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Abbreviations dogs would use if they could text

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

OMD OH MY DOG

BOL BARK OUT LOUD

Good evening all any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woof

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

PUMP

Pick up my poo

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

NAP

Need a poo

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

GUFF - give us food fuckwit

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

NAP

Need a piddle or some kip

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

TMS/ B

throw my stick/ ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CTFB

Chuck the fuckin ball

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

BWOMF

Been walked off my feet

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

TMB

Tickle my belly

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

SMA

Sniff My Arse

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

JECSM

Just eaten cat shit mum

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

CISYL - can I shag your leg

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

SMC

Slipped my collar

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

KTC

Kill The Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JCTCJOTB

Jesus Christ that cat just overtook Tom’s bicycle

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

S!

Squirrel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TMOYA take me out you arsehole

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

this is a great thread

SYB Sniff your bum?

SMB Sniff your bum?

WMT Wagging my tail

GFAW Gone for a walk

CHRIS completely happy rolling in shit

TLAWW Tail like a windscreen wiper

CP Chasing pussy

CML Chewing my lead

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

ILK

I love kittystyle

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

BRB

Bark right back

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

WMFDYFB! Where's my fucking dinner you fat bitch.

They love me really but I can imagine my boy dog saying that.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"JCTCJOTB

Jesus Christ that cat just overtook Tom’s bicycle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SMC shagging my cushion

CTP chasing the postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U've bn gn 4 hrs!!!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

CLM - Cat lives matter

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

NAS

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

LMB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TIA - throw it again

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

SMB

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

BUBBABOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DBD dog bitch dog

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"JCTCJOTB

Jesus Christ that cat just overtook Tom’s bicycle "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

IWM It wasn't me (when the owner farted)

CMT Chewing my tail

CMT Chasing my tail

GTTOM Get this thing off me (the dreaded lampshade)

WMB Where's my bone?

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

OPP

Other pooches pussy

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I SOTC

I shit on the carpet

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

WAS Worth a sniff

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

ILIIM I licked it, it's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fod fod fod

Poo

Wee

Wee

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

NLTPD

No lid to put down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WMBG - where’d my balls go

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"TMB

Tickle my belly "

I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WIH - Where is Human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GMAFTB

give me a fucking treat bitch

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

GOTI Go on throw ittttttt!

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

LMD - lick my dick. Used in the same way as omg

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

TB;LAL - Too busy; licking arsehole loudly

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

COG Chewing on grass

BUG Barfing up grass

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