but knowing what I know now. How different things would be

Outstanding wish there!!! Though there re some things I know that a ten year old REALLY shouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my son to be completely healthy for life. Outside the usual cold. He would need those to stay humble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say stop teasing me with wishes unless you can make it happen the stars are liars

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

More intresting ones keep them comeing

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'll wish for that double motorboat from the tits out thread today!

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

World peace

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