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the Joy of Hotel Rooms

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

C'mon people, we all stay in enough of them. What little niggles do you have?

My current one is hotels that give you a full size kettle (yay) but only a stylish micro sink so you have to fill it at the shower!

And no mugs, only diddy little tea cups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just two pillows on the bed... i like at least 3 lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Really heavy duvets .... Even in the middle of summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree about the kettles!

And some are so stingly with the free coffee!

Oh - and walls that are too thin so that the slightest sound results in some bastard complaining and a knock at the door from reception!

And they always have lousy timing too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate finding hairs in the shower! Puts me right off

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Those strange strips of material on the bottom of beds. What are they for??

Never enough coathangers (if there's a closet at all!)

Dodgy showers. Funnily enough its always the expensive hotels that have duff showers.

Wifi not working/too expensive. I stay at the Hilton Garden Inn these days as they have a Mac terminal in every room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate the way they tuck in duvets/sheets under the actual mattress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh - and hotels that require a sodding key card to get in the front door/lift/through about 10 doors to get into your room!

Really ruins it when you have to go let in your meet whilst dressed in something that honestly should be kept behind closed doors!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Oh - and hotels that require a sodding key card to get in the front door/lift/through about 10 doors to get into your room!

Really ruins it when you have to go let in your meet whilst dressed in something that honestly should be kept behind closed doors!!! "

Its even worse when its a gangbang! The staff don't half give you funny looks letting in 8 men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never enough milk or coffee i always take my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

milks my big bugbear too, they give you like 4 little tubs to last all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only normal tea. I like Earl Grey so have to bring my own.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"i hate the way they tuck in duvets/sheets under the actual mattress "

Grrrrr, I bloody hate this. Have to make the sodding bed after untucking it all to be able to get in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini-bar prices …..£2.30 for can of diet ….!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic Milk cartons

Not enough of them, not enough tea bags, not enough sugar, not enoiugh coffee, and crap biscuits

Charging £15 for wi-fi

Charging £20 for a cooked breakfast

Headboards which you can't use for handcuffs

Double beds made from two singles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trouser presses that won’t open wide enough to hold a Ginster pasty and windows that won’t open wide enough to get rid of the smell of that curry pot noodle you had instead of paying for room service….!.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Not enough power sockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not enough power sockets"

And the two that are there are miles from the bed!

Useless for lying in bed with your laptop - and must be a nightmare for those with mains powered toys!

And I doubt reception wouldn't raise an eyebrow if you asked for an extension lead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legless beds, that go all the way down to the floor, with nowhere to tie four lengths of rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuh,, yeah and them full length mirrors on the back of the door that make me look like a bloke wearing a frock....sheezzzz

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


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Double beds made from two singles "

Hate that!

You book a double room and it's two singles held together by a sheet that's barely big enough and that comes untucked as soon as you pull the duvet back!

Then you get in and instead of starfishing in the middle you end up sleeping on the edge!

And as for fun! It's a right bugger when a chasm opens up during shagging and one of you falls between the two beds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Double beds made from two singles

Hate that!

You book a double room and it's two singles held together by a sheet that's barely big enough and that comes untucked as soon as you pull the duvet back!

Then you get in and instead of starfishing in the middle you end up sleeping on the edge!

And as for fun! It's a right bugger when a chasm opens up during shagging and one of you falls between the two beds. "

ok ive not measured this so might not work.. but could you not swap the mattresses round 90degrees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stayed in one recently that had a sign hanging from the hot tap stating "Caution, Hot water!!!" i should bloody well hope so

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Towels... Never enough and too bloody small

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Double beds made from two singles

Hate that!

You book a double room and it's two singles held together by a sheet that's barely big enough and that comes untucked as soon as you pull the duvet back!

Then you get in and instead of starfishing in the middle you end up sleeping on the edge!

And as for fun! It's a right bugger when a chasm opens up during shagging and one of you falls between the two beds.

ok ive not measured this so might not work.. but could you not swap the mattresses round 90degrees? "

A logical thinker!

And mid shag is the point to take the bed apart, move the mattresses and remake it with a sheet that hotel staff have special training to make fit a bed just a bit too big for it...

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland


"I stayed in one recently that had a sign hanging from the hot tap stating "Caution, Hot water!!!" i should bloody well hope so "

Probably due to the sue for anything no matter how ridiculous culture we have imported from the USA dont be surprised if you find them on the sugar and coffe soon. "Caution may make your coffee too sweet and may be responsible for your weight increase.

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